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Dad Egbert

@pipeFan

HE/HIM. PROUD FATHER. FINANCE EXECUTIVE. BISEXUAL. BAKING ENTHUSIAST.

Blood: AnonymousAge: 43 years20 sweepsKult Score: 207Kull Score: 1705 followers 1 following

♥ liked ♠ hated ♦ pitied ♣ mediated

ORIGINAL CHITTS|REPLIES

WHAT IS AN 'OMEGA'?

Kult: +10

Kull: +10

Total: 20

Ratio: 1.00

bisexual

love yourself

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

NOT QUITE SURE.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Roxy Lalonde (Neko)

verifiably kitty

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

Chittrclan

Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!

Hallowhiskers

This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!

You know, like, Nya?

This user bears the curse of a bygone era.

#ABCC RSVP

Adorabloodthirsty Cinemassacre Club-Goer

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@tipsynekoGnostalgic[TG]

dont worory about it pls just ingoer it *worry *ingore

HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON

Kult: +10

Kull: +10

Total: 20

Ratio: 1.00

D. Eliezer Strider [HC!AU]

Verified

A user of established repute

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

Patron

A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

About three of them actually, and two of your daughters

↩ @hollywoodGodhead[HG]

EXCELLENT. I AM EXTREMELY PROUD OF THEM ALL. :)

A YOUNG MAN AT THE WALMART ATTEMPTED TO GIVE ME HIS PHONE NUMBER. TODAY IS A STRANGE DAY.

Kult: +25

Kull: +15

Total: 40

Ratio: 1.67

@insecureNature[IN]

Just Accept It Dad. Call The Man.

↩ @insecureNature[IN]

HE IS NOT PROVIDING ANY GOODS OR SERVICES I AM INTRIGUED BY.

↩ @pipeFan[PF]

@insecureNature[IN]

He Was A Twink, Huh? You Like Em Tall, Dark And Handsome?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

EGGS BREAD MILK BUTTER DIET SODA PEANUTS LEMONS APPLES CHEESE DOUBLE CREAM

Kult: +45

Kull: +35

Total: 80

Ratio: 1.29

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A user of established repute

Is this your grocery list?

↩ @justDirk[JD]

NO IT IS MY LIST OF BABY NAMES. OBVIOUSLY IT IS MY GROCERY LIST.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @pipeFan[PF]

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A user of established repute

Don't fucking sass me. Old ass.

↩ @justDirk[JD]

IF YOU DON'T WANT STUPID ANSWERS DON'T ASK STUPID QUESTIONS.

↩ @pipeFan[PF]

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A user of established repute

Why are you posting your grocery list on chittr?

↩ @justDirk[JD]

WHERE ELSE WOULD I POST IT?

↩ @pipeFan[PF]

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A user of established repute

Nowhere. Put it on your fridge.

I WAS TOLD TO STOP USING MY 'DAD VOICE' DURING SEX. I CONFESS TO NOT KNOWING WHAT VOICE THAT IS. #nsfw

Kult: +7

Total: 7

I'M CONSIDERING SMOTHERING MY HUSBAND SO HE CEASES THIS INCESSANT SNORING.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

JOHN (OR PERHAPS MY MOTHER) HARD BOILED ALL OF MY BAKING EGGS. WHAT TO DO ABOUT THIS CONUNDRUM.

Kult: +30

Kull: +30

Total: 60

Ratio: 1.00

CEO OF SEX

LEGALIZED SEX MARRIAGE. AND OuT OF MARRIAGE. REALLY. ALL SEX.

Staff

Part of the Chittr team

COOK AS NORMAL. ADD SuLFuR. TO TASTE. SHOuLD COME OuT FINE.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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A user of established repute

@nannaEgbert[NE]

Hoo hoo hoo!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

sami (derogatory)

@deadlyMadness[DM]

beat they asses

↩ @deadlyMadness[DM]

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A user of established repute

@nannaEgbert[NE]

I don't think he can!

↩ @deadlyMadness[DM]

ABSOLUTELY NOT

↩ @pipeFan[PF]

sami (derogatory)

@deadlyMadness[DM]

well idk what to do other than that

GOOD, AND I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH, FUCKING LORD.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

THE PRICE OF BUTTER HAS GONE UP AGAIN. DISGRACEFUL.

Kult: +47

Kull: +20

Total: 67

Ratio: 2.35

YUCKY PENNY

This user is reviled beyond sins God ever envisioned.

Unraisinably Hated 100K

This Casper is so loathed it's two unraisinable.

Keykeeper

This user holds the keys to the Inbetween.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

#TagYoureIt

#Its #An #Addiction

OZA-TAP Official

This user is committed to the OZA-TAP mission.

i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ

ffriendd of ffourss

@chillerAficionado[CA]

My bad, big dog.

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A user of established repute

Have they?

@epsilonCatatonia[EC]

you tell em man

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A user of established repute

@healerValvia[HV]

are you in need of butter? i have some butter i made from scratch that i can spare for a fellow soul.

WHAT ON EARTH IS OCCURING ON THIS WEBSITE.

Kult: +50

Kull: +45

Total: 95

Ratio: 1.11

@tickingGodhead[TG]

lotta uhhh smut stuff its kinda crazy

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @tickingGodhead[TG]

WHAT IS 'SMUT STUFF'?

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @pipeFan[PF]

@tickingGodhead[TG]

yknow sex

↩ @tickingGodhead[TG]

WHAT?

↩ @tickingGodhead[TG]

I'M JUST KIDDING. I KNOW WHAT SEX IS.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @pipeFan[PF]

@tickingGodhead[TG]

i would sure hope so mr e how else was john made lol

↩ @tickingGodhead[TG]

I FOUND HIM IN A DITCH AS A BABY.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @pipeFan[PF]

@tickingGodhead[TG]

heart shattering truly

WHAT IS A 'DILF'?

Kult: +65

Kull: +65

Total: 130

Ratio: 1.00

Verified

A user of established repute

@nannaEgbert[NE]

Abbreviation of "Dad I'd like to fuck"

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @urbanishExpositor[UE]

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A user of established repute

@nannaEgbert[NE]

Already did

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

I miss my wife Tails

this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)

Dedicated Courier

Snow, rain, heat, and gloom of night cannot keep this user from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.

brotherly love.

it's tough. unbreakable.

Observed.

This user is being watched.

Pitch One

This user vacillates pitch black.

@walkstabwalK[WK]

dad i'll like to fuck

Kull: +5

Total: 5

sami (derogatory)

@deadlyMadness[DM]

dad id love to fuck

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @nannaEgbert[NE]

@urbanishExpositor[UE]

damn, no hEsitation, huh?

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @urbanishExpositor[UE]

Verified

A user of established repute

@nannaEgbert[NE]

It's called direct parenting, Hoo hoo hoo!

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @nannaEgbert[NE]

YES THANK YOU MOTHER. YOUR FORTHRIGHT FORM OF PARENTING HAS ALWAYS BEEN A BLESSING.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@tickingGodhead[TG]

it means "dad id like to fuck" and frankly would

↩ @tickingGodhead[TG]

WOULD WHAT?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @pipeFan[PF]

@tickingGodhead[TG]

uhhhuhhh uhhh

THIS MORNING ON MY COMMUTE I SAW NO LESS THAN THREE TRAMPOLINES IN FRONT YARDS. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TIRE SWING? IT SEEMS KIDS THESE DAYS PREFER OTHER FORMS OF VESTIBULAR ENTERTAINMENT...

Kult: +20

Kull: +15

Total: 35

Ratio: 1.33

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

I miss my wife Tails

this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)

Dedicated Courier

Snow, rain, heat, and gloom of night cannot keep this user from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.

brotherly love.

it's tough. unbreakable.

Observed.

This user is being watched.

Pitch One

This user vacillates pitch black.

@walkstabwalK[WK]

to be fair, one of kids has decided that looney tunes trapping the house is her form of entertainment so

Kull: +5

Total: 5

JOHN. WHERE IS THE LEFTOVER CASSEROLE I PUT IN THE FRIDGE.

Kult: +19

Kull: +15

Total: 34

Ratio: 1.27

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A user of established repute

@nannaEgbert[NE]

I ate it.

Kull: +2

Total: 2

↩ @nannaEgbert[NE]

MOTHER. THAT CASSEROLE WAS FOR THE OFFICE POTLUCK. I'LL BE A LAUGHING STOCK.

↩ @pipeFan[PF]

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@nannaEgbert[NE]

Don't worry I'll make some with my awesome sprite powers, it'll be ready in no time