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@nannaEgbert

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JOHN (OR PERHAPS MY MOTHER) HARD BOILED ALL OF MY BAKING EGGS. WHAT TO DO ABOUT THIS CONUNDRUM.

Kult: +15

Kull: +15

Total: 30

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@nannaEgbert[NE]

Hoo hoo hoo!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

sami (derogatory)

@deadlyMadness[DM]

beat they asses

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@nannaEgbert[NE]

I don't think he can!

WHAT IS A 'DILF'?

Kult: +35

Kull: +35

Total: 70

Ratio: 1.00

@urbanishExpositor[UE]

... guys how do wE tEll him? hE's too purE

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Total: 5

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@nannaEgbert[NE]

Abbreviation of "Dad I'd like to fuck"

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@nannaEgbert[NE]

Already did

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@urbanishExpositor[UE]

damn, no hEsitation, huh?

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@nannaEgbert[NE]

It's called direct parenting, Hoo hoo hoo!

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JOHN. WHERE IS THE LEFTOVER CASSEROLE I PUT IN THE FRIDGE.

Kult: +19

Kull: +15

Total: 34

Ratio: 1.27

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@nannaEgbert[NE]

I ate it.

Kull: +2

Total: 2

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MOTHER. THAT CASSEROLE WAS FOR THE OFFICE POTLUCK. I'LL BE A LAUGHING STOCK.

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@nannaEgbert[NE]

Don't worry I'll make some with my awesome sprite powers, it'll be ready in no time

Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

i feel like the only one who takes being a god seriously :p it sucks!

Kult: +20

Kull: +15

Total: 35

Ratio: 1.33

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@nannaEgbert[NE]

Why are you evil, John?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

because it is fun and also less frusterating.

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@nannaEgbert[NE]

But it's mean!

deep breaths.

The Heir/ess ever changing; she is always who he is.

Jinxed!

this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!

#TeamRing

This user pulled off the greatest heist of the century.

@gadaboutTrickster[GT]

with birthday on the horizon i really should start preparing counter measures for any pranks to be.

Kult: +29

Kull: +37

Total: 66

Ratio: 0.78

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@nannaEgbert[NE]

You will not be able to counter measure everything! I have been preparing for the whole year

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deep breaths.

The Heir/ess ever changing; she is always who he is.

Jinxed!

this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!

#TeamRing

This user pulled off the greatest heist of the century.

@gadaboutTrickster[GT]

nanna as long as you leave certain traditions at the door!

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@nannaEgbert[NE]

Like what? The creampies? I know you love my creampies in your face, sweetie!

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deep breaths.

The Heir/ess ever changing; she is always who he is.

Jinxed!

this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!

#TeamRing

This user pulled off the greatest heist of the century.

@gadaboutTrickster[GT]

dodging pies is fine- please dont say if like that.

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@nannaEgbert[NE]

Hoo hoo hoo! Why not, sweetie? You don't like getting creampied by your sweet old nanna?

Kull: +5

Total: 5

RICHY MCMUFFINS

@chaoticTechnician[CT]

HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/ACHECWA0VHDP6DU4/RDT_20260402_1349104529116199073545100.JPG IMAGE SOO GOOD I'MA POST IT TWICE

Kult: +15

Kull: +25

Total: 40

Ratio: 0.60

Rose Lalonde, the Woegothe Curatrix

𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃

𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.

Observed.

This user is being watched.

Barely Survived

On Alternia... "Culled" is not always a permanent state.

A Truly Horrible Goose

Please secure all noisemakers around this user! We wouldn't want any accidents.

ɬiqaya

This user loves the slip-sliding traveler, the charming snail.

Jinxed!

this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!

Bad Squishy!

Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.

She would never.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@nannaEgbert[NE]

Well if you say so, Hoo hoo hoo!

Kull: +5

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@nannaEgbert[NE]

that was a very good cream pie I pulled on john, happy #aprilfools

Kult: +22

Kull: +10

Total: 32

Ratio: 2.20

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bisexual

love yourself

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@ectoBiolojest[EB]

nanna no you KNOW what that means now!!!!!!!!

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@nannaEgbert[NE]

Hoo hoo hoo!

Scarab Lord Rose B. Lalonde

Sweet By Another Name

This user sure is.

Lavender Menace

A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.

Sara Selected

This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.

Bad Squishy!

Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.

Hallowhiskers

This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!

Nuka Cola CAPitalist

Poised to detonate the soft drink market on October 23, 2077!

N'Zot Like Other Girls

This user's third eye has opened.

@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

Following the latest presidential mandate, have some #yuriposting https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/2/cb112a613991b8f27c765e639d42eb5d6fb66ec2.png #nsfw

#nsfw #yuriposting

Kult: +55

Kull: +5

Total: 60

Ratio: 11.00

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@nannaEgbert[NE]

This is great, dear

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Total: 5

John Egbert - Earth F

@ectoBiologist[EB]

I feel bad for the other timelines that are missing certain people :( so far we've been super lucky, but others haven't been

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Kull: +5

Total: 20

Ratio: 3.00

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@nannaEgbert[NE]

It's so sad that won't stay that lucky

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@nannaEgbert[NE]

My bed wishes to @ectoBiologist#5688 I hope he handles knowing his wife cheated

Kult: +20

Kull: +20

Total: 40

Ratio: 1.00

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bisexual

love yourself

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@ectoBiolojest[EB]

i am certain she didn't!

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@nannaEgbert[NE]

The news said so

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bisexual

love yourself

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@ectoBiolojest[EB]

that news source is just tabloid jargon!

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@nannaEgbert[NE]

Oh, ok then

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transgender

love yourself

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This user officially supports Yuri.

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@gardenGesellschaft[GG]

do i count as a milf? time sensitive :)

Kult: +20

Kull: +15

Total: 35

Ratio: 1.33

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@nannaEgbert[NE]

Do you have descendants?

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transgender

love yourself

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This user officially supports Yuri.

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@gardenGesellschaft[GG]

i have a grandson :)

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@nannaEgbert[NE]

Well if you raised him then I guess your own milf territory, maybe even gilf!