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catfish :) https://content.osgnetworks.tv/gameandfishing/content/photos/gafwestcatfish.jpg
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 It's a lot like sliding down the razor blade of life, wait, I mean catching catfish using nothing but your metacarpals. Also you have far better reflexes than I would. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
real and genuine question for the press how does a dog get ahold of a social media account and how concerned should we be about this new development on the one hand it is probably harmless and nothing to be alarmed over but on the other hand we could be looking at the start of a new uprising of dogcentric dogciety in which dogs begin to slowly rise up and take over all online communications until you realize youve been vastly outnumbered and the tables have been turned against you and suddenly youre not holding the leash anymore
idk what that means but sure fuck yea

gomen for being away today i was getting treatment post #eridanweek (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, Rankmaid-sensei, my face, heal me, #gore, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/92341f3ed4c1.png

Just got to smooch the empress of Alternia, my God I love #fishingFriday She's even prettier in person if you believe it, man, what a cool day.
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 If we are to partake in the art of noodling, I shall be fetching @tipsynekoGnostalgic to join us in that expedition. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
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You are, and forever will be the finest Fishing Gentle I have ever known
Orcay #slay. ψe love a humble, generous king.
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Wrestling alligators is just like fishing, only sometimes you end up missing some fingers! 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀

Thanks brother, it gave me hell but it was worth it
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 If Sunday your free, why don't you come with me and we'll wrestle some alligators in the park. I'll even make an exception to my normal pastime to wrestle alligators with you! Perhaps we could make a Irish stew, only with delectable alligator meat. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6e74e94a5729.png #fishingfriday
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 You can't take three from two, Two is less than three, So you look at the four in the tens place. Now that's really four tens So you make it three tens, Regroup, and you change a ten to ten ones, And you add 'em to the two and get twelve, And you take away three, that's nine. Is that clear? Now instead of four in the tens place You've got three, 'Cause you added one, That is to say, ten, to the two, But you can't take seven from three, So you look in the hundreds place. From the three you then use one To make ten ones... (And you know why four plus minus one Plus ten is fourteen minus one? 'Cause addition is commutative, right!) And so you've got thirteen tens And you take away seven, And that leaves twenty-four Well.... twenty-eight point sixty two actually... But the idea is the important thing! 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
I Saw A Slot Machine, Wanted To Test My Luck On The Plumbers Crack.
I need to immortalize this someψhere. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/311431599445245952/1489741179091423374/image.png?ex=69d18517&is=69d03397&hm=3beada55d7f2e33939cfca5ea884cdbe21a207300c3dd0cb46f794bd0f3d275f&
This Is Why I Log On To Chittr Every Day.
Rem1nds me of Dualscar #FishingFriday #DeepFish https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/928209159952928808/1489739682496385024/10-most-unique-deep-sea-fishing-catches-monkfish-mouth-1200x800.jpg?ex=69d183b2&is=69d03232&hm=25ef3c06319c8cb16242fdeb23b3a6fad09145bd6b2b762704921eb778d94da6&
with a sharpie and some exercise of free will this can absolutely change you deserve that shirt man

fuck ya
Not As Big As Im Trying To Go For… But Still A Catch! #fishingfriday https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f7796172c406.webp
some really cursed images on the dash today i like the vibe keep it going

this is the worst image ive seen all day long thanks bro
₍^. .^₎⟆ And some of you doubted me httpss://!.p!n!mg.com/1200x/24/73/36/247336a021a47ede00c2799e75cc05e7.jpg~
since wwere sharin bait collection https://d2v1xobx8qu3lm.cloudfront.net/media/mageplaza/blog/post/f/r/freshwater-fishing-bait-blog_1.jpg

You know it, brings me back to nicer memories that's for sure

I'll be fishin with my man dualscar for all future Friday mornings gives me an opportunity to just get away from it all

I'll be there

u ever read something and just feel a visceral physical heat wash over your entire body bc holy shit. some of you are just too good at roleplaying and i can t cope with it #nsfw #imaroused #vaguepost
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Happy World Autism Day to every user on this site. You, as well as I, are celebrated today.

((Lmaoo so true

((i feeel like atp everyoone already fuckin knows i agree w this but #rechitt anyways lmfaoo ))

((Thinking about bro strider's beautiful boobs ty. I forgot to tag lol #nsfw))
_@¡Um!! IIf iit matterss!!! Um!!! Um!!!!!!! Uh!! There'ss a human wiith ccool sshadess that II would liike to meet ssomedayy!!! And mayybe hold handss wiith!!!¡@_
_@¡Hii!! II am the hiivemate iin quesstiion!! IIt'ss liike a roommate!¡@_
⎚-⎚✎﹏﹏𝕿he pwesi𝖉enƚ is playing maƚchmakew wiƚh my hivemaƚe.﹏﹏🕮🗐

I JUST SPILLED FUCKING Ǫ̴̟̘̗̦̿͜͝R̶̛̰͐̃͂͘A̵̙̤̐Ņ̸̹̳̤͚̠̭̊̉̋̇͋̓G̴̨̥̘̭̱̻̠̀E̶̞͚͕͚͋̍ ̷͚̭̜̼̆̈̀̇C̷̤͖̞̞̋Ṛ̶̣̘̺̆̏̊́̔͊̈Ȗ̴͚̫͂̓͂̊̊͗Ș̸̩̘͍͚͋̄͑́͌͝͝Ḥ̸͈̣̙̄̂̐̋̊ ̴̹͙̫̩̖̍O̷̡̞͒̆͊N̴͉͝ ̵͎̙̘̹͍̔́͛̅̃̃M̴͙͉̪̘̬̪͊͛̓̾́̍͘Ỷ̷̧̘̞̞̦̝̦̅̈́͒͒͝ ̷̞̽͜K̵̯͆̔̿́E̸͓̊̎̿̿Y̷͙̿͆B̶̺̙̽̀̉̕O̷̮͚͙̱̔̋͊̀͝Ả̵͕͌̓̎͆R̵̗̘̓̓͆̔̂͋D̸̛̟̫̘̥͙̔͑̌.̷̛̛͈̘̥̝̪̿̇̕͜
#nZfw #igueZZ httpZ://64.media.tumblr.com/ee677ee72b6bbf9f7499b660d8118a82/tumblr_inline_p7fZrgFIuA1qgjr19_500.jpg
Ah, perfect. Thank you Mr. Strider. I appreciate your timely response. I believe I got the correct one this time, @synonymRoll

me wen a strider pays attentiojnto to me nya meow meow purr nya hello hiii #nsfw
vwoah mama https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a625b0af17b5.png #natty

a lot of posts about feet tonight...!? (tags: feet, strut pod, #nsfw, archive rating: 🦶)
would say all my exes live in texas but let’s face it that just ain’t true
if you see karkat full throttle screaming in my face leave me alone i'm exactly where i wanna be #nsfw

🙄

by hwo was it another boy plese reply
Inspirational.

ul get it next time i bet

Yes bro my fresh bowl of sputum thank heavens you got some too.
The troll quadrant shit is pretty fascinating, actually.

hhh... alright... this next fic is my first time writing some of these cultural and species specific intricacies but i hope i can provide a respectful and rank chapter!

i think if i was a hoofbeast i would be a meek little nag that never was chosen to be strong like my brothers and sisters so i wander through the fields sadly then a near life or death incident happens but a huge musclebeast saves my little frail legs from snapping as i try to run and he says "youre special... i can sense it" and i say "wh-... what do you mean? special?" and together we discover that the reason i was born so small was actually because i developed a special organ in my body that allows me to produce telekinetic powers and other magic things and when i discover this slowly from my forehead a horn begins to grow and i think its disgusting but he raises a hoof to my chin and leads my big maroon eyes up to his and says "youre beautiful like this" and i say "no... there will always be something wrong with me" and i run away! (tags: angst, will they wont they, size difference, slowburn, hurt no comfort, archive rating: T)

https://chittr.ing/profile/archiveAddict/18c86e2c-c06f-45ce-93c2-838eadaa846a
#reacttoeverything #peakreactiontime #keepyourskillssharp

You are still "Mother" to me. In a cunty way.
「 Everybody has their niche and every niche a use, but I prefer more precision, myself. Hopefully she finds something she finds interesting. ⥮
kiiller? ii dont even jeff her.
Empathy is the bread of life. Whoever embraces it will never go hungry, and whoever believes in it will never go thirsty.

He wasn't kidding about the suit. #Caughtinthesuit #Modestdersite #Wearingthesuit #Roadkill @turntechGodhead#1609
PETA Stepping in: Hitting on sprites (even popular ones) is equal to animal abuse. Free that bird! "Put him in a cage with his own kind - you freaks!" - PETA representative. https://i.postimg.cc/pLxnjcqy/4DDFC89A-D950-4C01-A855-55BD9C2AC54F.jpg @turntechGodhead#6490 for comment.
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ill come clean it
Me Do This One All By My Lonely, I Don'7 Need Fif7een Of My Homies
Midblood Princess or BlueBlood Fraud? Culture is not a costume, Trollpell Roan! https://i.postimg.cc/mrvM6ZTP/6C2BECCE-53A6-46C1-AC72-B2C450B474E7.jpg
MY NAP DID NOTHING. I HAVE EVEN MORE HATE IN MY BONES.
You Though7 I W@s Ill And Now I'm Even More So shi7 I Go7 Full-6lown Aids And A Sore Thro@7 #nsfw
lets just say pretty talks and me? i listen

sliding your fingers under the corners of your carapacian matesprits plating to feel just how supple and sensitive they are beneath (tags: human/carapacian, troll/carapacian, carapacian/carapacian, #rankmaidrequests, xenobiology, overstimuation, purring, hypersensitivity, #nsfw, suggestive, heavy petting, heavy plating, archive rating: M)
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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Long time jerker, first time buster. ]
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15 times winner olympic jerker #nsfw
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so fucked up off a benny i woke up in the kitchen cabinet #substance
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all the actions i take a heroic in nature even if i dont want or care for them to be its sort of an issue

Dulling your sparkle. #Filethepapers

Petting you.

dog boys! if you want to know why just let me know and make sure to clear your schedule for the explanation. ^0^

theyre talking about topping and bottoming on my post! my post! i couldnt have done it without you all. i just wanted to thank everyone from the bottom of my kokoro before i pass out from blood loss again. (tags: selfcest, wow the amporas sure are nice, boiling cabbage, #nsfw, kyaaa, #gore in the form of nosebleed, archive rating: E)
:33 < *ac jumps onto the blanket, nestling in and making biscuits on the soft fabric*
5 likes and i'll shovwe kankri in a locker. 10 likes and i'll do it shirtless.

since pvp was deleted, rankmaid-sensei shall declare a new pvp! the maximum number of badges that an account can have shown is 7. the first to 7 is the winner of chittr! (tags: pvp, user/badge/badge/badge/badge/badge/badge/badge, archive rating: G)

https://i.postimg.cc/9X4PjXZG/IMG-0071.gif #aesthetic
:33 < b33n having visions lately! so i drew something i dreamed about https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/719749785061425157/1486216192124387378/intertwined_sewn_together_.png?ex=69c4b230&is=69c360b0&hm=0957ef8017eabba8ec2db94d8f6dd14d8a53a9540ddb665e674bec0571ff30d3&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=865&height=968
I'm not entirely convinced by the argument against that at the current moment.

#FeminismWins

Roxy, we're calling it off. Don't light his house on fire.

#ChittrConfessional I used to play World of Warcraft.
nah, vwe definitely vwill. there's no doubt about it. givwe a vweek tops.

can you stop interrupting the cronuses while theyre communicating with one another gomen! it makes me sweaty and my blood pusher start thumping in other places! kyaaaaa! (tags: selfcest, #nsfw, will they wont they, yknovw gimme a fevw nights, violet fling, archive rating: E)
This Strilonde thing is the uke / seme thing all over again, and that was only some few hours ago.

Setting up a #GoFundMe for #FeesIncurred.

Save me from that evil wretch. #CallMaury #CallDrPhil #CallYourLawyer
Since before you needed to blow into a little device to start the car.

since always.
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the hair atop her mound flutters like grass in the wind #nsfw

#Pleaseno #Daddyhelpme #Divorcecourt #CallMaury
I believe we all know the true winners to this Lalonde vs Strider debate. The founder of the great country of America did not believe in a two party system. Just individuals working towards one goal. Remember the true enemy here: Ronald Reagan.

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https://i.postimg.cc/yYqx5776/IMG-5841.webp I take pity on you.
aw come on now no need to lie to get your zingers in
{has anyone ever seen Tucker and dale vs evil. someTimes Things feel like ThaT i Think)

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thinking about them tonight... sighs... (tags: the perigree hikaru died, archive rating: T) https://i.imgur.com/tFXPNCM.jpeg

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bhasjcVGHUCFJD BFUJEWioeeeeeeeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeobdefhivy
Greetings, Chittr. I hope the Empress doesn't mind wanted criminals posting on her forum.
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derse wins yet again couldnt have said it better

Modest Dersite>Perverted Prospitian. #DerseFTW.

Tied tight and neat, just how we like it. #FuckthebarbaricProspitians
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I HATE EVERYONE HERE BUT ESPECIALLY HOW MANY STRIDERS I CAN SEE ALREADY. FUCK ME.
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you mean the half empty bottle of Absolute Vodka?

Oh, dear. #Fumbledit #Freudgetinthere





































































