Evil John Egbert
@ectoBiologist
i am evil !!!!
every day i have to piss </3
u already hav a piss pal tho ://
I See.
i got toes but i don’t got feet!
remember to talk to your piss pal this evil wednesday!
i miss you man i havent been able to piss without you
thats devastating to hear dude we can solve this by finally pissing together again. you dont gotta hold it in anymore
nobody understands the sanctity of having a #pisspal
they never get it and its devastating
they always think it is a weird sex thing instead of a cool awesome thing of friendship.
none of them can see the simple beauty of helping guide your bros stream
if only. one can dream dude but its too bad nothing like that exists or ever will exist because theres no other minds who get it like us
gotta stop answering the door when i know its dave dragging me out why the fuck is he doing this i just told him i didnt want to get a sweet treat rn
push him!!! (evil intent) (sorry piss pal!!! I need to keep the villainy up :p)
oh i definitely did
hes fine it was a light shove
she pushed me and it broke my heart im not ok
heard a løt abøut thi$ weird game øn here $in¢e jøining eh might be fun tø pla¥ with m¥ friend$ $ømetime i'll a$k if the¥'re heard øf it
mhm, mind telling me detail$?
well first of all, if you are meant to play it you will, you don’t really get a choice. but it just sucks. you will die. you will watch your friends die. and you lose 99% of times. your planet will also die. everyone dies. and if you manage to win, which mind you, does not mean people don’t die, but if you win, then you now have The Most Responsibility Anyone Could Ever Have, and you are either stuck with that for eternity or you die if it’s merciful. but hey, i guess to some people it is worth it because you can make cool weapons.
¢øøl weapøn$ dø $øund neat. but i'll head the warning før nøw, eh gøt $øme thing$ i need tø keep fø¢u$ed øn an¥wa¥$
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