Ms. Leijon
@articulatedClawtography
Personal account for Ms. Leijon, writer and editor of @beforianTimes Leijon Gossip Column. All thoughts and posts are my own and do not reflect the thoughts of The Beforian Times.
:33 < #itseverywhere
:33 < H33H33H33 HA HA HAS I F33L SO YOUNG!!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2c1fa26dff96.jpg
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 I am going to stay far far away from what appears to be a watermeowlin, I fear it's effects would be too unpredictable. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
:33 < THEYRE SHOWING HOLE SHES SHOWING HOLE YESSSE EYSE SYESESSS S #nsfw #eridanw33k 333333333333333333333333333333
:33< FINALLY! :33< the only good bit of mewse to clawm out of erinyan w33k
:33 < MEOOOOOW I FEEL GREAT GHGNBHFBHFB
:33 < #Imcoming to the #eridanw33k pawty!!! #IWantCandy!!!
D --> I have been considering e%tending my attendance to this event, though question whether someone of my social standing would be well suited to its attendance D --> Much to consider
:33 < Oh, dont be such a sour puss, Danklook!!! I'd love to have mew come with me!
D --> I am neither sour nor puss D --> I will appraise my schedule and see about poking my head in to this Eridanweek celebration
:33 < Bring me Yaoi...
BB3 < bring me a boy to smooch and you can watch
>>| give me highblooded male .and .i'll do .it. .or .i can write .one.
Mew know what they say on this #fishingFriday Teach 2 men to fish, and they'll eat forrr a lifetime But teach 2 men to love... and they'll neverrr go hungry again mew~ 💖✨
:33 < J33z, it's like all of the Rose humans have a vested inpurrest in me..Purrhaps it's genetic?
THEY LIKE CATS, IT'S IN THE LALONDER GENES BRAH
I can not account for their proclivities. I just happen to enjoy the humor in the topic.
:33 < I'm about to start clawing shit up
do you nEEd a scratching post? i havE a sparE.
D --> Does something trouble you Ms. Leijon
I offer myself as tribute. I have a wretched itch upon my upper left shoulder.
:33 < you should get a bunch of papurr and claw it to bits! :33 < not only are they easy to slice up... :33 < but at the end of it all, you now have a bunch of confetti to throw around! :33 < yipp33!! :33
:33 < Hmmm.. nyat much. Just some furrlationship troubles X3 Thinking abmeowt what I want to doooooo..
D --> Perhaps you would like to confer with a confidant D --> My office doors, as always, remain open to the press
:33 < It's.. It's true.. I.. I'm a furroid....
D --> Is there any indication of what this revelation will mean for the market value of The Beforan Times
:33 < H33h33, okay, I'll post a little something to commemorate last nyaight... Don't get too excited now.. or do! I like it when mew squirm <3 #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/31472237ae97.jpg
>>| gog, .i .almost choked .on scalding leaf fluid from such revelation! now that's .a magnificent sight to see .in midnight .and .after the work!
:33 < I may take a days long sabatical to reclawver after last night.. what a day! I will be here to chat as much as any of mew would like though :3 Purrhaps Ill even post something suggestive..
:33 < I cannot believe im pulling holy meow #vaugeposting
:33 < Prowling...
:33 < I'm a kitty!! Prowl is what we do.. looking for purrey is our hobby!!
:33 < Pawt of me misses rolepurrlaying..
Nothin's stoppin you from doing it still. Give in to the beast!
:33 < I have a job!!! No time for dat, Lorn...
D --> The satisfaction of occupation salves all malcontent, Ms. Leijon
*Lorn makes a face at that, and thinks to point out Ms. Leijon is on Chittr where roleplaying can be PART of the job if you're clever enough*
*Lorn offers a hand to Ms. Leijon's paw* Give in to whimsy. You know mew want to...
:33 < Submission furr the ever beautiful @archiveAddict Clawncept: Boys who make fart noises from the sound of their thighs compressing air when they walk, getting the attention of all except one pawticularly jealous boy who happens to be the thick one's love inpurrest! They start out pale as the thick one teaches the flat one to love himself but slowly shifts into darker hues of scarlet as they realize the love they have furr each other, body types non-withstanding.. (tags: Unnamed characters, pale into red, flushfic, palefic, #nsfw, wholesome, archive rating: M)
:33 < Had to help someone to.. completion, since they got too excited in my PMs.. #nsfw
:33 < interesting way to k33p tha morale up in your batallion x33 < i mean, reader base
:33 < Secretary of Degeneracy solidarity!! Here's some more furrisky pictures of yours mewly <3 #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/521042862175.jpg
:33 < purradox space can be so unfair sometimes! i wish my spheres were that big :PP
:33 < Give it a mew sw33ps!! Trolls k33p growing despite sexual matpurrity being reached, when mew stop growing, you'll eventually get spheres as big as me! Just let the fat distribute a bit more X3
...........Th1s 1s t4st3ful.
:33 < Good meowning!
did you know we are going to #shavehim
i dont know some guy i just hopped on the trend cause im stupid and a sheep
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!!! An attend33 at #erdianw33k has approached us purrivately to confess to something absomewtely DEVIOUS! "Yeah so Jane Crocker just came up to me in the crowd and I was giving out some edibles to my friends and I totally just fed her a sugar cube laced with fent myself like a horse lmao." IS @gutsyGumshoe HIGH AT HER OWN EVENT?! #substances https://i.imgur.com/JYhXZ6Y.png
:33 < Oops, wrong account ladies and gentlemews! Wont happen again! #oopsies
SCANDALOUS IF TRUE I WOULD THINK SUBSTANTIALLY LESS BOTH OF JANE CROCKER AND THE VARIOUS CROCKERCORP PRODUCTS I WAS INTERESTED IN PURCHASING IF THIS WERE TO BE REVEALED TO BE TRUE