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𝗕𝟯𝟯 < if #omegaverse were real id be an omewga that gets with othpurr omewgas
fat bitches are the baDDest bitches out there! louD rechitt :o)
꒦꒷ NEVERGETSKINNYSLOP
hhhnhhhngnnn imagining a skinny dork jerking off so hhhnard, thhhneyre panting and whhhnining over thhhnemselves, hhhnuhhnchhhned over thhhneir cock as it sprays a load on thhhneir chhhnest and stomachhhn hhhnhhhngnng #nsfw
this song makes me feel like a recently widowed alpha catching the scent of an omega whos pheromones are eerily similar to my late omegas and the guilt of my rut is making it hard to deny my own primal instincts (tags: The Rankmaid/Omega, #nsfw, #abo, maybe hozier is my omega, omega!hozier, archiev rating: M)
I Will Have To " Step Up My Game " Then. #positive
₍^. .^₎⟆ ! wanna understand why ! get a wr!ggly watch!ng a guy l!ft h!ss arm and show off h!sS ha!ry armp!t #nsSsfw꠹
NO IDEA why yall WANT to CULL CRONUS AMPORA, but all this CULLING TALK made me HUNGRY. HERE IS MY (CULLING) SUGGESTION: https://i0.wp.com/vickypham.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/66884-eosm50_4391.jpg
∙☾__☽ m ̶f̶w i get a guy killed and god gives me a lil badge https://i.imgurr.com/0mnrrrr70.png
DOES THIS NEW BADGE. MAKE ME LOOK FAT. SuBMISSIVE. OR BREEDABLE? IF SO. I AM NOT WEARING IT. FOR MORE THAN A FuCKING DAY. BuT MAYBE. SOME OF YOu CAN?
do i need to retcon myself into punching another serket?
@thecodakkEffect ..... I won't get fired... (' . ' ❀) I would... Like to fight you.. (' . ' ❀) And ehm... I will...not be...legally held...if you do not make it.... (^ . ^ ❀)
Here's An Artistic Rendition Of The Absolute " State " I Have Been Reduced To. #actuallypositive https://i.imgur.com/7kinguk.png
I have successfully introduced @archiveAddict to one of my first fictional crushes. https://i.imgur.com/a9iBygt.png
Concept, You're Working From Hive In Your Very Important Home Office Chair And I'm Touching You Up From Behind Beneath Your Shirt While You're In A Meeting. Your Camera Is Off But Your Mic Is On So You Have To Be Careful, Especially When I Drag My Tongue Up The Side Of Your Neck. #nsfw
concept: pressing your nose desperately into the crook of their neck as your arms hook around their waist your bodies brought together at a rough pace huffing desperate and shameless breaths through your nose to overwhelm your senses with the scent of them its all you need to push you over the edge (tags: Reader/Anonymous, no quads mentioned, #rankworks, #scenting, scentplay, chitfic, chittr trends thank you for the food, itadakimasu, #nsfw, no i wont post my scent profile im embarassed, archive rating: E)
NO ACTUALLY I DON'T GIVE A SINGULAR FLYING FUCK THAT YOU'RE SUPPOSEDLY BETTER THAN ME, IT'S MY FUCKING JOB TO MAKE YOU FUCK RIGHT OFF.
● • Every • time • I • see • aa • detective, • I • just • waannaa • punch • em, • but • thaat's • just • aa • gut • reaaction • becaause • I • daate • one. • ●
HAVING TO ARGUE WITH A "SUPERIOR" THAT KILLING A PRISONER IS NOT, IN FACT, A GOOD FUCKING IDEA. NOT ONLY BECAUSE I WILL MAKE HIS BONE HEADED ASS CLEAN IT UP IF HE SPILLS ANY BLOOD, BUT BECAUSE WE WON'T GET ANYTHING OUT OF THEM IF THEY'RE CULLED. #VIOLENCE #DEATH I HATE BLUEBLOODS.
₍^. .^₎⟆ !ss th!s a w!n? httpsSs://cdn.!mgchest.com/f!les/9930d3911e21.jpeg꠹
Pumps my geneslurry into your soper slime so you can in a way sleep inside my essence.
#ALLCOLORSWEEK NONE OF YOU ARE POSTING! WHEN I CHECK THE TAG, ONLY MY STUFF SHOWS UP, SO GET TO WORK! HTTPS://64.MEDIA.TUMBLR.COM/5C308A11A6A385D10FD534FB6DF71BE4/CC5B494482B1DC01-0A/S540X810/3F05944B9096965611058FF2F3C8DE01C25DCCD9.PNG
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ wonder if this could lead to a religious guilt one. could that ever be on the chopping block? feel like a crisis of faith opens the gate to something er, dobby. ]
concept: your clown kismesis trying to teach you a holy lesson being tossed over their knee with the book of hilarity laid out in front of you reading passages while they leave handprints with every spank being forced to restart every time you trip up or stutter (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #nsfw, #rankworks, clownslop, honkslop, religious focus, pitchfic, blackrom, punishment, masochism, archive rating: E)
★: Hey guys, real quick question, I was messing around with the browser thing and opened something called Ao3. ★: Can anyone tell me what fanfiction is?
\ y0u c0uld make up a character BASED 0n the pers0n y0u d0n't kn0w much ab0ut, that way 1f 1t ends up n0t-s0-1deal 1ts a mental safety net. 0r g0g f0rb1d they f1nd 0ut, then 1ts plaus1ble den1ab1l1ty /
I DON'T THINK IT WOULD BE A STRETCH FOR ME TO SAY THAT THE VAST MAJORITY OF YOU ARE WILLFULLY OBTUSE AND CONFUSING ON PURPOSE. YOU ALL EXIST AS A MOB OF MASSIVE SHIT-BEFUDDLERS AND MONGERS OF THE FOULEST, MOST PAN-DEAD TRASH POSSIBLE. AND I'M ALMOST CRAZY ENOUGH TO BELIEVE THAT AT LEAST HALF OF YOU ASSHOLES WERE PUT ON THIS PLATFORM TO PERSONALLY DRIVE ME TO THE BRINK OF REPEATEDLY BLUDGEONING MY SKULL AGAINST MY CELL WALLS FOR A SINGLE MOMENT OF SWEET RELIEF. EXCEPT YOU WEREN'T. AND THAT'S THE MOST HORRIFYING FACT ABOUT THIS ENTIRE CLUSTERFUCK, IF WE'RE BEING HONEST. YOU'RE ALL JUST *LIKE* THAT.
we all do, and she dEfinitEly dOEs
I don't know what the hell quadrants are, but people seem to want me to fill them
car air freshener turns people gay by the way.
long post be careful opening obviously i was watching and collecting data while the trend was on and heres what we have for chittrs abo quizbowl night https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/afad7d6464d8.png chittr is 38% alpha, 13.9% beta, 48.1% omega sources: alphas (30) @eilukaDantes dominant alpha @commanderGenes dominate alpha @sanguineSaevitas dominant alpha @thegoodScratchdoctor dominant alpha @diamondsDroog dominant alpha @imperiousCondescension dominant alpha @chtonicAdmirality dominant alpha @ceremonialAlchemy dominant alpha @ectoBiologist_5688 intuitive alpha @justDirk dominant alpha @arsenicCatturbate nurturing alpha @ethromanticEgghead dominant alpha @gratuitousAnnuity dominant alpha @gallowsCalibration dominant alpha @timaeusTestified_0414 dominant alpha @electricPugilist dominant alpha @terminalComrade dominant alpha @righteousFixer dominant alpha @culpablyAtypical dominant alpha @hollywoodGodhead dominant alpha @aeneasCaldarium dominant alpha @regularDog dominant alpha @permissiveTurnabout nurturing alpha @turingTranscendence dominant alpha @gnarlyConsolist dominant alpha @cuttlefishCrusher dominant alpha @arrogantGuerilla dominant alpha @handMaid dominant alpha @gutsyGumshoe dominant alpha @tactfulTactrium dominant alpha @vulgarLitteratuer nurturing alpha @misterSeven_4408 dominant alpha @vacillatingMisanthropy dominant alpha @tetchyTemporicide is a more dominant than dominant alpha omega? betas (11) @pipefan_2362 supportive beta @ursaMajor supportive beta @affableCantor supportive beta @culunaryLover supportive beta @coralConviviality supportive beta @tipsynekoGnostalgic supportive beta @crookedConscript supportive beta @ironInfidel supportive beta @advantageousCatharsis supportive beta @sufferingStargazer supportive beta @tintedGnostalgia supportive beta @lightLycanthropy supportive beta omegas (38) @amorousFortune intuitive omega @rataplanCacophony creative omega @jinxedOneiros intuitive omega @vandelliaCirrhosa creative omega @electricAficionado intuitive omega @terminallyCapricious_2753 creative omega @anuraPharmecuticals creative omega @alopecoidTenacity creative omega @caligulasAquarium_9845 creative omega @caligulasAquarium intuitive omega @deadlyMadness creative omega @shipaholicDevotee intuitive omega @insecureNature creative omega @tipsyGenostalgic intuitive omega @arsenicCatnip_5895 intuitive omega @draconianDignitary creative omega @apocalypticLight intuitive omega @neonAllnight intuitive omega @killerJeff creative omega @grawlixGeekazoid intuitive omega @turntechGodbird creative omega @vitalBrush intuitive omega @cuddlyCutthroat intuitive omega @syntheticRevolution intuitive omega @articulatedClawtography intuitive omega @golgothasTerror creative omega @planetaryTribulation intuitive omega @bummelBoogie creative omega @aspiringPessimist intuitive omega @handsomeBalladeer intuitive omega @gallowsCalibrated intuitive omega @carcinoGeneticist_9890 intuitive omega @totesGruesome intuitive omega @abjectDetermination creative omega @assistMint intuitive omega @adiosToreador intuitive omega @unclaspedKahuna creative omega @daveBot creative omega @sequesteredWickie creative omega @carcinoGenetwinkist intuitive omega @retroactiveAmnesiac creative omega @turntwinkGodhead intuitive omega @cleanAnomaly intuitive omega
Sometimes I like to drop pennys off the empire state building. They don't actually kill people but someone will think "Shit, someone tried to kill me." and I think that's a life changing emotion to have.
(( HI GUYS ITS MY BIRTHDAY IM 20 NOW YAY YIPPEE YAHOO I AM SO HAPPY ))
Let me break out my fucking ukulele, before the Makara cosplaying as a Vantas gets me.
KAR LORE UPDATE #7 - #NSFW EDITION GOT MY BACK BLOWN OUT BY AN ALTERNATE TIMELINE VERSION OF MYSELF. I DON'T THINK I'M GONNA BE ABLE TO GET OUT OF MY RECUPERACOON IN THE MORNING. NOTE TO SELF: DO NOT GET WASTED IN A GAY BAR.
#selfcare is important which is why i put on an oil mask every night
A true fan of the genre would understand that the intricacies of the world building can make even a "standard" heterosexual relationship revolutionary. Is it not more regressive to say that a woman can only be inspiring if she is an alpha? This only plays into both sexism and omegaphobia. Both are reduced to the weakest interpretations of their identity, when both groups hold multitudes within. #WPregIsIn
16000 characters to type but all i got to say is kiss my ass
I often find myself stargazing. I know that across the Empire's many colony planets, trolls gaze up at vastly different constellations, the patterns and brightest motes appearing alien in comparison to the view from our homeworld. But they are the same stars all the same. We all stare up at the same stars, even if they do not look the same from where we stand.