Evil John Egbert
@ectoBiologist
i am evil !!!!
how do sick people eat their food? (ehehe)
i have been watching a lot of penn and teller fool-us these days !! i really like that show. personally i like mixing comedy and magic.
my boyfriend is talking to me about stuff i do not care about but i am pretending to listen because it is the kind thing to do! and cuz then he will pretend to listen to me tell him about mcconaughey movies.
i can be evil and have a boyfriend. there’s no rule against it!!
evil people can be nice and still evil!! it happens all the time :p
the important part of an evil team is that sometimes your evil team partner forks you.
did evil davey tell u to get forked u dont need 2 do everythin he says u kno
there is no evil Dave :( he is too pure hearted. but no, meenah is the other half of Sharknado 2 (our villian gang!!) and she is very pro forking me. i have to trust her evil whims cuz villainy is built on trust!
i think some of you johns should be more normal. and some of you johns should be more evil! and some of you johns should be less normal and less evil. basically i am judging all of you with evil intent !! this is my evil deed for the day.
I think that every fella should try to be good. being bad is pretty bad, yknow
i was always more into skannerz than pokemon. but team rockets motto is cool so my evil team stole it !! (with more fish puns :p)
im a really good juggler! just ignore how windy it gets when i start doing it. its unrelated.
moonstruck is a good movie, especially when that guy talks about copper pipes!
They cost money 8ecause they saaaaaaaave money. It makes perfect sense. I have no clue why the female human had a hard time understanding him.
exactly!! unlike stupid bronze pipes. they work perfectly unless something goes wrong- but something always goes wrong !!!!!!
just another day of being evil and also watching cool movies!
going to fight a dragon!!! @turntechGodzilla you are going down !!
naaah youre the one going down in this fight im gonna get your ass good
people get wayy too mad at me saying im not labeled? like oh no ! im not gay or bisexual ! i must now be shot with guns for daring to be a secret third thing: john !
being a john means that when you say you have a boyfriend people immediately assume it is dave or karkat. and also that youre gay. lame !!!!
my legs hurt :p i walk too much for a guy who can walk and also become wind.
feeling a little silly today. might do some evil pranks!
recreational murder with friends! i dunno how to tag this . #murder
FINALLY, A JOHN THAT GETS IT. SOMETIMES DEATH HAS JUST *GOT* TO HAPPEN, YKNOW?
i wish i wasnt so angry these days :p i actually do like being nice and silly and friendly.
i feel like the only one who takes being a god seriously :p it sucks!
every day i understand people i used to think were rude a little more.
strangers need to stop treating me like a friend is all im saying !!! i dont know any of them !!! and being friends with new people feels immoral to do as a god ! it is bias !!!