HAVING TO ARGUE WITH A "SUPERIOR" THAT KILLING A PRISONER IS NOT, IN FACT, A GOOD FUCKING IDEA. NOT ONLY BECAUSE I WILL MAKE HIS BONE HEADED ASS CLEAN IT UP IF HE SPILLS ANY BLOOD, BUT BECAUSE WE WON'T GET ANYTHING OUT OF THEM IF THEY'RE CULLED. #VIOLENCE #DEATH I HATE BLUEBLOODS.
damn, t)(ats tragic. you mind if i get a census on t)(e prisoner itinerary to see w)(at went wrong?
OF COURSE, YOUR IMPERIOUS HIGHNESS. I'LL SEND IT RIGHT AWAY. THE ASSHOLE IN PARTICULAR GOT SHOVED OUT OF THE POD AFTER A GOOD BIT OF TELLING HIS BONEBULGE-SUCKING SPONGE OFF. IT'S NOT AS IF MY JOB WERE NOT EXPLICITLY PICKED *BY YOU* DUE TO MY... "CAPABILITIES".
aint got no recollection of it. mustve been a good millenia ago. see, t)(e problem is t)(at you got prisoners at all. We don't take prisoners in t)(is empire.
IT WAS... A WHILE AGO. I'M SURE YOUR PLATE IS FULL ENOUGH YOU WOULD'VE FORGOTTEN. ON THE PRISONER DEPARTMENT, WITH THE REBELLION PICKING UP AGAIN, WE'VE HAD ORDERS TO INTERROGATE FOR A WHILE NOW.
t)(e problem is t)(at most prisoners you "interrogate" arent gonna fess up anyway. ive seen t)(e likes of t)(e rebellion; so many, in sweepin eras of iterations. rebels are a proud, silent sort. t)(ey dont spill easily; t)(ey lie. t)(ey are t)(e solidification of our empire used against us; after all, if our culture is purposefully designed (by moi) to make stoic killin mac)(ines, it stands to reason t)(e rebellion would twist t)(at logic against ourselves in t)(at same fas)(ion. t)(is is also w)(y t)(eyre doomed to fail. in order to subvert our ideals, t)(ey need to utilize intellect and strategy to outwit t)(e p)(ysical strengt)(. because t)(e grind of strengt)( vs strengt)( cant actually get you anyw)(ere wit)( an equivalent opponent. it will only be perpetual stalemate. but every rebellion ive ever quas)(ed )(as )(ad one t)(in in common; empat)(y. t)(ey love, or wis)( to see love come to fruition, and sure enoug)( wit)( violence and blood and time, t)(ey cannot survive t)(e weig)(t of t)(e status quo of troll culture. t)(e ptsd, t)(e anxiety disorders, every sinle t)(inkpan problem under t)(e sun. and we? we simply grow scarier, and stronger. and stronger, and stronger; because t)(e capability of a troll's strengt)(, in t)(eory, is infinite as a vassal of )(ate and destruction. its simple biology down to our c)(itinous bodies and apex predator features. so )(eres w)(at you will do. 1. round up every prisoner 2. kill t)(em, but keep t)(e bodies fres)(. 3. drain t)(em of t)(eir blood 4. bend and break t)(eir bones and muscles to fit into boxes, and s)(ip t)(em rig)(t back to t)(e rebellion as drops. 5. stuff little explosives in t)(em t)(at operate in a very long delay. so t)(at w)(en t)(eyre grievin t)(eir comrades and are too busy W----EAKLY mournin t)(ose FOOLS, t)(eir encampments are obliterated. 6. Kill everyt)(in else. do i make myself clear? #gore
YES, YOUR IMPERIOUS HIGHNESS. I'LL GET RIGHT TO IT. AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.