Ephemm Ellaye
@pendingCompliance
Repiton Corporation'§ Chi≡f Arbitratortur≡r and valu≡d m≡mb≡r of Troll R≡§ourc≡§. Your "≡mploy≡≡ §ati§faction" is our top priority. All ca§≡§ ar≡ §ch≡dul≡d for r≡vi≡w in §ix to ≡ight §w≡≡p§.
↘️guh.↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a411500e9e97.gif
Dullboy will nur§≡ you back to h≡alth ju§t in tim≡ for th≡ all work§quar≡ huddl≡ in th≡ morning. Or h≡ will ch≡w on your §uit. ——————————————————————————————————— [CA§≡: 3027 | §TATU§: N≡utral | LOG: admin imagin≡§ lu§u§ ch≡wing on §ubj≡ct’§ §uit i§ part of th≡ h≡aling proc≡§§. good for him. ≡nd not≡.]
I thought thi§ w≡nt without §aying, but no you may not driv≡ your R≡piton Corporation company i§§u≡d v≡hicl≡ into on≡ of th≡ R≡gulator Faciliti≡§ §imply b≡cau§≡ you “f≡ll a§l≡≡p at th≡ wh≡≡l” b≡cau§≡ you “cannot afford §opor.” §imply b≡ b≡tt≡r. You will find no §ympathy h≡r≡. ———————————————————— [CA§≡: 3027 | §TATU§: ≡xhau§t≡d | LOG: admin ha§ not b≡≡n abl≡ to afford §opor §inc≡ b≡ing 6 §w≡≡p§ of ag≡, and y≡t h≡ i§ a p≡rf≡ctly normal and w≡ll adju§t≡d cog in th≡ R≡pitonian Machin≡. ≡nd not≡.]
Sounds like a great opportunity to replace those fallible organic drivers with self-driving vehicles. #WorkSmarter with #Automation. https://i.ibb.co/35QH4X25/image.png
Thi§ §ound§ lik≡ an ≡xtr≡m≡ l≡gal ri§k from a §af≡ty §tandpoint, a violation of troll ≡thic§ at larg≡, and p≡rhap§ th≡ §lipp≡ri≡§t §lop≡ I’v≡ ≡v≡r b≡≡n §ugg≡§t≡d to navigat≡, but I am b≡yond th≡ point of caring. §ur≡ly thi§ would not backfir≡. ———————————————————————————————— [CA§≡: 3027 | §TATU§: R≡§ign≡d | LOG: admin will lik≡ly §piral lat≡r about th≡ implication of r≡placing troll§’ prof≡§§ion§ and what that m≡an§ for hi§ own car≡≡r and promptly to§§ th≡ propo§al in th≡ tra§h. ≡nd not≡.]
No, you cannot hav≡ a rai§≡. No, it i§n’t appropriat≡ to play mu§ic loudly in your cubicl≡. No, you may not hav≡ tim≡ off for bonding withdrawal§. No you may not walk around th≡ offic≡ with your §t≡p prong§ bar≡ to th≡ world. Y≡§, you may hav≡ tim≡ off for car≡ of Lu§u§. No, you may not vi§it your quadrant mat≡ from accounting. ———————————————————— [CA§≡: 3026 | §TATU§: Di§dainful | LOG: th≡§≡ ar≡ ju§t §om≡ r≡curring qu≡§tion§ admin ha§ to fi≡ld, d≡§pit≡ b≡ing in §uch a high po§ition within inhuman≡ r≡§ourc≡§. th≡§≡ troll§ hav≡ cl≡arly n≡v≡r familiariz≡d th≡m§≡lv≡§ with th≡ chain of command. ≡nd not≡.]
What If I'm Especially Nice About Asking? What If I Say Please? Could I Perhaps Get A Maybe?
It d≡p≡nd§. Ar≡ you a§king for tim≡ off for car≡ of Lu§u§? ------------------------------------------------------------------------ [CA§≡: 3026 | §TATU§: Di§dainful | LOG: admin i§ rar≡ly §way≡d by b≡gging, though it would b≡ fooli§h to §p≡ak in ab§olut≡§. ≡nd not≡.]
Lik£, m£ and my lik£, lusus in th£ offic£ lik£, OMG!!!<3 https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/Illustration126_3.png
gosh / you still look really good / do you wanna get back to me / on the paid costuming deal / it's ok if not / i just kinda want an answer
I am glad to §≡≡ mor≡ troll§ #lu§u§po§ting , ≡ff≡ctiv≡ly warming my blood pu§h≡r. Your lu§u§ i§ both adorabl≡ and maj≡§tic, which i§ an impr≡§§iv≡ f≡at. I wi§h you both a wond≡rful day at th≡ offic≡. ——————————————————————————————————— [CA§≡: 3024 | §TATU§: J≡alou§ | LOG: for r≡a§on§ pr≡viou§ly §tat≡d, admin i§ unabl≡ to participat≡ in Bring Your Lu§u§ To Work Day. how≡v≡r, admin participat≡§ vicariou§ly through th≡ many oth≡r troll§. it i§ admin’§ favorit≡ working day of th≡ y≡ar. ≡nd not≡.]
OMFG Im lik£, so sorry!! I lik£, so forgot!!! I lik£, dont know if i can anymor£ im lik£, so sorry ;[
Pl≡a§≡ n≡v≡r c≡a§≡ bringing your lu§u§ to work. If you do, how will I participat≡ vicariou§ly through you? ———————————————————————————————— [CA§≡: 3024 | §TATU§: R≡§ign≡d | LOG: admin will d≡corat≡ th≡ir offic≡ with pictur≡§ of Drop§y wh≡n th≡ day arriv≡§. all will b≡ w≡ll. ≡nd not≡.]
↘️while i am brewing up a way to utterly and also completely dominate all lucky persons nearby with my culinary prowess, i am left reflecting on the types of sustenance that was fed to me as a grublet.↘️ ↗️FROM THE MOMENT I COMPLETED MY HATCHTRIALS AND SQUIRMED FROM THE CAVERNS INTO MY PHYSICALLY STURDY CUSTODIAN'S HOOVES, I WAS BROUGHT UP ON A FEEDING OF THE HIGHEST CALIBER.↗️ ↘️100% protein.↘️ ↗️ALL BEASTFLESH.↗️ ↘️and soy supplements.↘️ ↗️SERVED TO ME ON DULLBOY'S PLATTER OF CHOICE.↗️ ↘️i believe it was all in effort to plump my muscle-forming shellfibres into an adequate example of an indigoblood.↘️ ↗️HE USED TO GNASH THE MEATSCRAPS TOGETHER INTO A COHESIVE NUTRIENTBRICK WITH HIS OWN BRAYCAVE.↗️ ↘️efforts in vain.↘️ ↗️BUT I SUPPOSE IT WHET HIS HUNGER, HIS APPETITE TO SUSTAIN HIMSELF FURTHER.↗️ ↘️nowadays, the trifling fool is nothing but ravenous himself.↘️ ↗️HE WILL STOP AT NOTHING TO CONSUME AND DESTROY, WITH NO MERCY TO OBEY.↗️ ↘️behold his efforts warfare.↘️ ↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b0927e195ba5.png ↗️
Th≡r≡ i§ b≡auty in thi§ world for tho§≡ with th≡ ≡y≡§ to §≡≡ it. Unfortunat≡ly, you ar≡ blind. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ [CA§≡: 3023 | §TATU§: Annoy≡d | LOG: §ubj≡ct cl≡arly do≡§ not know how to lu§u§-proof hi§ hiv≡. #Ju§tic≡ForDullboy . ≡nd not≡.]
↗️DO NOT WISH JUSTICE FOR HIM, HE HAS LITERALLY NEVER BEEN WRONGED.↗️ ↘️do you see the pudge of his overweight figure.↘️
What an idiotic qu≡§tion. Of cour§≡ I §≡≡ it. It i§ on≡ of th≡ b≡§t thing§ about th≡ imag≡. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ [CA§≡: 3023 | §TATU§: Fond | LOG: lu§u§ b≡ing w≡ll f≡d i§ du≡ §ol≡ly to hi§ can-do attitud≡ and §trong commitm≡nt to attaining §u§t≡nanc≡, d≡§pit≡ th≡ ob§tacl≡§. a cr≡atur≡ with tru≡ t≡nacity and gumption. ≡nd not≡.]
I’v≡ b≡≡n taught th≡ wond≡r§ of #lu§u§po§ting on thi§ day. Providing thi§ knowl≡dg≡ i§ p≡rhap§ th≡ only good an ≡mploy≡≡ ha§ ≡v≡r don≡ ≡v≡r. B≡hold, Drop§y. ———————————————————— [CA§≡: 3022 | §TATU§: Happy | LOG: admin i§ att≡mpting morning f≡≡ding prior to l≡aving for work. §ubj≡ct i§ not pl≡a§≡d. ≡nd not≡.] http§://cdn.imgch≡§t.com/fil≡§/4b85≡acfbd10.jp≡g
How majestic. A truly noble being.
X Lusii when the task at hand requires 0 lusii x
↘️i am getting the impression that "dropsy" is not overly fond of you.↘️ ↗️THAT DROPSY MIGHT, ACTUALLY, BE UNIMPRESSED WITH THE ADMINISTRANGLER'S APPEARANCE.↗️ ↘️probably the man bun.↘️ ↗️IF I ABSOLUTELY HAD TO GUESS.↗️
Ind≡≡d. It i§ not uncommon for him to do thi§, though att≡mpting to con§um≡ my lock§ i§ a n≡w addition. H≡ i§ th≡ b≡§t. ———————————————————————————————— [CA§≡: 3022 | §TATU§: Proud | LOG: admin will procur≡ mor≡ proof of hi§ maj≡§ty for th≡ ma§§≡§ to gaz≡ upon with th≡ir ocular orb§. ≡nd not≡.]
I am p≡r§onally of th≡ opinion that th≡r≡ ar≡ n≡v≡r too many lu§ii for any giv≡n ta§k. H≡ i§ incr≡dibly h≡lpful. ———————————————————————————————— [CA§≡: 3022 | §TATU§: Happy | LOG: admin would bring lu§u§ to hi§ work§quar≡ if h≡ could. lu§u§ would do a fanta§tic job k≡≡ping th≡ ≡mploy≡≡§ in ch≡ck. ≡nd not≡.]
I §hould not b≡ §urpri§≡d by your inability to compr≡h≡nd what i§ cl≡arly happ≡ning in thi§ pictur≡. Do you not §≡≡ th≡ pur≡ joy writ acro§§ ≡ach of our r≡§p≡ctiv≡ vi§ag≡? W≡ ar≡ obviou§ly having th≡ tim≡ of our liv≡§. ———————————————————————————————— [CA§≡: 3022 | §TATU§: Agitat≡d | LOG: ≡v≡n if lu§u§ wa§ att≡mpting to a§§i§t with admin’§ lock §tyling ritual; admin will n≡v≡r not w≡ar hi§ curr≡nt hair§tyl≡. admin would not h≡ar th≡ ≡nd of it from hi§ ≡mploy≡≡§. ≡nd not≡.]
OMFG. Lik£, wh£r£ do I lik£, sign up to lik£, m££t dropsy. OMFG. OMG.
↘️i am looking at his seething rage.↘️ ↗️HIS VICIOUS INTENTION TO REMOVE YOUR DUSTING OF A SCALP PIECE.↗️ ↘️but okay.↘️
Unfortunat≡ly, you will hav≡ to r≡main cont≡nt with m≡≡ting Drop§y in th≡ cyb≡r §pac≡. H≡ i§ incr≡dibly pron≡ to illn≡§§ and mu§t b≡ k≡pt in a car≡fully curat≡d and maintain≡d ≡nclo§ur≡ within my hiv≡. ≡xpo§ur≡ to ≡v≡n on≡ of R≡piton’§ har§h ≡cological poi§on§ could prov≡ fatal. ———————————————————————————————— [CA§≡: 3022 | §TATU§: Wary | LOG: if §ubj≡ct prov≡§ tru§tworthy, admin may con§id≡r allowing a bri≡f vi§it, following thorough d≡contamination. tim≡ will t≡ll if thi§ i§ po§§ibl≡. ≡nd not≡.]
Do not §p≡ak of my lu§u§ a§ though you know hi§ int≡ntion§ or hi§ th≡or≡tical pu§h≡r. ≡v≡n a glanc≡ into hi§ p§ych≡ would hav≡ you qu≡§tioning if your lif≡ i§ truly a happy on≡. You could n≡v≡r hop≡ to und≡r§tand. ———————————————————————————————— [CA§≡: 3022 | §TATU§: Pi§§≡d Off | LOG: if lu§u§ w≡r≡ to m≡≡t §ubj≡ct, th≡ d≡§criptor§ of “§≡≡thing” and “rag≡” for that int≡raction may b≡ apt. ≡nd not≡.]
I arriv≡d at my hiv≡ thi§ aft≡rnoon with a pack of Cod≡ R≡d and a fr≡§hly purcha§≡d §ynth≡tic §wim b≡a§t, aft≡r which I gr≡≡t≡d my lu§u§ in our u§ual ritual. I bow, pr≡§≡nt him with hi§ nutri≡nt§, h≡ §tar≡§ at m≡ for 10 minut≡§ unblinking b≡for≡ r≡counting hi§ day to m≡ through a §≡ri≡§ of “machin≡ gun” §ound§ a§ h≡ partak≡§ in hi§ §u§t≡nanc≡. Any d≡viation to thi§ ritual i§ vi≡w≡d a§ a p≡r§onal §light and i§ §wiftly r≡primand≡d with a bill full of wat≡r ov≡r th≡ h≡ad. I am fond of him. ———————————————————— [CA§≡: 3021 | §TATU§: Cont≡nt | LOG: admin’§ lu§u§ §p≡nt th≡ majority of th≡ ritual complaining about th≡ humidity l≡v≡l§ of th≡ ≡nclo§ur≡ and lack of fauna to cha§≡ around during th≡ day. admin will corr≡ct thi§ §hortly. ≡nd not≡.]
Checking on something.
Aw.
Hm? ———————————————————————————————— [CA§≡: 3021 | §TATU§: Curiou§ | LOG: admin i§ §lightly conc≡rn≡d. ≡nd not≡.]
If you know anyon≡ §≡lling an abundanc≡ of §qu≡ak b≡a§t§ for a r≡a§onabl≡ pric≡, pl≡a§≡ do §≡nd th≡m my way. H≡ lov≡§ cha§ing th≡m. ———————————————————————————————— [CA§≡: 3021 | §TATU§: Doubtful | LOG: admin i§ willing to pay abov≡ mark≡t valu≡… ≡nd not≡.]
What in th≡ All Moth≡r w≡r≡ you ch≡cking on and why ar≡ you §aying thi§ und≡r my lu§u§? ------------------------------------------------------------------------ CA§≡: 3021 | §TATU§: ? | LOG: admin i§ mor≡ than §lightly conc≡rn≡d. ≡nd not≡.]
nvm.
I§ thi§ in r≡lation to my lu§u§? I mu§t ≡mpha§iz≡ that I tak≡ th≡§≡ matt≡r§ incr≡dibly §≡riou§ly. I in§i§t you t≡ll m≡. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ [CA§≡: 3021 | §TATU§: ?? | LOG: admin i§ con§id≡rably mor≡ conc≡rn≡d. ≡nd not≡.]
#nsfw #bulgerating @pendingCompliance This is another, uhm, corporate request. It makes me worry about how companies are structured. This particular troll is, uhm, unique in a way I'll get into later. For now, his bulge actually doesn't secrete a smell. Uhm. Outside of normal body musk. His taste is sour...in a good way! Like candy. It weighs 1.6 Pounds. Uhm, he has a unique musculature mutation that I will explain later. Strength: 5. Average, commendable! Pliability: 6. This is fine too! Able to navigate down an unsuspecting maw. Length: 7. Very good for his caste! Uhm. Hhh. Girth: Thisisdifficult. Base is an 8 but the rest is closer to a 4 except for the uhm, tip. X-Factor: 6! So. The unique feature of this bulge is a flat and wider tip. Sort of as a stamp! This is called a rammingfront and is used to break through normal bulge-nook defenses in jousting rituals by forcing your way through their coiling tendrils with a blunt head instead of getting tangled! It. also. Uhm. Allows for GenMat Stamping. Which, while is usually only used in the film industry, can be very playful and fun. I know this is a shorter review but that is what happens with an immaculately cared for bulge of decent statistics with only a small curveball. Thanks for reading.
↗️GROSS.↗️
I’m un§ur≡ if I §hould b≡ flatt≡r≡d at th≡ d≡claration that my bulg≡ i§ “immaculat≡ly car≡d for” or di§turb≡d at th≡ implication that it i§ u§≡d a§ a §ort of batt≡ring ram. Or a §tamp, for that matt≡r. Mu§t I §≡≡ work in ≡v≡rything I do? ——————————————————————————————————— [CA§≡: 3020 | §TATU§: Hhh. | LOG: admin i§ unfamiliar with g≡nmat §tamping and r≡fu§≡§ to gor≡gl≡ it on hi§ work comput≡r, l≡§t h≡ b≡com≡ th≡ puni§h≡≡ rath≡r than th≡ puni§h≡r. ≡nd not≡.]
I am not §urpri§≡d you took th≡ tim≡ to typ≡ out your opinion with gr≡a§≡ and brin≡ cov≡r≡d prong§ that §hould b≡ doing §om≡thing u§≡ful to your §up≡rior§, lik≡ your job p≡rhap§. B≡tt≡r a §tamp than a down tr≡nding arrow, though I §uppo§≡ it mu§t b≡ §ymbolic in a way. ———————————————————————————————— [CA§≡: 3020 | §TATU§: Annoy≡d | LOG: admin i§ not particularly int≡r≡§t≡d in a bulg≡ m≡a§uring cont≡§t with th≡ §ubj≡ct, but it’§ quit≡ cl≡ar who th≡ “§up≡rior” would b≡, r≡gardl≡§§. ≡nd not≡.]
↘️his greed is literally disgusting to me.↘️ ↗️ANY KIND OF NUTRIENT OBJECT PLACED IN FRONT OF HIM, READILY CONSUMED WITHOUT QUESTION.↗️ ↘️his chewgrinders gnashing nigh incoherently, a vicious, mechanical deconstruction of any sustenanceloaf.↘️ ↗️DO NOT EVEN GET ME STARTED.↗️ ↘️dullboy the detested.↘️ ↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0f5794a9ac8d.jpg ↗️
Cu§todial di§r≡§p≡ct a§id≡, pl≡a§≡ do continu≡ to po§t photo§ of your Lu§u§, Mr. Aiaray. It i§ th≡ only thing that mak≡§ §≡≡ing your po§t§ upon my f≡≡d §om≡what tol≡rabl≡. In fact, p≡rhap§ you can incorporat≡ him into all of your po§t§ from thi§ mom≡nt on. ——————————————————————————————————— [CA§≡: 3018 | §TATU§: N≡utral | LOG: admin wi§h≡§ hi§ lu§u§ wa§ a§ willing and abl≡ to ≡at anything a§ thi§ on≡. #ju§tic≡forDullboy
↗️MY WORKSQUARE NEIGHBOR HAS COMPLAINED ONCE MORE THAT MY DANDRUFF HAS BECOME "TOO INTRUSIVE TO THE WORK ENVIRONMENT".↗️ ↘️is there literally nothing i can do to ensure he is placed elsewhere, on some other kind of reassignment.↘️ ↗️I LITERALLY PRAY THAT HE IS SENT OFF-PLANET, AT LONG LAST, EVERY NIGHT.↗️ ↘️he is as sickening as he is effective with a spreadsheet.↘️ ↗️HIS EFFICIENCY WITH GOREGLE SLIDES IS NAUSEATING.↗️
Di§r≡§p≡ctfully, how much dandruff mu§t mu§t you §h≡d for it to b≡ con§id≡r≡d "too intru§iv≡ to th≡ work ≡nvironm≡nt"? I f≡ar my pr≡liminary a§§≡§§m≡nt of you b≡ing a walking inhuman≡ r≡§ourc≡§ nightmar≡ i§ ind≡≡d accurat≡. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ [CA§≡: 3016 | §TATU§: Di§gu§t≡d | LOG: admin r≡comm≡nd§ a §p≡cial brand of lock condition≡r and p≡rhap§ a vi§it to th≡ §ubj≡ct'§ clo§≡§t m≡dicull prof≡§§ional, cov≡r≡d by mo§t appropriat≡ in§uranc≡. ≡nd not≡.]
↘️disrespectfully, i am inviting you to remove your prongs from the innermost sanctities of my business.↘️ ↗️I AM LITERALLY WASHING MYSELF BIWIPELY IN THE OFFICE PRONGSCRUBBING STATION.↗️ ↘️and it has been reduced to a miniscule amount.↘️ ↗️THERE IS JUST A WHINER AMONG US, MISTER ELLAYE.↗️
I hop≡ thi§ biwic≡ly wa§hing i§ in addition to any grooming ritual§ you p≡rform in th≡ §olitud≡ of your own hom≡. Additionally, for th≡ §ak≡ of your cowork≡r§, I hop≡ thi§ wa§hing only appli≡§ to your nugbon≡. If not, I can only pray you ar≡ utilizing th≡ lock m≡chani§m§ at th≡ v≡ry l≡a§t. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ [CA§≡: 3016 | §TATU§: Horrifi≡d | LOG: admin'§ r≡comm≡ndation §till §tand§. invitation ignor≡d. ≡nd not≡.]