♦ pitied by @turntechGodhead
its anorexic girl summer
Uh Oh! @titularTerror R. Lalonde reportedly kicked fans out of her most recent book signing! Watch out fans - ship wrong and get shipped out! "I know who's on top" - R. Lalonde. 😧 https://i.postimg.cc/Z0kkkbpN/IMG-5990.jpg
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Hmmm... #Molested #Nsfw
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i didnt get the avian flu vaccine am i okay
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Hot puppet babes in your area but when are they in mine.
sure would be NICE to go to a grocery store with my MOM without PERVERTS FLIRTING WITH HER!!!!!!!!!
#seed #hand #implication #wtfdude
i know
Hungover and regretful.
famous rapper "old snake" dies on stage after taking one hit of a camel crusher
A disgusting creature. Kermit is too good for her. https://i.ibb.co/FbrD7Xng/Screenshot-20260327-110905.png
My distant relative discussed a court-ordered limitation of several miles. Emotionally, far more vast. Only an ill-fated disease of one party would spur a reunion.
Are you still considered a MILF if you're estranged from your children? Asking for a distant relative.
I have voted to accept the phrase “I’m just a girl” as a valid legal defense. This also includes many of its counterparts, including but not limited to; “I’m just a little guy,” “It’s my birthday,” and “I was tweaking.”
benzo addiction reportedly "good asf for you" by doctors in this newly published article #substance
Being torn away from my phone kicking and screaming, pitching a horrid fit #BeBackLater
Are you looking for an assistant? #EvilSurgery
Everythinga been g0ing d0wnhill aince my last girlfriend dumped me I am n0w in my heter0sexual era and i am MISERABLE
Thank heavens to betsy we have a banner feature now. I can handily display everything thats most important to me!
gonna invent 8 new type of surgery called kind surgery and i dunno what it ent8ils yet because i don't know how to surgery but part of the recovery process is kissing the hoMies goodnight and also eating lots of junk food and M8ybe 8 c8ke all by yourself
Wow, such praise from a respected member of this community. I thank you Mr. Strider.
Happy Tuesday.
ain't mad, get laid every night by a murderous clown.
#ILied #AwakeAndBlinking #PutmeoutofmyMisery
That does track.
Yeah?
Oh my word... my socks have been knocked CLEAN OFF. After a sparse bit of back and forthing with a few internet compatriots i managed to get my declawed mits on the frisky kittyfray known as AVATAR 2. After *many* a year of being primed on my haunches for a follow up to the groundbreaking original flick this helpful nugget of AWESOME has been delivered to me upon a silver tray and i had myself an absolute chow down on that *feast*. My bro can attest to the teter of my rump on the edge of my seat (couch UNDER me) as i poured myself wholeheartedly into the screen. Where to even start. The metkayina. Bro... flawless work. Their elegance cannot be undertapped because that potential is MASSIVE. Ronal might be the cream of the crop with her spicy tude and nigh perpetually popped hip but none hold a candle to the great neytiris return to the silver screen! The way my main man jake (no relation) talked down on her was hellishly unbefitting of a gentleman of his ilk but all couples have quarrels and i have faith this will resolve in due time as they build their family and reconstruct the wreckage of their lives. That spider guy is REALLY something... Anywho!!! Cannot wait until avatar 3!! I hope they get on it soon!
Quad this post if I am still allowed to do Evil Surgery on you. #EvilSurgery
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I miss my wife.
New relationship status: #Single
Peanut has killed my wife.
Get it notarized.
Everybody needs an outlet.
#nsfwe I can be trusted with young impressionable minds. Ideally if those young minds have daddy problems. If you fall into this category, feel free to DM. I can help you sail these troubled waters.
another day still not FAMOUS
♡All quads are open by the way♡
I fear you just ratio'd me.
Great. The @horrorTerror broke my notification hub. It’s now glitching out rapidly and completely useless. That’s what I get for trying to follow up on the email I sent.
My daughter said she's glad to have me around. Guys am I entering my girl dad era? #number1dad #dadlife #dadthings #relatable #whosdave
A father will help his daughter. By any means necessary. If that involves slipping in medication she obviously needs but refuses to take voluntarily, well. That's just being a good parent. A father knows best, after all.
LIGHTS CAMERA ACTION. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/86f8d78a85fc.png
They are saying I am out of touch AND out of time?
Anyone here into wireplay? Just as a hypothetical. #nsfw
does anyone else crave raw chicken or is it just me
So many Roxies. More than I ever thought I'd be able to talk to.
Accepting applications for new house pets. Requirements: - Must be friendly with guests - Open to pets - Have a spare kidney - Own funerary wear for your inevitable demise Please do not inquire as to the state of the last pet. Its simply too soon to relive the trauma.
look im seein a kerfuffle on my timeline ovver some trashy asshole hackin my account and sayin i ate my horse if you KNOWW me you knoww im savvin that horse for a truly fuckin rapturous occasion
Keep it up, my brother.
Is it stalking if they clearly like it (haven't called the cops)
Second time in my life someone's said that to me.
Every time I get jumpscared by some Mutie pinging some other Rose, I want to go Grimdark so violently it'll re-traumatize you fuckers. #Gore #SillyGoofyMood
wait big b hold on just hear me out man cmon @barackObama https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dc8dd0ad5773.png
More of a Skullpanda girl, thanks for trying though. #Unknowable #Mommydoesntunderstandme #Labubu #Skullpanda
I miss my ex wife.
Motherhood is quite challenging. Children question everything. Where do grubs come from? Why is the sky blue? Why can't I tell my friends who my parents are? It never ends, the stream of backtalk would make a sober woman drink.
Please dont place bids on my skivvies.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9df9c5edd34b.jpg got her ass so good
theres better things you could be leaking rn #heyo #gottem #alsostopthat
all the better to creampie with my dear ok that was bad let me go
just got into a yuri relationship with my friend chixie and made this stupid "chud" (dont know what that means) ground beef and noodles. https://i.redd.it/7t07usjyu6rg1.jpeg
My biggest supporter remains my biggest hater to keep me humble and balanced yet another top plan executed by my bro. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f11bd87364fa.jpg
fElt cutE might dElEtE latEr https://64.mEdia.tumblr.com/b39b0c14baE751d0cEb07650d8b34EdE/bacc4E01b72fb418-24/s500x750/284E7a61ab1d3fc0E1Efb13ff549384E953649dd.png
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man being a #boykisser is so hard sometimes especially when you have no boys to kiss
oh hey, maybe i should try this again nowv that folx (#vwoke) are awvake. if any of you ladies are looking for a good time, extra credit to rusties, jades, and fella seadvwellas, hit up my dms and wve can havwe a blast~ #nsfwv
trying to feed nepeta my homework so i have an excuse but she wont eat it
Now that I'm saving Roses in the divorce, I have a public service announcement. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/b9/9c/f2/b99cf23c67a6ba467bf14fd7139418e7.jpg #LalondeJustice
Nevermind, the war is back on. Mama is trying to take the kids. #DivorceCourt #CallMaury #SaveRose #DaveYoureStuckToo
There's gotta be a troll Maury somewhere. Gonna save my daughter. #CallMaury #NeverGiveUp #NeverBackDown #LateAdoption
Sigh. #CopOut #Setsmyjournaldownsadly #Nopsychoanalysisforsisterdearest
n0te t0 self: write a script aut0-bl0cking every strider fr0m my feed except the h0t 0nes. th0se are 0n thin ice.
I left and you all started engaging in public displays of sexual deviancy.
Not a no
Third bbud kite
Gavin's a second Bud Light
i think i havve a hate crush on myself
H9w strange it is t9 receive pity reacti9ns f9r s9mething I did n9t think was especially pitia6le.
*SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY* Scouting a potential roommate! Offering a choice selection from the english manors sprawling estate (attached photograph is just one of the many options available please contact me about themed habitats) and unhindered access to all proclivities that may take place on the property. Those with prospective interest must know that boons are of little importance to a member of earth-cs shining pantheon but i will be requesting a preemptive deposit to avoid any villains slipping through the cracks to completely sack my joint. Apply below! I will peruse your online going ons and if i like what i see we will be in contact shortly. Im quite an excellent host and im already tapping my heels together to get to know you. (Guest is responsible for any tidying up by applying you waive your right to trial if injuries are incurred during your clean up time.) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/96780724ed2c.jpg
[i wouldnt either if it was that low] [lmao]
Do you think she'll divorce me?
you shouldnt be keeping secrets from your wife, rose!! let alone the rest of your friends honestly but ESPECIALLY your wife!!!
HELP TOO MANY OF YOU JACKASSES "PITIED" MY POST AT ONCE AND NOW I HAVE UNREAD NOTIFICATIONS THAT I CAN'T SEE. WHAT DO I DO. SOMEONE FIX THIS GODDAMN WEBSITE.
#Now playing: Be My Daddy - Lana Del Rey 🎵
If you wish to become a star, please contact me.
a lot of wEmEn wamt to havE "sEcual innErcorE" with mE