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K--<been thinking of getting into gay yeah
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₍^. .^₎⟆ Mmm !sS !t too late to bulge posst? #nsfw #bulgep!c https://cdn.!mgchest.com/f!less/da53dad9d696.png꠹
yes it really is 8 inches 0u0 #nsfw #serketp0sting
(The muckrake is gaslighting me into believing that the humans made a game called moon child)< (This is clearly fake 90s humans did not fuck this hard with their title music)< (https://youtu.be/6p-Gfyhlc2g?si=2rse5He3PoS630jZ)<
I have been asked to rank every bulge that I've done so far. #nsfw #bulgerating (Forgot to tag sorry for the double ping!) So. Going from Worst to Best. Hff. @bulgeCurator hhhfhffff @caliBorn it scared me. @technicallyTimaeus didnt actually have a bulge... @pulchritudePowerhouse mmmhumanbulges arekinda boring... @caligulasAquarium Sorry... Your bulge is cool... But I didn't like uhm. The taste really... @isolatedWreckage no hard feelings! I like it! I like all bulges!!!! @gratuitousAnnuity hhhhfuckyouwrothehhhh @heedlessCheapskate Cute! But I like. Uhm. biggerbulges. @gullibleColumnist Hheehhehehehethisiswherebulges I reallylike start to show up... @oleanderSupernova heheheh @naughtyTechnician Hhhhfffyouknowwhyilikeit.... @chitinousTraveler scarier than it should be @controversialMilk hhheh.. @aeneasCaldarium I forfeit that his bulge is cool! Uhm. Yeah! @resplendentCandour just good! @pendingCompliance rammewithit @mercurialGeloscopy TOobigyoullbreakme @tumblingTenet palindsbulgeis uhm.special to me. but i need to stay impartial. @cesarianAqueduct Five. @articulatedClawtography HHhehehhhhhhuhmyeah @archiveAddict ssoperfect @affableCantor istandby my statemetn that this is my favoritebulge
itwouldappear that you are showing more than your tummy!
Hff theonesireallylikeicollect.
@articulatedClawtography #nsfw #bulgerating hhhiloveolivebloodbulgesalotsoletsgetthisoverwith The Muckrake is a near and dear to this page in particular due to constant offerings of financial support and attempting to get me a job in her ever-expanding portfolio. To begin with the easy part, let's take care of stats. Strength is a 4. But don't be fooled. She has most of her strength packed into her groin muscles externally to this particular phallus. So, while the bulge itself isn't quite the flexor, there are powers at play that allow her to have the most extraordinary additional maneuverability. Pliability: Also a 4. This is because of the stouter nature of the base of this particular bulge working against her. But, there are quite a few benefits. As is typical of oliveblooded trolls, she supports and internalized telescoping system that makes the bulge particularly rigid for penetration. Length: A solid 6 in length. This is larger than most olives. Hhh. Which is both a boon and a bane for her mates. Girth: Another 6. A solid shaft meant to support that articulated radioscopic system. X-Factor. 7. Her bulge has small membranes and specialized near armor-like ridges that, hh, when resistance is applied in a reversing motion, fanout into pseudobarbs. In addition to small, morevisible, fleshbulb barbs for similar purposes. Once she is in you, she wants to stay in. Her secretions are perfectly shaded. Her scent is that of the wild hunt. Earth, sweat, a hint of ink, as well as a leafiness to it all. She emanates the jungle. Hff. Uniquely, she has projectile hemosplooge capabilities due to her rather tip-centric release mechanism. Meaning that even before her final orgasmic quaking, she can coat you with genmat from afar. This feels particularlynicewhenreleasedinsideofthenook. Her taste of genmat is nuanced. Almost without taste, like water--but-- there's a tang! Maybe cucumber water. It's refreshing. Slightly sweaty and bitter. Hfff. I have modeled it and have it on display in my hive now.
hh arigatou leijon-chan!
they are fighitng on my timeline and i feel so many mixed emotions about it but mostly im just really sweaty (tags: The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, archive rating: G)
Goregle... Nevermind...
O-> I Have A Particular Want.... My Mate And Highblo+o+d Are Unavailable... 😔 #suggestive
O-> Hmmmm.... Cho+o+sing To+ No+t Be *To+o+* Embarrassed 😵💫
also! @megaloMemes and @arti(ulatedClawtograph7 ! we just kind of wat(hed ea(h other tonight and didn't do an7thing else. 7ou two are (ordiall7 invited to (hange that at an7 time. #suggestive
c< i May taKe yOu up ON tHat Offer sOMetiMe, but, uH, after 2NigHt? i Need a little bit MOre tiMe be4 i jOiN up witH sOMetHiNg liKe tHis agaiN >c
A vintage illustration from Nanna's youth, as I understand it. Felt worth sharing. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c19f20d44a2d.png
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Mhr. Ok. ]
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*barking so loud you drop your phone*
:33 < now im shy about the nude :// #nsfw
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:33< meow!
long post be careful opening obviously i was watching and collecting data while the trend was on and heres what we have for chittrs abo quizbowl night https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/afad7d6464d8.png chittr is 38% alpha, 13.9% beta, 48.1% omega sources: alphas (30) @eilukaDantes dominant alpha @commanderGenes dominate alpha @sanguineSaevitas dominant alpha @thegoodScratchdoctor dominant alpha @diamondsDroog dominant alpha @imperiousCondescension dominant alpha @chtonicAdmirality dominant alpha @ceremonialAlchemy dominant alpha @ectoBiologist_5688 intuitive alpha @justDirk dominant alpha @arsenicCatturbate nurturing alpha @ethromanticEgghead dominant alpha @gratuitousAnnuity dominant alpha @gallowsCalibration dominant alpha @timaeusTestified_0414 dominant alpha @electricPugilist dominant alpha @terminalComrade dominant alpha @righteousFixer dominant alpha @culpablyAtypical dominant alpha @hollywoodGodhead dominant alpha @aeneasCaldarium dominant alpha @regularDog dominant alpha @permissiveTurnabout nurturing alpha @turingTranscendence dominant alpha @gnarlyConsolist dominant alpha @cuttlefishCrusher dominant alpha @arrogantGuerilla dominant alpha @handMaid dominant alpha @gutsyGumshoe dominant alpha @tactfulTactrium dominant alpha @vulgarLitteratuer nurturing alpha @misterSeven_4408 dominant alpha @vacillatingMisanthropy dominant alpha @tetchyTemporicide is a more dominant than dominant alpha omega? betas (11) @pipefan_2362 supportive beta @ursaMajor supportive beta @affableCantor supportive beta @culunaryLover supportive beta @coralConviviality supportive beta @tipsynekoGnostalgic supportive beta @crookedConscript supportive beta @ironInfidel supportive beta @advantageousCatharsis supportive beta @sufferingStargazer supportive beta @tintedGnostalgia supportive beta @lightLycanthropy supportive beta omegas (38) @amorousFortune intuitive omega @rataplanCacophony creative omega @jinxedOneiros intuitive omega @vandelliaCirrhosa creative omega @electricAficionado intuitive omega @terminallyCapricious_2753 creative omega @anuraPharmecuticals creative omega @alopecoidTenacity creative omega @caligulasAquarium_9845 creative omega @caligulasAquarium intuitive omega @deadlyMadness creative omega @shipaholicDevotee intuitive omega @insecureNature creative omega @tipsyGenostalgic intuitive omega @arsenicCatnip_5895 intuitive omega @draconianDignitary creative omega @apocalypticLight intuitive omega @neonAllnight intuitive omega @killerJeff creative omega @grawlixGeekazoid intuitive omega @turntechGodbird creative omega @vitalBrush intuitive omega @cuddlyCutthroat intuitive omega @syntheticRevolution intuitive omega @articulatedClawtography intuitive omega @golgothasTerror creative omega @planetaryTribulation intuitive omega @bummelBoogie creative omega @aspiringPessimist intuitive omega @handsomeBalladeer intuitive omega @gallowsCalibrated intuitive omega @carcinoGeneticist_9890 intuitive omega @totesGruesome intuitive omega @abjectDetermination creative omega @assistMint intuitive omega @adiosToreador intuitive omega @unclaspedKahuna creative omega @daveBot creative omega @sequesteredWickie creative omega @carcinoGenetwinkist intuitive omega @retroactiveAmnesiac creative omega @turntwinkGodhead intuitive omega @cleanAnomaly intuitive omega
the site might be acting insane but were all on the ship together everyone hold onto me well make it through this!
Okay, I'm gonna be bold for a moment.. I want to kiss someone so hard right now.... AND not casually!
i hope everyone had a rank day of the hopbeast! 0v0 i am selling this outfit second hand as it is just a bit too small for me sadly so if youre interested in purchasing it please let me know ^0^ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bb4c2e1e1c98.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, my face, rankmaid-sensei, archive rating: M)
@lilShitpeta I told you you were next. I always deliver on my promises #nsfw https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/2/bb9ac2f6a6cb529193c01c0f1a8ceed0f0552fa4.png
:33< nyall efur think about girlbulge? :33< i do :33< i think about girlbulge alot :33< #nsfw
hhg hh iim hidding g eeggs! (tags: oviposition, #nsfw, easter sunday fic, archive rating: E)
I would love to learn more about mewr character, especially if mew have any fics written about him!!! mew~ 💖✨
If we're talking about types when it comes to being with someone.. I like the intellectual types, nerdy types and punkish baddie types.. But that's just me!
Hello, I woke up feeling a lil sick but I won't let that stop my duties.
Aye, what's up #chitgang, on the #way to dry clean my suit for the occasion, driver done crashed the whole elongated scuttlebuggy, done got me good. Still look though! Dalleee!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/33fc722a53ef.png daleee
My ears angled forward, my eyes eclipsed by pupils, my tail held high above my rump as though serving as a beacon to my interest. Oh, I am *watching.*
☆I ain't a massage therapist but I can certainly make your body feel like it's melting (in pleasure) #nsfw☆
☆One more picture for the road. I'd rather not get into the details, so don't ask. #nsfw #scars #abuse https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7c1333927ca2.png Art credit: x_NOVA_x on TH☆
// art commissioned by me by my wife https://x.com/MyBoscha
Time for a face reveal I guess. #catarchy #selfie https://files.catbox.moe/kam2h0.png
D --> Has there ever been any doubt that leather is the material of the distinguished gentletroll D --> A material as SUAVE and DEMURE as the majestic hoofbeasts from which the rawhide is tanned D --> A material that smells of authority and E%EMPLARY sterility D --> Where other materials and fabrics bend or break, leather resists even the most intensive, rigorous of stress tests D --> Is there any material more desirable than leather D --> I certainly think not
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shut the fuck up, i said no yelling. if you're going to talk to me, unquirk, and if you're not going to unquirk, don't talk to me.
you were there captious gestures?
happening is what i meant
i survived the plappening at #eridanweek (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #iwantcandy, #nsfw, archive rating: 🍭)
YOU COULD HAVE CAME OVER MINE (;B
:33< save meow women! :33< women save meow!
ii thinbgk i have a concussion my spheres are vvery sore and i cant really remember anything other than hatesnogging troll bruno marss murderer last night tthat was insane (tags: The Rankmaid/Juju, #nsfw, #icame, #eridanweek, #iwantcandy, #idontwantanymorecandyplease, archive rating: 🍭) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/de89e459278e.jpeg
eVERYONE NEEDS, tO STOP BEING, sO NICE, TO ME,
bEhind thE Ears or just down your back?
(A little care package containing the requested goodies materialized before Ms. Leijon, wrapped in a cloth bundle covered in the doom symbol. It rotates at eye level counterclockwise until retrieved.*
<333333333333333333 M WIVES @ARCHIVEaDDICT @ARTICULATEDcLAWTOGRAPHY #GIRL #YURI
oh this actually looks peaceful! 0v0
D --> I am neither sour nor puss D --> I will appraise my schedule and see about poking my head in to this Eridanweek celebration
Wordle 1,749 X/6 ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨 🟨🟩⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, The Rankmaid/Wordle, i cant believe that, #substance, archive rating: T) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b50e5d470b8d.png
... Thank you.
concept: your boss staring at you from across his desk, exhaling a cloud of thick cigarette smoke he taps his fingers over the mahogany of his desk as his eyes travel up and down your figure as if undressing you people love his kind eyes, his soft smile and his witty jokes but only you get to see this side of him "we have an hour until the client is scheduled, detective" he says slowly, taking another drag and leaning back in his chair with knees apart he nods his head to beckon you closer, making room for you under his desk to start (tags: Reader/Boss, Reader/Detective, mlm, no quads mentioned, quadlessfling, chitfic, kind of pale, #nsfw, power imbalance, Human/Human, #rankworks, vague species, detectives on my timeline, hes so hardboiled, archive rating: M)
Im not going to lie my busted chops still ache something fierce from the doublefisted beatdown i received last night. Egads! Who knew a lady so prone to busting her spigot had a wind up like that.
pretty sure crockercorp is funding it!
:33 < update: equihiss has infurrmed me that i am purrpurrtrator. :33 < apparently i blacked out on catnip last night.
>>| gog, .i .almost choked .on scalding leaf fluid from such revelation! now that's .a magnificent sight to see .in midnight .and .after the work!
(( do you ever look at someones chitts and be like please break character please break character ))
:33 < mrrrooowwwww :33 < mrrrooowwwwwww :33 < this put me in heat
Meow.
meow!!!
:33 < meow!!
:33< meow!!!
hehe i think i can safely say, because you suggested i should do this, that you can!
hhyou are so beautdytiful
Bedtime. https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/4/73540ddda55d56a1e87beef2adc8e7ef8b9b41b8.png #Nsfw
concept: mutual masturbation with your moirail nodding your head quickly when you both get close “do it for me, cmon, cmon, you can do it, im right here, i got you” their hands stuttering to try and keep up with yours the most comforting aftercare (tags: Reader/Moirail, #rankworks, rails pails, pale pails, railpailing, palefic, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
so good miss muckrake! 0///v///0 well have to do some roleplaying together at the meeting it will be so much fun!
D --> What would one say hypothetically to a hypothetical insolent rustb100d who hypothetically refuses to take you seriously, in spite of your superiority D --> Hypothetically speaking
Let the hornyposting commence.
hh
So+ go+rgeo+us.
so pretty!!!
concept: your human matesprit pushing her spheres together with her hands, watching your expression with a sly little grin "these...? youre interested in these, y/n...?" you nod guiltily, replacing her hands with your own and rolling your thumbs over her nipples curiously "do you want me to teach you how to play with them?" you nod again, a bit faster this time, the motion causing you both to burst out into happy laughter (tags: Reader/Matesprit, #rankworks, Troll/Human, flushfic, redrom, human nippleplay, inexperienced partner, #nsfw, archive rating: E)
Love in anger, life in danger Lost in anger, life in danger Love in anger, life in danger Lost in anger, life in danger #Lyrics
D --> Such 1000rid advances from the general public are e%pected of a high class, high value troll such as yourself Ms. Leijon D --> Your encouragement of them less so
im a gilf who likes older women never stop being freaky
And you can quote me on that.
Extra, extra. Read all about it. Pearl perched from ocean’s depths and covetously clutched close bewildered to be beloved by all. You are what anyone’s would accurately describe as a “hot scoop” and “verified catch”.
DON'T MEAN THE CANDY AIN'T $TILL $WEET. ;)
Are you sure
aged like a fine vwine ;)
concept: feeling your matesprits hands travel through the sopor to wrap around your body in your shared recuperacoon pressing their hips against you from behind, your sleepiness pulling you in and out of consciousness "you dont care if i...?" they mumble in a slow and desperate voice you shake your head tiredly, dozing back off in the comfort of the slime as you feel them spread your legs a bit wider for use (tags: Reader/Matesprit, flushfic, #rankworks, #nsfw, #nsfwe, soporplay, shared recuperacoon, somno, free use matespritship, archive rating: E)
hello!