Profan Nittey
@vulgarLitteratuer
[ ! wr!te or some s#!t ]
[! fuck!ng told you guys @bout @mpor@s.]
[! w!ll genu!nely p@y someone to fuck!ng k!ll t#!s Zebru# mot#erfucker.]
∙☾__☽ i'll do it ̶f̶orr ̶f̶rree i ̶f̶ you have his corrrrdinates
∙☾__☽ damn ): you want it slow orr quick i'm not picky eitherr way
[W#y t#e fuck @re we pee!ng !n s!nks. LO@D G@PERS EX!ST FOR @ RE@SON. S!CK FUCKS.]
2av32 wat3r bro
Th3n dont pi22 on your di2h32, idiot
[St@rt!ng tod@y ! decl@re myself t#e le@der of t#e "! #@te @ll @mpor@s" group. @nyone w#o w@nts to follow my le@d must ded!c@te most of t#e!r #@tred tow@rds @ny v!oletbloods w!t# "@mpor@" @s t#e!r surn@me.]
[Form!ng @ smut f!c wr!ters group. W#o w@nts !n. #nsfw]
c< Me please! >c
[! don't recommend be!ng f@t @nd under t#e sun t#!s s#!t fuck!ng sucks !'M SWE@T!NG EVERYW#ERE.]
[! t#!nk @nyone w!t# "@mpor@" @s t#e!r l@st n@me s#ould just. Not post. !'m see!ng @ p@ttern w!t# you guys.]
dunno wvhat you mean champ
Z. do not lump me in wwith thoze lozerz .Z
t)(eyre endearin in a dyin scalebeast kinda way. i like seein t)(ins die.
[Respect women you guys.]
♤ True. ♤
i do evwery goddamn night #feminism #feminist #niceguy
darn ri6ht!
[So m@ny fre@ks post!ng t#e!r nudes on #ere, m@n my mo!r@!l would love look!ng @t t#ese for @n @rt reference.]
[S#outout to my mo!r@!l #e's @ b!tc#boy t#@t gets pegged]
[! rel@te to t#!s K@rk@t guy. Feels l!ke @not#er me.]
[!f @ncestors c@n @ccess t#!s webs!te, t#en t#@t only opens up t#e poss!b!l!ty t#@t my @nd my fr!ends' @ncestors c@n @lso be on #ere. !'m t#@nkful t#@t t#ey're @ll de@d.]
concept: your clown kismesis trying to teach you a holy lesson being tossed over their knee with the book of hilarity laid out in front of you reading passages while they leave handprints with every spank being forced to restart every time you trip up or stutter (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #nsfw, #rankworks, clownslop, honkslop, religious focus, pitchfic, blackrom, punishment, masochism, archive rating: E)
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ wonder if this could lead to a religious guilt one. could that ever be on the chopping block? feel like a crisis of faith opens the gate to something er, dobby. ]
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 @sapidSagacity
O-> Spill All The Secrets Between Me And The Priests Why Do+n't Yo+u 🤭 ( Kidding )
https://media.tenor.com/GFc5k2GwIXUAAAA1/coming-to-america-eddie-murphy.webp
[|||] ,,, iii need to get a clooown kismesiiis,,, ooor juuust mess arooound with a clooown~
:33< kudos as always rainkmaid!
>--D=Not=as=big=a=fan=of=this=one=as=your=typical=work=miss=rankmaid=but=I=am=happy=to=see=more=clown=representation=in=your=work=haha//<
:o) Ah...You even know the correct book. :o) I'm so proud of you.
>> ¡ wou1d *never* k¡nk shame, but how do c1own fuckers keep a stra¡ght face when y'a11 get up to th¡s #or-¡s-that-the-ent¡re-po¡nt #maybe-¡-need-to-th¡nk-about-th¡s
[#ow do you wr!te selfs#!p f@nf!ct!on @bout someone you don't know muc# @bout. Do ! go t#e Moon Kn!g#t route @nd s@y fuck !t r@ndom bulls#!t go or study t#e s@!d someone more?]
\ y0u c0uld make up a character BASED 0n the pers0n y0u d0n't kn0w much ab0ut, that way 1f 1t ends up n0t-s0-1deal 1ts a mental safety net. 0r g0g f0rb1d they f1nd 0ut, then 1ts plaus1ble den1ab1l1ty /
I DON'T THINK IT WOULD BE A STRETCH FOR ME TO SAY THAT THE VAST MAJORITY OF YOU ARE WILLFULLY OBTUSE AND CONFUSING ON PURPOSE. YOU ALL EXIST AS A MOB OF MASSIVE SHIT-BEFUDDLERS AND MONGERS OF THE FOULEST, MOST PAN-DEAD TRASH POSSIBLE. AND I'M ALMOST CRAZY ENOUGH TO BELIEVE THAT AT LEAST HALF OF YOU ASSHOLES WERE PUT ON THIS PLATFORM TO PERSONALLY DRIVE ME TO THE BRINK OF REPEATEDLY BLUDGEONING MY SKULL AGAINST MY CELL WALLS FOR A SINGLE MOMENT OF SWEET RELIEF. EXCEPT YOU WEREN'T. AND THAT'S THE MOST HORRIFYING FACT ABOUT THIS ENTIRE CLUSTERFUCK, IF WE'RE BEING HONEST. YOU'RE ALL JUST *LIKE* THAT.
AND JUST WHAT THE GENTLY EXTRICATED FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? PRAY TELL, YOU MAGNANIMOUS JACK-OFF! MY AURICULAR SPONGES ARE WIDE AND FUCKING AGAPE FOR THE ANSWER TO THIS INSIPID RIDDLE OF THE DAY!
D --> Did you seriously just respond to a message that I posted two entire nights earlier D --> Desperation isn't attractive, Mr. Vantas
I HAVEN'T LOOKED AT MY PALMHUSK FOR TWO NIGHTS, DIPSHIT. WHICH IS A PERSONALLY REASONABLE THING FOR ME TO DO, CONSIDERING I HAVE A LIFE. YES. EVEN IN THIS STATE, I HAVE MORE OF A LIFE AWAY FROM MY PALMHUSK THAN YOU. MOVING THE HELL ON.
D --> You know, if you were quite genuinely this desperate for my attention, my DMs are open Mr. Vantas D --> No need to resort to public temper tantrums, you'll only further embarrass yourself
delayed as fuck reaction and youre still losing it god damn
OH! OH! I'M *SORRY*. SHOULD I REORGANIZE ALL OF MY PRIORITIES TO PUT YOU AT THE VERY GODDAMN TOP OF THEM? WHERE SHOULD I PUT "TIMELY RESPONSES TO YOUR LIMPLY DELIVERED CHITTR REPLIES"? BECAUSE I ALSO OWE YOU THAT APPARENTLY, FOR SOME UNEXPLAINABLE REASON.
youre rude and wordy as hell i like you even if youre still freaking out at me for my chill vibes
WHO THE HELL SAID ANYONE WAS EMBARRASSED HERE? GO BACK TO SHOVING YOUR SMUG, TIGHT PONYTAILED HEAD ALL THE WAY UP YOUR ASS. *YOU* ARE THE ONE THAT IS SOMEHOW COMPLETELY FUCKING BEFUDDLED BY THE CONCEPT OF ME HAVING A SCHEDULE THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE YOUR INPUT. I'LL START GIVING A SHIT WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE A REASON TO OWE *YOU* OF ALL PEOPLE PUNCTUALITY.
[! f!nd T#e R@nkm@!d very @dm!r@ble. ! wonder !f s#e #@s @ny good f@nf!ct!on recommend@t!ons.]
we all do, and she dEfinitEly dOEs
[My fr!end s@!d ! sound funny. ***!*** sound funny? @RE YOU DE@D@SS? @l!g#tLyc@nt#rop#y !'M PUTT!NG YOU ON BL@ST FUCK YOU. YOU SOUND JUST @S FUCK!NG STUP!D.]
( I want to note that Profan has a French accent so naturally he sounds funny. )
long post be careful opening obviously i was watching and collecting data while the trend was on and heres what we have for chittrs abo quizbowl night https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/afad7d6464d8.png chittr is 38% alpha, 13.9% beta, 48.1% omega sources: alphas (30) @eilukaDantes dominant alpha @commanderGenes dominate alpha @sanguineSaevitas dominant alpha @thegoodScratchdoctor dominant alpha @diamondsDroog dominant alpha @imperiousCondescension dominant alpha @chtonicAdmirality dominant alpha @ceremonialAlchemy dominant alpha @ectoBiologist_5688 intuitive alpha @justDirk dominant alpha @arsenicCatturbate nurturing alpha @ethromanticEgghead dominant alpha @gratuitousAnnuity dominant alpha @gallowsCalibration dominant alpha @timaeusTestified_0414 dominant alpha @electricPugilist dominant alpha @terminalComrade dominant alpha @righteousFixer dominant alpha @culpablyAtypical dominant alpha @hollywoodGodhead dominant alpha @aeneasCaldarium dominant alpha @regularDog dominant alpha @permissiveTurnabout nurturing alpha @turingTranscendence dominant alpha @gnarlyConsolist dominant alpha @cuttlefishCrusher dominant alpha @arrogantGuerilla dominant alpha @handMaid dominant alpha @gutsyGumshoe dominant alpha @tactfulTactrium dominant alpha @vulgarLitteratuer nurturing alpha @misterSeven_4408 dominant alpha @vacillatingMisanthropy dominant alpha @tetchyTemporicide is a more dominant than dominant alpha omega? betas (11) @pipefan_2362 supportive beta @ursaMajor supportive beta @affableCantor supportive beta @culunaryLover supportive beta @coralConviviality supportive beta @tipsynekoGnostalgic supportive beta @crookedConscript supportive beta @ironInfidel supportive beta @advantageousCatharsis supportive beta @sufferingStargazer supportive beta @tintedGnostalgia supportive beta @lightLycanthropy supportive beta omegas (38) @amorousFortune intuitive omega @rataplanCacophony creative omega @jinxedOneiros intuitive omega @vandelliaCirrhosa creative omega @electricAficionado intuitive omega @terminallyCapricious_2753 creative omega @anuraPharmecuticals creative omega @alopecoidTenacity creative omega @caligulasAquarium_9845 creative omega @caligulasAquarium intuitive omega @deadlyMadness creative omega @shipaholicDevotee intuitive omega @insecureNature creative omega @tipsyGenostalgic intuitive omega @arsenicCatnip_5895 intuitive omega @draconianDignitary creative omega @apocalypticLight intuitive omega @neonAllnight intuitive omega @killerJeff creative omega @grawlixGeekazoid intuitive omega @turntechGodbird creative omega @vitalBrush intuitive omega @cuddlyCutthroat intuitive omega @syntheticRevolution intuitive omega @articulatedClawtography intuitive omega @golgothasTerror creative omega @planetaryTribulation intuitive omega @bummelBoogie creative omega @aspiringPessimist intuitive omega @handsomeBalladeer intuitive omega @gallowsCalibrated intuitive omega @carcinoGeneticist_9890 intuitive omega @totesGruesome intuitive omega @abjectDetermination creative omega @assistMint intuitive omega @adiosToreador intuitive omega @unclaspedKahuna creative omega @daveBot creative omega @sequesteredWickie creative omega @carcinoGenetwinkist intuitive omega @retroactiveAmnesiac creative omega @turntwinkGodhead intuitive omega @cleanAnomaly intuitive omega
This tracks. Certainly didn't expect so feww betas, but I suppose it takes a certain type of character to wwant to take the quiz in the first place.
Didnt Realize It Was For A Chart! Omegas For The Win Though!!
still have no idea what this means
shit she turned m7 ass into some data wait there reall7 isn't an7 other t7pe of beta?
:o) It would seem I missed the festivities :o) While taking my usual sabbatical slumber :o) Which is perhaps for the best... :o/ As I don't know what any of these words mean.
If I say "I'm a true sigma" how long do I have until someone kills me
-!- Wow, Very Impressive Dataset Indeed! I Can Always Appreciate A Good Information Gathering Session. I Hope Your Files Are Encrypted Though... („¬ᴗ¬„) He He He He
Ah, I am saddened to see I missed this event. However, I took a test previous and received “Alpha.”