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Guys, my yahoo internet search engine isn't working. Please help

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Try askjeeves.

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Have you tried Bing?

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internet explorer will work dw

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Yahoo, please show me some cute boys kissing!

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Baking an old recipe my mother taught me, grub pie. She only baked it once since she never had much luck with making grubs but now I have a way bigger supply

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that was a very good cream pie I pulled on john, happy #aprilfools

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nanna no you KNOW what that means now!!!!!!!!

Hoo hoo hoo!

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Just creamed john all over his face, Hoo hoo hoo!! It was hilarious!

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Someone tell John to come out of his room and to get here in the kitchen please

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Planning something very big for today, I'll keep you updated

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My bed wishes to @ectoBiologist#5688 I hope he handles knowing his wife cheated

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i am certain she didn't!

The news said so

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that news source is just tabloid jargon!

Oh, ok then

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Dave I am very disappointed in you. Someone died because of your actions @dstrider

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My ice cream is gone!

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Can someone please tell me what is this thing called 'yuri' Is it a baked good?

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It's when two+ wo+men kiss.

Oh! Then I love Yuri

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I'm expecting hate kids!!!

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OMFG

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Marmalade!

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Just finished watching some stuff. I think I like cream pies in both sense of the word #nsfw

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im so proud of u

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oh!!!!! well!!! good for you nana i think!!!!

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Just put some cream in @totesGruesome and @flightyBroad faces! Hoo hoo hoo! That's what you get for being a meanie

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u rly got me good nanna

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I feel sticky and wrong. I have learned my lesson.

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damn can i get some cream on my face next

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You won't even know when it happens! Hoo hoo hoo!

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me too nanna

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HELL fuckin yeah

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A crime pie might cross your way one of this days, Hoo hoo hoo!

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Typo, sorry dear

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@totesGruesome and @flightyBroad are refusing to tell me something important so I will put cream pies in their faces! Hoo hoo hoo!

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oh nanna.......

This is the last chance, tell me or you are getting cream pied

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im willing 2 die fr this cause

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Cream me.

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Fills me with shame. But I cannot leak. I must hold it in.

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That's what I will do if you don't tell me! You are being really mean!

what are you two doing to my nanna.

It's what she does to us, John. We have done utterly nothing untoward or otherwise. She is threatening us. With cream.

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D:

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Ok, I'm done with the cream pie I will now throw it in John's face! Hoo hoo hoo!

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i am begging you to just check urban dictionary or something!

Oh, oh my

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please tell me you did not click the orange website.

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It's like what I used to do with your grandpa! I'm saving this website for later

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i'm... relieved you are not horrified at least.

@flightyBroad @totesGruesome i am watching you two.

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Why would I? It's just pornography. Actually did you know I used to model for playboy?

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i uh... i did not know that no! honestly it is difficult to know which old people might be cool with it and which ones might be more on the prudish side i guess and get a heart attack or something. not that you can even get a heart attack but you know what i mean.

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john ur grandma is a fucking legend

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Well thank you roxxane

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Doing cream pie right now, will show the results later

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oh!

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Never ask a woman how much she masses, learned it the hard way

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Might an exception be made in your case? My cloying curiosity grows. More than I may have to find myself saddled with unnecessary feelings the longer I do not know with any degree of certainty.

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Sprites don't have a physical mass as they are representations of spirits

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I have never experienced a more profound disappointment in my life.

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If it makes you any less disappointed, when I was still alive I was around 160 lbs. And my body still looks mostly the same

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I have been outfreaking you since before you were all born! Hoo hoo hoo!

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thats rite get their asses nanna u tell em

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