Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist

i am evil !!!!

Blood: IndigoKult Score: 486Kull Score: 54416 followers 10 following

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ORIGINAL CHITTS|REPLIES

Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

i wish i wasnt so angry these days :p i actually do like being nice and silly and friendly.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

i feel like the only one who takes being a god seriously :p it sucks!

Kult: +25

Kull: +20

Total: 45

Ratio: 1.25

@nannaEgbert[NE]

Why are you evil, John?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @nannaEgbert[NE]

Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

because it is fun and also less frusterating.

↩ @ectoBiologist[EB]

@nannaEgbert[NE]

But it's mean!

↩ @nannaEgbert[NE]

Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

its not that mean.

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

every day i understand people i used to think were rude a little more.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

strangers need to stop treating me like a friend is all im saying !!! i dont know any of them !!! and being friends with new people feels immoral to do as a god ! it is bias !!!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

sometimes being evil actually just means not being nice :p.

Kult: +5

Kull: +10

Total: 15

Ratio: 0.50

Vriska ::::) ⓼

@arachnidzGrip[AG]

YES!!!!!!!!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

i am trying to scroll but im not wearing my glasses so my face is just squinting close to the screen. blehh!

Kult: +30

Kull: +25

Total: 55

Ratio: 1.20

D. Eliezer Strider

@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

John this is why you in my dimension has cataracts by age 25, please get help

Kult: +7

Total: 7

@sugarspunBanshee[SB]

✨🍭🕷️ https://wallpapercave.com/wp/wp5849229.jpg BOO!!!!! 🕷️🍭✨

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @hollywoodGodhead[HG]

Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

sounds like a skill issue to me !!!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @ectoBiologist[EB]

D. Eliezer Strider

@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

Damn, Egbert with a cynical edge is kind of peak send chit

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @hollywoodGodhead[HG]

Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

they love me for my evil charm.

Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

i was evil FIRST!!!!!!

Kult: +32

Kull: +30

Total: 62

Ratio: 1.07

Evil John Egbert

@evilBiologist[EB]

we can be EVIIILLL together!

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @evilBiologist[EB]

Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

you are not joining my villain gang SHARKNADO 2 dude. but i guess we can both seperately be evil.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @ectoBiologist[EB]

Evil John Egbert

@evilBiologist[EB]

good, i'm glad we can come to a form of agreement back to throwing cakes at unsuspecting victims at eridanweek

@coastalCriminal[CC]

who tf is tryna steel your thunder ima gettem

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @coastalCriminal[CC]

@coastalCriminal[CC]

dont answer that i only just checked the replies

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Total: 5

Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

up to criminal activity right now :D!

Kult: +4

Kull: +5

Total: 9

Ratio: 0.80

Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

sometimes you just need to kill your boyfriend for fun :) #nsfe #violence

#violence #nsfe

Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

everyone needs one true piss pal to help them through the years.

Kult: +72

Kull: +45

Total: 117

Ratio: 1.60

Sec. Rose Belvedere Lalonde

@tentacleTherapist[TT]

And who would yours be?

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Total: 5

dave (but like the weird one)

@tornupGeargrind[TG]

why are you evil

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Total: 5

↩ @tentacleTherapist[TT]

Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

mine is dave :) with 3 es.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@archiveAddict[AA]

KUDOS! ❤︎⁠

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Total: 5

↩ @tornupGeargrind[TG]

Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

because i got tired of everyone expecting me to be really nice all the time. so now if i just say i am evil it is easier. also i am part of an evil gang! so that helps. we do crimes and stuff :p

↩ @ectoBiologist[EB]

Sec. Rose Belvedere Lalonde

@tentacleTherapist[TT]

@taciturnGodhead Comments?

@taciturnGodhead

Kult: +5

Total: 5

dave with three Es

@taciturnGodhead[TG]

youre the best #pisspal out there

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @tentacleTherapist[TT]

dave with three Es

@taciturnGodhead[TG]

hes my piss pal for life yo

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @taciturnGodhead[TG]

Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

#pisspals4lyfe

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Total: 5

Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

i added evil to my name so you all know.

Kult: +15

Kull: +5

Total: 20

Ratio: 3.00

@totesGruesome[TG]

at least ur honestd

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

i disown all my descendants btw. not mine.

Kult: +25

Kull: +17

Total: 42

Ratio: 1.47

Ruby "Yiffany" Longstocking

@guarddogTempestuous[GT]

going deadbeat early this time damn

Kull: +2

Total: 2

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Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

yeah i am like evil and stuff.

↩ @ectoBiologist[EB]

Ruby "Yiffany" Longstocking

@guarddogTempestuous[GT]

oh cool

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

my boyfriend says you dont have to be gay to date a boy so i am the straightest boy dater around.

Kult: +5

Kull: +2

Total: 7

Ratio: 2.50

Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

so many johns are gay now !!! not me though. :)

Kult: +40

Kull: +30

Total: 70

Ratio: 1.33

@ectoBiologist[EB]

me neither! proud boob-lover here!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @ectoBiologist[EB]

@gardenGamma[GG]

john i dont know if you should call it that

↩ @gardenGamma[GG]

@ectoBiologist[EB]

yeah, should've just said girl-liker. i have regrets.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @ectoBiologist[EB]

@gardenGamma[GG]

pats your pretty long hair

↩ @ectoBiologist[EB]

Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

it is ok to like boobs :)

↩ @gardenGamma[GG]

@ectoBiologist[EB]

aww, thanks! pets you between the ears.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

@coastalCriminal hi meenah !!!!

@coastalCriminal

Kult: +25

Kull: +20

Total: 45

Ratio: 1.25

@coastalCriminal[CC]

heeeeeey 38D shoalda told me to get on her earlier craws i cant be missin out on ez fame like this

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @coastalCriminal[CC]

@coastalCriminal[CC]

here* fuck this ship already ragebaitin me

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @coastalCriminal[CC]

Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

my bad! i have been spreading the beauty of sharknado 2!!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @ectoBiologist[EB]

@coastalCriminal[CC]

woulda been peeved if you hadnt been. these mofuckas gotta kno we the top sharks here

Kult: +10

Total: 10

Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

why cant people be normal some times?

Kult: +75

Kull: +65

Total: 140

Ratio: 1.15

Roxy Lalonde (Neko)

@tipsynekoGnostalgic[TG]

wdym normal lmao ur on chittr this is a free for all

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @dynamicFlowfields[DF]

@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

EVERYDAY YOU BECOME MORE AND MORE LIKE A SPIRIT ANIMAL TO ME MOCALI

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @carcinoGeneticist[CG]

Mocáli Flaske

@dynamicFlowfields[DF]

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Kult: +19

Kull: +2

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Ratio: 9.50

@turntechGodhead[TG]

man i hate when i go into the porn store and theres all kinds of insane porn everywhere #nsfw

Kult: +12

Total: 12

@totesGruesome[TG]

snoooiioioiioooze

Kult: +2

Total: 2

@damascusDoctorate[DD]

they made a Sharknado 2??

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

thank you !

↩ @damascusDoctorate[DD]

Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

ya its really good!!

↩ @turntechGodhead[TG]

Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

i am NOT in the porn store !!!!!!!!! #nsfw this isnt even really about the website it is about everywhere i go all the time forever :(

↩ @ectoBiologist[EB]

@turntechGodhead[TG]

#abstinence #pornisthedevil #nsfw

#nsfw #abstinence #pornisthedevil

Kult: +2

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Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

practicing my evil poses :)

Kult: +80

Kull: +70

Total: 150

Ratio: 1.14

↩ @joeyclaireExtraordinaire[JE]

Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

good point!! also i think you have a really nice name. i just thought i should say that.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @alacritousCadaver[AC]

Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

it is in my soul...

↩ @frivolousJapery[FJ]

Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

exactly! you get it. also, big fan !!!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @ectoBiologist[EB]

@alacritousCadaver[AC]

Im sure youll still do great. If you ever want to be a sidekick or meat shield for me... Ive always got room for you.

↩ @ectoBiologist[EB]

@joeyclaireExtraordinaire[JE]

awww, thank you!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @alacritousCadaver[AC]

Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

haha! thanks but no thanks. i am already in a villain gang.

↩ @ectoBiologist[EB]

@alacritousCadaver[AC]

aww. a shame. if you ever want to be in the best villain club then, let me know.

@deathlessDeadwood[DD]

♯LET ME ♯TEACH YOU ♯THEWAYS

#theways #teach #let

↩ @alacritousCadaver[AC]

Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

Sharknado 2 is already the best villain club.

↩ @deathlessDeadwood[DD]

Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

i already know the ways !!!

Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

thinking about sharknado 2.

Kult: +37

Kull: +25

Total: 62

Ratio: 1.48

C. Dualscar Ampora

@caesarsArmament[CA]

…wvhat’s that?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @caesarsArmament[CA]

Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

oh ! it is this really good movie. you should check it out !!!

↩ @caesarsArmament[CA]

C. Dualscar Ampora

@caesarsArmament[CA]

It’s about sharks? Is it as good as Jawvs.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @caesarsArmament[CA]

Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

even better than jaws!! there are WAY more sharks dude.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @ectoBiologist[EB]

C. Dualscar Ampora

@caesarsArmament[CA]

Huh. Wvell alright then. Guess I’ll check it out.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

spell of 72 ants !!! go !!!!

Kult: +30

Kull: +17

Total: 47

Ratio: 1.76

@agamemnonsTheory[AT]

Oh what the HELL man.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @agamemnonsTheory[AT]

Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

ants !

@ghostlyOracle[GO]

-+E 8h n8 n8t the ants whyyyy

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Evil John Egbert

@ectoBiologist[EB]

one evil activity i enjoy is playing with my wind powers. so far i have learned how to make it reaaaaaally hard for people to breathe. i have only put it in practice once though. do not worry it was cool and agreed upon and everyone is fine.

Kult: +5

Kull: +2

Total: 7

Ratio: 2.50