Evil John Egbert

@potionSeller[PS]

yꙮu've prꙮbably heard ꙮf peꙮple catching lightning in a bꙮttle. hell, maybe yꙮu've even seen a whꙮle stꙮrm in a bꙮttle. i, fꙮr ꙮne, have a sharknadꙮ in a bꙮttle. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man

Kult: +10

Kull: +10

Total: 20

Ratio: 1.00

but you’ll never get sharknado 2 !!

john.

@ectoBiologies[EB]

john.

Kult: +25

Kull: +15

Total: 40

Ratio: 1.67

john!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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john.

@ectoBiologies[EB]

evil john.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @ectoBiologies[EB]

Just Another Kanaya Maryam

evil john… >:D!

@gloomyAstratrix[GA]

I Am Evil Kanaya Now

Kult: +19

Kull: +5

Total: 24

Ratio: 3.80

welcome to the club!! it is very fun to be evil :)!

1 month ago

Machine Heart

Gears inside this user push crude lifeblood.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

@armoredMorbosa[AM]

i love you don't you love me?

Kult: +10

Kull: +10

Total: 20

Ratio: 1.00

1 month ago

not particularly, no!

Rose Belvedere Lalonde

Sweet By Another Name

This user sure is.

Lavender Menace

A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.

Hallowhiskers

This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!

Shadow Chittr Money Gang

This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.

True Opeth Fan

Sorrow.

N'Zot Like Other Girls

This user's third eye has opened.

chaku-mun

This user loves the cooling night, the beautiful moon.

@melindaandThemoor[MT]

Been a while since I posted one of these. Favorite movie quote? Mine is: "You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling." from Inception.

Kult: +20

Kull: +5

Total: 25

Ratio: 4.00

oh man!! there so many.. "The Snowflakes Are Perfect. The Stars Are Perfect. Not Us. Not Us! We Are Here To Ruin Ourselves And To Break Our Hearts And Love The Wrong People And Die." from moonstruck is a really good one!!! and "Sorry Boss, But There's Only Two Men I Trust. One Of Them's Me. The Other's Not You." from con-air is so cool!! or "Shoot Him Again...His Soul's Still Dancing." or- geez i have a whole list!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

how do sick people eat their food? (ehehe)

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

David "D" Strider Official

they a-chew it!

Kult: +15

Total: 15

Verified

A user of established repute

@transcendGodhood[TG]

you wanna scuk my dick so bad here it fuckin is @tmzOfficial #nsfw [The following image has been removed.]

@tmzOfficial

#nsfw

Kult: +16

Kull: +10

Total: 26

Ratio: 1.60

wow he is kinda losing it !

the important part of an evil team is that sometimes your evil team partner forks you.

Kult: +35

Kull: +30

Total: 65

Ratio: 1.17

Rolal

@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

e.j.e. did u get forked?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

i get forked a lot :p.

↩ @ectoBiologist[EB]

Rolal

@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

u should stop gettin forked its bad 4 ur health

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

hmm.. are you sure? getting forked has been fine for me so far.

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Rolal

@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

did evil davey tell u to get forked u dont need 2 do everythin he says u kno

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

there is no evil Dave :( he is too pure hearted. but no, meenah is the other half of Sharknado 2 (our villian gang!!) and she is very pro forking me. i have to trust her evil whims cuz villainy is built on trust!

moonstruck is a good movie, especially when that guy talks about copper pipes!

Kult: +15

Kull: +10

Total: 25

Ratio: 1.50

Vriska Serket

@arachnidsGambit[AG]

They cost money 8ecause they saaaaaaaave money. It makes perfect sense. I have no clue why the female human had a hard time understanding him.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @arachnidsGambit[AG]

exactly!! unlike stupid bronze pipes. they work perfectly unless something goes wrong- but something always goes wrong !!!!!!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Vriska Serket

@arachnidsGambit[AG]

Is this the site I've 8een hearing so much a8out? And no8ody ever told me you were all on it???????? Well, no 8iggie. Totally not upset a8out 8eing excluded or anything, hahahahahahahaha! Why even 8other talking a8out it? Let's just all agree to forget that egregious oversight 8ecause it doesn't matter anymore! I'm here now. Deal with it! Aaaaaaaanyways, you should all 8e gr8ful for it 8ecause I'm a8out to make this lousy site at least 88x 8etter with my contri8utions. ::::)

Kult: +40

Kull: +15

Total: 55

Ratio: 2.67

hi vriska!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Vriska Serket

@arachnidsGambit[AG]

Heeeeeeeey, John! I guess this place 8n't so lame after all if you're here too. ::::)

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Meenah Peixes, You Know The Name

aww hehe. no, its pretty lame sometimes. but its neat we can talk here too! its like texting but less convenient. and sometimes you look at your friends nervous breakdowns and pretend like you dont see it.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Verified

A user of established repute

#TeamRing

This user pulled off the greatest heist of the century.

@cuttlefishCrusher[CC]

cuz of the special occasion i prawnmise not ta make fun of or otterwise insult disrespect or harm either of the blue humans an this is gonna take a lot outta so we betta appreciate it

Kult: +47

Kull: +15

Total: 62

Ratio: 3.13

Meenah Peixes, You Know The Name

its ok, you can fork me. birthday fork !

↩ @ectoBiologist[EB]

Verified

A user of established repute

#TeamRing

This user pulled off the greatest heist of the century.

@cuttlefishCrusher[CC]

dont encourage it evil egbuoy im bein betta tonight

Kult: +12

Total: 12

↩ @cuttlefishCrusher[CC]

im encouraging it !!

going to fight a dragon!!! @turntechGodzilla you are going down !!

@turntechGodzilla

Kult: +30

Kull: +10

Total: 40

Ratio: 3.00

dragon dave

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@turntechGodzilla[TG]

naaah youre the one going down in this fight im gonna get your ass good

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @turntechGodzilla[TG]

lol. that sounded so gay.

Rose Belvedere Lalonde