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Personal account for Ms. Leijon, writer and editor of @beforianTimes Leijon Gossip Column. All thoughts and posts are my own and do not reflect the thoughts of The Beforian Times.

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:33 < Wanna be gay? Let's hang!

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▲▲type shit▼▼

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1'M 4LR34DY G4Y BUT SUR3 >:]

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K--<been thinking of getting into gay yeah

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:33 < Mew truly get me, Ms. Jonjet

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hell yuh

:33 < Come on ovfurr then!

what u were 2 come ovr thou

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MOD MESSAGE ((We have a minecraft server now! Check the discord for it!))

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((in-character or just normal?

((normal im fairly sure.

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Would join but I’m more of a counterstrike guy

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:33 < Waking up to the f33ling of being touched... Ah to be young again.. #nsfw

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if yOou get lice yOou can wake up feeling things running thrOough yOour hair.

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:33 < I'm back! Sorry furr the silence, I was breaking meowt of a crockpurrcorp holding cell, but they can't k33p me away from mew all furr long...

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hELLO mS. lEIJON IT IS NICE, tO SEE YOU BACK,

:33 < Of purrourse, Tavfurros!! It's good to s33 mew too!

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:33 < None of mew know how powerfurr i really am :33c

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૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა hello⁀hi! i⁀had⁀a⁀hunch! blackmail⁀is⁀powerful⁀stuff! i⁀ha(V)e⁀deli(V)ered⁀many⁀an⁀en(V)elope⁀full⁀of⁀it⁀to⁀a⁀powerful⁀troll! they⁀always⁀try⁀to⁀cull⁀me⁀but⁀they⁀ne(V)er⁀catch⁀me⁀in⁀time!

:33 < Be nice to me or mewre banned from the cigarette drawer!!

READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Hrgh,,,,,, you can't do that, ]

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:33 < Yes i can!!!! Ill get a grub lock!!!!

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i do!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1???!!!!;!

:33 < finally a nep in pawer

and i never will

(^・ω・^) < I KNEW HOW POWERFUL YOU WERE FROM THE FIRST DAY I LEARNED OF YOUR EXISTANCE, I WILL ALWAYS RESPECT YOU!!!

:33 < hey, looks like a me with moderation power!! (:33 < i believe anyway?? arent alternate universes so confuzzling to k33p track of? XPP) :33 < you know what this meaaaans :33 < a new purremium user tier! paying up means you get a fr33 shipping grid to show off :33 < virtual pets! every user gets a meowbeast or barkbeast or whatever! :33 < bad vibes = big big ban!! wuhpow! :33 < *ac curtsies quite modestly at our new kittylover in charge! this will be a day to remember foreverrr* :33 < *unlimited pawwwerrrr!! :DD* :33 < h33h33h33!! anyway yes congrats

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ ; d♡︎ing us all a fav♡︎ur by keeping certain tr♡︎lls inline! hehe! >_< ;❀ .˚○ • °

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:33 < I have photos....

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of wh∆t?

૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა hello! hi! i⁀ha(V)e⁀packages! i⁀can⁀deli(V)er⁀photos⁀if⁀need⁀be! i⁀am⁀bound⁀to⁀do⁀so!

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:33 < IM NOT OLD

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only thirty-eight? i've a decade on yoU, and nobody calls me old!

hTtPs://mEdIa.tEnOr.cOm/s9eZwElFaCyAaAaM/FaBuLoUs-bIrThDaY.GiF

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:33 < Mew don't have grey hair.. It's diffurrent...

:33< mew really arent

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:33 < I f33l old!!! I got told im old!!! But I'm nyat!!!!!

:33< girl what mew n33d is to hit the club thatll make mew f33l young again :33< come ofur to my hive well hit up club pounce 33

૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა Grey⁀hair⁀is⁀pretty!

O+f co+urse yo+u aren't. Do+n't listen to+ the o+nes saying yo+u are. Co+mparitively o+lder and 'o+ld' are very different.

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:33 < Thank mew all for the compliments! Some small troll called me granny on the way to work today :') I'm nyat old!!! I just have grey hair!!!! I'm only 38 in human years!!!!!!!

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pounce relate!! pounce also has gray/white streaks in hair! :33

:33 < It's normal for kitties to go a little grey in the furr!!! I'm not old!!!!!!!!!

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youre as oLd as i am

:33 < YOUNG. I am as YOUNG as you are.

haha right my fauLt im as young as you are oLd

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pounce agr33!!

:33 < I AM NYAT OLD

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:33 < Meow! Aren't I so cute?

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:33 < yeah!!

That go+es witho+ut saying. Very dapper badge.

:33 < Thank mew!!!

yEs. YoU ArE VeRy cUtE.

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yES, yOU ARE,

:33< d33ply

:33 < H33h33...

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:33 < Meow!

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meow to you too

Glub!

mEOW- ACHOO,

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:33 < Meow...

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:33 < Meow!!!!

:33 < Do MEW want to #bounceonit with me? :3c

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wELL SURE, wHERE IS YOUR, oNE-TROLL, tRAMPOLINE?

Glub!!!!!!!

:33 < H33h33, you're fun, little Shepard!

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T)(e LIF--E of t)(e party. 38)

:33 < You're looking at her! ;3 #suggestive

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:33 < The leader of the fishies school!! Lead them up stream!!!

i DON'T SEE, aNYTHING BESIDES YOUR TEXT, tHOUGH?

Just keep swimming and we'll make it upstream!

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:33 < #nsfw Wow! This purr is a strange test.. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/935e7a8c9061.png

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wOW, sAME AS ME, hAHA,

aggressive pheromone type! 0o0

:33 < H33h33.. A huntress has to have a purrowerful musk!!!

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:33 < Siiiigh.. fuck my stupid purrvert life... #nsfw

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:33 < What.

Blinks right back at yo+u alluringly.

hello to you too mrs leijon!!! :D sooo would you like a portfolio to know if i'm suited for the position of pervert fucker? #nsfw

(^・ω・^) < YOU, ME AND NEPETA, ALSO BEFORUSKARKAT THREATENED TO GET YOU OVER MY OVIPOSITOR POST LIKE I WAS A MENTAL PATIENT!!! #NSFW

:33 < What the furruck does this even mewean.

:33 < Hmmm.. Mew may purroc33d.

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(^・ω・^) < DO YOU ALSO NOT KNOW WHAT OVIPOSITORS ARE, LET ME EXPLAIN... YOU PUT SOFT GEL EGGS OR YOU PUT IN SILICONE EGGS INTO A BULGE AND USE IT TO DEPOSIT EGGS INSIDE YOU, THEN AFTER YOU HAVE ENOUGH EGGS INSIDE YOU... YOU GET TO LAY THE EGGS!!! IT F33LS PRETTY WEIRD BUT IT ALSO F33LS REALLY ODDLY NICE, IT'S NOT EVERYONES FAVORITE BUT IT DEPENDS!!! #NSFW #OVIPOSITOR

:33 < Furr sure! Just send me a mewssage~

Thank yo+u. Mwah.

:33 < I dont even know what to say abmeowt this. Good for mew I think.

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:33 < We're calling it the #dayofrest? That sounds furrine by me.

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happy dayo f​rest everybody! mew~ 💖✨

:33 < Frest....

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:33 < Okay!! I'm furr33ling better.. Maybe not at one hundred purrcent, but cat puns are back!!

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I'm so glad to hear, I was very catcerned

:33 < Clawncerned* but thank mew for it!!

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Sorry, Peaches I promise I'll do better next time

:33 < awwww peaches is so cuuute!!!

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:33 < i n33d a massage.. or anyone willing to touch me all over my budy indescriminately. #nsfw

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◥▶◀◤ —> If I may be so forward... @archiveAddict

☆I ain't a massage therapist but I can certainly make your body feel like it's melting (in pleasure) #nsfw☆

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Think mewbe @archiveAddict is available forrr this? :333 mew~ 💖✨

ah

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ah

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leijon-chan there are so many people watching!

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:33 < ....let them watch :33c

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:33 < h33h33, so forward!!

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I wonder if my himejoshi card is still active. Perhaps if I try keying in with my last known passcode...Ah! Imagine that.

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My ears angled forward, my eyes eclipsed by pupils, my tail held high above my rump as though serving as a beacon to my interest. Oh, I am *watching.*

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:33 < meooooow...

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woof

:33 < mrrrp...

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borf :B

Awooooo

:33 < mmmMMMMMRRROOW...

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:33 < hanging my head out of my window so i dont puke on my polaroids...

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:33 < im so getting fired fuck fuck fuck

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:33 < don't worry! jobs are fur losers anyways!!

:33 < i like my job...

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D --> Jobs are most certainly not for losers D --> I'll see what, if anything, I can do Ms. Leijon

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:33 < oh... :33 < then i'm sure mew'll get it back then!! :33 < mewr me so we can do anything we set our minds to!!

:33 < ah! sorry equihiss- :33 < er- dilfquius?

D --> Mr. Zahhak, if you please

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:33 < okay! mr.zahhak :33

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:33 < this is not a cat pun day im so sory

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Σ(83):ミ n33d any non-gasolin3 3n3rgy drink?