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ohhhh, right! i um. i forgot that was a consideration for humans ._.

GGS

H4PPY #J4D3HOUR

4LL TH3 J4D3S W1LL B3 R3C31V1NG H34DP4TS 4ND 34R SCR4TCH3S FROM M3.. M4YB3 1F TH3Y'R3 NOT COV3R3D 1N F1LTH!!

I support #JadeHour. They deserve it.
#nsfw Don't be embarrassed. Just smile for the camera. That's it, all smiles. You like this, you wanted to be a star, right? You can be a pretty star, just keep listenin' to what I say. 'S nothing you wouldn't do to be famous, huh? Everyone starts somewhere, baby. So lie down and let everyone see you. <3

:33< one like and ill post bush #nsfw

:33< ive heard that busting makes mew f33l good :33< #nsfw ish #suggestive fur sure

I would never argue with a woman. I will, however, gently suggest alternatives while backing away slowly and maintaining eye contact.

POV: You're in front of me. #selfiesunday #roseposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7517dd9c5e43.png

// I'M OFFICIALLY 30 BABY I CAN FINALLY USE THIS FUCKING MEME HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/180108781441.jpg

:33< damn what are the odds of that :33< #vagueposting #butnyatreallyifmewcanmewsemewreeyesands33whatimtalkingabout

<<"w-woah...">>

:33< WOAH!!!! :33< MEOW!!! :33< I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT IT!!! :OO

I want to be entirely transparent. If I build a robohand like this, I am absolutely going to use it for unethical purposes. (Read: getting freaky in the club.) #nsfw

For those of you without lusii or fathers, I would like to extend an offer to fill that role for you. This also extends to those of you with lackluster or subpar lusii or fathers. To my fellow trolls: I bring you a carcass I hunted for meat, and the indecipherable shrieks we are all so accustomed to understand as the tone of profound pity reserved for only the youngest and smallest of us. To my human children, I offer you a firm pat on the back, and an inquiry on if you would like to play catch before dinner. Perhaps even a statement of pride in your success and tenacity to make it as far as you have.

The camera pans to me, offstage, giving Jade an encouraging thumbs up.

Likely due to the fact I recently declared today a National Holiday for no reason in particular.

AM I FLIRTING? AM I BEING NICE? AM I JUST BEING FRIENDLY? YOU MAY NEVER KNOW. I AM KAR VANTAS AND I AM A MYSTERY. #MYSTERIOUS
I WAS OUT FOR A LARGE MAJORITY OF THE DAY WORKING ON #SERIOUS #BUSINESS, THOUGH I HAVE RETURNED! I IMAGINE #ERIDANWEEK WENT FANTASTICALLY WITHOUT ANY MAJOR HICCUPS OR PROBLEMS SUCH AS THE HAPPENINGS OF LAST NIGHT, CORRECT? SEND POST.
Jade you dont have to do this
#eridanweek 😎💵🪩 http$://file.garden/acttmg-lgd3f0e4p/eridan%20week.png

yoU never lost yoUr charm! ^u^

We fought literal deities, that's where it went.
cool thing about life is you can just tell lies haha not me though id never do that

Speeding is now legal as long as you pinky promise you were in a hurry.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I think you can do better.

Sto+p it, yo+u're to+o+ terrifying. I'm so+ scared.

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< ){ ohh this looks so tasty... }( >

Hehe hell yeah.

Its me lol.
you are not a "gamer" you are a.disappointment
timmy needs to get off his damncomputer

ooh. okay! that's 15 silly costumes thrown into a wardrobifier, and that's a nice random button there... hehe, lets see what happens. #prank #gettingsillywithit
THANK YOU! I KNEW I WAS VERY GOOD AT THIS. POST REPLY.
I AM GOING TO TRY SOMETHING NEW TODAY I SAW ON MY FEED. #VAGUEPOSTING I AM REALLY ENJOYING MY MEAL RIGHT NOW! SEND POST.
timmy stoppedby today. turns out he was at camp. forgot i dropped him off there.lol!

1F TH3R3S SHORTST4CKS DO3S TH4T M34N TH3R3S LONGST4CKS

a lUllaby fit for gods...
彡Thank you miss harl3y..! L3t us fujo out or what3v3r you kind t3nds to say…彡
彡Erotic but not in th3 crud3 way. I lik3 to look at yaoi lik3 its a r3naissanc3 painting… i wish som3on3 und3rstood m3 v_v…. sigh… #nsfw彡
Incorrect im here.

Jade has joined the ranks.

Ahem. Do you ever feel
$$$$$ A₩ man I $ure ho₽e $o! It'd be $o... *¢ool*!!! $$$$$

> 1'm b1rdmaxx1ng

=( I prefer bugmaxxing. )

B33 < pawlright whatd i miss while i was #inthezone B33 < #literalbutchering


























