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@underseaSuperego

I cook. Nothing else to it.

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I need to lay off MMy own cooking...I belieVVe I'VVe gained weight because of it. ( I belieVVe this goes in the #suggestiVVe or #nsfw category, just to be safe. I aMM posting this picture to MMake sure I don't look too fat. ) https://cdn.discordapp.coMM/attachMMents/1506375591346311208/1507955626045870090/iMMage.png?ex=6a13c89d&is=6a12771d&hMM=2b4c657fc9171bfaa6baff251b373ac9a4c10e3354b060c21af9136305f9861d&

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you look absholutely lovely… lovely as you are darling (╹◡╹)♡

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Thank you VVery MMuch, dear. <3

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I had a dreaMM and it told MMe that MMy MMatesprit joined this gog forsaken website.

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Aw fuck MMy MMoirail is on chittr now. Ballocks.

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my [[]nd[]len[es

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Your condolences are VVery MMuch appreciated.

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I like MMaking new dishes for MMy MMatesprit to try. She always loVVes theMM. I would use an eMMoticon to display happiness but I can't coMMe up with one to show MMy horns. So for now I will use this. :3

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(◕ ᴥ ◕) guhow nice! guwhat kind of dishes do gyuu make?

A wide VVariety. I like to challenge MMyself and try new things.

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I'MM still recoVVering froMM looking at the culinary MMistake that is Arby's.

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@decayableTheomachy[DT]

🜏 you ♱ake ♱ha♱ baxk ♅

You actually enjoy that slop???

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@coronateCruelty[CC]

arby's is fuckin incredible. aint no ot)(er place i can stack a s)(itton of meat as a burger and get my grub on. you know i met t)(e ceo? gave )(im some tips for t)(e menu... )(e)(, lets just say t)(e "we got t)(e meats" slogan? yours truly.

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I thank the uniVVerse that you aren't the heiress of MMy planet.

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@decayableTheomachy[DT]

🜏 all ♱hrree of my s♱omaxhs enjoy ii♱, xowarrd, ge♱ on my level ):<死亡 ♅

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we'll c)(ange t)(at sometime.

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elevatin you in my mind, subject.

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I decided to take a gander at the Arby's MMenu. @sayonaraShadow was right. This aboMMination of a sandwich looks like if you cut off soMMeone's nook, dried it up, and put it between buns. How is this place still in business. I need to throw up.

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yeahhh. they aren’t even trying it’s all just so fucking abhorrent. genuinely who buys this shit

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oh gods is it really that 8ad. do I dare

If you're in an appetite culling MMood go ahead.

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@cryhoundColortura[CC]

something really unsettles me a8out a) hot cold-cuts and 8) hot-coldcuts in a human 8urger 8un. those shouldn't 8e touching like this...

What is an "Arby's" and why do huMMans hate it so MMuch?

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too much meat. if i wanted to see all the thousand different ways you could slap sausages onto eachother to create something vile i’d go to a gay bar.

Sounds disgusting.

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oh you have no idea.

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@cryhoundColortura[CC]

I wish I could rechitt this

i’m a literary saint i know

Nobody post their pictures of their failed cooking atteMMpts. I WILL berate you. I will also tell you the right way to do whateVVer you fucked up on.

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[+] i mean thats one way to heLp out aspiring Cooks

https://i.ibb.co/cKFK3R8VV/fexxesshitpostpoptart.png What's the VVerdict chef?

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Cull yourself. I don't MMake the rules.

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I'm going ooc to comment on this what the actual fuck is that 🥀

Since the journal factory exploded I MMay as well share MMy thoughts. MMy arse and MMy nook are sore. I got pegged. I aMM not coMMplaining. #nsfw

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thank y/)u f/)r telling us this i’m sure the j/)urnal fact/)ry needed a break fr/)m y/)u

Too MMany recipes, needed to switch it up.

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What the fuck is eVVeryone hornyposting? Is this norMMal?

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Clearly.

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it's aggravating, especially since i kinda feel left out in a sense, but that's kinda self-inflicted because i'm just not the kind of guy to talk about such things so casually to people i don't really know or can fully trust

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It's not wrong to not want to share your perVVerted feelings on the internet. Not eVVen I would do such.

I'MM trying to find new recipies for MMe to try cooking. Does anyone haVVe any suggestions or are we all feeling useless today?

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WHAT ARE YOUR DIETARY REQUIREMENTS? I HAVE MANY COOKING AND BAKING RECIPES I WOULD BE HAPPY TO SHARE WITH YOU.

I have a classic Sparri adaptation on a Three Sisters Soup I can share. I'm not sure how easy the ingredients can be to get but I can add some suggestions of alternatives?

Heard MMy kisMMesis is on here. I thought it would bring MMe soMMe huMMor to bother hiMM for a bit. Hello, @VVulgarLitteratuer

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