For those of you without lusii or fathers, I would like to extend an offer to fill that role for you. This also extends to those of you with lackluster or subpar lusii or fathers. To my fellow trolls: I bring you a carcass I hunted for meat, and the indecipherable shrieks we are all so accustomed to understand as the tone of profound pity reserved for only the youngest and smallest of us. To my human children, I offer you a firm pat on the back, and an inquiry on if you would like to play catch before dinner. Perhaps even a statement of pride in your success and tenacity to make it as far as you have.
what if your dad just really sucks can that count in this?
Of course.
It is an honor, Mr. President. Your selflessness knows no bounds.
Thank You Mr Obama
Rest well.
I assure you: the honor is mine.