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hhg hh iim hidding g eeggs! (tags: oviposition, #nsfw, easter sunday fic, archive rating: E)
I would love to learn more about mewr character, especially if mew have any fics written about him!!! mew~ 💖✨
If we're talking about types when it comes to being with someone.. I like the intellectual types, nerdy types and punkish baddie types.. But that's just me!
Hello, I woke up feeling a lil sick but I won't let that stop my duties.
Aye, what's up #chitgang, on the #way to dry clean my suit for the occasion, driver done crashed the whole elongated scuttlebuggy, done got me good. Still look though! Dalleee!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/33fc722a53ef.png daleee
My ears angled forward, my eyes eclipsed by pupils, my tail held high above my rump as though serving as a beacon to my interest. Oh, I am *watching.*
☆I ain't a massage therapist but I can certainly make your body feel like it's melting (in pleasure) #nsfw☆
☆One more picture for the road. I'd rather not get into the details, so don't ask. #nsfw #scars #abuse https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7c1333927ca2.png☆
// art commissioned by me by my wife https://x.com/MyBoscha
Time for a face reveal I guess. #catarchy #selfie https://files.catbox.moe/kam2h0.png
D --> Has there ever been any doubt that leather is the material of the distinguished gentletroll D --> A material as SUAVE and DEMURE as the majestic hoofbeasts from which the rawhide is tanned D --> A material that smells of authority and E%EMPLARY sterility D --> Where other materials and fabrics bend or break, leather resists even the most intensive, rigorous of stress tests D --> Is there any material more desirable than leather D --> I certainly think not
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shut the fuck up, i said no yelling. if you're going to talk to me, unquirk, and if you're not going to unquirk, don't talk to me.
you were there captious gestures?
happening is what i meant
i survived the plappening at #eridanweek (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #iwantcandy, #nsfw, archive rating: 🍭)
YOU COULD HAVE CAME OVER MINE (;B
:33< save meow women! :33< women save meow!
ii thinbgk i have a concussion my spheres are vvery sore and i cant really remember anything other than hatesnogging troll bruno marss murderer last night tthat was insane (tags: The Rankmaid/Juju, #nsfw, #icame, #eridanweek, #iwantcandy, #idontwantanymorecandyplease, archive rating: 🍭) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/de89e459278e.jpeg
eVERYONE NEEDS, tO STOP BEING, sO NICE, TO ME,
(A little care package containing the requested goodies materialized before Ms. Leijon, wrapped in a cloth bundle covered in the doom symbol. It rotates at eye level counterclockwise until retrieved.*
<333333333333333333 M WIVES @ARCHIVEaDDICT @ARTICULATEDcLAWTOGRAPHY #GIRL #YURI
oh this actually looks peaceful! 0v0
D --> I am neither sour nor puss D --> I will appraise my schedule and see about poking my head in to this Eridanweek celebration
Wordle 1,749 X/6 ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨 🟨🟩⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, The Rankmaid/Wordle, i cant believe that, #substance, archive rating: T) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b50e5d470b8d.png
... Thank you.
concept: your boss staring at you from across his desk, exhaling a cloud of thick cigarette smoke he taps his fingers over the mahogany of his desk as his eyes travel up and down your figure as if undressing you people love his kind eyes, his soft smile and his witty jokes but only you get to see this side of him "we have an hour until the client is scheduled, detective" he says slowly, taking another drag and leaning back in his chair with knees apart he nods his head to beckon you closer, making room for you under his desk to start (tags: Reader/Boss, Reader/Detective, mlm, no quads mentioned, quadlessfling, chitfic, kind of pale, #nsfw, power imbalance, Human/Human, vague species, detectives on my timeline, hes so hardboiled, archive rating: M)
Im not going to lie my busted chops still ache something fierce from the doublefisted beatdown i received last night. Egads! Who knew a lady so prone to busting her spigot had a wind up like that.
:33 < update: equihiss has infurrmed me that i am purrpurrtrator. :33 < apparently i blacked out on catnip last night.
I think I have fans who like my photography. I am overjoyed by these fans. Please do continue to like and comment on my "chitts". It is exciting for me.
rrose please
thank you
>>| gog, .i .almost choked .on scalding leaf fluid from such revelation! now that's .a magnificent sight to see .in midnight .and .after the work!
1m g01ng t0 b3 h0n3st 1m n0t th4t s3xu4l 1 just l1k3 th3 4tt3nt10n 4nd 1m v3ry l0n3ly s0rry t0 d1ss4p01nt X_x
(( do you ever look at someones chitts and be like please break character please break character ))
:33 < mrrrooowwwww :33 < mrrrooowwwwwww :33 < this put me in heat
Meow.
hehe i think i can safely say, because you suggested i should do this, that you can!
hhyou are so beautdytiful
:33 < interesting way to k33p tha morale up in your batallion x33 < i mean, reader base
Bedtime. https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/4/73540ddda55d56a1e87beef2adc8e7ef8b9b41b8.png #Nsfw
concept: mutual masturbation with your moirail nodding your head quickly when you both get close “do it for me, cmon, cmon, you can do it, im right here, i got you” their hands stuttering to try and keep up with yours the most comforting aftercare (tags: Reader/Moirail, rails pails, pale pails, railpailing, palefic, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
SCANDALOUS IF TRUE I WOULD THINK SUBSTANTIALLY LESS BOTH OF JANE CROCKER AND THE VARIOUS CROCKERCORP PRODUCTS I WAS INTERESTED IN PURCHASING IF THIS WERE TO BE REVEALED TO BE TRUE
so good miss muckrake! 0///v///0 well have to do some roleplaying together at the meeting it will be so much fun!
D --> What would one say hypothetically to a hypothetical insolent rustb100d who hypothetically refuses to take you seriously, in spite of your superiority D --> Hypothetically speaking
Let the hornyposting commence.
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So+ go+rgeo+us.
concept: your human matesprit pushing her spheres together with her hands, watching your expression with a sly little grin "these...? youre interested in these, y/n...?" you nod guiltily, replacing her hands with your own and rolling your thumbs over her nipples curiously "do you want me to teach you how to play with them?" you nod again, a bit faster this time, the motion causing you both to burst out into happy laughter (tags: Reader/Matesprit, Troll/Human, flushfic, redrom, human nippleplay, inexperienced partner, #nsfw, archive rating: E)
Love in anger, life in danger Lost in anger, life in danger Love in anger, life in danger Lost in anger, life in danger #Lyrics
D --> Such 1000rid advances from the general public are e%pected of a high class, high value troll such as yourself Ms. Leijon D --> Your encouragement of them less so
im a gilf who likes older women never stop being freaky
And you can quote me on that.
Extra, extra. Read all about it. Pearl perched from ocean’s depths and covetously clutched close bewildered to be beloved by all. You are what anyone’s would accurately describe as a “hot scoop” and “verified catch”.
DON'T MEAN THE CANDY AIN'T $TILL $WEET. ;)
aged like a fine vwine ;)
concept: feeling your matesprits hands travel through the sopor to wrap around your body in your shared recuperacoon pressing their hips against you from behind, your sleepiness pulling you in and out of consciousness "you dont care if i...?" they mumble in a slow and desperate voice you shake your head tiredly, dozing back off in the comfort of the slime as you feel them spread your legs a bit wider for use (tags: Reader/Matesprit, flushfic, #nsfw, #nsfwe, soporplay, shared recuperacoon, somno, free use matespritship, archive rating: E)
hello!