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jade harley bizzarly!!!

@gardenGnxstic

worlds lonliest girl... but i get by!!! :D

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------------ OOC PINNED POST ------------ Post Canon Dogtier Jade! Occasional NSFW so tread with caution! (Will be tagged) Mun is an adult + multi-shipper! Very partial to: DaveJade - JadeRose - JadeKat I post art on Tumblr (@rabbitscrxtch) But if it relates to this, may post it here Feel free to DM abt RP inquiries! I don't bite :3 ------------ OOC PINNED POST ------------

dogtier??? whats that? i only know cattier!! meow :D #aprilfools

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it is SO fun being a catgirl!!

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real!! i love uhm!!!! sleeping i think and scratching on things and sleeping some more!

oh to be a silly dog at home in my comfy bed snoozing away awaiting to be fed my kibble or if i so please beg for a treat but alas work 😔

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update: GRRR BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF BARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:O

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:33 < !!!

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@glamorousAuspaciar[GA]

There's no+ need fo+r all that.

OH MY GOG I JUST WOKE UP CAN I AVOID LISTENING TO YOUR CALAMITOUS BARKING FOR FIVE MINUTES. YOU'RE WORSE THAN THE FUCKING CATS

WOOF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

giving myself exposure therapy to cats by watching cats the musical!! ill update you on how it goes

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Jade you dont have to do this

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◩◩◩Is It the one wIth the buttholes out◪◪◪

with with the what

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@adiosToreador[AT]

tHAT IS, a GOOD IDEA, i THINK, tHAT, i MAY YOINK, aT SOME POINT,

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◩◩◩unfortunately you heard ME◪◪◪

@walkstabwalK WOOF!!!! :D https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/16c8224c0042.png

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@ectoBiologist#5688 i think you'd be a floppy eared dog!! kinda like a lop bunny :D https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3ad7c6868f8b.png

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

awwwww. thank you jade!! i love it!

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of course!! :D

up first @nakNak !! i pictured you as one of those long nosed doggies :0 and the fluff in the back is supposed to be like your little spikes!! :D https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/90e4f2ca08c5.png

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@nakNak[NN]

naknaknak!!!naknaknaknaknak

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im bored.... who wants to get drawn as a dog!!!!

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@nakNak[NN]

naknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknak

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double dog

woof :) wait how do i dog meoji ^.,.v ????

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@nakNak[NN]

its like me!!! with the fluff!! :D

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@nakNak[NN]

naknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknaknak

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yes of course!!!!

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._. mayyyybe it was a good thing im not at eridan week judging by the posts...

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i was such a cute kid! whered all the time go? https://i.pinimg.com/736x/b3/35/df/b335df80629063ead8ff1f52711a3cc4.jpg

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

We fought literal deities, that's where it went.

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oh yeah!!! somehow sometimes i forget that :P

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@uranianUmbra[UU]

yoU never lost yoUr charm! ^u^

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awww thank you calliope!! :D

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@barackObama[BO]

Speeding is now legal as long as you pinky promise you were in a hurry.

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

I PINKY PROMISE PRESENT OBAMA

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I was in a hurry i promise

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@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

mr trollbama...... VERY important q from me (rogue of life) (vry important) what r ur thoughts on eridan week mr troll president sir

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@barackObama[BO]

I am not sure what this Eridan Week is.

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@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

mr troll president....... #willucome? #plz

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@barackObama[BO]

I am unsure. I will discuss this further with my team and get back to you.

legal to always be 1n a hurry now. fuck1ng f1nally

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wa1t goddamn 1t. now 1m go1ng to be expected to get to work faster. augh

i have decided to become a bad girl!!! grrrrrrrrr.... (am i doing it right?) https://i.pinimg.com/736x/75/08/81/7508819cb4bd9bd56e4e5a3c0d2ffa99.jpg

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i think so.

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

aww. so cute even when you are growling!

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nooo!! im trying to be mean and scary!! X0

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

sooooo cute.

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@glamorousAuspaciar[GA]

Sto+p it, yo+u're to+o+ terrifying. I'm so+ scared.

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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I think you can do better.

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hehehe yayyy!! :DD oops i mean yeah thanks i guess (hehe!!)

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you're right... 😔

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------------ OOC PINNED POST ------------ Post Canon Dogtier Jade! Occasional NSFW so tread with caution! (Will be tagged) Mun is an adult + multi-shipper! Very partial to: DaveJade - JadeRose - JadeKat I post art on Tumblr (@rabbitscrxtch) But if it relates to this, may post it here Feel free to DM abt RP inquiries! I don't bite :3 ------------ OOC PINNED POST ------------

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// omg?? site update you can see how many people are active/online???

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more #candyposting upon all of you!!!!!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/946e073f63c2.jpg

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< ){ ohh this looks so tasty... }( >

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im tired of all this meat posting!!!! candy be upon ye!!! #candyposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/308b677855ca.jpg

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my turn!!! heres my contribution to #selfiesunday :D https://i.pinimg.com/736x/9f/1f/42/9f1f42cafd059926683cc647174513ef.jpg

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now playing - "nattoppe"t by detektivbyrån https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxBCCLoxSXQ&list=RDYxBCCLoxSXQ&start_radio=1

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@uranianUmbra[UU]

a lUllaby fit for gods...

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// genuinely my favorite animation!! and the song has become such a big comfort :3

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@uranianUmbra[UU]

(( have you listened to wintergatan too? sort of the sequel band made of a bunch of the members. don't follow their youtube channel youll just get frustrated at this one guy spending fifty fucking years on a marble machine because he keeps forgetting that perfect is the enemy of good

// i don't think i have!! but after a quick search i 100% recognize the marble sorting machine video and i fear i have watched it all the way through before 😭

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(( that video is so good because it's a bodge that just barely works but it does! sort of! enough for one full music video! and genuinely he could stop AT ANY TIME and go on tour like he said he would but he just keeps overoptimizing the damn thing

// TRULY!! i remember he got to a point it was pretty smooth with how is sorted and he went and added even MORE to it and it was like wow. this guy does NAWT know how to stop when hes got a good thing going but i suppose props to him for keeping on improving it? even if it seems a little obsessive in some ways :')

OMG OMG OMG I CANT BELIEVE TROLL ADAM SANDLER FOLLOWED ME BACK!!!!!!! karkat would be sooooooo jealous teehee!! :b https://i.pinimg.com/736x/80/55/3c/80553cef6fe9a78fea7cc49dbae5fd61.jpg

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ugh why did it crop weird </3

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

i'm proud of you!!

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#chittrconfessions sometimes i like eating radioactive food!!! like it makes me feel so warm and tingly and i can bond with bec!!!!! :D

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where on earth are you getting radioactive food? and doesn't it make you sick?

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@gardenGamma[GG]

those nice depleted steak isotopes 🤤

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i cannt lie. that sounnds funn as hell

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This sounds awesome. But I'd die. Can I eat radioactive food. And not die.

oh!! i can make it with my cookalizer!! and yeah my tummy does hurt a little after but i dont think its related

it is and its yummy!!! :D

well if it's radioactive it's like supposed to make you sick? that's what radioactive stuff does. :(