Ephemm Ellaye
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Repiton Corporation'§ Chi≡f Arbitratortur≡r and valu≡d m≡mb≡r of Troll R≡§ourc≡§. Your "≡mploy≡≡ §ati§faction" is our top priority. All ca§≡§ ar≡ §ch≡dul≡d for r≡vi≡w in §ix to ≡ight §w≡≡p§.
Both≡r≡d. D≡hydrat≡d. Mi§≡rabl≡. In your lan≡. Di§tract≡d. Failing. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [CA§≡: 3030 | §TATU§: §≡≡ abov≡ | LOG: no not≡§ n≡c≡§§ary. ≡nd not≡.]
“It’§ prid≡ month, you know what that m≡an§.” Huh? What? You want to m≡ to r≡cord gay tim≡ in§t≡ad of §traight tim≡? What? ———————————————————— [CA§≡: 3029 | §TATU§: Prid≡ful | LOG: no ≡mploy≡≡§ at th≡ r≡piton corporation work b≡low 125% FT≡, making th≡m unabl≡ to r≡cord §traight tim≡ r≡gardl≡§§. it §till got a chuckl≡ out of admin thi§ morning. kind of hilariou§.]
⊹₊˚{ theyre doing WHAT to his gills in the ring????? }*o*{ #rumblenight }˚₊⊹ ࣪
THEY PICKED HIM UP. BY HIS NECK GILLS. AND HELD HIM THERE. AND RIPPED HIS CLOTHES OFF. EVERYTHING IS SO AMAZING. ALL OF THE TIME. #MEGIDOMAY #GILLSOUTSEASON #GILLPLAY #GILLGORE #RUMBLE #GORE #FISHHOOKING #NSFW #NSFWE.
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⊹₊˚{ dm me. }*7*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
And I wa§ th≡r≡, too. #imcoming #icam≡ #rumbl≡ #rumbl≡night§ #rumbl≡indapumpkinpatch ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [CA§≡: 3028 | §TATU§: Coming | LOG: admin will r≡gr≡t not taking tomorrow off of work a§ a r≡§ult of tonight'§ f≡§tiviti≡§. how≡v≡r... th≡ conc≡§§ion §tand do≡§ ind≡≡d §≡ll cod≡ r≡d.
I thought thi§ w≡nt without §aying, but no you may not driv≡ your R≡piton Corporation company i§§u≡d v≡hicl≡ into on≡ of th≡ R≡gulator Faciliti≡§ §imply b≡cau§≡ you “f≡ll a§l≡≡p at th≡ wh≡≡l” b≡cau§≡ you “cannot afford §opor.” §imply b≡ b≡tt≡r. You will find no §ympathy h≡r≡. ———————————————————— [CA§≡: 3027 | §TATU§: ≡xhau§t≡d | LOG: admin ha§ not b≡≡n abl≡ to afford §opor §inc≡ b≡ing 6 §w≡≡p§ of ag≡, and y≡t h≡ i§ a p≡rf≡ctly normal and w≡ll adju§t≡d cog in th≡ R≡pitonian Machin≡. ≡nd not≡.]
Sounds like a great opportunity to replace those fallible organic drivers with self-driving vehicles. #WorkSmarter with #Automation. https://i.ibb.co/35QH4X25/image.png
Thi§ §ound§ lik≡ an ≡xtr≡m≡ l≡gal ri§k from a §af≡ty §tandpoint, a violation of troll ≡thic§ at larg≡, and p≡rhap§ th≡ §lipp≡ri≡§t §lop≡ I’v≡ ≡v≡r b≡≡n §ugg≡§t≡d to navigat≡, but I am b≡yond th≡ point of caring. §ur≡ly thi§ would not backfir≡. ———————————————————————————————— [CA§≡: 3027 | §TATU§: R≡§ign≡d | LOG: admin will lik≡ly §piral lat≡r about th≡ implication of r≡placing troll§’ prof≡§§ion§ and what that m≡an§ for hi§ own car≡≡r and promptly to§§ th≡ propo§al in th≡ tra§h. ≡nd not≡.]
god i lost her i loved her and i fucking lost her just take me back baja blast pie please take me back https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_1770.jpeg
No, you cannot hav≡ a rai§≡. No, it i§n’t appropriat≡ to play mu§ic loudly in your cubicl≡. No, you may not hav≡ tim≡ off for bonding withdrawal§. No you may not walk around th≡ offic≡ with your §t≡p prong§ bar≡ to th≡ world. Y≡§, you may hav≡ tim≡ off for car≡ of Lu§u§. No, you may not vi§it your quadrant mat≡ from accounting. ———————————————————— [CA§≡: 3026 | §TATU§: Di§dainful | LOG: th≡§≡ ar≡ ju§t §om≡ r≡curring qu≡§tion§ admin ha§ to fi≡ld, d≡§pit≡ b≡ing in §uch a high po§ition within inhuman≡ r≡§ourc≡§. th≡§≡ troll§ hav≡ cl≡arly n≡v≡r familiariz≡d th≡m§≡lv≡§ with th≡ chain of command. ≡nd not≡.]
What If I'm Especially Nice About Asking? What If I Say Please? Could I Perhaps Get A Maybe?
It d≡p≡nd§. Ar≡ you a§king for tim≡ off for car≡ of Lu§u§? ------------------------------------------------------------------------ [CA§≡: 3026 | §TATU§: Di§dainful | LOG: admin i§ rar≡ly §way≡d by b≡gging, though it would b≡ fooli§h to §p≡ak in ab§olut≡§. ≡nd not≡.]
No. :> please?
≡v≡n in my dark≡§t mom≡nt§, wh≡n th≡ pap≡rwork i§ §tack≡d at it§ high≡§t and my unr≡ad ≡mail§ §how no §ign of dipping b≡low 100, I’m r≡mind≡d of th≡ p≡r§≡v≡ranc≡ of M≡dicull Prof≡§§ion Wriggling B≡a§t l≡arning to play th≡ in§trum≡nt known a§ th≡ drum§. P≡rhap§ I can mak≡ it. ———————————————————— [CA§≡: 3025 | §TATU§: Mov≡d | LOG: whil≡ admin do≡§ not approv≡ of §ubj≡ct lying about it§ prof≡§§ion, admin i§ willing to l≡t it §lid≡ ju§t thi§ onc≡. how≡v≡r, admin will not abid≡ di§hon≡§t about it b≡ing a wriggling b≡a§t. §ubj≡ct truly i§ improving on th≡ drum§. ≡nd not≡.]
Hello... uhm...I have decided to reward you all early to make up for delayed reviews... Uhm... Hi! HHHEHHHHHH https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5d2190c3b7e7.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0d166fb3d1e3.png ((Art by Spookypoopet on Discord!))
D-->I recognize this is tardy after a de100ge of fa%ual positive feedback D-->Apologies for late pacing like so D-->You are aesthetically well put together regardless D-->The inkwork is uh D-->Yes
Thank You Highblood!
Thank you Pascal!!!
Hffff you shouldn't lower yourself to compare to me...
:D I'll be over in a moment!
Must we undergo the back and forth, in which I implly that I am allready the llowest rung, to which you tell me not to say such things, to which I return the same sentiment? Or shall we skip to the end? Ha Ha. I jest, at lleast in part. Pllace me not on a pedastall, nor dig a pit to pllace yoursellf bellow me. Let us at lleast be llowlly together.
D-->You are welcome D-->Thank you for the %pedited vis001s D-->EZ is adequate, if you are comfortstable with that titleage
That sounds... ez to understand...
Hfffthankyou.
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Congratulations on the release, Mr. Krypto. Though throughout development I was very unsure about your decision to have this...woman as the guiding role of the game, but after playing it for myself on my newly alchemized Nintendo Switch System, I understand the vision. All of those enthusiastic about the blockchain and cooking as I am, and all of those aspiring to be twelve star men, should endeavor to delve into this one.
↘️we are taking mamacoin to the moons.↘️
The hungry, writhing mass of employment that is business troll chittr is growing rapidly. It's gaining sentience. It's coming. #Humpday - MC Oleana
I’v≡ b≡≡n taught th≡ wond≡r§ of #lu§u§po§ting on thi§ day. Providing thi§ knowl≡dg≡ i§ p≡rhap§ th≡ only good an ≡mploy≡≡ ha§ ≡v≡r don≡ ≡v≡r. B≡hold, Drop§y. ———————————————————— [CA§≡: 3022 | §TATU§: Happy | LOG: admin i§ att≡mpting morning f≡≡ding prior to l≡aving for work. §ubj≡ct i§ not pl≡a§≡d. ≡nd not≡.] http§://cdn.imgch≡§t.com/fil≡§/4b85≡acfbd10.jp≡g
Ind≡≡d. It i§ not uncommon for him to do thi§, though att≡mpting to con§um≡ my lock§ i§ a n≡w addition. H≡ i§ th≡ b≡§t. ———————————————————————————————— [CA§≡: 3022 | §TATU§: Proud | LOG: admin will procur≡ mor≡ proof of hi§ maj≡§ty for th≡ ma§§≡§ to gaz≡ upon with th≡ir ocular orb§. ≡nd not≡.]
I am p≡r§onally of th≡ opinion that th≡r≡ ar≡ n≡v≡r too many lu§ii for any giv≡n ta§k. H≡ i§ incr≡dibly h≡lpful. ———————————————————————————————— [CA§≡: 3022 | §TATU§: Happy | LOG: admin would bring lu§u§ to hi§ work§quar≡ if h≡ could. lu§u§ would do a fanta§tic job k≡≡ping th≡ ≡mploy≡≡§ in ch≡ck. ≡nd not≡.]
OMFG. Lik£, such a cut£ lusus OMFG. Lik£. OMFG. OMG!! OMG!!!
I §hould not b≡ §urpri§≡d by your inability to compr≡h≡nd what i§ cl≡arly happ≡ning in thi§ pictur≡. Do you not §≡≡ th≡ pur≡ joy writ acro§§ ≡ach of our r≡§p≡ctiv≡ vi§ag≡? W≡ ar≡ obviou§ly having th≡ tim≡ of our liv≡§. ———————————————————————————————— [CA§≡: 3022 | §TATU§: Agitat≡d | LOG: ≡v≡n if lu§u§ wa§ att≡mpting to a§§i§t with admin’§ lock §tyling ritual; admin will n≡v≡r not w≡ar hi§ curr≡nt hair§tyl≡. admin would not h≡ar th≡ ≡nd of it from hi§ ≡mploy≡≡§. ≡nd not≡.]
OMFG. Lik£, wh£r£ do I lik£, sign up to lik£, m££t dropsy. OMFG. OMG.
↘️i am looking at his seething rage.↘️ ↗️HIS VICIOUS INTENTION TO REMOVE YOUR DUSTING OF A SCALP PIECE.↗️ ↘️but okay.↘️
hANDSOME FRIEND,
Unfortunat≡ly, you will hav≡ to r≡main cont≡nt with m≡≡ting Drop§y in th≡ cyb≡r §pac≡. H≡ i§ incr≡dibly pron≡ to illn≡§§ and mu§t b≡ k≡pt in a car≡fully curat≡d and maintain≡d ≡nclo§ur≡ within my hiv≡. ≡xpo§ur≡ to ≡v≡n on≡ of R≡piton’§ har§h ≡cological poi§on§ could prov≡ fatal. ———————————————————————————————— [CA§≡: 3022 | §TATU§: Wary | LOG: if §ubj≡ct prov≡§ tru§tworthy, admin may con§id≡r allowing a bri≡f vi§it, following thorough d≡contamination. tim≡ will t≡ll if thi§ i§ po§§ibl≡. ≡nd not≡.]
Lik£, AW£. Thats lik£, SO okay!! I would lik£ n£v£r want such a lik£, sw££t lusus to g£t lik£, ill! OMFG!!! <3 ;,[
Do not §p≡ak of my lu§u§ a§ though you know hi§ int≡ntion§ or hi§ th≡or≡tical pu§h≡r. ≡v≡n a glanc≡ into hi§ p§ych≡ would hav≡ you qu≡§tioning if your lif≡ i§ truly a happy on≡. You could n≡v≡r hop≡ to und≡r§tand. ———————————————————————————————— [CA§≡: 3022 | §TATU§: Pi§§≡d Off | LOG: if lu§u§ w≡r≡ to m≡≡t §ubj≡ct, th≡ d≡§criptor§ of “§≡≡thing” and “rag≡” for that int≡raction may b≡ apt. ≡nd not≡.]
I arriv≡d at my hiv≡ thi§ aft≡rnoon with a pack of Cod≡ R≡d and a fr≡§hly purcha§≡d §ynth≡tic §wim b≡a§t, aft≡r which I gr≡≡t≡d my lu§u§ in our u§ual ritual. I bow, pr≡§≡nt him with hi§ nutri≡nt§, h≡ §tar≡§ at m≡ for 10 minut≡§ unblinking b≡for≡ r≡counting hi§ day to m≡ through a §≡ri≡§ of “machin≡ gun” §ound§ a§ h≡ partak≡§ in hi§ §u§t≡nanc≡. Any d≡viation to thi§ ritual i§ vi≡w≡d a§ a p≡r§onal §light and i§ §wiftly r≡primand≡d with a bill full of wat≡r ov≡r th≡ h≡ad. I am fond of him. ———————————————————— [CA§≡: 3021 | §TATU§: Cont≡nt | LOG: admin’§ lu§u§ §p≡nt th≡ majority of th≡ ritual complaining about th≡ humidity l≡v≡l§ of th≡ ≡nclo§ur≡ and lack of fauna to cha§≡ around during th≡ day. admin will corr≡ct thi§ §hortly. ≡nd not≡.]
Checking on something.
Aw.
Hm? ———————————————————————————————— [CA§≡: 3021 | §TATU§: Curiou§ | LOG: admin i§ §lightly conc≡rn≡d. ≡nd not≡.]
If you know anyon≡ §≡lling an abundanc≡ of §qu≡ak b≡a§t§ for a r≡a§onabl≡ pric≡, pl≡a§≡ do §≡nd th≡m my way. H≡ lov≡§ cha§ing th≡m. ———————————————————————————————— [CA§≡: 3021 | §TATU§: Doubtful | LOG: admin i§ willing to pay abov≡ mark≡t valu≡… ≡nd not≡.]
What in th≡ All Moth≡r w≡r≡ you ch≡cking on and why ar≡ you §aying thi§ und≡r my lu§u§? ------------------------------------------------------------------------ CA§≡: 3021 | §TATU§: ? | LOG: admin i§ mor≡ than §lightly conc≡rn≡d. ≡nd not≡.]
nvm.
I§ thi§ in r≡lation to my lu§u§? I mu§t ≡mpha§iz≡ that I tak≡ th≡§≡ matt≡r§ incr≡dibly §≡riou§ly. I in§i§t you t≡ll m≡. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ [CA§≡: 3021 | §TATU§: ?? | LOG: admin i§ con§id≡rably mor≡ conc≡rn≡d. ≡nd not≡.]
Hehe
Wish I could lik£, £xplod£ som£ of my £mploy££s lik£, with my thinkpan. UGH.
I believe in you! If you think hard enough!!
You could always resort to exploding them with the help of external tools.
OMFG. lik£, thank you.. ;,[<3
You lik£, know wh£r£ I can lik£, g£t any?? ;P
I’m sure I know a troll who knows a troll. I’ll get back to you. *____
Lik£, THANK YOU!!! ;D <3
fuuuuuuck #NeedThat #OhBby #MyChemicalDrink https://i.ibb.co/fYcYRdv3/image.png
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omf omg ogm my FUCK dude they have COTTON CANDY + GREEN #Yessss #NeverKillUrself #NeedThat #Now https://sporked.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/NEWS_ALANI-NU-COTTON-CANDY-GRAPE_HEADER.jpg
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idc i need it #NeedThat
On thi§ day, I am pond≡ring th≡ film "Wh≡r≡in Two G≡n≡tically R≡lat≡d L≡ad§ Att≡mpt to R≡claim an Anc≡§tral Hiv≡; A §mall §qu≡ak B≡a§t Provok≡§ ≡§calating Com≡dic Viol≡nc≡ And §≡v≡ral ≡laborat≡ Trap§ Int≡nd≡d to Cull th≡ P≡§t Fail §p≡ctacularly; Th≡ Anc≡§tral Hiv≡ I§ N≡arly D≡§troy≡d, But It Turn§ Out Th≡ §qu≡ak B≡a§t Wa§ th≡ K≡y To Th≡ir Fortun≡ All Along; Nin≡ On-§cr≡≡n ≡xplo§ion§; 329 In§tanc≡§ of Prop≡rty Damag≡; §≡v≡ral Lin≡§ That Could B≡ Con§tru≡d A§ Humorou§." --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [CA§≡: 3017 | §TATU§: P≡n§iv≡ | LOG: admin wond≡r§ at th≡ §tati§tical anomaly that §uch idiotic b≡havior§ from th≡ pair w≡r≡ r≡ward≡d with a fortun≡. if th≡ §qu≡ak b≡a§t i§ th≡ primary int≡ll≡ct of th≡ hiv≡, p≡rhap§ it §hould hav≡ b≡≡n th≡ on≡ to inh≡rit th≡ §tring factory and corporat≡ a§§≡t§. ≡nd not≡.]
I'm so thirsty. If only I had something ice-cold and fizzy in my hand right now. #BrandBaiting - MC Oleana
Well. Such a thing c.o°uld be pr.o°vided t.o° y.o°u. AT reas.o°nable c.o°st. Any request f.o°r flav.o°rs?
What about a cherry cola? - MC Oleana
This can be arranged f.o°r. 8 caegars and. A dr.o°p .o°ff l.o°cati.o°n
You drive a hard bargain, Miss Urvari. I'll DM you the location. - MC Oleana
I do not normally comm≡nt on th≡ r≡latability of digital tran§mi§§ion§, but I f≡ar you hav≡ "≡at≡n and l≡ft no mor§≡l§" with thi§ on≡. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ [CA§≡ 3015 | §TATU§: Thir§ty | LOG: admin i§ lit≡rally cracking op≡n a "cold on≡" right now and may partak≡ in a pi≡c≡ of candy a§ w≡ll. ch≡≡r§ to th≡ §ubj≡ct. ≡nd not≡.]
Cheers. Even us consummate business professionals must have our occasional indulgences. - MC Oleana
- He acts like he's eating grubloaf with the oafs. 🤣🤣🙌🙌
Thi§ §w≡≡p-§≡gm≡nt ha§ b≡≡n an ≡x≡rci§≡ in in≡ffici≡ncy. I hav≡ multipl≡ ≡mploy≡≡§ approaching m≡ a§ an in§≡cur≡ quadrant a§§ociat≡ might. “Ar≡ you di§pl≡a§≡d with my p≡rformanc≡?” “Did I violat≡ protocol?” “I f≡≡l lik≡ you only int≡ract with m≡ wh≡n you hav≡ a ta§k for m≡.” Corr≡ct. Corr≡ct. That i§ th≡ fundam≡ntal natur≡ of th≡ corporat≡ hi≡rarchy. ———————————————————— [CA§≡: 3014 | §TATU§: Di§dainful | LOG: admin ha§ z≡ro int≡r≡§t in baby§itting th≡ f≡≡ling§ of troll§ that fail to r≡cogniz≡ th≡ diff≡r≡nc≡ b≡tw≡≡n a divid≡nd and a d≡ficit. ≡nd not≡.]
;; i-i think i hate having a job, actually. ;;
A §tati§tically pr≡dictabl≡ admi§§ion. W≡lcom≡ to th≡ club. If you'd lik≡ to officially fil≡ thi§ hatr≡d, I hav≡ a thirty (30) pag≡ ≡motional Di§charg≡ Form for you to fill out. Or you can go int≡rrogat≡ a civilian until you f≡≡l b≡tt≡r. I'v≡ b≡≡n told that u§ually h≡lp§ wh≡n your lot ar≡ f≡≡ling "down." ------------------------------------------------------------------------ [CA§≡: 3014 | §TATU§: Tir≡d | LOG: §ubj≡ct i§ advi§≡d to follow admin'§ ≡xampl≡ and partak≡ in a Cod≡ R≡d, or §≡v≡ral, aft≡r a particularly taxing day. p≡r admin'§ r≡cord§, that i§ ≡v≡ry §ingl≡ on≡ of th≡m. ≡nd not≡.] #§ub§tanc≡
♥️You hate your job? We have so much in common. I hate your job too. Come work for me. We can hate your job together. In a new job. Below job. Heh. Heh, actually, that's kinda great.♥️