Evil John Egbert
@ectoBiologist
i am evil !!!!
Been a while since I posted one of these. Favorite movie quote? Mine is: "You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling." from Inception.
oh man!! there so many.. "The Snowflakes Are Perfect. The Stars Are Perfect. Not Us. Not Us! We Are Here To Ruin Ourselves And To Break Our Hearts And Love The Wrong People And Die." from moonstruck is a really good one!!! and "Sorry Boss, But There's Only Two Men I Trust. One Of Them's Me. The Other's Not You." from con-air is so cool!! or "Shoot Him Again...His Soul's Still Dancing." or- geez i have a whole list!
how do sick people eat their food? (ehehe)
you wanna scuk my dick so bad here it fuckin is @tmzOfficial #nsfw [The following image has been removed.]
the important part of an evil team is that sometimes your evil team partner forks you.
did evil davey tell u to get forked u dont need 2 do everythin he says u kno
there is no evil Dave :( he is too pure hearted. but no, meenah is the other half of Sharknado 2 (our villian gang!!) and she is very pro forking me. i have to trust her evil whims cuz villainy is built on trust!
moonstruck is a good movie, especially when that guy talks about copper pipes!
They cost money 8ecause they saaaaaaaave money. It makes perfect sense. I have no clue why the female human had a hard time understanding him.
exactly!! unlike stupid bronze pipes. they work perfectly unless something goes wrong- but something always goes wrong !!!!!!
Is this the site I've 8een hearing so much a8out? And no8ody ever told me you were all on it???????? Well, no 8iggie. Totally not upset a8out 8eing excluded or anything, hahahahahahahaha! Why even 8other talking a8out it? Let's just all agree to forget that egregious oversight 8ecause it doesn't matter anymore! I'm here now. Deal with it! Aaaaaaaanyways, you should all 8e gr8ful for it 8ecause I'm a8out to make this lousy site at least 88x 8etter with my contri8utions. ::::)
Heeeeeeeey, John! I guess this place 8n't so lame after all if you're here too. ::::)
aww hehe. no, its pretty lame sometimes. but its neat we can talk here too! its like texting but less convenient. and sometimes you look at your friends nervous breakdowns and pretend like you dont see it.
cuz of the special occasion i prawnmise not ta make fun of or otterwise insult disrespect or harm either of the blue humans an this is gonna take a lot outta so we betta appreciate it
dont encourage it evil egbuoy im bein betta tonight
going to fight a dragon!!! @turntechGodzilla you are going down !!
naaah youre the one going down in this fight im gonna get your ass good
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yall ever think about being evil? not like morally reprehensible kinda evil just cartoon villain really inconvenient kinda evil i think id do a great fuckin job at that kinda thing i even got the cat that sits in my lap when i turn around in my chair to look at you when you walk in
i bet youd be hella good at it too if you did consider it lowkey i was only thinking about it because of my verses john
really? maybe i should try it then! we could both try it out. your john must be a cool guy!
im goign 2 bcum evil is tht ok w u guyz