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https://preview.redd.it/nanna-edits-over-pin-ups-not-porn-but-it-is-pin-ups-so-v0-3i65tovbdxog1.jpg?width=1012&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b767fcfdec969c435350604513ed1f0463526f9 How naughty! Hoo hoo hoo! This image was uploaded by u/t4n3l1 on r/nannaspritefuckers (very inappropiate name! they should change it!)

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Baking an old recipe my mother taught me, grub pie. She only baked it once since she never had much luck with making grubs but now I have a way bigger supply

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Hoo hoo! I am sure the lot of you anticipated some grand buffoonery from yours truly the night prior, perhaps jacks in your soles and cakes aplenty. Alas, I had failed to inform the lot of you, that the first of April is my break from the tomfoolery. 365 days of japes does take something out of a man..

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<3-The-ultimate-prank...-No-prank-at-all.-Masterfully-done-Colonel.

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Some may consider it lame, but anticipation without follow-up does have a place in comedy. I thank you for your words, Pugilistic friend.

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TITTY RAY OR SMTH HTTPS://I.REDD.IT/T2WP62CR9OSG1.JPEG

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ah!

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I feel personally attacked. What gives? I thought we had something.

YOU SEEM LIKE YOU WOULD ENJOY GETTING TITTY RAYED BY NANNA

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Not if it's going to make me explode.

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TITS EXPLODE

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

I'M ALREADY LACKING IN THAT DEPARTMENT COME ON.

TITTY PULVERISATION

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that was a very good cream pie I pulled on john, happy #aprilfools

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nanna no you KNOW what that means now!!!!!!!!

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Hoo hoo hoo!

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Just creamed john all over his face, Hoo hoo hoo!! It was hilarious!

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Someone tell John to come out of his room and to get here in the kitchen please

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Planning something very big for today, I'll keep you updated

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My bed wishes to @ectoBiologist#5688 I hope he handles knowing his wife cheated

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i am certain she didn't!

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@nannaEgbert[NE]

The news said so

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

that news source is just tabloid jargon!

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Oh, ok then

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Dave I am very disappointed in you. Someone died because of your actions @dstrider

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My ice cream is gone!

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Can someone please tell me what is this thing called 'yuri' Is it a baked good?

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It's when two+ wo+men kiss.

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@nannaEgbert[NE]

Oh! Then I love Yuri

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I'm expecting hate kids!!!

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OMFG

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Marmalade!

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Just finished watching some stuff. I think I like cream pies in both sense of the word #nsfw

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@totesGruesome[TG]

im so proud of u

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oh!!!!! well!!! good for you nana i think!!!!

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Just put some cream in @totesGruesome and @flightyBroad faces! Hoo hoo hoo! That's what you get for being a meanie

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@totesGruesome[TG]

u rly got me good nanna

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I feel sticky and wrong. I have learned my lesson.

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damn can i get some cream on my face next

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@nannaEgbert[NE]

You won't even know when it happens! Hoo hoo hoo!

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me too nanna

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HELL fuckin yeah

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A crime pie might cross your way one of this days, Hoo hoo hoo!

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Typo, sorry dear

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@totesGruesome and @flightyBroad are refusing to tell me something important so I will put cream pies in their faces! Hoo hoo hoo!

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oh nanna.......

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This is the last chance, tell me or you are getting cream pied

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im willing 2 die fr this cause

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Cream me.

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Fills me with shame. But I cannot leak. I must hold it in.

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@nannaEgbert[NE]

That's what I will do if you don't tell me! You are being really mean!

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what are you two doing to my nanna.

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It's what she does to us, John. We have done utterly nothing untoward or otherwise. She is threatening us. With cream.

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D:

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Ok, I'm done with the cream pie I will now throw it in John's face! Hoo hoo hoo!

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

i am begging you to just check urban dictionary or something!

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@nannaEgbert[NE]

Oh, oh my

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

please tell me you did not click the orange website.

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It's like what I used to do with your grandpa! I'm saving this website for later

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i'm... relieved you are not horrified at least.

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@flightyBroad @totesGruesome i am watching you two.

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Why would I? It's just pornography. Actually did you know I used to model for playboy?

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i uh... i did not know that no! honestly it is difficult to know which old people might be cool with it and which ones might be more on the prudish side i guess and get a heart attack or something. not that you can even get a heart attack but you know what i mean.

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john ur grandma is a fucking legend

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Well thank you roxxane

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Doing cream pie right now, will show the results later

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oh!

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Never ask a woman how much she masses, learned it the hard way

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Might an exception be made in your case? My cloying curiosity grows. More than I may have to find myself saddled with unnecessary feelings the longer I do not know with any degree of certainty.

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Sprites don't have a physical mass as they are representations of spirits

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I have never experienced a more profound disappointment in my life.

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If it makes you any less disappointed, when I was still alive I was around 160 lbs. And my body still looks mostly the same

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I have been outfreaking you since before you were all born! Hoo hoo hoo!

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@totesGruesome[TG]

thats rite get their asses nanna u tell em

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