Hello, dear readers. I am happy to announce my recent headshots have come in. To any excited fans or preying tabloid eyes, please be sure to use this approved image of yours truly from now on. Thank you. https://i.ibb.co/kVq58MtJ/IMG-8776.jpg
They’re called headshots because they are portraits in which the focus is on the subject's face. If this is a cruel threat onto my life, know that bigger fish than you have tried me.
I appreciate your reply but for future reference, adding an ‘I think’ on a lady’s portrait reads as backhanded and disingenuous, which is a tonal indication that I am sure is below you, Mr. Egbert.
OF COURSE! THOUGH TO BE CLEAR, THE COMMUNICATION THERE WAS ENTIRELY INTENTIONAL. I AM STILL PROCESSING MY OWN EMOTIONS REGARDING YOUR FACE AND WILL AMEND MY REACTION WITH A SEPARATE REPLY IN THE FUTURE IF THAT THOUGHT RESOLVES ITSELF. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY DICTION! IT'S AN HONOR TO HAVE SUCH SKILLED EYES PROVIDING ASSISTANCE TOWARDS MY DIGITAL PENMANSHIP! POST REPLY.