Dane &#x27;Bro&#x27; Strider

(OOC) 6 months ago

#substanceabuse #violence #nsfw #trauma #death #abuse #self-harm

Welcome to Dane 'bro' Strider's page. adult owned account. I will say before continuing, that based on by his backstory and himself, there may be a lot of heavy topics such as #substanceabuse #death #violence #self-harm #trauma #abuse and probably a few more things when they show up, He's a bro. this shouldn't be surprising but just not in the way you'd expect. if any of those things upset you, please move on. Dane Strider is a decently old OC of mine who definitely doesn't want to be here, he's too old for this crap and he just wants to rest in peace, both in sleep wise and death wise /hj lol In his timeline, Dane Strider is the ex husband to Mom Lalonde who was not a very nice woman and had two children before the break off, Rose and Dave. The rest of his story is up to you to figure out but let's just say Mom Lalonde and his two kids, especially Dave is a very sore subject for him. but i would like to clarify that !!NO, DANE IS NOT ABUSIVE!! infact he is very much the opposite and he could never imagine hurting dave, everything he did was typical dad stuff. <3 and also yes, you are allowed to get freaky / flirt with him I suppose but good luck lol, he is considered a DILF and i won't stop people unless they're fucking weird about it #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/db8313dfafa0.png

ORIGINAL CHITTS|REPLIES

5 days ago

... Guten Morgen.

Kult: +15

Kull: +5

Total: 20

Ratio: 3.00

6 days ago

... Morning.

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

No ♯1 Special

6 days ago

Oblong Meat Product

This is literally just a hotdog.

BLASTED!!!!!

This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!

#TrashPandaSupporter

Raccoons are simply the finest beast to ever ransack this user's heart.

Squeaky

This user is a squeakbeast.

Prideful

This user participated in the time-honored tradition of existing during Pride Month.

@pragmaticBatter[PB]

✧જ⁀ Afternoon!!! =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎

... Evening.

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

C. Dirk

But One Dirk of Many

It's splinters all the way down!

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

Certified Bro Strider

You either love this user or you hate this user.

You Know I'm Bad!

In the immortal words of Michael Jackson...

Hallowhiskers

This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!

Friendship Forged

STRONG of will, kind of heart, hoof of beast. You are friends with Hephaestus.

@princeofLight[PL]

Sup

Kult: +5

Total: 5

... Good evening.

Kult: +20

Kull: +10

Total: 30

Ratio: 2.00

dane strider

davedimes

Certifiably bullshit currency. Dave-minted. Community-owned.

Verified

A user of established repute

@turntechVaulthead[TV]

greetings name twin

Kult: +10

Total: 10

Broseph "Bro" Strider

Certified Bro Strider

You either love this user or you hate this user.

Verified

A user of established repute

PEACE Elected Official

An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment

Trollbama’s Kryptonite

Will they still call this user Superman?

Badge: Get

This user slogged through Moderator Dirk's boring badge rant.

brotherly love.

it's tough. unbreakable.

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

@broStrider[BS]

Good evening.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

... Guten Morgen.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

... Lots of new faces. Good to know this place hasn't changed though.

Kult: +14

Total: 14

... Good morning.

Kult: +27

Kull: +20

Total: 47

Ratio: 1.35

dave

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

special little chuddy

This user rocks only a particular PNG of the Stiller Shades.

brotherly love.

it's tough. unbreakable.

Amporacoin

This user is still holding Amporacoin. Line go ♒︎ #TOTHEMOONS #ERIDANWEEK

@twofoldGrace[TG]

morning

C. Dirk

But One Dirk of Many

It's splinters all the way down!

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

Certified Bro Strider

You either love this user or you hate this user.

You Know I'm Bad!

In the immortal words of Michael Jackson...

Hallowhiskers

This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!

Friendship Forged

STRONG of will, kind of heart, hoof of beast. You are friends with Hephaestus.

@princeofLight[PL]

Im bout ready to curl up in bed

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @princeofLight[PL]

... Shame. Rest well.

↩ @smmuppetStein[SS]

C. Dirk

But One Dirk of Many

It's splinters all the way down!

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

Certified Bro Strider

You either love this user or you hate this user.

You Know I'm Bad!

In the immortal words of Michael Jackson...

Hallowhiskers

This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!

Friendship Forged

STRONG of will, kind of heart, hoof of beast. You are friends with Hephaestus.

@princeofLight[PL]

Timezones are my worst enemy. Its like 3am

... Hey. I haven't posted in a hot minute. How is everyone doing.

Kult: +20

Kull: +15

Total: 35

Ratio: 1.33

Dave "Queer" Strider

Verified

A user of established repute

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

@turndeadGodthriller[TG]

apparently literally every strilonde is active right now

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @turndeadGodthriller[TG]

... Interesting.

Leland Coiyle

To Be Verified

A user of potential repute.

Rubber Pride

Not very breathable but still squeaking! That's good construction at work.

Leather Pride

This user thinks leather accessories are a MUST have!

Bear Pride

This user is fur-real packing peak performance padding.

@electricJustice[EJ]

Ive been corrupting the masses

Kult: +5

Total: 5

... Morning.

... Good morning.

... Good morning.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

... Guten Morgen.

... Forgot to say good morning.

... Morning.

... Morning.

Dave Strider (alpha, year 1997)

... Guten Morgen.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

special little chuddy

This user rocks only a particular PNG of the Stiller Shades.

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

Observed.

This user is being watched.

Family Politics

This user understands the importance of a well-placed #incest tag.

bisexual

love yourself

davedimes

Certifiably bullshit currency. Dave-minted. Community-owned.

@trivializingGangster[TG]

hallo

Kult: +5

Total: 5

... Good morning.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

... Gute Nacht.

... Guten Morgen.

Kult: +5

Total: 5