Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist

i am evil !!!!

Blood: IndigoKult Score: 486Kull Score: 55416 followers 10 following

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ORIGINAL CHITTS|REPLIES

@cuddlyCutthroat[CC]

3 lines and a bulge w♡uld fix me.. #nsfw

Kult: +35

Kull: +5

Total: 40

Ratio: 7.00

Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

________ ________ ________

Kull: +5

Total: 5

𝗷𝗼𝗵𝗻 𝗲𝗴𝗯𝗲𝗿𝘁.

@eB[EB]

we need to STOP jerking off! #nsfw #mentalhealth #healthyliving #lockthatcockup!!!

#healthyliving #nsfw #mentalhealth #lockthatcockup

Kult: +35

Kull: +27

Total: 62

Ratio: 1.30

Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

disagree !!!!!!!!!

Vriska ::::) ⓼

@arachnidzGrip[AG]

Guys, important question: 8ark8easts or spiders????????

Kult: +15

Kull: +10

Total: 25

Ratio: 1.50

Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

cool squid maybe.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

i feel like the only one who takes being a god seriously :p it sucks!

Kult: +25

Kull: +20

Total: 45

Ratio: 1.25

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@nannaEgbert[NE]

Why are you evil, John?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

because it is fun and also less frusterating.

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@nannaEgbert[NE]

But it's mean!

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Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

its not that mean.

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

i am trying to scroll but im not wearing my glasses so my face is just squinting close to the screen. blehh!

Kult: +25

Kull: +20

Total: 45

Ratio: 1.25

D. Eliezer Strider

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Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

John this is why you in my dimension has cataracts by age 25, please get help

Kult: +7

Total: 7

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Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

sounds like a skill issue to me !!!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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D. Eliezer Strider

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Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

Damn, Egbert with a cynical edge is kind of peak send chit

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

they love me for my evil charm.

@carcinoGenesis[CG]

GAH EVER SINCE THAT ROSE LALONDE BITCH OPENING UP HER GAPING MAW HATING JUST DOESN'T GIVE ME THE SAME CLICK OF PLEASURE BRAIN CHEMICALS ANYMORE. PERHAPS I AM TEMPORARILY OUT OF HATRED TO SPARE

Kult: +60

Kull: +55

Total: 115

Ratio: 1.09

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@carcinoGenesis[CG]

WHO THE FUCK ASKED YOU EVIL JOHN EGBERT- WAIT I HATE JOHN EGBERT I THINK HE'S ANNOYING AND UNFUNNY. QUICK SAY SOMETHING JOHN WOULD NEVER SAY.

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Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

why do people keep thinking 'evil john' means being the opposite of john !! i am just john who is also a villain !!!!!! i am not a different guy !!!

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@carcinoGenesis[CG]

OH WELL GO FUCK YOURSELF JOHN EGBERT YOU FUCKING SUCK AND SHOULD DIE OR WHATEVER

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

ok karkat :p.

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@carcinoGenesis[CG]

SEE I CAN'T EVEN SUMMON THE VITRIOL NECESSARY, I'M OFF MY GAME

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

hehe. you are so silly!

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@carcinoGenesis[CG]

I MIGHT AS WELL BE SILLY AT THIS POINT I MIGHT AS WELL WALK AROUND WITH BIIIIIG SHOES AND A BIIIIIG RED NOSE AND CHAAAAANGE MY NAME

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

honk it, dude!! hehe!

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@carcinoGenesis[CG]

NO I WILL NOT GO THAT FAR I AM A SILLY CLOWN DANCING MISERABLY ACROSS MY OWN POST I AM NOT SOME PURPLEBLOODED PERVERT

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

aw man... at least say your shoes are squeaky!

⚔︎ Bro ⚔︎

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Worst Brother Ever

Turned a childhood into a life long strife.

@tactfulTactriun[TT]

they got evil john.

Kult: +25

Kull: +15

Total: 40

Ratio: 1.67

Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

there can only be one.

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

i was evil FIRST!!!!!!

Kult: +17

Kull: +15

Total: 32

Ratio: 1.13

Evil John Egbert

@evilBiologist[EB]

we can be EVIIILLL together!

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

you are not joining my villain gang SHARKNADO 2 dude. but i guess we can both seperately be evil.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Evil John Egbert

@evilBiologist[EB]

if dirk doesn't win, i'm hating every chitt i see and egging everyone's fucking house immediately #eridanweek

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

WHAT THE FUCK ! MY BRAND !!!

Llevyn Blaidd, Monarch of Money

@crypticClinomaniac[CC]

im not there but i agree with evill john grab his dick and twist it

Kult: +20

Kull: +5

Total: 25

Ratio: 4.00

Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

?????????? is there ANOTHER evil John because i worked hard on this branding !!!!!!!!!!

Shitpeta #fightme Leijon

@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< meow meow meow! :33< and then we meow meow meow!

Kult: +15

Kull: +5

Total: 20

Ratio: 3.00

Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

cat. im a kitty cat! and i meow meow meow and i meow meow meow! cat im a kitty cat! and i dance dance dance and i dance dance dance!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

dave with three Es

@taciturnGodhead[TG]

she piss on my gate till im controversial #nsfw #pissgate

#pissgate #nsfw

Kult: +40

Kull: +19

Total: 59

Ratio: 2.11

Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

this is a real pisspal moment :)

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dave with three Es

@taciturnGodhead[TG]

#pisspals for life dude

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

she piss on my pal til i