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@tangibleTitillation
#1 catch just like the pic.
i'm gonna start using this as a reaction image https://i.postimg.cc/Lsxhwk7z/IMG-3341.jpg
What Do You Call A Fish That Practices Law? . . . A Liquid Attorney. #dadjoke
A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks, “Why the long face?” The horse cannot respond because the horse is a horse. It can neither speak or understand. It’s confused by its surroundings. It gallops out, knocking over a few tables on the way. #dadjokes
How Do You Organize A Space Party? . . . You Planet… no, Wait, That’s Astronomy. #dadjoke
This trend of cypto on the timeline needs to end Just tax-dodge like the rest of us, like have some dignity
For real man It’s time for some people to grow up and put on their evasion pants.
_@¡>.<' ssorryy agaiin!! SStiill learniing human termss and theiir acctual meaniingss!¡@_
It’s okay lil’ lady. Ask and I’ll teach whatever you wanna learn next time.
@realtrizzaTethis My entry for #fishingfriday https://i.imgur.com/30ujxVe.png
I'm the #1 #fishingenthusiast of Chittr since day one, miss. It ain't nothin' but a hard day's work
No one has submitted a bigger fish yet, do you ψant money and or a kiss?
Holy shit no wonder, that's like a coelacanth had a baby with a megalodon
M'am, I will humbly pass the kiss and money to my runner-up. All the title means to me is my identity as a #fishingenthusiast and that's all the honor I need
Orcay #slay. ψe love a humble, generous king.
of course! thank you for participating :)
You are, and forever will be the finest Fishing Gentle I have ever known
I'm not gonna lie to you, I am a grown man. Now I do not cry. But I will say, that is the compliment of the utmost highest regard I have ever received. It made my eye sting, just a lil.
Don't tell Dave. I'm sneaking a fish in my pocket so I can hook it on his line and let him think he caught something. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ee/f4/06/eef406c0d56f1e6ef77db9c299709793.jpg
Did y'all know that on top of being a #fishingenthusiast I also worked briefly as a plumber? I'm a multi-faceted man if you get to know me. https://i.imgur.com/Oe7tPaj.png #nsfw
This Is Why I Log On To Chittr Every Day.
Don't know why you'd need a quarter, but lemme slide one your way
I Saw A Slot Machine, Wanted To Test My Luck On The Plumbers Crack.
I don't get a Damn I Love Fishing shirt? But I really love fishing Sad #fishingfriday
Sounds top fuckin' tier man You're a fun guy and a chef to boot
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Wrestling alligators is just like fishing, only sometimes you end up missing some fingers! 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
Unless the type of fishin we're doing is noodling In that case expect a few less digits
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 If we are to partake in the art of noodling, I shall be fetching @tipsynekoGnostalgic to join us in that expedition. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
Yes m'am Specifically noodling, those catfish won't know what hit em
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 It's a lot like sliding down the razor blade of life, wait, I mean catching catfish using nothing but your metacarpals. Also you have far better reflexes than I would. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
#fishingfriday https://i.imgur.com/t0uALlX.png
this is the worst image ive seen all day long thanks bro
It's the best way to enjoy a fishing trip with the boyz (See I said 'z' because fishing is for everyone)
im a boyz can i go on the fishing trip 2
Impressivwe.
fuck ya
Fish fear me Men fear me Women fear me Let’s go fishing #fishingfriday
My fishing lure. #fishingfriday https://i.etsystatic.com/16728805/r/il/3cf400/4128158521/il_fullxfull.4128158521_arl7.jpg
Exactly.
Everyone comment your favorite fishing tackle. This is mine: https://i.imgur.com/H1dasHw.jpeg #nsfw (but not rlly)
Y'kno\/\/\/\/, rod fishin' is relati\/\/ely ne\/\/\/\/ t'me. Al\/\/\/\/ays \/\/\/\/as a spear fisher m'self. But can't exactly harmlessly catch'em that \/\/\/\/ay. I'll ha\/\/e t'think on this.
Oh fuck yeah, there’s tons to learn. I’ll take you noodling sometime too in catfish country
Chittr life just got good again. Found fishing buddies, this site is finally perfect
Happy World Autism Day to every user on this site. You, as well as I, are celebrated today.
i dont have autism but i'll pass this to my kid.
The presence of the autism trait is required to operate an account on Chittr.ing.
Yeah, that makes sense. Time to go tell my sister she's autistic. Thanks.
… Whatever you say, Mr. Strider.
whyd you hesitate.
… No particular reason, Mr. Strider. Have a good rest of your day.
WHAT IS AN AuTISM. WHEN DID I CONSENT TO HAVING THIS. I DEMAND TO KNOW.
hell yeah dawg, didn't even know it was autism day
My fellow American, Is autism what they call infantile paralysis in modern times?
Got rejected. #NoPainNoGain #KeepOnTrucking
Inspirational.
ul get it next time i bet
by hwo was it another boy plese reply
Like if you're secure enough in your straightness to give another man a handy when he needs it. #nsfw #straight #masculinity #isaiditsnotgay
See, unlike Dirk, I'm pretty proud of this one.
i am more than happy volunteering as a third party to verify this act of straightness!
What type of horse would you be?
https://chittr.ing/profile/archiveAddict/18c86e2c-c06f-45ce-93c2-838eadaa846a
Definitely a unicorn. But not like a standard cartoon unicorn, more like the long slender pretty kind like in The Last Unicorn.
Mad respect for the fact that you did this an entire day ago. #time