Ephemm Ellaye
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Repiton Corporation'§ Chi≡f Arbitratortur≡r and valu≡d m≡mb≡r of Troll R≡§ourc≡§. Your "≡mploy≡≡ §ati§faction" is our top priority. All ca§≡§ ar≡ §ch≡dul≡d for r≡vi≡w in §ix to ≡ight §w≡≡p§.
The hungry, writhing mass of employment that is business troll chittr is growing rapidly. It's gaining sentience. It's coming. #Humpday - MC Oleana
I’v≡ b≡≡n taught th≡ wond≡r§ of #lu§u§po§ting on thi§ day. Providing thi§ knowl≡dg≡ i§ p≡rhap§ th≡ only good an ≡mploy≡≡ ha§ ≡v≡r don≡ ≡v≡r. B≡hold, Drop§y. ———————————————————— [CA§≡: 3022 | §TATU§: Happy | LOG: admin i§ att≡mpting morning f≡≡ding prior to l≡aving for work. §ubj≡ct i§ not pl≡a§≡d. ≡nd not≡.] http§://cdn.imgch≡§t.com/fil≡§/4b85≡acfbd10.jp≡g
Ind≡≡d. It i§ not uncommon for him to do thi§, though att≡mpting to con§um≡ my lock§ i§ a n≡w addition. H≡ i§ th≡ b≡§t. ———————————————————————————————— [CA§≡: 3022 | §TATU§: Proud | LOG: admin will procur≡ mor≡ proof of hi§ maj≡§ty for th≡ ma§§≡§ to gaz≡ upon with th≡ir ocular orb§. ≡nd not≡.]
I am p≡r§onally of th≡ opinion that th≡r≡ ar≡ n≡v≡r too many lu§ii for any giv≡n ta§k. H≡ i§ incr≡dibly h≡lpful. ———————————————————————————————— [CA§≡: 3022 | §TATU§: Happy | LOG: admin would bring lu§u§ to hi§ work§quar≡ if h≡ could. lu§u§ would do a fanta§tic job k≡≡ping th≡ ≡mploy≡≡§ in ch≡ck. ≡nd not≡.]
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OMFG. Lik£, such a cut£ lusus OMFG. Lik£. OMFG. OMG!! OMG!!!
I §hould not b≡ §urpri§≡d by your inability to compr≡h≡nd what i§ cl≡arly happ≡ning in thi§ pictur≡. Do you not §≡≡ th≡ pur≡ joy writ acro§§ ≡ach of our r≡§p≡ctiv≡ vi§ag≡? W≡ ar≡ obviou§ly having th≡ tim≡ of our liv≡§. ———————————————————————————————— [CA§≡: 3022 | §TATU§: Agitat≡d | LOG: ≡v≡n if lu§u§ wa§ att≡mpting to a§§i§t with admin’§ lock §tyling ritual; admin will n≡v≡r not w≡ar hi§ curr≡nt hair§tyl≡. admin would not h≡ar th≡ ≡nd of it from hi§ ≡mploy≡≡§. ≡nd not≡.]
OMFG. Lik£, wh£r£ do I lik£, sign up to lik£, m££t dropsy. OMFG. OMG.
↘️i am looking at his seething rage.↘️ ↗️HIS VICIOUS INTENTION TO REMOVE YOUR DUSTING OF A SCALP PIECE.↗️ ↘️but okay.↘️
hANDSOME FRIEND,
Unfortunat≡ly, you will hav≡ to r≡main cont≡nt with m≡≡ting Drop§y in th≡ cyb≡r §pac≡. H≡ i§ incr≡dibly pron≡ to illn≡§§ and mu§t b≡ k≡pt in a car≡fully curat≡d and maintain≡d ≡nclo§ur≡ within my hiv≡. ≡xpo§ur≡ to ≡v≡n on≡ of R≡piton’§ har§h ≡cological poi§on§ could prov≡ fatal. ———————————————————————————————— [CA§≡: 3022 | §TATU§: Wary | LOG: if §ubj≡ct prov≡§ tru§tworthy, admin may con§id≡r allowing a bri≡f vi§it, following thorough d≡contamination. tim≡ will t≡ll if thi§ i§ po§§ibl≡. ≡nd not≡.]
Lik£, AW£. Thats lik£, SO okay!! I would lik£ n£v£r want such a lik£, sw££t lusus to g£t lik£, ill! OMFG!!! <3 ;,[
Do not §p≡ak of my lu§u§ a§ though you know hi§ int≡ntion§ or hi§ th≡or≡tical pu§h≡r. ≡v≡n a glanc≡ into hi§ p§ych≡ would hav≡ you qu≡§tioning if your lif≡ i§ truly a happy on≡. You could n≡v≡r hop≡ to und≡r§tand. ———————————————————————————————— [CA§≡: 3022 | §TATU§: Pi§§≡d Off | LOG: if lu§u§ w≡r≡ to m≡≡t §ubj≡ct, th≡ d≡§criptor§ of “§≡≡thing” and “rag≡” for that int≡raction may b≡ apt. ≡nd not≡.]
I arriv≡d at my hiv≡ thi§ aft≡rnoon with a pack of Cod≡ R≡d and a fr≡§hly purcha§≡d §ynth≡tic §wim b≡a§t, aft≡r which I gr≡≡t≡d my lu§u§ in our u§ual ritual. I bow, pr≡§≡nt him with hi§ nutri≡nt§, h≡ §tar≡§ at m≡ for 10 minut≡§ unblinking b≡for≡ r≡counting hi§ day to m≡ through a §≡ri≡§ of “machin≡ gun” §ound§ a§ h≡ partak≡§ in hi§ §u§t≡nanc≡. Any d≡viation to thi§ ritual i§ vi≡w≡d a§ a p≡r§onal §light and i§ §wiftly r≡primand≡d with a bill full of wat≡r ov≡r th≡ h≡ad. I am fond of him. ———————————————————— [CA§≡: 3021 | §TATU§: Cont≡nt | LOG: admin’§ lu§u§ §p≡nt th≡ majority of th≡ ritual complaining about th≡ humidity l≡v≡l§ of th≡ ≡nclo§ur≡ and lack of fauna to cha§≡ around during th≡ day. admin will corr≡ct thi§ §hortly. ≡nd not≡.]
Hm? ———————————————————————————————— [CA§≡: 3021 | §TATU§: Curiou§ | LOG: admin i§ §lightly conc≡rn≡d. ≡nd not≡.]
If you know anyon≡ §≡lling an abundanc≡ of §qu≡ak b≡a§t§ for a r≡a§onabl≡ pric≡, pl≡a§≡ do §≡nd th≡m my way. H≡ lov≡§ cha§ing th≡m. ———————————————————————————————— [CA§≡: 3021 | §TATU§: Doubtful | LOG: admin i§ willing to pay abov≡ mark≡t valu≡… ≡nd not≡.]
What in th≡ All Moth≡r w≡r≡ you ch≡cking on and why ar≡ you §aying thi§ und≡r my lu§u§? ------------------------------------------------------------------------ CA§≡: 3021 | §TATU§: ? | LOG: admin i§ mor≡ than §lightly conc≡rn≡d. ≡nd not≡.]
I§ thi§ in r≡lation to my lu§u§? I mu§t ≡mpha§iz≡ that I tak≡ th≡§≡ matt≡r§ incr≡dibly §≡riou§ly. I in§i§t you t≡ll m≡. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ [CA§≡: 3021 | §TATU§: ?? | LOG: admin i§ con§id≡rably mor≡ conc≡rn≡d. ≡nd not≡.]
Wish I could lik£, £xplod£ som£ of my £mploy££s lik£, with my thinkpan. UGH.
I believe in you! If you think hard enough!!
You could always resort to exploding them with the help of external tools.
OMFG. lik£, thank you.. ;,[<3
You lik£, know wh£r£ I can lik£, g£t any?? ;P
I’m sure I know a troll who knows a troll. I’ll get back to you. *____
Lik£, THANK YOU!!! ;D <3
fuuuuuuck #NeedThat #OhBby #MyChemicalDrink https://i.ibb.co/fYcYRdv3/image.png
omf omg ogm my FUCK dude they have COTTON CANDY + GREEN #Yessss #NeverKillUrself #NeedThat #Now https://sporked.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/NEWS_ALANI-NU-COTTON-CANDY-GRAPE_HEADER.jpg
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idc i need it #NeedThat
On thi§ day, I am pond≡ring th≡ film "Wh≡r≡in Two G≡n≡tically R≡lat≡d L≡ad§ Att≡mpt to R≡claim an Anc≡§tral Hiv≡; A §mall §qu≡ak B≡a§t Provok≡§ ≡§calating Com≡dic Viol≡nc≡ And §≡v≡ral ≡laborat≡ Trap§ Int≡nd≡d to Cull th≡ P≡§t Fail §p≡ctacularly; Th≡ Anc≡§tral Hiv≡ I§ N≡arly D≡§troy≡d, But It Turn§ Out Th≡ §qu≡ak B≡a§t Wa§ th≡ K≡y To Th≡ir Fortun≡ All Along; Nin≡ On-§cr≡≡n ≡xplo§ion§; 329 In§tanc≡§ of Prop≡rty Damag≡; §≡v≡ral Lin≡§ That Could B≡ Con§tru≡d A§ Humorou§." --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [CA§≡: 3017 | §TATU§: P≡n§iv≡ | LOG: admin wond≡r§ at th≡ §tati§tical anomaly that §uch idiotic b≡havior§ from th≡ pair w≡r≡ r≡ward≡d with a fortun≡. if th≡ §qu≡ak b≡a§t i§ th≡ primary int≡ll≡ct of th≡ hiv≡, p≡rhap§ it §hould hav≡ b≡≡n th≡ on≡ to inh≡rit th≡ §tring factory and corporat≡ a§§≡t§. ≡nd not≡.]
I'm so thirsty. If only I had something ice-cold and fizzy in my hand right now. #BrandBaiting - MC Oleana
Well. Such a thing c.o°uld be pr.o°vided t.o° y.o°u. AT reas.o°nable c.o°st. Any request f.o°r flav.o°rs?
What about a cherry cola? - MC Oleana
This can be arranged f.o°r. 8 caegars and. A dr.o°p .o°ff l.o°cati.o°n
You drive a hard bargain, Miss Urvari. I'll DM you the location. - MC Oleana
I do not normally comm≡nt on th≡ r≡latability of digital tran§mi§§ion§, but I f≡ar you hav≡ "≡at≡n and l≡ft no mor§≡l§" with thi§ on≡. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ [CA§≡ 3015 | §TATU§: Thir§ty | LOG: admin i§ lit≡rally cracking op≡n a "cold on≡" right now and may partak≡ in a pi≡c≡ of candy a§ w≡ll. ch≡≡r§ to th≡ §ubj≡ct. ≡nd not≡.]
Cheers. Even us consummate business professionals must have our occasional indulgences. - MC Oleana
- He acts like he's eating grubloaf with the oafs. 🤣🤣🙌🙌
Thi§ §w≡≡p-§≡gm≡nt ha§ b≡≡n an ≡x≡rci§≡ in in≡ffici≡ncy. I hav≡ multipl≡ ≡mploy≡≡§ approaching m≡ a§ an in§≡cur≡ quadrant a§§ociat≡ might. “Ar≡ you di§pl≡a§≡d with my p≡rformanc≡?” “Did I violat≡ protocol?” “I f≡≡l lik≡ you only int≡ract with m≡ wh≡n you hav≡ a ta§k for m≡.” Corr≡ct. Corr≡ct. That i§ th≡ fundam≡ntal natur≡ of th≡ corporat≡ hi≡rarchy. ———————————————————— [CA§≡: 3014 | §TATU§: Di§dainful | LOG: admin ha§ z≡ro int≡r≡§t in baby§itting th≡ f≡≡ling§ of troll§ that fail to r≡cogniz≡ th≡ diff≡r≡nc≡ b≡tw≡≡n a divid≡nd and a d≡ficit. ≡nd not≡.]
;; i-i think i hate having a job, actually. ;;
A §tati§tically pr≡dictabl≡ admi§§ion. W≡lcom≡ to th≡ club. If you'd lik≡ to officially fil≡ thi§ hatr≡d, I hav≡ a thirty (30) pag≡ ≡motional Di§charg≡ Form for you to fill out. Or you can go int≡rrogat≡ a civilian until you f≡≡l b≡tt≡r. I'v≡ b≡≡n told that u§ually h≡lp§ wh≡n your lot ar≡ f≡≡ling "down." ------------------------------------------------------------------------ [CA§≡: 3014 | §TATU§: Tir≡d | LOG: §ubj≡ct i§ advi§≡d to follow admin'§ ≡xampl≡ and partak≡ in a Cod≡ R≡d, or §≡v≡ral, aft≡r a particularly taxing day. p≡r admin'§ r≡cord§, that i§ ≡v≡ry §ingl≡ on≡ of th≡m. ≡nd not≡.] #§ub§tanc≡
♥️You hate your job? We have so much in common. I hate your job too. Come work for me. We can hate your job together. In a new job. Below job. Heh. Heh, actually, that's kinda great.♥️
↗️BIG RETURNS DELIVERED ON #FISHINGFRIDAY.↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2365a48f8415.png ↘️
Fuck I keep looking at it. LMAOOOO. STOP. This is a direct representation of your fucking life. SMALL FISH IN A BIG OLE POND. Lmaaaooo. Did your superior like it?
this is embarassing. pllease llet me teach you how to do it right
↘️i am busy i am with my boss.↘️
# Hey, great job! Ya got $omething! It'$ a $tart! Keep up the good work! #
god lmao
tHAT IS, a CUTE FISH, wHAT DID YOU USE, aS BAIT?
↗️DAYCRAWLERS.↗️
↘️it will be imprisoned in an intricate, plastic prison for the rest of eternity.↘️ ↗️ON MY DESK.↗️ ↘️a beacon of warriorhood.↘️ ↗️A TESTAMENT TO THE BOND BETWEEN EMPLOYEE AND EMPLOYER.↗️
I would v≡ry much lik≡ to participat≡ in #fi§hingfriday, if only th≡ Black D≡pth§ would allow it. I do not po§§≡§§ th≡ h≡avy indu§trial ≡quipm≡nt or corro§ion grad≡ radiation §hi≡lding r≡quir≡d for §uch an ≡nd≡avor. ———————————————————— [CA§≡: 3012 | §TATU§: J≡alou§ | LOG: admin would gr≡atly appr≡ciat≡ if th≡ participant§ could “crack op≡n a cold on≡” in hi§ honor wh≡n att≡mpting to captur≡ th≡ §wim b≡a§t§. ≡nd not≡.]
↗️LAUGHING OUT LOUD.↗️ ↘️i am fishing with one of my greatest bossuperiors right now, and i am having a great time.↘️
Di§r≡§p≡ctfully, what part of m≡ not po§§≡§§ing corro§ion grad≡ radiation §hi≡lding fail≡d to mak≡ it§ way through your vi§ion§ orb§ and into your think pan. ———————————————————————————————— [CA§≡: 3012 | §TATU§: Annoy≡d | LOG: to ≡nt≡r th≡ Black D≡pth§, rod in hand, with no prot≡ction i§ to b≡g for an ≡arly culling. ≡nd not≡.]
Y≡§, I witn≡§§≡d your §ubpar “catch.” Know thi§: you and I ar≡ n≡arly id≡ntical in our “ability” to “fi§h,” if that photo i§ anything to go by. ———————————————————————————————— [CA§≡: 3012 | §TATU§: Aggravat≡d | LOG: admin m≡an§ no di§r≡§p≡ct to th≡ §wim b≡a§t. it i§ §mall in a way that §≡≡m§ to d≡fy th≡ law§ of §urvival. admin hop≡§ th≡ littl≡ b≡a§t i§ abl≡ to ≡§cap≡. ≡nd not≡.]
I cannot b≡li≡v≡ I hav≡ to §ay thi§, but ≡mploy≡≡§ of th≡ R≡piton Corporation ar≡ §trictly prohibit≡d from ≡tching th≡ir p≡r§onal §igil§ onto company prop≡rty. You ar≡ not fr≡§h out of th≡ R≡production §tabl≡§, nor ar≡ you barkb≡a§t§. Furth≡r act§ of vandali§m will r≡§ult in your Din≡ro account§ b≡ing froz≡n, and your acc≡§§ to Grad≡-A M≡dicinal §oda b≡ing r≡vok≡d in favor of §tandard-i§§u≡ indu§trial §ludg≡. Additionally, you will r≡c≡iv≡ a ch≡mical branding of th≡ R≡piton Corporation'§ logo, appli≡d to your dominant hand. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [CA§≡: 3010 | §TATU§: Incr≡dulou§ | LOG: ≡mploy≡≡§ will f≡≡l an itch upon th≡ir palm wh≡n picking up th≡ir tool§. admin b≡li≡v≡§ if ≡mploy≡≡§ wi§h to l≡av≡ a mark §o badly, th≡y can f≡≡l th≡ r≡piton corporation'§ mark ≡ach tim≡ th≡y try to §lack off. ≡nd not≡.]
>>>(The) bushes had to be shared >>>(Mister) popular... https://file.garden/aer6PKe9Ula7v4tw/wrothework.png
↗️WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.↗️
◌ Is... that really what he looks like? ⧂
oh my GOD 1 can't even tag h1m he blocked me th1s 1s so fuck1ng funny
↘️they are seeking to undo everything i have built.↘️ ↗️PLEASE DO NOT LISTEN TO THEM, MISTER EVIDET.↗️
>>>(Verifiably) >>>(A) firsthand account >>>(Not) the last... kekeke...
↗️IT IS A DOCTORED IMAGE, MISTER EVIDET.↗️ ↘️you must understand.↘️
I arriv≡ at work an hour prior to th≡ ≡mploy≡≡§ §kitt≡ring in, chatting about th≡ir p≡r§onal liv≡§ loud a§ you pl≡a§≡. Th≡ §il≡nc≡ i§ a nic≡ r≡pri≡v≡. I partak≡ in my fir§t cup of §ludg≡ for th≡ day, §om≡thing for m≡ and m≡ alon≡. Th≡ §≡cond i§ a favor to th≡ ≡mploy≡≡§. I am told it mak≡§ m≡ mor≡ pl≡a§ant. ———————————————————— [CA§≡: 3009 | §TATU§: Qui≡t | LOG: admin do≡§ not und≡r§tand ≡mploy≡≡§’ t≡nd≡ncy to hav≡ p≡r§onal conv≡r§ation§ in th≡ hallway right out§id≡ of admin’§ offic≡. admin do≡§ not wi§h to know about ≡mploy≡≡’§ 9th fail≡d mat≡§prit§hip. ≡nd not≡.]
Employees that keep their personal lives to themselves are hard to find these days. What happened to good old fashioned shame? - MC Oleana
↗️THE PRONGS OF A TRUE INHUMANE RESOURCES OFFICER SHOULD BE JUST AS VICIOUS AS THEY ARE UNYIELDING.↗️ ↘️an iron grip, unwavering on the scruff of rambunctious lesser employees and capital-squandering punchcarders.↘️ ↗️I AM UNSURE WHY YOU WOULD WANT TO DULL THAT ASPECT.↗️ ↘️that is like removing your sparkle.↘️ ↗️LESSENING YOUR EFFICIENCY.↗️
§ham≡ i§n’t in th≡§≡ troll§’ vocabulary, that much i§ ≡vid≡nt. Nor i§ §≡lf-pr≡§≡rvation, appar≡ntly, ba§≡d on th≡ information th≡y §har≡ whil≡ §tanding by th≡ wat≡r cool≡r. Tim≡ th≡ft, mi§u§≡ of company r≡§ourc≡§, and §o on. ———————————————————————————————— [CA§≡: 3009 | §TATU§: Tir≡d | LOG: ≡mploy≡≡§ mu§t not r≡aliz≡ that all braggart§ of tim≡ th≡ft and mi§u§≡ of company prop≡rty ar≡ §wiftly r≡port≡d to upp≡r mangl≡m≡nt by th≡ admin. ≡nd log.]
Don’t worry, ≡v≡n aft≡r my §≡cond cup of §ludg≡ I §till hav≡ ≡nough “§parkl≡” to k≡≡p th≡ whol≡ §how running. By 8:30 am, ≡mploy≡≡§ ar≡ finding n≡w and cr≡ativ≡ way§ to t≡§t my pati≡nc≡. Th≡y ar≡ puni§h≡d accordingly. ———————————————————————————————— [CA§≡: 3009 | §TATU§: Annoy≡d | LOG: admin would §oon≡r tak≡ advic≡ from a fr≡§hly hatch≡d grub on th≡ qualiti≡§ of a tru≡ inhuman≡ r≡§ourc≡§ prof≡§§ional than th≡ §ubj≡ct. ≡nd not≡.]
↘️how.↘️
If I had my way, it would b≡ ind≡finit≡ r≡a§§ignm≡nt to th≡ Black D≡pth§. How≡v≡r, I hav≡ b≡≡n told thi§ “n≡gativ≡ly impact§ our m≡tric§” and “d≡cr≡a§≡§ productivity” and “will c≡rtainly r≡§ult in pr≡matur≡ culling.” P§ionic §iphoning i§ a good on≡, wh≡n applicabl≡. D≡motion to int≡rn §tatu§. ≡v≡ry onc≡ in a whil≡ a r≡duction in pay do≡§ th≡ trick. ———————————————————————————————— [CA§≡: 3009 | §TATU§: Agitat≡d | LOG: di§ciplinary action primarily appli≡§ to troll low≡r on th≡ h≡mo§p≡ctrum, though upp≡r mangl≡m≡nt ha§ giv≡n admin di§cr≡tion to u§≡ form§ of “§ocial puni§hm≡nt” for high blood§, a§ w≡ll. ≡nd not≡.]
↗️WHAT IS THE SOCIAL PUNISHMENT.↗️ ↘️i am seeing a lot of discussion about the lesser castes, which i literally could not care less about in this situation.↘️ ↗️THEY ARE LARGELY IRRELEVANT.↗️ ↘️and ultimately unnecessary to our conversation.↘️ ↗️IF I HAD IT MY WAY, REPITON WOULD ADVANCE TO ALTERNIA'S LEVEL OF EMPLOYEE PUNISHMENT.↗️ ↘️zero absconders off the social ladder, zero lost hours, zero unpunched cards, this is a keen way of maintaining order within the confines of a highly efficient investment agency.↘️ ↗️THERE IS SOMETHING TO BE LEARNED ABOUT ALLOWING THOSE AT THE TOP TO DELIVER PHYSICAL RECONDITIONING TO THOSE BELOW THEM.↗️ ↘️a blunt, intrusive object to correct poor behavior.↘️ ↗️OR POOR POSTURE.↗️ ↘️the bite of some makeshift instrument like a pointer or umbrella or cane will have every lowly salarytroll yowling into position, cowering in their place.↘️ ↗️RIGHTFULLY.↗️
§ocial puni§hm≡nt i§ normally §ubj≡cting th≡m to a public admoni§hm≡nt in front of th≡ ≡ntir≡ t≡am. Call th≡ir “§up≡riority” into qu≡§tion. At tim≡§ w≡ will plac≡ th≡m on “hiv≡ a§§ignm≡nt” and fr≡≡z≡ th≡ir a§§≡t§, only allowing purcha§≡§ to b≡ approv≡d through our financ≡ t≡am and upp≡r mangl≡m≡nt. Your d≡§ir≡ only for corporal puni§hm≡nt §how§ your §hort-§ight≡dn≡§§. Th≡r≡ ar≡ oth≡r mod≡§ of control that ar≡ ≡qually a§ §w≡≡t and ju§t. ———————————————————————————————— [CA§≡: 3009 | §TATU§: Agitat≡d | LOG: admin i§ un§ur≡ if §ubj≡ct wi§h≡§ to b≡ th≡ puni§h≡r or th≡ puni§h≡≡, but admin ha§ a gu≡§§. ≡nd not≡.]
↘️i am seeing the virtues of your forward thinking.↘️ ↗️YOU HIGH SOCIETY.↗️ ↘️this is something i have never considered before.↘️ ↗️TO BE SCRUFFED AND HELD, WEAKLY, IN FRONT OF THOSE WHO CAN NOT EVEN BARE TO RAISE A PHYSICAL STRIKE AGAINST YOU.↗️ ↘️you are not even worth touching.↘️ ↗️WOW.↗️
"Not to b≡at a d≡ad hoofb≡a§t-." Pl≡a§≡ do. L≡t u§ r≡ha§h th≡ §c≡nario for th≡ n≡xt 2 hour§, ju§t to b≡ §ur≡ w≡ did not mi§§ anything. I'll pour th≡ Cod≡ R≡d. Tak≡ a §≡at. -------------------------------------------------------------------- [CA§≡: 3007 | §TATU§: No§y | LOG: For company policy r≡lat≡d r≡a§on§, thi§ po§t wa§ mad≡ at 5:05 p.m., out§id≡ of company hour§. ≡nd not≡.]
↗️WHY ARE YOU FIVE MINUTES OFF OF THE CLOCK AND ENGAGING IN PETTY WORKSPACE DRAMAS.↗️ ↘️are you not involved in inhumane resources.↘️ ↗️I CANNOT HELP BUT FEEL LIKE THIS IS A BROKEN RULE.↗️
I don't r≡call m≡ntioning anything about "p≡tty work§pac≡ drama§." All-Moth≡r forbid a troll ha§ aft≡r-work avocation§. ------------------------------------------------------------- [CA§≡: 3007 | §TATU§: Annoy≡d | LOG: §ubj≡ct wouldn't know prof≡§§ionali§m if it loom≡d ov≡r him firmly with a §t≡rn hand on hi§ §hould≡r. ≡nd not≡.]
↘️what was that note.↘️
Tho§≡ ar≡ p≡r§onal not≡§ for my u§≡ only. If you'd lik≡ to u§≡ any of th≡§≡ not≡§ for any purpo§≡, you mu§t §ubmit a formal r≡qu≡§t through our t≡am of L≡gi§lac≡rator§. Thi§ will tak≡ approximat≡ly 10 §w≡≡p§ to mak≡ it through our backlog. ------------------------------------------------------------------- [CA§≡: 3007 | §TATU§: Annoy≡d | LOG: on≡ l≡gi§lac≡rator i§ out du≡ to car≡ for a lu§u§. It will lik≡ly tak≡ 12 §w≡≡p§. ≡nd not≡.]
↗️OKAY, BUT I AM READING THEM AS YOU TYPE THEM, AND I AM PRACTICALLY SETTLING THEM INTO MY DIGESTION CHAMBER FOR FURTHER PROCESSING.↗️ ↘️they are out in the open.↘️
To plac≡ §o much w≡ight upon not≡§ from a m≡mb≡r of th≡ R≡pitonian Corporation'§ Inhuman≡ R≡§ourc≡§ d≡partm≡nt i§ quit≡ th≡ commitm≡nt. Dig≡§tion i§ fin≡. Anything ≡l§≡ i§ not. ----------------------------------------------------------------- [CA§≡: 3007 | §TATU§: §≡cond Gla§§ of Cod≡ R≡d | LOG: upon furth≡r inv≡§tigation, §ubj≡ct gr≡atly admir≡§ r≡p≡ton'§ §ocial land§cap≡ and hi≡rarchy. it i§ all making §≡n§≡, now. ≡nd not≡.]
↗️WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN.↗️
Which part, Mr. Aiaray? Th≡ part about your committm≡nt or th≡ allu§ion to your procliviti≡§? Or p≡rhap§ you'd lik≡ to addr≡§§ both. ----------------------------------------------------------------- [CA§≡: 3007 | §TATU§: Amu§≡d | LOG: kh≡paria forbid th≡ §ubj≡ct ≡v≡r b≡com≡ ≡mploy≡d und≡r th≡ r≡piton corporation. admin §hudd≡r§ to think of th≡ pap≡rwork th≡ §ubj≡ct would l≡av≡ in hi§ wak≡. ≡nd not≡.]
↘️did your note just say that i am forbidden from being gainfully employed on your wonderful planet of sole capitalistic ventures and untapped, uncracked market potential.↘️ ↗️IS THAT WHAT IT SAID JUST NOW.↗️ ↘️i am not acknowledging your "allusions", because i am not doing what you think i am doing.↘️ ↗️THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH LIKING TO WORK.↗️ ↘️what is your problem.↘️
Your r≡ading compr≡h≡n§ion could u§≡ §om≡ work, Mr. Aiaray. It'§ a turn of phra§≡. Th≡ only troll§ forbidd≡n from b≡ing gainfully ≡mploy≡d ar≡ th≡ on≡§ b≡ing hunt≡d by th≡ R≡gulator§. Though, your ≡mploym≡nt ultimat≡ly hing≡§ on th≡ unlik≡ly ≡v≡nt that you impr≡§§ m≡ in an int≡rvi≡w. ------------------------------------------------------------------- [CA§≡: 3007 | §TATU§: Amu§≡d | LOG: §ubj≡ct r≡quir≡§ ≡ducation on r≡pitonian cultur≡, §p≡cifically kh≡paria and gaia≡on. admin will att≡mpt to ≡ducat≡ thi§ poor §oul, though th≡ ≡ffort§ may prov≡ futil≡. ≡nd not≡.]
Down to 71 ≡mail§ and th≡y ju§t k≡≡p coming. How≡v≡r, I will p≡r§≡v≡r≡. Thi§ numb≡r mock§ m≡. ——————————————————— [CASE: 2974 | STATUS: Miff≡d | LOG: admin i§ curr≡ntly on hi§ fifth cup of §ludg≡, with a §ixth on th≡ way. it app≡ar§ th≡§≡ ≡mploy≡≡§ couldn’t find ≡v≡n th≡ir own §pinal cr≡vic≡ with both hand§ and a map. ≡nd not≡.]
!maybe you SHOULd get them aPs (alternian Positioning system) maPs are HARd for some trolls!
A§ much a§ I appr≡ciat≡ th≡ §ugg≡§tion, I do not b≡li≡v≡ thi§ would §olv≡ th≡ i§§u≡ of §oft-pann≡dn≡§§ §≡≡n company-wid≡. You ov≡r≡§timat≡ th≡ R≡pitonian ma§§≡§. ———————————————————————————————— [CASE: 2974 | STATUS: R≡§ign≡d | LOG: admin tak≡§ §≡cr≡t joy at th≡ id≡a of §upplying r≡pitonian cowork≡r§ with alt≡rnian navigation §y§t≡m§ to §≡≡ th≡ir think pan §hort circuit in r≡al tim≡. ≡nd not≡.]
?wait are you from that reP it on Planet? !!my emPloyee wants to go there!! he SAId its WONdERFUL for business work ANd theres another troll i can dO oil business with (:F !tell me more!
Bu§in≡§§ mind≡d troll§ t≡nd to thriv≡ h≡r≡, y≡§. Or th≡y g≡t cull≡d trying. Th≡r≡ i§ quit≡ an abundanc≡ of oil on R≡piton, §o you’d find th≡ mo§t §ucc≡§§ in your bu§in≡§§ ≡nd≡avor§ taking th≡ oil off plan≡t. Curiou§ to know which troll you §p≡cifically hav≡ in mind. ———————————————————————————————— [CA§≡: 2974 | §TATU§: Intrigu≡d | LOG: §ubj≡ct i§ w≡lcom≡ to tak≡ a§ much oil from thi§ for§ak≡n plan≡t a§ th≡y wi§h. unl≡§§ th≡ amount n≡gativ≡ly impact§ th≡ r≡piton corporation’§ mi§§ion. for any r≡a§on. ≡nd not≡.]
!well i dONT NEEd oil in Particular but if you guys want some i can sell it to you for a steal! ANd im not sure which troll it is my accountorturer just MENTIONEd someone with a stern eye that makes him sweaty ANd an elegant twirling glass of wine
It d≡p≡nd§ on th≡ toxicity of th≡ oil you'r≡ pr≡§≡nting, I §uppo§≡. W≡ hav≡ an abundanc≡ h≡r≡, particularly in our oc≡an, but it'§ far too toxic to actually do anything with. ----------------------------------------------------- [CA§≡: 2974 | §tatu§: N≡utral | LOG: th≡ admin do≡§ not conc≡rn him§≡lf with th≡ bu§in≡§§ d≡aling§ of hi§ §up≡rior§. h≡ will §imply cl≡an up th≡ oil §lick m≡§§ that follow§. graciou§ly. h≡lpfully. happily. ≡nd not≡.]
!!!!!! wow !!!!!! !so what youre telling me is theres a market! my oil isnt toxic you can dRINK it ANd so can your dRONES ANd shiPs (:F ive never HEARd of an oil ocean but if you cant use it anyway that SOUNdS like an awful waste