Evil John Egbert
@ectoBiologist
i am evil !!!!
i am trying to scroll but im not wearing my glasses so my face is just squinting close to the screen. blehh!
John this is why you in my dimension has cataracts by age 25, please get help
✨🍭🕷️ https://wallpapercave.com/wp/wp5849229.jpg BOO!!!!! 🕷️🍭✨
Damn, Egbert with a cynical edge is kind of peak send chit
i was evil FIRST!!!!!!
you are not joining my villain gang SHARKNADO 2 dude. but i guess we can both seperately be evil.
good, i'm glad we can come to a form of agreement back to throwing cakes at unsuspecting victims at eridanweek
who tf is tryna steel your thunder ima gettem
up to criminal activity right now :D!
sometimes you just need to kill your boyfriend for fun :) #nsfe #violence
everyone needs one true piss pal to help them through the years.
And who would yours be?
KUDOS! ❤︎
because i got tired of everyone expecting me to be really nice all the time. so now if i just say i am evil it is easier. also i am part of an evil gang! so that helps. we do crimes and stuff :p
@taciturnGodhead Comments?
youre the best #pisspal out there
i added evil to my name so you all know.
at least ur honestd
i disown all my descendants btw. not mine.
going deadbeat early this time damn
my boyfriend says you dont have to be gay to date a boy so i am the straightest boy dater around.
so many johns are gay now !!! not me though. :)
@coastalCriminal hi meenah !!!!
heeeeeey 38D shoalda told me to get on her earlier craws i cant be missin out on ez fame like this
woulda been peeved if you hadnt been. these mofuckas gotta kno we the top sharks here
why cant people be normal some times?
wdym normal lmao ur on chittr this is a free for all
EVERYDAY YOU BECOME MORE AND MORE LIKE A SPIRIT ANIMAL TO ME MOCALI
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man i hate when i go into the porn store and theres all kinds of insane porn everywhere #nsfw
snoooiioioiioooze
i am NOT in the porn store !!!!!!!!! #nsfw this isnt even really about the website it is about everywhere i go all the time forever :(
#abstinence #pornisthedevil #nsfw
practicing my evil poses :)
good point!! also i think you have a really nice name. i just thought i should say that.
Im sure youll still do great. If you ever want to be a sidekick or meat shield for me... Ive always got room for you.
aww. a shame. if you ever want to be in the best villain club then, let me know.
♯LET ME ♯TEACH YOU ♯THEWAYS
thinking about sharknado 2.
spell of 72 ants !!! go !!!!
one evil activity i enjoy is playing with my wind powers. so far i have learned how to make it reaaaaaally hard for people to breathe. i have only put it in practice once though. do not worry it was cool and agreed upon and everyone is fine.
hi its me! evil john!
Fantastic news I've been needing a new attending in my #EvilOperatingRoom.
yeah but. man i will be honest a lot of people tell me theyre related to me. and they probably are because my dna was used in making like, all of earth c? so i dont feel that attached to my descendants. you will probably have better luck with a less evil john though.
*crying* *both because you're being mean to me and because you're reminding me just how many people i'm fucking related to jesus christ* *sob!*