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we need to STOP jerking off! #nsfw #mentalhealth #healthyliving #lockthatcockup!!!
Guys, important question: 8ark8easts or spiders????????
Why are you evil, John?
Damn, Egbert with a cynical edge is kind of peak send chit
John this is why you in my dimension has cataracts by age 25, please get help
NO I WILL NOT GO THAT FAR I AM A SILLY CLOWN DANCING MISERABLY ACROSS MY OWN POST I AM NOT SOME PURPLEBLOODED PERVERT
I MIGHT AS WELL BE SILLY AT THIS POINT I MIGHT AS WELL WALK AROUND WITH BIIIIIG SHOES AND A BIIIIIG RED NOSE AND CHAAAAANGE MY NAME
dont answer that i only just checked the replies
who tf is tryna steel your thunder ima gettem
SEE I CAN'T EVEN SUMMON THE VITRIOL NECESSARY, I'M OFF MY GAME
:33< meow meow meow! :33< and then we meow meow meow!
THE RAIN IS INCREDIBLE WHAT VIBE COULD POSSIBLY BE FUCKED UP BY THE PLEASANT TAPPING OF RAIN DROPLETS ON YOUR DOMICILE
she piss on my gate till im controversial #nsfw #pissgate
fuck ok. thanks for guiding me in this issue just like you guide my stream #pisspals
@taciturnGodhead Comments?
KUDOS! ❤︎
this is a first for me man. am i doing ok
And who would yours be?
at least ur honestd
my morning truth is its my goal in life to kiss as many fellow daves as possible because no ones hotter than me
john egbert i know what u are
woulda been peeved if you hadnt been. these mofuckas gotta kno we the top sharks here
here* fuck this ship already ragebaitin me
heeeeeey 38D shoalda told me to get on her earlier craws i cant be missin out on ez fame like this
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EVERYDAY YOU BECOME MORE AND MORE LIKE A SPIRIT ANIMAL TO ME MOCALI
wdym normal lmao ur on chittr this is a free for all
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:33< woah! :33< secret kitty unlocked :33< mew have unlocked the secret kitty! :33< at anya time mew can click on it and it will meow at mew :33< watch out fur the 5% chance that it bites mew
What is villainy but merely malignant japery? Keep it up, young Egbert.
all poses are evil if you do them with evil intent.
Huh. Wvell alright then. Guess I’ll check it out.
It’s about sharks? Is it as good as Jawvs.
Fantastic news I've been needing a new attending in my #EvilOperatingRoom.
Do you mean it when you issue that apology? Or are you just trying to feint me into lowering my guard so you can say something truly nasty and dastardly?
Wouldst thou like to perform #EvilSurgery with me, Evil John?
evil john be like "i hate comedy and i loooooove cake!"
teehee this reaction made me giggle
