The Survivor
@obstreperousGendarme
HAVING TO ARGUE WITH A "SUPERIOR" THAT KILLING A PRISONER IS NOT, IN FACT, A GOOD FUCKING IDEA. NOT ONLY BECAUSE I WILL MAKE HIS BONE HEADED ASS CLEAN IT UP IF HE SPILLS ANY BLOOD, BUT BECAUSE WE WON'T GET ANYTHING OUT OF THEM IF THEY'RE CULLED. #VIOLENCE #DEATH I HATE BLUEBLOODS.
damn, t)(ats tragic. you mind if i get a census on t)(e prisoner itinerary to see w)(at went wrong?
OF COURSE, YOUR IMPERIOUS HIGHNESS. I'LL SEND IT RIGHT AWAY. THE ASSHOLE IN PARTICULAR GOT SHOVED OUT OF THE POD AFTER A GOOD BIT OF TELLING HIS BONEBULGE-SUCKING SPONGE OFF. IT'S NOT AS IF MY JOB WERE NOT EXPLICITLY PICKED *BY YOU* DUE TO MY... "CAPABILITIES".
aint got no recollection of it. mustve been a good millenia ago. see, t)(e problem is t)(at you got prisoners at all. We don't take prisoners in t)(is empire.
IT WAS... A WHILE AGO. I'M SURE YOUR PLATE IS FULL ENOUGH YOU WOULD'VE FORGOTTEN. ON THE PRISONER DEPARTMENT, WITH THE REBELLION PICKING UP AGAIN, WE'VE HAD ORDERS TO INTERROGATE FOR A WHILE NOW.
t)(e problem is t)(at most prisoners you "interrogate" arent gonna fess up anyway. ive seen t)(e likes of t)(e rebellion; so many, in sweepin eras of iterations. rebels are a proud, silent sort. t)(ey dont spill easily; t)(ey lie. t)(ey are t)(e solidification of our empire used against us; after all, if our culture is purposefully designed (by moi) to make stoic killin mac)(ines, it stands to reason t)(e rebellion would twist t)(at logic against ourselves in t)(at same fas)(ion. t)(is is also w)(y t)(eyre doomed to fail. in order to subvert our ideals, t)(ey need to utilize intellect and strategy to outwit t)(e p)(ysical strengt)(. because t)(e grind of strengt)( vs strengt)( cant actually get you anyw)(ere wit)( an equivalent opponent. it will only be perpetual stalemate. but every rebellion ive ever quas)(ed )(as )(ad one t)(in in common; empat)(y. t)(ey love, or wis)( to see love come to fruition, and sure enoug)( wit)( violence and blood and time, t)(ey cannot survive t)(e weig)(t of t)(e status quo of troll culture. t)(e ptsd, t)(e anxiety disorders, every sinle t)(inkpan problem under t)(e sun. and we? we simply grow scarier, and stronger. and stronger, and stronger; because t)(e capability of a troll's strengt)(, in t)(eory, is infinite as a vassal of )(ate and destruction. its simple biology down to our c)(itinous bodies and apex predator features. so )(eres w)(at you will do. 1. round up every prisoner 2. kill t)(em, but keep t)(e bodies fres)(. 3. drain t)(em of t)(eir blood 4. bend and break t)(eir bones and muscles to fit into boxes, and s)(ip t)(em rig)(t back to t)(e rebellion as drops. 5. stuff little explosives in t)(em t)(at operate in a very long delay. so t)(at w)(en t)(eyre grievin t)(eir comrades and are too busy W----EAKLY mournin t)(ose FOOLS, t)(eir encampments are obliterated. 6. Kill everyt)(in else. do i make myself clear? #gore
YES, YOUR IMPERIOUS HIGHNESS. I'LL GET RIGHT TO IT. AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
FUCK ME, THERE'S SO MANY FUCKING CLOWNS ON THIS SITE. I'M NOT SQUINTING TO SEE WHATEVER THE SHIT YOU ASSHOLES ARE SAYING.
√(Do you like. Need glasses maybe?)²
I could help fix your eye sigh†. So you don'† have †o squin†.
"oh, the joys of finding a den of like-minded trolls! and not a single sycophantic tealblood in sight. and karcat would say the old internet was dead h33h33"
I'D HOPE THE OLD INTERNET IS DEAD AND STAYS DEAD. THIS SHIT SHOULD BE DIFFERENT.
"oh but it is diffurrent! cant you s33 how happy the cubs are to furrolic in these digital meadows? i think weve stumbled muzzle furst into one beautiful corner of the galaxy :33"
IT IS DIFFERENT. APPARENTLY PEOPLE ARE HAVING FIGHTS FOR FUN.
"when life gets as dull as ones claws, you might as well put them to good use. we used to do something simeowlar back in bootcamp, have you furgotten? ;33"
AT LEAST IT WASN'T RANDOM PEOPLE. THEY ALL KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING WITH THEIR TEETH AND CLAWS. AND HOW TO *NOT* GUT SOMEONE. #VIOLENCE
"if i reclaw correctly, it took a few attempts befur you learned how to k33p your adorable little fangs to yourself" #suggestive
THIS #FIGHTNIGHT THING SOUNDS FUCKING STUPID. KEEP YOUR CLAWS TO YOUR FUCKING SELF.
THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN *SAYING.*
IT SOUNDS FUCKING PAN DEAD TO HAVE AN ENTIRE EVENT DEVOTED TO ATTACKING EACH OTHER.
Mutual combat is a fine outlet of energy and stress, I think. Especially in an environment where medical attention is on standby
I'M NOT SURE WHAT CHURNS MY DIGESTION SAC MORE — HAVING RAMPANT, WANTON VIOLENCE ON EVERY SCUTTLEPATH CORNER, OR CONCENTRATING EVERY BELLIGERENT, FROTHING MUTILATION JUNKIE IN THE WORLD INSIDE OF A SINGLE ROOM FOR ONE NIGHT OF SHRIEKING, CONCENTRATED CULLSPORT. WHICH I AM *BEGRUDGINGLY* FORCED TO ATTEND.
ONE HUNDRED PERCENT AGAINST MY WILL, I ASSURE YOU. LET'S JUST SAY THAT THE BI-COLORED BESPECTACLED HUSKTOP STOOGES OF CHITTR MANAGED TO HACK ME INTO A KIND OF PUBLIC EXECUTION. GLAD THAT ONE OF US WILL LIVE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT IT. BEST OF LUCK, OUT THERE.
THE SPECIAL EQUIPMENT NEEDED TO NOT GET ELECTROCUTED IN THE HELMSQUARTERS IS FUCKING HEAVY. @TWIREAVENGED DON'F FUCKING BITE ME.
oh are you com♊︎ng down two fulf♊︎ll ♊︎t2 groom♊︎ng reque2t?? how fun.. ♊︎t w♊︎ll not harm you twon♊︎ght..
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I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. I'M TAKING CARE OF *YOU* FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE, SO JUST DON'T FIGHT ME TOO AGGRESSIVELY.
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR NOW. WARNING BITES, NOT IRREPARABLE SHIT. I'LL FUCKING LISTEN IF YOU TELL ME NO.
and before anyone asks where are the shoes in my club fit. im wearing none my dogs are hella out
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THEY ALWAYS REEK OF THAT FUCKING INCENSE, TOO. IT LINGERS...
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IF YOU NEED TO BORROW SOMETHING IN THE MEANTIME, I CAN GRAB YOU SOME CLOTHES FOR NOW.
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I'LL BE RIGHT OVER. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. BESIDES, THIS BULGE-WIPE COULD USE A BREAK FROM CONVERSATION.