♠ hated by @pendingCompliance
↘️i am getting the impression that "dropsy" is not overly fond of you.↘️ ↗️THAT DROPSY MIGHT, ACTUALLY, BE UNIMPRESSED WITH THE ADMINISTRANGLER'S APPEARANCE.↗️ ↘️probably the man bun.↘️ ↗️IF I ABSOLUTELY HAD TO GUESS.↗️
↗️THESE PUZZLES ARE LITERALLY TOO EASY.↗️ ↘️#sudoku.↘️ ↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/285609e37e47.png ↗️
↗️GROSS.↗️
↘️you are all strange, uncouth freaks.↘️
↘️my corporate superiors↘️ ↗️ALL OF WHOM ARE VASTLY MORE PHYSICALLY HONED AND INFINITELY MORE CAPABLE THAN I IN THE OFFICARENA.↗️ ↘️have seen my most recent posts, and admonished me for "needlessly supporting rival companies for my own sake"↘️ ↗️AND↗️ ↘️"haphazardly indoctrinating a wider audience into the feelerplanes of another, lesser llc".↘️ ↗️TO COMPENSATE FOR MY RESIGNATION TO A "LESSER SUPERIOR"↗️ ↘️can you believe that↘️ ↗️THEY HAVE OPTED TO TRY A MORE INTENSIVE, SLAVERING FORM OF CORPORAL PUNISHMENT, REMOVED FROM THE TYPICAL, INNOCUOUS EFFORTS OF PHYSICAL REPRIMANDING.↗️ ↘️i have been ordered, with pointed, iron prong, to remove the pre-chewed pieces of rubber mastication paste from the underplank of my worksquare neighbors' corporate workplatform.↘️ ↗️AND REGRIND IT, WITH MY OWN BLUNTED, USELESS FANGS, INTO A MALLEABLE SUBSTANCE ONCE MORE.↗️ ↘️i cnann allready taste the remmnants of its prior, herbal flahvor.↘️
↗️MY WORKSQUARE NEIGHBOR HAS COMPLAINED ONCE MORE THAT MY DANDRUFF HAS BECOME "TOO INTRUSIVE TO THE WORK ENVIRONMENT".↗️ ↘️is there literally nothing i can do to ensure he is placed elsewhere, on some other kind of reassignment.↘️ ↗️I LITERALLY PRAY THAT HE IS SENT OFF-PLANET, AT LONG LAST, EVERY NIGHT.↗️ ↘️he is as sickening as he is effective with a spreadsheet.↘️ ↗️HIS EFFICIENCY WITH GOREGLE SLIDES IS NAUSEATING.↗️
↗️LAUGHING OUT LOUD.↗️ ↘️i am fishing with one of my greatest bossuperiors right now, and i am having a great time.↘️
↗️WHAT IS THE SOCIAL PUNISHMENT.↗️ ↘️i am seeing a lot of discussion about the lesser castes, which i literally could not care less about in this situation.↘️ ↗️THEY ARE LARGELY IRRELEVANT.↗️ ↘️and ultimately unnecessary to our conversation.↘️ ↗️IF I HAD IT MY WAY, REPITON WOULD ADVANCE TO ALTERNIA'S LEVEL OF EMPLOYEE PUNISHMENT.↗️ ↘️zero absconders off the social ladder, zero lost hours, zero unpunched cards, this is a keen way of maintaining order within the confines of a highly efficient investment agency.↘️ ↗️THERE IS SOMETHING TO BE LEARNED ABOUT ALLOWING THOSE AT THE TOP TO DELIVER PHYSICAL RECONDITIONING TO THOSE BELOW THEM.↗️ ↘️a blunt, intrusive object to correct poor behavior.↘️ ↗️OR POOR POSTURE.↗️ ↘️the bite of some makeshift instrument like a pointer or umbrella or cane will have every lowly salarytroll yowling into position, cowering in their place.↘️ ↗️RIGHTFULLY.↗️
↗️THE PRONGS OF A TRUE INHUMANE RESOURCES OFFICER SHOULD BE JUST AS VICIOUS AS THEY ARE UNYIELDING.↗️ ↘️an iron grip, unwavering on the scruff of rambunctious lesser employees and capital-squandering punchcarders.↘️ ↗️I AM UNSURE WHY YOU WOULD WANT TO DULL THAT ASPECT.↗️ ↘️that is like removing your sparkle.↘️ ↗️LESSENING YOUR EFFICIENCY.↗️
↗️WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN.↗️
↗️OKAY, BUT I AM READING THEM AS YOU TYPE THEM, AND I AM PRACTICALLY SETTLING THEM INTO MY DIGESTION CHAMBER FOR FURTHER PROCESSING.↗️ ↘️they are out in the open.↘️