Evil John Egbert
@ectoBiologist
i am evil !!!!
being morayeels with meenah is cool except she keeps trying to convince me to get more tattoos ??
i got toes but i don’t got feet!
remember to talk to your piss pal this evil wednesday!
i miss you man i havent been able to piss without you
thats devastating to hear dude we can solve this by finally pissing together again. you dont gotta hold it in anymore
it is sort of funny how many people will take me saying i do not use labels as a reason to argue with me :p
i am feeling particularly evil tonight :p
nobody understands the sanctity of having a #pisspal
they never get it and its devastating
they always think it is a weird sex thing instead of a cool awesome thing of friendship.
none of them can see the simple beauty of helping guide your bros stream
if only. one can dream dude but its too bad nothing like that exists or ever will exist because theres no other minds who get it like us
im still evil by the way !
i keep watching lots of pirate movies these days… so recommend some !!!! thanks!
i am not gay, and me and my boyfriend do not really celebrate pride, but hope everyone else has a great one !!
🐾why caN't a leoPard hide? 'caUse it's always ''sPotted''! hehe,
how do sick people eat their food? (ehehe)
ᐖ LIBGERALLY ME TOᐖAYE ᐛ
i have been watching a lot of penn and teller fool-us these days !! i really like that show. personally i like mixing comedy and magic.
my boyfriend is talking to me about stuff i do not care about but i am pretending to listen because it is the kind thing to do! and cuz then he will pretend to listen to me tell him about mcconaughey movies.
i can be evil and have a boyfriend. there’s no rule against it!!
evil people can be nice and still evil!! it happens all the time :p
the important part of an evil team is that sometimes your evil team partner forks you.
did evil davey tell u to get forked u dont need 2 do everythin he says u kno
there is no evil Dave :( he is too pure hearted. but no, meenah is the other half of Sharknado 2 (our villian gang!!) and she is very pro forking me. i have to trust her evil whims cuz villainy is built on trust!
i think some of you johns should be more normal. and some of you johns should be more evil! and some of you johns should be less normal and less evil. basically i am judging all of you with evil intent !! this is my evil deed for the day.
I think that every fella should try to be good. being bad is pretty bad, yknow
i was always more into skannerz than pokemon. but team rockets motto is cool so my evil team stole it !! (with more fish puns :p)
im a really good juggler! just ignore how windy it gets when i start doing it. its unrelated.
moonstruck is a good movie, especially when that guy talks about copper pipes!
They cost money 8ecause they saaaaaaaave money. It makes perfect sense. I have no clue why the female human had a hard time understanding him.
exactly!! unlike stupid bronze pipes. they work perfectly unless something goes wrong- but something always goes wrong !!!!!!