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Dad Egbert

@pipeFan

PROUD FATHER. FINANCE WORKER.

Blood: AnonymousAge: 43 years20 sweepsKult Score: 187Kull Score: 1504 followers 1 following

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ORIGINAL CHITTS|REPLIES

EGGS BREAD MILK BUTTER DIET SODA PEANUTS LEMONS APPLES CHEESE DOUBLE CREAM

Kult: +45

Kull: +35

Total: 80

Ratio: 1.29

Is this your grocery list?

↩ @justDirk[JD]

NO IT IS MY LIST OF BABY NAMES. OBVIOUSLY IT IS MY GROCERY LIST.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @pipeFan[PF]

Don't fucking sass me. Old ass.

↩ @justDirk[JD]

IF YOU DON'T WANT STUPID ANSWERS DON'T ASK STUPID QUESTIONS.

↩ @pipeFan[PF]

Why are you posting your grocery list on chittr?

↩ @justDirk[JD]

WHERE ELSE WOULD I POST IT?

↩ @pipeFan[PF]

Nowhere. Put it on your fridge.

I WAS TOLD TO STOP USING MY 'DAD VOICE' DURING SEX. I CONFESS TO NOT KNOWING WHAT VOICE THAT IS. #nsfw

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Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

I'M CONSIDERING SMOTHERING MY HUSBAND SO HE CEASES THIS INCESSANT SNORING.

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JOHN (OR PERHAPS MY MOTHER) HARD BOILED ALL OF MY BAKING EGGS. WHAT TO DO ABOUT THIS CONUNDRUM.

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Total: 70

Ratio: 1.00

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COOK AS NORMAL. ADD SuLFuR. TO TASTE. SHOuLD COME OuT FINE.

@dulcetIngenue[DI]

⇐ Do Not Despair! There Are Some Baking Recipes That Can Use Hard Boiled Eggs Actually!

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@nannaEgbert[NE]

Hoo hoo hoo!

Kult: +5

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@deadlyMadness[DM]

beat they asses

↩ @deadlyMadness[DM]

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@nannaEgbert[NE]

I don't think he can!

↩ @deadlyMadness[DM]

ABSOLUTELY NOT

↩ @pipeFan[PF]

sami (derogatory)

@deadlyMadness[DM]

well idk what to do other than that

GOOD, AND I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH, FUCKING LORD.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

THE PRICE OF BUTTER HAS GONE UP AGAIN. DISGRACEFUL.

Kult: +49

Kull: +20

Total: 69

Ratio: 2.45

@chillerAficionado[CA]

My bad, big dog.

Have they?

@epsilonCatatonia[EC]

you tell em man

@healerValvia[HV]

are you in need of butter? i have some butter i made from scratch that i can spare for a fellow soul.

WHAT ON EARTH IS OCCURING ON THIS WEBSITE.

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Total: 95

Ratio: 1.11

@tickingGodhead[TG]

lotta uhhh smut stuff its kinda crazy

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↩ @tickingGodhead[TG]

WHAT IS 'SMUT STUFF'?

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↩ @pipeFan[PF]

@tickingGodhead[TG]

yknow sex

↩ @tickingGodhead[TG]

WHAT?

↩ @tickingGodhead[TG]

I'M JUST KIDDING. I KNOW WHAT SEX IS.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @pipeFan[PF]

@tickingGodhead[TG]

i would sure hope so mr e how else was john made lol

↩ @tickingGodhead[TG]

I FOUND HIM IN A DITCH AS A BABY.

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Total: 5

↩ @pipeFan[PF]

@tickingGodhead[TG]

heart shattering truly

WHAT IS A 'DILF'?

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Total: 130

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@nannaEgbert[NE]

Abbreviation of "Dad I'd like to fuck"

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Total: 5

↩ @urbanishExpositor[UE]

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@nannaEgbert[NE]

Already did

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@walkstabwalK[WK]

dad i'll like to fuck

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Total: 5

sami (derogatory)

@deadlyMadness[DM]

dad id love to fuck

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↩ @nannaEgbert[NE]

@urbanishExpositor[UE]

damn, no hEsitation, huh?

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↩ @urbanishExpositor[UE]

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@nannaEgbert[NE]

It's called direct parenting, Hoo hoo hoo!

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↩ @nannaEgbert[NE]

YES THANK YOU MOTHER. YOUR FORTHRIGHT FORM OF PARENTING HAS ALWAYS BEEN A BLESSING.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@tickingGodhead[TG]

it means "dad id like to fuck" and frankly would

↩ @tickingGodhead[TG]

WOULD WHAT?

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Total: 5

↩ @pipeFan[PF]

@tickingGodhead[TG]

uhhhuhhh uhhh

THIS MORNING ON MY COMMUTE I SAW NO LESS THAN THREE TRAMPOLINES IN FRONT YARDS. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TIRE SWING? IT SEEMS KIDS THESE DAYS PREFER OTHER FORMS OF VESTIBULAR ENTERTAINMENT...

Kult: +20

Kull: +15

Total: 35

Ratio: 1.33

@walkstabwalK[WK]

to be fair, one of kids has decided that looney tunes trapping the house is her form of entertainment so

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JOHN. WHERE IS THE LEFTOVER CASSEROLE I PUT IN THE FRIDGE.

Kult: +19

Kull: +15

Total: 34

Ratio: 1.27

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@nannaEgbert[NE]

I ate it.

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Total: 2

↩ @nannaEgbert[NE]

MOTHER. THAT CASSEROLE WAS FOR THE OFFICE POTLUCK. I'LL BE A LAUGHING STOCK.

↩ @pipeFan[PF]

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@nannaEgbert[NE]

Don't worry I'll make some with my awesome sprite powers, it'll be ready in no time