Dad Egbert

D. Eliezer Strider [HC!AU]

@pipeFan[PF]

HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON

Kult: +10

Kull: +10

Total: 20

Ratio: 1.00

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This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

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A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

About three of them actually, and two of your daughters

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@pipeFan[PF]

EXCELLENT. I AM EXTREMELY PROUD OF THEM ALL. :)

@pipeFan[PF]

A YOUNG MAN AT THE WALMART ATTEMPTED TO GIVE ME HIS PHONE NUMBER. TODAY IS A STRANGE DAY.

Kult: +20

Kull: +10

Total: 30

Ratio: 2.00

Stella Nyks

@insecureNature[IN]

Just Accept It Dad. Call The Man.

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@pipeFan[PF]

HE IS NOT PROVIDING ANY GOODS OR SERVICES I AM INTRIGUED BY.

@pipeFan[PF]

EGGS BREAD MILK BUTTER DIET SODA PEANUTS LEMONS APPLES CHEESE DOUBLE CREAM

Kult: +40

Kull: +30

Total: 70

Ratio: 1.33

Dirk

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@justDirk[JD]

Is this your grocery list?

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@pipeFan[PF]

NO IT IS MY LIST OF BABY NAMES. OBVIOUSLY IT IS MY GROCERY LIST.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Dirk

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@justDirk[JD]

Don't fucking sass me. Old ass.

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@pipeFan[PF]

IF YOU DON'T WANT STUPID ANSWERS DON'T ASK STUPID QUESTIONS.

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Dirk

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@justDirk[JD]

Why are you posting your grocery list on chittr?

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@pipeFan[PF]

WHERE ELSE WOULD I POST IT?

Poseon Triton

@underseaSuperego[US]

I'MM trying to find new recipies for MMe to try cooking. Does anyone haVVe any suggestions or are we all feeling useless today?

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

@pipeFan[PF]

WHAT ARE YOUR DIETARY REQUIREMENTS? I HAVE MANY COOKING AND BAKING RECIPES I WOULD BE HAPPY TO SHARE WITH YOU.

@pipeFan[PF]

JOHN (OR PERHAPS MY MOTHER) HARD BOILED ALL OF MY BAKING EGGS. WHAT TO DO ABOUT THIS CONUNDRUM.

Kult: +10

Kull: +10

Total: 20

Ratio: 1.00

sami (derogatory)

@deadlyMadness[DM]

beat they asses

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@pipeFan[PF]

ABSOLUTELY NOT

@pipeFan[PF]

WHAT ON EARTH IS OCCURING ON THIS WEBSITE.

Kult: +45

Kull: +40

Total: 85

Ratio: 1.13

lotta uhhh smut stuff its kinda crazy

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @tickingGodhead[TG]

@pipeFan[PF]

WHAT IS 'SMUT STUFF'?

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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yknow sex

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@pipeFan[PF]

WHAT?

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@pipeFan[PF]

I'M JUST KIDDING. I KNOW WHAT SEX IS.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @pipeFan[PF]

i would sure hope so mr e how else was john made lol

↩ @tickingGodhead[TG]

@pipeFan[PF]

I FOUND HIM IN A DITCH AS A BABY.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@pipeFan[PF]

WHAT IS A 'DILF'?

Kult: +45

Kull: +45

Total: 90

Ratio: 1.00

Calypa Troces

@urbanishExpositor[UE]

... guys how do wE tEll him? hE's too purE

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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Nanna sprite

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@nannaEgbert[NE]

Already did

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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Calypa Troces

@urbanishExpositor[UE]

damn, no hEsitation, huh?

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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Nanna sprite

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@nannaEgbert[NE]

It's called direct parenting, Hoo hoo hoo!

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@pipeFan[PF]

YES THANK YOU MOTHER. YOUR FORTHRIGHT FORM OF PARENTING HAS ALWAYS BEEN A BLESSING.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

it means "dad id like to fuck" and frankly would

↩ @tickingGodhead[TG]

@pipeFan[PF]

WOULD WHAT?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@pipeFan[PF]

JOHN. WHERE IS THE LEFTOVER CASSEROLE I PUT IN THE FRIDGE.

Kult: +14

Kull: +10

Total: 24

Ratio: 1.40

Nanna sprite

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@nannaEgbert[NE]

I ate it.

Kull: +2

Total: 2

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