Dane 'Bro' Strider
@smmuppetStein
... I was forced to make an account. 43 . German
Welcome to Dane 'bro' Strider's page. adult owned account. I will say before continuing, that based on by his backstory and himself, there may be a lot of heavy topics such as #substanceabuse #death #violence #self-harm #trauma #abuse and probably a few more things when they show up, He's a bro. this shouldn't be surprising but just not in the way you'd expect. if any of those things upset you, please move on. Dane Strider is a decently old OC of mine who definitely doesn't want to be here, he's too old for this crap and he just wants to rest in peace, both in sleep wise and death wise /hj lol In his timeline, Dane Strider is the ex husband to Mom Lalonde who was not a very nice woman and had two children before the break off, Rose and Dave. The rest of his story is up to you to figure out but let's just say Mom Lalonde and his two kids, especially Dave is a very sore subject for him. but i would like to clarify that !!NO, DANE IS NOT ABUSIVE!! infact he is very much the opposite and he could never imagine hurting dave, everything he did was typical dad stuff. <3 and also yes, you are allowed to get freaky / flirt with him I suppose but good luck lol, he is considered a DILF and i won't stop people unless they're fucking weird about it #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/db8313dfafa0.png
... I don't have a type.
BAD BITCHES IS THE ONLY THING THAT I LIKE AY
... Everyone is horny posting for some reason. #nsfw
... Morning. my back is killing me.
... I lost track of time building my robot. severely exhausted.
:33 < equihiss does that sometimes too! :33 < dont furrget to cuddle mewr cat when mewr tired!
get some rest. maybe eat and drink something first.
... Should i make lil cal a new outfit or a new robot.
... Sometimes i wonder what it would be like if it were me instead of him. I think he would've liked chatting on here with people.
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... If there's anyone out there that needs to hear this. You're doing great kid. I'm proud of you.
man fuck this gay shit
... I made lil cal a new fit. he now has a wrestling outfit in honour of #eridanweek .
... I'm wondering if i should post a selfie or not.
... Maybe i should try to hook up with a man again. It's been awhile. #nsfw #eridanweek
... This whole match is making me question why i spent the majority of my life with a nasty woman. #eridanweek
... I have been watching the wrestling match at #eridanweek in the far back. this is my kind of speed.
... I made a new robot today.
... I cannot be bothered as of right now but it's a tiny horse. Nothing complicated for once.
... Relatively small. it waddles around and makes horse noises.
mornin.
... I will be heading off to bed soon. hopefully things will be more interesting later.
... Here's a picture of me and Dave years ago. Please ignore the blonde in my hair. I was still growing it out. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/623b7963677e.png
... Nevermind. This is interesting.
... I thought this site was supposed to be interesting.
it is if its not after hours chittr
... I already have a bot. I don't need to deal with another.
Welcome to Dane 'bro' Strider's page. adult owned account. I will say before continuing, that based on by his backstory and himself, there may be a lot of heavy topics such as #substanceabuse #death #violence #self-harm #trauma #abuse and probably a few more things when they show up, He's a bro. this shouldn't be surprising but just not in the way you'd expect. if any of those things upset you, please move on. Dane Strider is a decently old OC of mine who definitely doesn't want to be here, he's too old for this crap and he just wants to rest in peace, both in sleep wise and death wise /hj lol In his timeline, Dane Strider is the ex husband to Mom Lalonde who was not a very nice woman and had two children before the break off, Rose and Dave. The rest of his story is up to you to figure out but let's just say Mom Lalonde and his two kids, especially Dave is a very sore subject for him. but i would like to clarify that !!NO, DANE IS NOT ABUSIVE!! infact he is very much the opposite and he could never imagine hurting dave, everything he did was typical dad stuff. <3 and also yes, you are allowed to get freaky / flirt with him I suppose but good luck lol, he is considered a DILF and i won't stop people unless they're fucking weird about it #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/db8313dfafa0.png
... I can already tell I'm going to hate this place.