I arriv≡ at work an hour prior to th≡ ≡mploy≡≡§ §kitt≡ring in, chatting about th≡ir p≡r§onal liv≡§ loud a§ you pl≡a§≡. Th≡ §il≡nc≡ i§ a nic≡ r≡pri≡v≡. I partak≡ in my fir§t cup of §ludg≡ for th≡ day, §om≡thing for m≡ and m≡ alon≡. Th≡ §≡cond i§ a favor to th≡ ≡mploy≡≡§. I am told it mak≡§ m≡ mor≡ pl≡a§ant. ———————————————————— [CA§≡: 3009 | §TATU§: Qui≡t | LOG: admin do≡§ not und≡r§tand ≡mploy≡≡§’ t≡nd≡ncy to hav≡ p≡r§onal conv≡r§ation§ in th≡ hallway right out§id≡ of admin’§ offic≡. admin do≡§ not wi§h to know about ≡mploy≡≡’§ 9th fail≡d mat≡§prit§hip. ≡nd not≡.]
Employees that keep their personal lives to themselves are hard to find these days. What happened to good old fashioned shame? - MC Oleana
↗️THE PRONGS OF A TRUE INHUMANE RESOURCES OFFICER SHOULD BE JUST AS VICIOUS AS THEY ARE UNYIELDING.↗️ ↘️an iron grip, unwavering on the scruff of rambunctious lesser employees and capital-squandering punchcarders.↘️ ↗️I AM UNSURE WHY YOU WOULD WANT TO DULL THAT ASPECT.↗️ ↘️that is like removing your sparkle.↘️ ↗️LESSENING YOUR EFFICIENCY.↗️
§ham≡ i§n’t in th≡§≡ troll§’ vocabulary, that much i§ ≡vid≡nt. Nor i§ §≡lf-pr≡§≡rvation, appar≡ntly, ba§≡d on th≡ information th≡y §har≡ whil≡ §tanding by th≡ wat≡r cool≡r. Tim≡ th≡ft, mi§u§≡ of company r≡§ourc≡§, and §o on. ———————————————————————————————— [CA§≡: 3009 | §TATU§: Tir≡d | LOG: ≡mploy≡≡§ mu§t not r≡aliz≡ that all braggart§ of tim≡ th≡ft and mi§u§≡ of company prop≡rty ar≡ §wiftly r≡port≡d to upp≡r mangl≡m≡nt by th≡ admin. ≡nd log.]
Don’t worry, ≡v≡n aft≡r my §≡cond cup of §ludg≡ I §till hav≡ ≡nough “§parkl≡” to k≡≡p th≡ whol≡ §how running. By 8:30 am, ≡mploy≡≡§ ar≡ finding n≡w and cr≡ativ≡ way§ to t≡§t my pati≡nc≡. Th≡y ar≡ puni§h≡d accordingly. ———————————————————————————————— [CA§≡: 3009 | §TATU§: Annoy≡d | LOG: admin would §oon≡r tak≡ advic≡ from a fr≡§hly hatch≡d grub on th≡ qualiti≡§ of a tru≡ inhuman≡ r≡§ourc≡§ prof≡§§ional than th≡ §ubj≡ct. ≡nd not≡.]
↘️how.↘️
If I had my way, it would b≡ ind≡finit≡ r≡a§§ignm≡nt to th≡ Black D≡pth§. How≡v≡r, I hav≡ b≡≡n told thi§ “n≡gativ≡ly impact§ our m≡tric§” and “d≡cr≡a§≡§ productivity” and “will c≡rtainly r≡§ult in pr≡matur≡ culling.” P§ionic §iphoning i§ a good on≡, wh≡n applicabl≡. D≡motion to int≡rn §tatu§. ≡v≡ry onc≡ in a whil≡ a r≡duction in pay do≡§ th≡ trick. ———————————————————————————————— [CA§≡: 3009 | §TATU§: Agitat≡d | LOG: di§ciplinary action primarily appli≡§ to troll low≡r on th≡ h≡mo§p≡ctrum, though upp≡r mangl≡m≡nt ha§ giv≡n admin di§cr≡tion to u§≡ form§ of “§ocial puni§hm≡nt” for high blood§, a§ w≡ll. ≡nd not≡.]
↗️WHAT IS THE SOCIAL PUNISHMENT.↗️ ↘️i am seeing a lot of discussion about the lesser castes, which i literally could not care less about in this situation.↘️ ↗️THEY ARE LARGELY IRRELEVANT.↗️ ↘️and ultimately unnecessary to our conversation.↘️ ↗️IF I HAD IT MY WAY, REPITON WOULD ADVANCE TO ALTERNIA'S LEVEL OF EMPLOYEE PUNISHMENT.↗️ ↘️zero absconders off the social ladder, zero lost hours, zero unpunched cards, this is a keen way of maintaining order within the confines of a highly efficient investment agency.↘️ ↗️THERE IS SOMETHING TO BE LEARNED ABOUT ALLOWING THOSE AT THE TOP TO DELIVER PHYSICAL RECONDITIONING TO THOSE BELOW THEM.↗️ ↘️a blunt, intrusive object to correct poor behavior.↘️ ↗️OR POOR POSTURE.↗️ ↘️the bite of some makeshift instrument like a pointer or umbrella or cane will have every lowly salarytroll yowling into position, cowering in their place.↘️ ↗️RIGHTFULLY.↗️
§ocial puni§hm≡nt i§ normally §ubj≡cting th≡m to a public admoni§hm≡nt in front of th≡ ≡ntir≡ t≡am. Call th≡ir “§up≡riority” into qu≡§tion. At tim≡§ w≡ will plac≡ th≡m on “hiv≡ a§§ignm≡nt” and fr≡≡z≡ th≡ir a§§≡t§, only allowing purcha§≡§ to b≡ approv≡d through our financ≡ t≡am and upp≡r mangl≡m≡nt. Your d≡§ir≡ only for corporal puni§hm≡nt §how§ your §hort-§ight≡dn≡§§. Th≡r≡ ar≡ oth≡r mod≡§ of control that ar≡ ≡qually a§ §w≡≡t and ju§t. ———————————————————————————————— [CA§≡: 3009 | §TATU§: Agitat≡d | LOG: admin i§ un§ur≡ if §ubj≡ct wi§h≡§ to b≡ th≡ puni§h≡r or th≡ puni§h≡≡, but admin ha§ a gu≡§§. ≡nd not≡.]
↘️i am seeing the virtues of your forward thinking.↘️ ↗️YOU HIGH SOCIETY.↗️ ↘️this is something i have never considered before.↘️ ↗️TO BE SCRUFFED AND HELD, WEAKLY, IN FRONT OF THOSE WHO CAN NOT EVEN BARE TO RAISE A PHYSICAL STRIKE AGAINST YOU.↗️ ↘️you are not even worth touching.↘️ ↗️WOW.↗️