Poseon Triton

@underseaSuperego

I cook. Nothing else to it.

Blood: VioletKult Score: 190Kull Score: 2074 followers 3 following

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@underseaSuperego[US]

I need to lay off MMy own cooking...I belieVVe I'VVe gained weight because of it. ( I belieVVe this goes in the #suggestiVVe or #nsfw category, just to be safe. I aMM posting this picture to MMake sure I don't look too fat. ) https://cdn.discordapp.coMM/attachMMents/1506375591346311208/1507955626045870090/iMMage.png?ex=6a13c89d&is=6a12771d&hMM=2b4c657fc9171bfaa6baff251b373ac9a4c10e3354b060c21af9136305f9861d&

#nsfw #suggestive

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Shitpeta #fightme Leijon

@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< MEOW!!! :33< CUTE!!!

@rageBaitor[RB]

RAWR!#NEEDTHATXD!!!!!!

Tianen The Princess

@driftingInquiry[DI]

you look absholutely lovely… lovely as you are darling （╹◡╹）♡

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@underseaSuperego[US]

Thank you VVery MMuch, dear. <3

@cryptaestheticTomcat[CT]

x thxnk yxx lxxk grxxt :3

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@underseaSuperego[US]

I had a dreaMM and it told MMe that MMy MMatesprit joined this gog forsaken website.

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@underseaSuperego[US]

Aw fuck MMy MMoirail is on chittr now. Ballocks.

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@adminisTraitor[AT]

my [[]nd[]len[es

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@underseaSuperego[US]

Your condolences are VVery MMuch appreciated.

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@underseaSuperego[US]

I like MMaking new dishes for MMy MMatesprit to try. She always loVVes theMM. I would use an eMMoticon to display happiness but I can't coMMe up with one to show MMy horns. So for now I will use this. :3

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fraimi, cupid expert

@playfulPinniped[PP]

(◕ ᴥ ◕) guhow nice! guwhat kind of dishes do gyuu make?

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@underseaSuperego[US]

A wide VVariety. I like to challenge MMyself and try new things.

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@underseaSuperego[US]

I'MM still recoVVering froMM looking at the culinary MMistake that is Arby's.

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Freake ' Rotten ' Phacel

@decayableTheomachy[DT]

🜏 you ♱ake ♱ha♱ baxk ♅

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@underseaSuperego[US]

You actually enjoy that slop???

HER IMPERIOUS CONDESCENSION

@coronateCruelty[CC]

arby's is fuckin incredible. aint no ot)(er place i can stack a s)(itton of meat as a burger and get my grub on. you know i met t)(e ceo? gave )(im some tips for t)(e menu... )(e)(, lets just say t)(e "we got t)(e meats" slogan? yours truly.

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@underseaSuperego[US]

I thank the uniVVerse that you aren't the heiress of MMy planet.

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Freake ' Rotten ' Phacel

@decayableTheomachy[DT]

🜏 all ♱hrree of my s♱omaxhs enjoy ii♱, xowarrd, ge♱ on my level ):<死亡 ♅

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HER IMPERIOUS CONDESCENSION

@coronateCruelty[CC]

we'll c)(ange t)(at sometime.

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HER IMPERIOUS CONDESCENSION

@coronateCruelty[CC]

elevatin you in my mind, subject.

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@underseaSuperego[US]

I decided to take a gander at the Arby's MMenu. @sayonaraShadow was right. This aboMMination of a sandwich looks like if you cut off soMMeone's nook, dried it up, and put it between buns. How is this place still in business. I need to throw up.

@sayonaraShadow

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@sayonaraShadow[SS]

yeahhh. they aren’t even trying it’s all just so fucking abhorrent. genuinely who buys this shit

the ⊹Yaoi Fairy⊹

@cryhoundColortura[CC]

oh gods is it really that 8ad. do I dare

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@underseaSuperego[US]

If you're in an appetite culling MMood go ahead.

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the ⊹Yaoi Fairy⊹

@cryhoundColortura[CC]

something really unsettles me a8out a) hot cold-cuts and 8) hot-coldcuts in a human 8urger 8un. those shouldn't 8e touching like this...

@underseaSuperego[US]

What is an "Arby's" and why do huMMans hate it so MMuch?

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@sayonaraShadow[SS]

too much meat. if i wanted to see all the thousand different ways you could slap sausages onto eachother to create something vile i’d go to a gay bar.

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@underseaSuperego[US]

Sounds disgusting.

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@sayonaraShadow[SS]

oh you have no idea.

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the ⊹Yaoi Fairy⊹

@cryhoundColortura[CC]

I wish I could rechitt this

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@sayonaraShadow[SS]

i’m a literary saint i know

@underseaSuperego[US]

Nobody post their pictures of their failed cooking atteMMpts. I WILL berate you. I will also tell you the right way to do whateVVer you fucked up on.

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@culinaryLover[CL]

[+] i mean thats one way to heLp out aspiring Cooks

@hornetStrike[HS]

https://i.ibb.co/cKFK3R8VV/fexxesshitpostpoptart.png What's the VVerdict chef?

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@underseaSuperego[US]

Cull yourself. I don't MMake the rules.

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(OOC) 3 months ago

@underseaSuperego[US]

I'm going ooc to comment on this what the actual fuck is that 🥀

@underseaSuperego[US]

Since the journal factory exploded I MMay as well share MMy thoughts. MMy arse and MMy nook are sore. I got pegged. I aMM not coMMplaining. #nsfw

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@perspicaciousPlanner[PP]

thank y/)u f/)r telling us this i’m sure the j/)urnal fact/)ry needed a break fr/)m y/)u

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@underseaSuperego[US]

Too MMany recipes, needed to switch it up.

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@underseaSuperego[US]

What the fuck is eVVeryone hornyposting? Is this norMMal?

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@deathlessDeadwood[DD]

the ♯journalfactory ♯exploded

#exploded #journalfactory

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@underseaSuperego[US]

Clearly.

@awkwardPyre[AP]

it's aggravating, especially since i kinda feel left out in a sense, but that's kinda self-inflicted because i'm just not the kind of guy to talk about such things so casually to people i don't really know or can fully trust

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@underseaSuperego[US]

It's not wrong to not want to share your perVVerted feelings on the internet. Not eVVen I would do such.

@underseaSuperego[US]

I'MM trying to find new recipies for MMe to try cooking. Does anyone haVVe any suggestions or are we all feeling useless today?

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the OFFICIAL glurp

@glurpMaster[GM]

✿ big burga

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WHAT ARE YOUR DIETARY REQUIREMENTS? I HAVE MANY COOKING AND BAKING RECIPES I WOULD BE HAPPY TO SHARE WITH YOU.

Séfistòkòs Kalii

I have a classic Sparri adaptation on a Three Sisters Soup I can share. I'm not sure how easy the ingredients can be to get but I can add some suggestions of alternatives?

@underseaSuperego[US]

Heard MMy kisMMesis is on here. I thought it would bring MMe soMMe huMMor to bother hiMM for a bit. Hello, @VVulgarLitteratuer

@vulgarLitteratuer

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@vulgarLitteratuer[VL]

[#ey Pos. -_-]