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bro my swag stays killing and my pies be full of filling like so full of filling its actually compromising the structural stability of the pie to the point the crust needs chilling

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one time when i was like twelve bro took me to the asian market and made me say konnichiwa to the cashier but she was korean #amiaracist

#amiaracist

Kult: +62

Kull: +50

Total: 112

Ratio: 1.24

Brosprite

@broSprite[BS]

Yes. you are.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Didnt You Use That Human Slur On A Blog?!

↩ @greatAbscond[GA]

yeah

↩ @turntechGodhead[TG]

Is That Bad?!

↩ @greatAbscond[GA]

yeah

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @turntechGodhead[TG]

Oh My Gog!?

↩ @greatAbscond[GA]

hey man every white boy goes through a phase

↩ @turntechGodhead[TG]

Arent All Humans White?!

↩ @greatAbscond[GA]

youre gonna get yourself in trouble on here bro

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @turntechGodhead[TG]

Im Asking! All The Humans Are Like Paper White!

some of yall have the worst color combinations i have ever seen in my life

Kult: +40

Kull: +20

Total: 60

Ratio: 2.00

Rose Kitty Lalonde

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Lavender Menace

A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.

Eye-burning. #MyPurpleEyesHurt

#mypurpleeyeshurt

Kult: +5

Total: 5

actually scratch that and change it to havent seen cuz i cant read ninety percent of this site

Nothing like the beautiful, mild, lovely #RedAndPurple.

#redandpurple

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@tentacleTherapist#9177 says this isnt legal https://i.postimg.cc/MGbzqKVw/0cab356a183c236e7eb12464fb92026e.jpg

@tentacleTherapist#9177

Kult: +54

Kull: +45

Total: 99

Ratio: 1.20

Lorn Ryder

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@ambivalentGangsta[AG]

Clearly someone isn’t familiar with the power of parkour then

Kult: +5

Total: 5

-> with the way y'all build houses? that is perfectly fine. just run through the walls at full speed.

↩ @angryMechanic[AM]

what kind of hatespeech is this

Kult: +2

Total: 2

#filthycheater #deathtoyou #cheater

#Cheater #FilthyCheater #DeathToYou

↩ @turntechGodhead[TG]

-> you make your houses out of paper and particle board. i have had to learn how to do dry wall repairs myself. and i have gotten good at it by necessity.

↩ @angryMechanic[AM]

oh ok congrats i guess #proudfatherfigure

#proudfatherfigure

↩ @turntechGodhead[TG]

-> you and your entire army of identical selves are the most annoying people i have had the displeasure of meeting.

↩ @angryMechanic[AM]

can you come by and fix the holes i didnt punch in my walls theyre behind the posters

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @turntechGodhead[TG]

-> no

quit your job join chittr

Kult: +35

Kull: +5

Total: 40

Ratio: 7.00

Rose Kitty Lalonde

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Lavender Menace

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#directlylinkedtochittr #unemploymentratesrising

#UnemploymentRatesRising #DirectlyLinkedtoChittr

Kult: +5

Total: 5

why block me when you can hatefuck me #nsfw #iknowyouwantme

#iknowyouwantme #nsfw

Kult: +35

Kull: +15

Total: 50

Ratio: 2.33

Siluri Mendax

@culpablyAtypical[CA]

> 1 dont want you <

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @culpablyAtypical[CA]

i dont want you either

Kult: +15

Total: 15

Rose Kitty Lalonde

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Lavender Menace

A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.

#CaliginousIntentions

#caliginousintentions

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

#incestwarrior i guess

#incestwarrior

Kult: +110

Kull: +80

Total: 190

Ratio: 1.38

↩ @temperedTragedian[TT]

#roselalondepayattentiontomeplease

thanks bro but it wasnt about you #roselalondepayattentiontomeplease

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

↩ @turntechGodhead[TG]

Bro Strider

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@temperedTragedian[TT]

ain't my fucking fault it's the first thing i see on my feed. maybe stop vague posting, weirdo.

↩ @turntechGodhead[TG]

A crumb of attention for you.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @temperedTragedian[TT]

Not vague if you know him. #MyNumberOneFan.

#mynumberonefan

↩ @temperedTragedian[TT]

someones mad hes not getting laid by his bro #incest #nsfw

#incest #nsfw

Kull: +10

Total: 10

↩ @turntechGodhead[TG]

Bro Strider

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@temperedTragedian[TT]

ain't mad, get laid every night by a murderous clown.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @tentacleTherapist[TT]

Siluri Mendax

@culpablyAtypical[CA]

> what doe2 folger2 have to do w1th that <

↩ @temperedTragedian[TT]

yeah i know invest in some thicker walls dude

↩ @culpablyAtypical[CA]

https://youtu.be/uMwFWDIFVCU?si=ZiL5QM6DrLBqUn_h

youtu.beyoutu.be

↩ @turntechGodhead[TG]

Siluri Mendax

@culpablyAtypical[CA]

> oh, <

just gave TTs cat a bottle cap to play with the man is absolutely fiending for this thing i might sign him up for shuffleboard classes #proudcatdad

#proudcatdad

Kult: +55

Kull: +30

Total: 85

Ratio: 1.83

Anomalous Dirk Strider

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@torqueTyrant[TT]

Mine goes crazy for like soft cozy blankets?

Bro

@tangibleTitillation[TT]

He's going to the shuffleboard Olympics. #proudcatgrandpa #30yearsyoung

↩ @torqueTyrant[TT]

#poorworkethic

↩ @turntechGodhead[TG]

Anomalous Dirk Strider

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@torqueTyrant[TT]

No he's working overtime at the biscuit factory dude. He deserves a raise. He has a family to feed.

Great. Now he wants to play hockey next. #GayCat.

#gaycat

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @tentacleTherapist[TT]

which came first the hockey or the gay

@terribleTutelary can you unlock the door i forgot my keys

@terribleTutelary

Kult: +24

Kull: +15

Total: 39

Ratio: 1.60

nvm https://i.postimg.cc/Hs3mqbLJ/a1a8817b07e7cf0cb7f9b4a941e96d2c.jpg #locksmithsfearme

#locksmithsfearme

Kult: +15

Total: 15

Bro Strider

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@terribleTutelary[TT]

Yeah, man, anytime. Just mind the death traps I have set out for you to explore.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @terribleTutelary[TT]

oh boy i just cant wait

#matchingmugs #evenifyouholdhands #itsnotgaytodrinkcoffeewithyourhomies

egberts birthday present came in early https://i.postimg.cc/3xwpgj6w/72be04dfe6f5c4d437b41164bf2ba305.jpg #matchingmugs #itsnotgaytodrinkcoffeewithyourhomies #evenifyouholdhands

Kult: +30

Kull: +10

Total: 40

Ratio: 3.00

#notgay #maybeevenhomoerotic #justhomosexual

#Notgay. #Justhomosexual. #Maybeevenhomoerotic.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @tentacleTherapist[TT]

#someoneisntgettingabirthdaypresentthisyear #notgayjustsupportive

Kull: +5

Total: 5

bro my swag stays killing and my pies be full of filling like so full of filling its actually compromising the structural stability of the pie to the point the crust needs chilling

Kult: +22

Kull: +17

Total: 39

Ratio: 1.29

A minute in and he's posting pie.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Jade Harley