Poseon Triton
@underseaSuperego
I cook. Nothing else to it.
the matezpr?t glaz?ng award goez to @underzeaZuperego...zzZ
I need to lay off MMy own cooking...I belieVVe I'VVe gained weight because of it. ( I belieVVe this goes in the #suggestiVVe or #nsfw category, just to be safe. I aMM posting this picture to MMake sure I don't look too fat. ) https://cdn.discordapp.coMM/attachMMents/1506375591346311208/1507955626045870090/iMMage.png?ex=6a13c89d&is=6a12771d&hMM=2b4c657fc9171bfaa6baff251b373ac9a4c10e3354b060c21af9136305f9861d&
you look absholutely lovely… lovely as you are darling （╹◡╹）♡
hello mi corazón! i shee that you were excited… excited to find me on here!
Friend update he's ☆kay!!! I d☆n't kn☆w why his tankt☆p is ripped th☆ugh... I had t☆ cr☆uch d☆wn t☆ take a picture because I'm like 7 feet tall and he's like 5 feet s☆mething ^_^" https://cdn.disc☆rdapp.c☆m/attachments/1480389645597409430/1506539219756257401/Illustrati☆n474.png?ex=6a0ea17c&is=6a0d4ffc&hm=4892e1ac69bbf4d927b8f9e002ef58fdc9d0c7ec1f92383fef1bebfc8fdf53d7
I slipped. ((this is a lie, he did not slip, he was celebrating that his MMatesprit was on chittr))
▲why do you look like troll bbno$▼
▲so what you just repeat what people say, that's your thing?▼
No I'MM just VVery confused. He doesn't haVVe long hair like I do so i fail to see the reseMMblance.
Aw fuck MMy MMoirail is on chittr now. Ballocks.
(Just t-tried meal p-prep, is i-it supposed t-to leave y-you with a-a deep f-feeling of s-sadness to s-see all t-those boxes o-of pasta i-in the c-coolblock or i-is it j-just me?)
No it isn't. You should feel proud that you're organized enough to MMeal prep. Don't feel sad. Feel pride.
I like MMaking new dishes for MMy MMatesprit to try. She always loVVes theMM. I would use an eMMoticon to display happiness but I can't coMMe up with one to show MMy horns. So for now I will use this. :3
(◕ ᴥ ◕) guhow nice! guwhat kind of dishes do gyuu make?
A wide VVariety. I like to challenge MMyself and try new things.
I'MM still recoVVering froMM looking at the culinary MMistake that is Arby's.
🜏 you ♱ake ♱ha♱ baxk ♅
arby's is fuckin incredible. aint no ot)(er place i can stack a s)(itton of meat as a burger and get my grub on. you know i met t)(e ceo? gave )(im some tips for t)(e menu... )(e)(, lets just say t)(e "we got t)(e meats" slogan? yours truly.
I decided to take a gander at the Arby's MMenu. @sayonaraShadow was right. This aboMMination of a sandwich looks like if you cut off soMMeone's nook, dried it up, and put it between buns. How is this place still in business. I need to throw up.
oh gods is it really that 8ad. do I dare
What is an "Arby's" and why do huMMans hate it so MMuch?
[S#outout to my mo!r@!l #e's @ b!tc#boy t#@t gets pegged]
Cast your votes #ragebait https://i.imgur.com/n42Anj1.png
All of these except for FlaMMin Hot Cheetos OMMelet. The oMMelet has potential.
Nobody post their pictures of their failed cooking atteMMpts. I WILL berate you. I will also tell you the right way to do whateVVer you fucked up on.
https://i.ibb.co/cKFK3R8VV/fexxesshitpostpoptart.png What's the VVerdict chef?
https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_5787.png
Um - okay - so - so - - soo - um - uh - how - do - you - not - burn - a - sandwich >
MMaybe try toasting it on a lower teMMperature next tiMMe. That was VVery idiotic.