Ms. Leijon
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Personal account for Ms. Leijon, writer and editor of @beforianTimes Leijon Gossip Column. All thoughts and posts are my own and do not reflect the thoughts of The Beforian Times.
:33 < Hello chittr!!! I am unsure what to put here, but this is @beforianTimes 's pawsonal account! F33l fr33 to chat with me casually here as much as you like, I'll be using it to reply to chitts i find interesting, and purrhaps i'll post a saucy thing or two here as well! DISCLAIMER: My thoughts and f33lings do NOT represent The Beforian Times what so evfurr.
:33 < Wanna be gay? Let's hang!
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K--<been thinking of getting into gay yeah
:33 < Come on ovfurr then!
MOD MESSAGE ((We have a minecraft server now! Check the discord for it!))
((in-character or just normal?
:33 < Waking up to the f33ling of being touched... Ah to be young again.. #nsfw
:33 < I'm back! Sorry furr the silence, I was breaking meowt of a crockpurrcorp holding cell, but they can't k33p me away from mew all furr long...
hELLO mS. lEIJON IT IS NICE, tO SEE YOU BACK,
:33 < None of mew know how powerfurr i really am :33c
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა hello⁀hi! i⁀had⁀a⁀hunch! blackmail⁀is⁀powerful⁀stuff! i⁀ha(V)e⁀deli(V)ered⁀many⁀an⁀en(V)elope⁀full⁀of⁀it⁀to⁀a⁀powerful⁀troll! they⁀always⁀try⁀to⁀cull⁀me⁀but⁀they⁀ne(V)er⁀catch⁀me⁀in⁀time!
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Hrgh,,,,,, you can't do that, ]
i do!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1???!!!!;!
:33 < finally a nep in pawer
(^･ω･^) < I KNEW HOW POWERFUL YOU WERE FROM THE FIRST DAY I LEARNED OF YOUR EXISTANCE, I WILL ALWAYS RESPECT YOU!!!
:33 < hey, looks like a me with moderation power!! (:33 < i believe anyway?? arent alternate universes so confuzzling to k33p track of? XPP) :33 < you know what this meaaaans :33 < a new purremium user tier! paying up means you get a fr33 shipping grid to show off :33 < virtual pets! every user gets a meowbeast or barkbeast or whatever! :33 < bad vibes = big big ban!! wuhpow! :33 < *ac curtsies quite modestly at our new kittylover in charge! this will be a day to remember foreverrr* :33 < *unlimited pawwwerrrr!! :DD* :33 < h33h33h33!! anyway yes congrats
˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ ; d♡︎ing us all a fav♡︎ur by keeping certain tr♡︎lls inline! hehe! >_< ;❀ .˚○ • °
:33 < I have photos....
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა hello! hi! i⁀ha(V)e⁀packages! i⁀can⁀deli(V)er⁀photos⁀if⁀need⁀be! i⁀am⁀bound⁀to⁀do⁀so!
:33 < IM NOT OLD
only thirty-eight? i've a decade on yoU, and nobody calls me old!
hTtPs://mEdIa.tEnOr.cOm/s9eZwElFaCyAaAaM/FaBuLoUs-bIrThDaY.GiF
:33< mew really arent
:33< girl what mew n33d is to hit the club thatll make mew f33l young again :33< come ofur to my hive well hit up club pounce 33
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა Grey⁀hair⁀is⁀pretty!
O+f co+urse yo+u aren't. Do+n't listen to+ the o+nes saying yo+u are. Co+mparitively o+lder and 'o+ld' are very different.
:33 < Thank mew all for the compliments! Some small troll called me granny on the way to work today :') I'm nyat old!!! I just have grey hair!!!! I'm only 38 in human years!!!!!!!
pounce relate!! pounce also has gray/white streaks in hair! :33
:33 < It's normal for kitties to go a little grey in the furr!!! I'm not old!!!!!!!!!
:33 < YOUNG. I am as YOUNG as you are.
pounce agr33!!
:33 < I AM NYAT OLD
:33 < Meow! Aren't I so cute?
:33 < yeah!!
That go+es witho+ut saying. Very dapper badge.
yES, yOU ARE,
:33< d33ply
:33 < Meow!
Glub!
mEOW- ACHOO,
:33 < Meow...
Glub!!!!!!!
T)(e LIF--E of t)(e party. 38)
Just keep swimming and we'll make it upstream!
:33 < #nsfw Wow! This purr is a strange test.. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/935e7a8c9061.png
wOW, sAME AS ME, hAHA,
aggressive pheromone type! 0o0
:33 < Siiiigh.. fuck my stupid purrvert life... #nsfw
Blinks right back at yo+u alluringly.
hello to you too mrs leijon!!! :D sooo would you like a portfolio to know if i'm suited for the position of pervert fucker? #nsfw
(^･ω･^) < YOU, ME AND NEPETA, ALSO BEFORUSKARKAT THREATENED TO GET YOU OVER MY OVIPOSITOR POST LIKE I WAS A MENTAL PATIENT!!! #NSFW
(^･ω･^) < DO YOU ALSO NOT KNOW WHAT OVIPOSITORS ARE, LET ME EXPLAIN... YOU PUT SOFT GEL EGGS OR YOU PUT IN SILICONE EGGS INTO A BULGE AND USE IT TO DEPOSIT EGGS INSIDE YOU, THEN AFTER YOU HAVE ENOUGH EGGS INSIDE YOU... YOU GET TO LAY THE EGGS!!! IT F33LS PRETTY WEIRD BUT IT ALSO F33LS REALLY ODDLY NICE, IT'S NOT EVERYONES FAVORITE BUT IT DEPENDS!!! #NSFW #OVIPOSITOR
Thank yo+u. Mwah.
:33 < We're calling it the #dayofrest? That sounds furrine by me.
:33 < Okay!! I'm furr33ling better.. Maybe not at one hundred purrcent, but cat puns are back!!
I'm so glad to hear, I was very catcerned
Sorry, Peaches I promise I'll do better next time
:33 < i n33d a massage.. or anyone willing to touch me all over my budy indescriminately. #nsfw
◥▶◀◤ —> If I may be so forward... @archiveAddict
☆I ain't a massage therapist but I can certainly make your body feel like it's melting (in pleasure) #nsfw☆
Think mewbe @archiveAddict is available forrr this? :333 mew~ 💖✨
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leijon-chan there are so many people watching!
I wonder if my himejoshi card is still active. Perhaps if I try keying in with my last known passcode...Ah! Imagine that.
My ears angled forward, my eyes eclipsed by pupils, my tail held high above my rump as though serving as a beacon to my interest. Oh, I am *watching.*
:33 < meooooow...
woof
Awooooo
:33 < mmmMMMMMRRROOW...
Time for a face reveal I guess. #catarchy #selfie https://files.catbox.moe/kam2h0.png
// art commissioned by me by my wife https://x.com/MyBoscha
:33 < Looking good!!!!!!!
Cute!
i love your top! :D
@peaNut picked it out.
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Hmmm.
:33 < hanging my head out of my window so i dont puke on my polaroids...
:33 < im so getting fired fuck fuck fuck
:33 < don't worry! jobs are fur losers anyways!!
D --> Jobs are most certainly not for losers D --> I'll see what, if anything, I can do Ms. Leijon
:33 < oh... :33 < then i'm sure mew'll get it back then!! :33 < mewr me so we can do anything we set our minds to!!
:33 < ah! sorry equihiss- :33 < er- dilfquius?
:33 < okay! mr.zahhak :33