The Survivor
@obstreperousGendarme
Rebel / No Game au with @twireAvenged @arsenicbathedClaws - Karkat was saved from the caverns by an unknown troll as a grub. - Then hidden in an abandoned hive, forced to basically raise himself. - in order to save himself from being culled when he was inevitably found by drones due to his body heat, he agreed to join )(er army. - For the time being, Survivor is playing as a loyalist, and handling the revolution behind closed doors with Nepeta and, now, Helm-4221. - Recently boarded a ship as a questioner, using his abilities to soothe any prisoners to avoid a breakout or any harm on either end. - I don't care what Hussie says, mutants like him can soothe highblood rage and that's why they're culled. - Page will include #violence #genocide #nsfw #nsfwe #gore #murder ((I might remake this and add more later this is all I can think of rn.))
NO ACTUALLY I DON'T GIVE A SINGULAR FLYING FUCK THAT YOU'RE SUPPOSEDLY BETTER THAN ME, IT'S MY FUCKING JOB TO MAKE YOU FUCK RIGHT OFF.
HAVING TO ARGUE WITH A "SUPERIOR" THAT KILLING A PRISONER IS NOT, IN FACT, A GOOD FUCKING IDEA. NOT ONLY BECAUSE I WILL MAKE HIS BONE HEADED ASS CLEAN IT UP IF HE SPILLS ANY BLOOD, BUT BECAUSE WE WON'T GET ANYTHING OUT OF THEM IF THEY'RE CULLED. #VIOLENCE #DEATH I HATE BLUEBLOODS.
damn, t)(ats tragic. you mind if i get a census on t)(e prisoner itinerary to see w)(at went wrong?
OF COURSE, YOUR IMPERIOUS HIGHNESS. I'LL SEND IT RIGHT AWAY. THE ASSHOLE IN PARTICULAR GOT SHOVED OUT OF THE POD AFTER A GOOD BIT OF TELLING HIS BONEBULGE-SUCKING SPONGE OFF. IT'S NOT AS IF MY JOB WERE NOT EXPLICITLY PICKED *BY YOU* DUE TO MY... "CAPABILITIES".
aint got no recollection of it. mustve been a good millenia ago. see, t)(e problem is t)(at you got prisoners at all. We don't take prisoners in t)(is empire.
IT WAS... A WHILE AGO. I'M SURE YOUR PLATE IS FULL ENOUGH YOU WOULD'VE FORGOTTEN. ON THE PRISONER DEPARTMENT, WITH THE REBELLION PICKING UP AGAIN, WE'VE HAD ORDERS TO INTERROGATE FOR A WHILE NOW.
t)(e problem is t)(at most prisoners you "interrogate" arent gonna fess up anyway. ive seen t)(e likes of t)(e rebellion; so many, in sweepin eras of iterations. rebels are a proud, silent sort. t)(ey dont spill easily; t)(ey lie. t)(ey are t)(e solidification of our empire used against us; after all, if our culture is purposefully designed (by moi) to make stoic killin mac)(ines, it stands to reason t)(e rebellion would twist t)(at logic against ourselves in t)(at same fas)(ion. t)(is is also w)(y t)(eyre doomed to fail. in order to subvert our ideals, t)(ey need to utilize intellect and strategy to outwit t)(e p)(ysical strengt)(. because t)(e grind of strengt)( vs strengt)( cant actually get you anyw)(ere wit)( an equivalent opponent. it will only be perpetual stalemate. but every rebellion ive ever quas)(ed )(as )(ad one t)(in in common; empat)(y. t)(ey love, or wis)( to see love come to fruition, and sure enoug)( wit)( violence and blood and time, t)(ey cannot survive t)(e weig)(t of t)(e status quo of troll culture. t)(e ptsd, t)(e anxiety disorders, every sinle t)(inkpan problem under t)(e sun. and we? we simply grow scarier, and stronger. and stronger, and stronger; because t)(e capability of a troll's strengt)(, in t)(eory, is infinite as a vassal of )(ate and destruction. its simple biology down to our c)(itinous bodies and apex predator features. so )(eres w)(at you will do. 1. round up every prisoner 2. kill t)(em, but keep t)(e bodies fres)(. 3. drain t)(em of t)(eir blood 4. bend and break t)(eir bones and muscles to fit into boxes, and s)(ip t)(em rig)(t back to t)(e rebellion as drops. 5. stuff little explosives in t)(em t)(at operate in a very long delay. so t)(at w)(en t)(eyre grievin t)(eir comrades and are too busy W----EAKLY mournin t)(ose FOOLS, t)(eir encampments are obliterated. 6. Kill everyt)(in else. do i make myself clear? #gore
YES, YOUR IMPERIOUS HIGHNESS. I'LL GET RIGHT TO IT. AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
FUCK ME, THERE'S SO MANY FUCKING CLOWNS ON THIS SITE. I'M NOT SQUINTING TO SEE WHATEVER THE SHIT YOU ASSHOLES ARE SAYING.
√(Do you like. Need glasses maybe?)²
I could help fix your eye sigh†. So you don'† have †o squin†.
THE SPECIAL EQUIPMENT NEEDED TO NOT GET ELECTROCUTED IN THE HELMSQUARTERS IS FUCKING HEAVY. @TWIREAVENGED DON'F FUCKING BITE ME.
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I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. I'M TAKING CARE OF *YOU* FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE, SO JUST DON'T FIGHT ME TOO AGGRESSIVELY.
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR NOW. WARNING BITES, NOT IRREPARABLE SHIT. I'LL FUCKING LISTEN IF YOU TELL ME NO.
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THIS #FIGHTNIGHT THING SOUNDS FUCKING STUPID. KEEP YOUR CLAWS TO YOUR FUCKING SELF.
THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN *SAYING.*
IT SOUNDS FUCKING PAN DEAD TO HAVE AN ENTIRE EVENT DEVOTED TO ATTACKING EACH OTHER.
Mutual combat is a fine outlet of energy and stress, I think. Especially in an environment where medical attention is on standby
I'M NOT SURE WHAT CHURNS MY DIGESTION SAC MORE — HAVING RAMPANT, WANTON VIOLENCE ON EVERY SCUTTLEPATH CORNER, OR CONCENTRATING EVERY BELLIGERENT, FROTHING MUTILATION JUNKIE IN THE WORLD INSIDE OF A SINGLE ROOM FOR ONE NIGHT OF SHRIEKING, CONCENTRATED CULLSPORT. WHICH I AM *BEGRUDGINGLY* FORCED TO ATTEND.
ONE HUNDRED PERCENT AGAINST MY WILL, I ASSURE YOU. LET'S JUST SAY THAT THE BI-COLORED BESPECTACLED HUSKTOP STOOGES OF CHITTR MANAGED TO HACK ME INTO A KIND OF PUBLIC EXECUTION. GLAD THAT ONE OF US WILL LIVE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT IT. BEST OF LUCK, OUT THERE.
//OOC intro chitt -Nepeta Leijon, 30 sweeps old -aka. The Prowler / The Propagandist -As a wiggler, Nepeta's hive in the city was burned to the ground by partying highbloods, prompting a escape into the wilds with her lusus. -Living in a cave, Nepeta had no access to the convenient life a midblooded troll would be entitled to, and from an early age she had to learn to fend for herself in the dangerous jungles of Alternia. -The particular skillset she acquired from her upbringing would soon prove useful once she was shipped off the planet and drafted into the Imperial Fleet. -Cadet Leijon quickly ascended the initial ranks, and soon after being attributed the title of Prowler, she would be assigned the role of Pounceradicator within the army (or spec. ops assassin). -Her sweeps of service had brought Nepeta to many different alien worlds, and she would cultivate her passion for storytelling by writing many novels about life in those planets. - The subverversive material was appreciated by many open minded trolls within the greater Empire. -Page will include troll typical #violence #nsfw #nsfwe #gore #murder #politics Part of Rebel / No Game AU in collaboration with @twireAvenged @obstreperousGendarme @guidingCalibration
((Aw man I was making this same thing for like an hour. Kudos tough, I personally like this idea much more than muckrake))
(( Okay I'm not sure if you're being serious about this or not but like we've all clearly been tagging each other in our intro posts, why would you be making one?
((oh i meant like i was working on an idea like the prowler :3 i think its a fun idea! im still probably gonna work on it but i dont wanna steal the spotlight furrom mewrs so im just not gonna bring it to chitt. didn't mean to offend if i did- i just wanted to say "haha great idea i was gonna do the same thing!"))
WHO IS THIS GUY PEOPLE ARE MOURNING ABOUT?
THIS PARTICULAR FUCKER IS TRYING SO HARD TO GET ME TO BITE ONTO WHATEVER SHIT HE'S SLURRING FROM HIS PAN.
PRISONERS ARE OBNOXIOUS. THEY'RE ALWAYS FUCKING CRYING. AT LEAST NO ONE IS TRYING TO KILL ME THIS TIME. #VIOLENCE
♊︎f ♊︎t could unlock the cell2 you would have qu♊︎te a problem on your claw2..
Rebel / No Game au with @twireAvenged @arsenicbathedClaws - Karkat was saved from the caverns by an unknown troll as a grub. - Then hidden in an abandoned hive, forced to basically raise himself. - in order to save himself from being culled when he was inevitably found by drones due to his body heat, he agreed to join )(er army. - For the time being, Survivor is playing as a loyalist, and handling the revolution behind closed doors with Nepeta and, now, Helm-4221. - Recently boarded a ship as a questioner, using his abilities to soothe any prisoners to avoid a breakout or any harm on either end. - I don't care what Hussie says, mutants like him can soothe highblood rage and that's why they're culled. - Page will include #violence #genocide #nsfw #nsfwe #gore #murder ((I might remake this and add more later this is all I can think of rn.))
(( I would love to add an AU terezi to this is that okay?
THAT WAS UNNECESSARILY DIFFICULT.
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