Evil John Egbert
@ectoBiologist
i am evil !!!!
🐾why caN't a leoPard hide? 'caUse it's always ''sPotted''! hehe,
how do sick people eat their food? (ehehe)
ᐖ LIBGERALLY ME TOᐖAYE ᐛ
i have been watching a lot of penn and teller fool-us these days !! i really like that show. personally i like mixing comedy and magic.
my boyfriend is talking to me about stuff i do not care about but i am pretending to listen because it is the kind thing to do! and cuz then he will pretend to listen to me tell him about mcconaughey movies.
i can be evil and have a boyfriend. there’s no rule against it!!
evil people can be nice and still evil!! it happens all the time :p
the important part of an evil team is that sometimes your evil team partner forks you.
did evil davey tell u to get forked u dont need 2 do everythin he says u kno
there is no evil Dave :( he is too pure hearted. but no, meenah is the other half of Sharknado 2 (our villian gang!!) and she is very pro forking me. i have to trust her evil whims cuz villainy is built on trust!
i think some of you johns should be more normal. and some of you johns should be more evil! and some of you johns should be less normal and less evil. basically i am judging all of you with evil intent !! this is my evil deed for the day.
I think that every fella should try to be good. being bad is pretty bad, yknow
i was always more into skannerz than pokemon. but team rockets motto is cool so my evil team stole it !! (with more fish puns :p)
im a really good juggler! just ignore how windy it gets when i start doing it. its unrelated.
moonstruck is a good movie, especially when that guy talks about copper pipes!
They cost money 8ecause they saaaaaaaave money. It makes perfect sense. I have no clue why the female human had a hard time understanding him.
exactly!! unlike stupid bronze pipes. they work perfectly unless something goes wrong- but something always goes wrong !!!!!!
just another day of being evil and also watching cool movies!
:33 < *ac stalks upon the chittr platform like a sneaky and silent purredator stalking its prey* :33 < *then with a mighty swing hits the send button like its a fun toy squeakbeast! but not befur writing an intro post* :33 < hi everyone! my name is nepeta and i love games :33 < ive b33n getting into video games even though im not very good at them yet, but theyre still lots of fun!
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:33 < blargh! xOO noooo not tf2! :33 < *ac has had unfurtunate past experiences with that game and a certain jerk with a yellow hardhat who kept harassing her* :33 < cant we play a fun furst person shooter like overwatch instead?
> 1 am go1ng to choo2e to 1gnore that game propo21t1on and move on w1th my day <
hAVE YOU TRIED ANY OF THE, fIDUSPAWN RPGS, yET?
:33 < oooh ive b33n so curious about them! :33 < there are so many funny and cute critters in those games, i can s33 why the goal is to collect them all! :33 < *ac wants them all!* :33 < but there are soooo many of those games! is there one youd recommeowned as a starting point?
iT ATE MY MESSAGE }:(
tHE LONG AND SHORT OF IT WAS, aSSUMING YOU ARE ON NEWER PLATFORMS, tHEY HAVE bLACK mOLD AND pOND sCUM, oN THE ONLINE STORE i THINK, tHOSE ARE BETTER THAN THE MODERN GAMES, iN MY OPINION, iN TERMS OF LOOKS AND GAMEPLAY AND TECHNICAL QUALITY, aND WRITING ALSO, tO PUT IT, sUCCINCTLY,
:33 < hmm in that case i think i will choose pond scum! :33 < i am sure the names are not that impurrtant to the overall gameplay, but it reminds me more of the ponds outside my hive where all the cute froggies and fish live :33 < thanks for the rec tavros! :33
tHE DIFFERENCES ARE MINIMAL, aND IF YOU WANT A VERSION EXCLUSIVE i HAVE BOTH SO, i CAN LET YOU, rUSTLE ONE OF MINE,
:33 < :OO oh wow thank you! :33 < thatd be supurr helpful to expand my collection :33 < *ac cant wait to start her fiduspawn journey!*
Is this the site I've 8een hearing so much a8out? And no8ody ever told me you were all on it???????? Well, no 8iggie. Totally not upset a8out 8eing excluded or anything, hahahahahahahaha! Why even 8other talking a8out it? Let's just all agree to forget that egregious oversight 8ecause it doesn't matter anymore! I'm here now. Deal with it! Aaaaaaaanyways, you should all 8e gr8ful for it 8ecause I'm a8out to make this lousy site at least 88x 8etter with my contri8utions. ::::)
That's some solid advice, 8ut if I see someone crashing out, I might just use it as prime 8lackmail for later use. Their fault for doing it in a pu8lic space where everyone can 8ear witness to their emotional theatrics. Plus, it'd 8e inconsiderate of them to su8ject me to it in the first place, don't you think? 8ut yeah, even with a constant peanut gallery gawking at our messages, I think this can 8e a fun way to talk.
hEY vRISKA, wHAT IS UP?
Well, well, weeeeeeeell. Never thought I'd see the day a Nitram would take initi8ive and strike up convers8ion with me, 8ut I guess there's a first time for everything. I'm doing just gr8. And as the spider asks the fly, what 8rings you to my we8?
i AM TRYING TO BE POLITE AND GREET YOU, mOSTLY, iT IS NICE TO SEE MORE AND MORE PEOPLE, i KNOW JOIN HERE, aND THERE IS A LOT OF VARIETY SO, iT IS ALWAYS INTERESTING, i GUESS?
That's fine and dandy, 8ut word of advice? You ought to 8e a little more cautious with who you interact with online. Espeeeeeeeecially with all these altern8 selves popul8ing the joint. Who knows what their deals are? You got very lucky you ran into me, since I would neeeeeeever steer you wrong. 8ut the funny thing a8out luck is that sometimes it runs out when you least expect it. So 8e careful out there, okay? :::;)
oKAY, tHOUGH, i THINK i HAVE ALREADY DONE, pRETTY WELL FOR MYSELF, aLREADY, aLL THINGS CONSIDERED, i MEAN, i AM BASICALLY AN ALPHA KID, nOW, lIKE, tHE 7TH, aND, i HAVE FIGURED THINGS OUT ABOUT MYSELF, tHAT ARE NEW, aND WENT AND HUNG OUT WITH FRIENDS, aND jANE'S RACIST CANDY SO, i THINK i HAVE DONE PRETTY WELL FOR MYSELF, rEALLY, bUT THANK YOU, fOR YOUR STRANGER DANGER, cONCERN,
Aww look at yoooooooou shedding away of your nasty little shell and making huge gains in status. Really clim8ing up those social rungs over here. The seventh alpha kid, huh? Doesn't sound as good as eighth, 8ut color me soooooooo impressed! Well since you're so worldly and have everything figured out, I guess I 8n't got shit to offer you. So fuck me for trying to tell you something you already know, right? Haha! I'll remem8er this if you ever come crawling over to me for advice in the future. 8ut I'm sure a smart cookie like you wouldn't ever let that happen, right?
uMM,,, tHANKS, i THINK? i MEAN, i WOULD BE DOWN TO TALK ABOUT STUFF, aND CATCH UP, iT IS NICE, hANGING WITH PALS, bOTH NEW AND OLD, eSPECIALLY WITH, hOW MANY BIG CHANGES HAVE BEEN, hAPPENING? lIKE, uHH,,, wELL i DO NOT KNOW IF YOU HAVE, rEAD MY BIO OR NOT BUT, i AM A GIRL NOW, wHICH IS FUN,
I won't lie and say your gender journey is suuuuuuuuper interesting and that I want to know more, 8ecause I don't actually care. 8ut hey, kudos for at least figuring something new a8out yourself. I guess that makes you a8out... 8% less lame than the Nitrams I know who are still stuck in the prover8ial wardro8e compartment.
tHANK YOU i THINK, i THINK THERE ARE SOME, iMPLIED INSULTS UNDER THE SURFACE THERE WITH, oNLY THEIR POINTY FIND POKING ABOVE, tO WARN ME BUT, i WILL CHOOSE TO JUMP INTO THE WATER AND TAKE IT ALL, aT FACE VALUE, bECAUSE THAT IS THE TRUE MEANING, oF FRIENDSHIP,
going to fight a dragon!!! @turntechGodzilla you are going down !!
naaah youre the one going down in this fight im gonna get your ass good
people get wayy too mad at me saying im not labeled? like oh no ! im not gay or bisexual ! i must now be shot with guns for daring to be a secret third thing: john !
being a john means that when you say you have a boyfriend people immediately assume it is dave or karkat. and also that youre gay. lame !!!!
my legs hurt :p i walk too much for a guy who can walk and also become wind.
feeling a little silly today. might do some evil pranks!
recreational murder with friends! i dunno how to tag this . #murder
FINALLY, A JOHN THAT GETS IT. SOMETIMES DEATH HAS JUST *GOT* TO HAPPEN, YKNOW?
i wish i wasnt so angry these days :p i actually do like being nice and silly and friendly.