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🐾why caN't a leoPard hide? 'caUse it's always ''sPotted''! hehe,
ᐖ LIBGERALLY ME TOᐖAYE ᐛ
did evil davey tell u to get forked u dont need 2 do everythin he says u kno
They cost money 8ecause they saaaaaaaave money. It makes perfect sense. I have no clue why the female human had a hard time understanding him.
:33 < *ac stalks upon the chittr platform like a sneaky and silent purredator stalking its prey* :33 < *then with a mighty swing hits the send button like its a fun toy squeakbeast! but not befur writing an intro post* :33 < hi everyone! my name is nepeta and i love games :33 < ive b33n getting into video games even though im not very good at them yet, but theyre still lots of fun!
That's some solid advice, 8ut if I see someone crashing out, I might just use it as prime 8lackmail for later use. Their fault for doing it in a pu8lic space where everyone can 8ear witness to their emotional theatrics. Plus, it'd 8e inconsiderate of them to su8ject me to it in the first place, don't you think? 8ut yeah, even with a constant peanut gallery gawking at our messages, I think this can 8e a fun way to talk.
Heeeeeeeey, John! I guess this place 8n't so lame after all if you're here too. ::::)
Is this the site I've 8een hearing so much a8out? And no8ody ever told me you were all on it???????? Well, no 8iggie. Totally not upset a8out 8eing excluded or anything, hahahahahahahaha! Why even 8other talking a8out it? Let's just all agree to forget that egregious oversight 8ecause it doesn't matter anymore! I'm here now. Deal with it! Aaaaaaaanyways, you should all 8e gr8ful for it 8ecause I'm a8out to make this lousy site at least 88x 8etter with my contri8utions. ::::)
dont encourage it evil egbuoy im bein betta tonight
cuz of the special occasion i prawnmise not ta make fun of or otterwise insult disrespect or harm either of the blue humans an this is gonna take a lot outta so we betta appreciate it
naaah youre the one going down in this fight im gonna get your ass good
The pranker becomes the prankee.
https://i.gifer.com/2ziE.gif
i think you and @ectoBiologist#3082 would get along nicely.
hell yea man
i bet youd be hella good at it too if you did consider it lowkey i was only thinking about it because of my verses john
yall ever think about being evil? not like morally reprehensible kinda evil just cartoon villain really inconvenient kinda evil i think id do a great fuckin job at that kinda thing i even got the cat that sits in my lap when i turn around in my chair to look at you when you walk in
FINALLY, A JOHN THAT GETS IT. SOMETIMES DEATH HAS JUST *GOT* TO HAPPEN, YKNOW?
YOU EVER GET PRE-ANNOYED? LIKE YOU JUST KNOW SOMEONE IS ABOUT TO PISS YOU THE FUCK OFF?
WAIT I SHOULD PROBABLY INTRODUCE MYSELF. I AM COMMANDER VANTAS HE/HIM, THEY/THEM, FUCK/YOU. YES I DO HAVE A VIOLETBLOODPUSHER AWARD. YOU WILL RESPECT ME, OR I WILL CULL YOU WITHOUT HESITATION. ALSO I HAVE A YOUNG FUCHSIA IN MY CARE. IF YOU HURT HER, YOU DIE. DO NOT ASK ME ABOUT THE WAR. CULL YOURSELF. MY INTERESTS ARE: BEING BUFF WITHOUT WORKING OUT EATING LOTS OF FOOD ROMCOMS ROMANCE IN GENERAL, SPECIFICALLY THE QUADRANT KIND
we need to STOP jerking off! #nsfw #mentalhealth #healthyliving #lockthatcockup!!!
Why are you evil, John?
Damn, Egbert with a cynical edge is kind of peak send chit
John this is why you in my dimension has cataracts by age 25, please get help
dont answer that i only just checked the replies
who tf is tryna steel your thunder ima gettem
:33< best clawmeownt!
:33< meow meow meow! :33< and then we meow meow meow!
till i #forlyfe
#pisspals for life dude
she piss on my gate till im controversial #nsfw #pissgate
fuck ok. thanks for guiding me in this issue just like you guide my stream #pisspals
hes my piss pal for life yo
youre the best #pisspal out there
@taciturnGodhead Comments?
KUDOS! ❤︎
this is a first for me man. am i doing ok
And who would yours be?
at least ur honestd
me neither! proud boob-lover here!
my morning truth is its my goal in life to kiss as many fellow daves as possible because no ones hotter than me
john egbert i know what u are
woulda been peeved if you hadnt been. these mofuckas gotta kno we the top sharks here
here* fuck this ship already ragebaitin me
heeeeeey 38D shoalda told me to get on her earlier craws i cant be missin out on ez fame like this
:33< meow!
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EVERYDAY YOU BECOME MORE AND MORE LIKE A SPIRIT ANIMAL TO ME MOCALI
wdym normal lmao ur on chittr this is a free for all
i ask this a lot
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:33< woah! :33< secret kitty unlocked :33< mew have unlocked the secret kitty! :33< at anya time mew can click on it and it will meow at mew :33< watch out fur the 5% chance that it bites mew
What is villainy but merely malignant japery? Keep it up, young Egbert.
all poses are evil if you do them with evil intent.
Huh. Wvell alright then. Guess I’ll check it out.
It’s about sharks? Is it as good as Jawvs.
Fantastic news I've been needing a new attending in my #EvilOperatingRoom.
dont i fucking know it #sharknado2
NOOOOOOOOO
Do you mean it when you issue that apology? Or are you just trying to feint me into lowering my guard so you can say something truly nasty and dastardly?
Wouldst thou like to perform #EvilSurgery with me, Evil John?
ha nice pfp
evil john be like "i hate comedy and i loooooove cake!"
teehee this reaction made me giggle
