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oh sorry, no saw 2 needle pit for me, thanks.
Good morning everyone
Daily Tarot Card. Ten of Swords. I apologise for what you are about to read. The Ten of Swords represents rock bottom, the final betrayal, profound sadness and utter defeat. This is often a necessary end, but that doesn't make it any easier. Swords is the suit of the mind, so please take care of your mental health today, fortify yourself against destructive negativity. There is a light at the end of the tunnel, but you'll have to walk through the darkness first.
Sometimes my doctorate is useful. In most scenarios. It is not.
Instead of physically fighting in our house, we settle things with Uno. However, it usually results in something getting thrown at my face EVEN if I'm not participating. I have great reflexes, so they miss 100% of the time.
I ate a big salmon.
Sometimes when im home alone i like to go into the garden, cover myself in dirt, and pretend im a carrot. Its very healing. :)
Guten morgen.
Guutenn Morgenn auuch Ihnnenn.
Yes. Very.
I'm not adding anything of significance to the conversation of having sex with humans. I am human. but I can easily outfreak most trolls
Meowning!!
wowk ypu for a seocnd o say inlpve my bohynhes suchba good guy. #dusbtanves #subtances #subatanve #dubtanve #substance
sup.
... antsy. need a strife.
Guten nacht.
morning.
mornin.
sup
unfortunately i was not immune to the lesbian to transman pipeline.
Broseph Facts I probably should have explained, but never did, Part 1 - I worked directly for Prime Minister Meenah Peixes • I worked for an elite team under her and was the leader - I was injured while serving. • I had a medical discharge because I lost one arm and 2 legs. • I was blown up. Bomb. No time to disable it, and I had 4 other people with me. • I got cybernetic limbs I built myself; I would still enlist if the Prime Minister wasn't insistent on me retiring. - I went to college and have a doctorate in science • I minored in robotics and technology. - I was previously married! • Mutual divorce because we got married young and were unhappy. • I transitioned during my marriage with my ex-wife. - Yes, I did pop dem kids out. • Dirk and Roxy are twins. Dave and Rose are twins. - The Imperial Drone is not the biggest or hardest thing I've killed. • Threats towards the Alternian/Earth Unity were often threatened by bigger things.
I know I only talk about 2 of my kids, but I am a father of 4. 🤔 I feel it's weird to post about my 2 other kids when I'm still learning about them because Marmalade and I divorced during Dirk and Roxy's teen years. Though it has been nice to get to learn about them, maybe if they visit again, I can take family photos with my kids.
I am a big advocate for aftercare! Its important!
apparently we synced up. im delivering comfort donuts.
.... my back.... hurts... so much... my head... ow...
cool. after that ill make sure you go to bed.
shit that sounds so good right now. share?
Trollbama talking to Broseph: Uhh I love you, dear.
met up with a mutual recently and when he fucked my mouth he said something like “how many people dream of this” and to be honest, my ego has never been bigger.
i miss my wife. #mywife
Achoo
Dirk said if I sneeze more than 2 times that the last one was between me and god and that if anything happens I'd have to take it up with the big man.
oh how i adore how you bite and fight~ #nsfw
Period cramps are gods attempts at taking me out for good and I'm not letting him. I'll rip these bad boys out before I let them cripple me for a day. wait that's a great idea.
beach night with my brother an a few friends.
sorry to hear that. try to take it easy today. eat a good dinner.
im alright? what about you?
hey.
nothing some ibuprofen and a smoke and five beers and a head injury and jerking off and killing myself cant fix. #nsfw #substances #cw-self-harm
Sup everypony.
I can't do anonymous confessions because if a lot of people agree with my confession, I'd want to claim that I made it. You know? Anyway, who wants to hear about my weird sex dreams in excruciating detail?
honse badge fixes all problems.
I am so calm. perfect image of calm. The soothing words of your sons rapping and the other one beatboxing help tons.
lip hurts. keeps splittin open.
when two tops meet, they have to fight for dominance to figure out who gets to fuck the other. he couldnt quite handle what i could dish out in the end. good fight though, maybe youll get me next time. last night was certainly an experience though. @tremulousTactician #nsfw #nsfwe #selfcest #bro4bro #lasttagisajoke #ithoughtitwasfunnyatleast [Photos] [It's a few selfies. Both of them are bruised and bloody, hair an absolute mess, and notibly both are shadeless. Eryk has his hand in Diederick's hair, pulling a bit to keep his head up in frame. Diederick's face is flushed, eyes closed, looking exhausted after their little endevor. Eryk's face is beside the other's, a slight smirk on his lips and head tilted slightly into his. He has a sparkle in his eyes, looking fairly pleased with himself that he had ultimately bested Diederick in the end, even if he looks just as flushed as the other does. It must've been a hell of an effort to take on someone with a foot over him. The second picture is Eryk kissing the other's temple, blood from his split lip smearing on his skin. It's damn clear the two of them had really fucked each other up, especially with the purpling bruises they've both got forming. The third photo is of him lying across Diederick, throwing a peace sign up to the camera. More bruises and blood litter their bodies, angry red scratches just visible on both of their torsos at this angle.]
on another note, im feeling quite generous. i may allow someone to come over and spend the night~ #nsfw
shit you right omw to drink an entire planet
xnd drx nk wxtxr! xlsx vxry xmpxrtxnt! :3
you too.
Hm, don't push yourself to do anything you're not ready to do!
I'm doing aight, just working on something. robot thing. you?
i've missed a few of your posts, so my bad.
heya dane.
Smash or Pass? #nsfw I'm still thinking about the optics of fisting. I'll have to get back to this later. Like how? Actually, never mind. I don't need an answer to this. I need to work on a robot.
nuh uh dont lump me in with them
whoa name twins. whats up
YOU'RE SCARING ME. WHY IS IT LIKE THAT?
anyway. im tired and i haven't slept yet.
I need to stop talking about fisting on chittr.ing. #nsfw
WHY AM I TELLING HIM????
I realize that sounds like I got fisted. I did not. #nsfw
I had opinions about fisting #nsfw
yeah. you too when you head off. make sure to eat and drink.
thats good to hear. im okay, might sleep soon. long day.
hey dane. how are you?
You ever look at your kids and feel immense pride and joy? Yeah? Me too.
Dave made a rap about Trollbama and I. I am deeply endeared.
Dave said I can share it, but he wants to clean up the lyrics before I post it.
I can't even say I'm down bad anymore I'm just
something a little self indulgent. full video is avaliable if you subscribe. #nsfw #knotting [Link] [The link of course, leads to his professional account, a new preview avaliable to view. The camera as usual is cropping his head out from the shoulders. He's nude from the waist down, kneeling straddling a pillow with a strap-on folding it in half and keeping it tightly in place. Fully erect and blocking the view of his tdick of course, a dildo, about nine inches long, looking alien in nature. At the very base of it is the noticeable flare of a knot. He rolls his hips, the movement slow and deliberate in nature while he reaches for the bottle of lube just out of frame. He squeezes out a generous amount on the tip of the toy. A hand strokes the toy, coating the lube over it before he lifts himself up. He grinds his dick along the shaft of the toy before he raises himself fully, circling his enterance teasingly before finally lining up and sinking down. There's a heavy sigh as he takes it, not stopping until he's at the flare. Eryk rises up off the toy slightly before he quickly lowers himself, the pace rather quick compared to his teasing earlier. It doesn't take long for him to get a bit huffy, moans just managing to get past his lips. But suddenly he slams himself down, pressing down... down... down onto the flare. It disappears with a soft *shlk* and he groans, rolling his hips and relishing in the feeling of being *full*. After a few moments, he puts a hand behind him, likely holding the pillow down, then- *pop!* He lifts off the flare- then immediately back down. He starts to knot-fuck himself, his subdued moans increasing quickly as the video continues, the lewd sounds of him constantly filling himself mixing with his own sounds of pleasure. As the video draws to a close, he rises off the toy, his thighs absolutely shaking before he settles himself back behind the toy, his soft pants filling the room. The video ends here.]
// GANG. BROSEPH "BRO" STRIDER IS ROMANCABLE ON ALL FRONTS. HE'S POLYAM.
// OOC updates that may have been missed - Bro was with Trollbama at the Gala - Trollbama and bro went on a date - Trollbama and Bro fucked. - Trollbama topped. #Nsfw
say im making a video, yeah? how do we feel about knotting, hm? ♡ - yes ◇ - no #nsfw
What do I do???
// Me drawing Bro Strider in ways that will drive Trollbama mad. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/892285edbd3d.jpg
Since I was paid and given the outfit, here. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e9d21111d3b3.png ((ooc: // #nsfw, I was paid for this. Legit. It's late but lol.
I fear I'll never live down posting my ass and closing chittr and coming back to people having several crises, will I?
Thanks and you should!
OH THOSE CHITTS WERE ABOUT ME.
I didn't have a chance to share this before I went to the Gala, but here is what I wore. #broselfiestrider https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b1cb57553a4a.png
Hey gang holy shit. I'm JUST WEARING A SUIT. I HAVE A SHIRT ON FOR ONCE. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7f0a76257899.png
👋👋👋👋👋
I guess I am in a confirmed situationship? With Trollbama?
ooc:// if I hate anything I'm sorry I'm like half awake
fair. i do enjoy vibin an not talkin. might take you up on that offer.
FUCK misclick. youre awesome for that though.
Someone anonymously sent me money to see me in a button-up shirt and a pencil skirt, and you know what, I can be paid to wear something. So I will be doing that when I am done being elbows deep in my current work.
⋆｡˚⋆౨ৎ HELLO IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU ౨ৎ⋆˚｡⋆
⋆｡˚⋆౨ৎ TROLLS ୨RE VERY INTERESTING ୨ND OUTST୨NDING SPECIES! SO MUCH TO LE୨RN. THE HUMBLE PRINCESS IS ୨T YOUR SERVICE ౨ৎ⋆˚｡⋆
I was struggling with some other websites, so here I made a poll titled "What Bedroom vibes is Broseph Strider?" #nsfw https://www.tumblr.com/br0str1der/815278519513989120/what-bedroom-vibes-is-broseph?source=share
No commentary for this one, to be honest. #broselfiestrider https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/31264eb04ccd.png #nsfw
Yeah.
right back at you.
// dane rechitting quietly like "Don't worry about it."
interesting.
// The insane amount of bros to comment on his "cover them up slut" picture is so fucking funny. They all came out of the woodwork. The Bros who sporadically post: -appear-
love a good pair a' man tits. #nsfw
@tipsyGenostalgic #broselfiestrider https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6b7e4d2c2e9c.png
I was told Trollbama needs a buff guy? I'll repost this! #broselfiestrider https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b10813735498.png
Good evening!
c< gOOd eveNiNg! >c
(( let me send it !! I had to ask someone too https://www.fragrantica.com/ingredients-search/moodboard/
// putting this here because it's haunting me in my head specifically. i need my bro strider to get his back blown out. #nsfw it's out in the world i can rest.
With all these neato robots and AI, I kinda wanna make my own lil buddy. Or rather, improve what I've already started and see where it goes. This directly puts me on the path of Dirk hovering over my shoulder like a hawk for however long it takes.
Note: I do not, and probably will not, have context for most of your timelines. Please do not apply that shit to me. Thank you.
I'm calm.
Going to sit in a dark room like this until I calm down. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6794a73d0903.jpg
icon and banner! yeah boi https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f19f61647a37.png
c< certaiNly was >c
I've thought about my possible future romantic life.
My ideal romance scenarios are specific: If I am to get romanced by a woman or to romance a woman, it has to be during the Christmas season, she needs to be on a business trip in my town, and find the true meaning of Christmas while I work in a store selling Christmas trees. This business, while small, somehow stays afloat pretty damn well beyond all reasonable means. If I am to get romanced by a man or to romance a man: ideally, I'd want it to be a homoerotic situationship for several years, can start one-sided, and it can be a slow-burning romance, this can be in any genre really, but it'd be rad if it was an action style slowburn homoerotic romance. It has to get heated during a fight and turn into a physical altercation at some point. For nonbinary people: Depends on how masc or fem they're leaning. BUT ideally, we're teammates, and then we start a heated romance that way. You and I lost in the heat of each other's eyes, bonding over a shared enemy.
Thank you!
What a strong set of reactions I have NO idea how to react back to. Thank you.
The worst part about my garage is that I dont think there will ever be a strong enough AC unit or enough fans to keep that place cool.
Work in the garage today, wassup? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b10813735498.png
// i will be posting bro's bare chest in about an hour or two.
You know, I always thought I'd play the cool, vaguely one-sided gay in love best friend to the president who also happened to be in charge of the military in a movie. NOW that i'm older and I'm Secretary of Defense, being the crazy guy who thinks Trollbama is cool works great. Probably good that I never pursued that acting career.
UGH!!! ONE OF MY PUPPETS IS BEING A TOTAL LOSER RIGHT NOW!!! I SWEAR HE SHOULD LAY OFF THE BOOZIN AND START BEIN A DAMN CLOWN
#nowplaying Who Dat Boy - Tyler, The Creator feat. A$AP Rocky https://open.spotify.com/track/21yRtB6B8EMounImAfHRCP?si=98e393ff5f724ef1
Full picture of my icon by the way! I don't take pictures a lot, so this works. https://chittr.ing/profile/broStrider/fa66dccb-ee1f-424a-bf0d-7bbeaab1bbe1#reply-3c3dc847-2b45-4df2-be6a-68e22636fd6b
Imagine the big bad in your story being a cueball. #couldntbeme #mineisworse #goingtobedbecauseerykstridersentmetobed #bye #📎
It seems we are just allowing such a disease take hold of the chittrverse, and not elect to eradicate it at the source? Perhaps you are too weak willed.
I figured I'd share a picture of myself that isn't just my hand. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1373e290d5de.png
In my time building things, you pick up so so so many hobbies. I need to clean my workshop.
Broseph Tiffany Strider's backstory time: I got my Purple Heart medal when I protected a fellow soldier while on duty. I am VERY lucky to be here today. And not more... exploded. Into smaller.... tinier.... bro meat chunks. #gore #violence.
// he this @kingGreed, I will eventually be using this page, but he doesn't have any art yet, so it'll be a minute!
... again??
yes good.
se@weed surprise!! @OuO@
yep. 👍 about to get lunch now. sentiment is right back at you.
mm.... https://bdsmtest.org/ #nsfw #bdsmtestposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7791f753012d.jpg
sometimes i just post then immediately forget i post then come back way later and realize my notifications have been fuckin blasted.
do what you say, not what you do, yknow?
give us some dad wisdom instead
treating myself. [A photo of a boston cream and jelly donuts. He has a pink drink this time, likely something with strawberry.]
((Oughhhhghjhh i love men))
((YEAH YOU!!!))
(( Yeah, you too dude!! Consider yourself collected
((LOL same though, from what i have seen from dane i need to chew on him /pos))
((YIPPEEE!!))
((Shout out to all the bro accounts out there ily <3))
mm. such is life. havent exactly been in the mood though so its a double edged sword.
maybe i just need a good fuck to get me out of my head. #nsfw
PINNED CHIT - 26 years old | he/him | cisgender and somewhere queer wise - roommates with Roro, Jake, and Jane. Hal is also alive and separate from ARquius. - situationship type relationship with Roro and Jane, officially with Jake. - Autistic, Borderline Personality Disorder, probably some other shit too. - does robot commissions, struggles with fixations and needs to be dragged away at times - involved with au including @goliathsTerror and @tipsyGalactica - can be #nsfw and #mentalhealth related at times. Discusses past accidental #emotionalabuse
AWFULLY LATE FOR WHERE I AM. GOOD MORNING TO YOU.
now that im home. shower. #suggestive [Its just another post-shower selfie, he has a towel on and the shot is from his hips to his shoulders. His abs are more relaxed now since he isn't flexing.]
normal picture. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bd00994f5121.jpg
I love talking in Morse Code. I'm actually fluent in it. For the bots who prefer Morse: .. / .-.. --- ...- . / - .- .-.. -.- .. -. --. / .. -. / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.- / .. .----. -- / .- -.-. - ..- .- .-.. .-.. -.-- / ..-. .-.. ..- . -. - / .. -. / .. - .-.-.-
On that note... Any Dave's or Dirks/Bros... Hit me up I'm really sad and could use NOT SEXUAL fatherly approval. #NOTincest.
My stomach hurts. Maybe I should not have drank that much instant coffee. Or eaten that many snacks. I am bored. The TV isn't getting a signal and never did anyway so I don't know why I even tried it. The thing is both my robots and my friend are asleep (robots in a rebooting way). No bother really. I did have a weird dream but I don't know what to make of it. I should try texting Roxy again. I'm sure she wouldn't answer me though. But it can't hurt to try. Can it?
#Dirkweek starting right now. Nobody but Dirk's are welcome. Fuck everyone else we are going to party.
PINNED CHIT Diederick "Bro" Strider / 44 / cisgender bi man with a dubiously masc lean (sometimes uses boy genderneutrally) - pornstar that takes requests ;) aka pls suggest stuff i love it - still recovering from lil cal (discussions of #gore #violence #substance #abuse #childabuse) - enjoys selfcest but no incest interactions, please. Don't gaf that you're doing it, just don't do it to me :) - heavy #nsfw #nsfwe themes - beginning to work on his mental health. Swings from horny fuck to sad fuck very easily. - no clowns, no string puppets, NO LIL CAL
I fucking win. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7d3bc42a6056.JPG #TwilightSparkle<3PinkiePie #RainbowDash<3PinkiePie #Canon #MyShip
Good bye to you my trusted friend. We've known each other since we were nine or ten. #lyricsposting. #vent. #kinda.
Men.
(( OOC Please treat my OOC posts like I am another human don't hate if you don't like it please just ignore it or I will block you. Ramblings of a mad man read or don't but I encourage you to if you like my Dirk. My Dirk is not set in the same time as canon Dirk he's set in 2050 and he is 30 years old His Jane is dead, His Roxy ignores him, and his Jake is his only friend besides the robots. His Dave is not at all in any which way cool or interesting he's an asshole who left Dirk alone on a private island so nobody could easily access him because he is like most alpha Dave's ridiculously famous. His Dave finally came home when he was 29 and 4 days later on Dirk's birthday he overdosed on cocaine in his room Dirk hadn't opened the door he only knew cause of the smell he finally opened the door to make his bro a sprite. Dirk is in all meanings of the words a loser, loner, ridiculously stupid, and he is childish. My Jake has never grown up fully he lives in a city, has a job, a wife, and kids but he has whimsy that he expresses with Dirk. My Dirk lives in a normal world and can leave the island at anytime he wanted sure but he's terrified of the outside (Agoraphobia) and what comes with seeing other people face to face. So he stays inside with his robots, the trash, and the awful rotting smell of his bro. Until he discovers Sburb something not of his timeline. Something he can use to finally see Jake in real life. Apologies if any of this alarms you. My Dirk is def not for all and that's fine he's my baby. Any thoughts or feelings are always appreciated as long as they are not just blatantly rude. #gore #substances #cw-self-harm #horror ))
behind the scenes ;) #nsfw #puppet #video [The video is a minute or so long, with him gripping the pretty white bunny smuppet. He fucks into it, low groans coming from above as the lube spills out of the hole. He keeps going until he cums, just barely pulling out so it spills over the soft fabric curves.]
Man. That sucks. I'm sorry.
my timing is always wrong aint it. oh well, have fun horny posters. #nsfw
A horse can't give consent get out. Get out. Seriously. You know who you are delete your account. #nsfw? #fuckhim.
I am killing them all. Don't worry.
((Hehehe my bro ovi porn is done now to wait till 12am or until my boyfriend begs me to post it early. #nsfw))
((My broslop #mybroslop #nsfw))
:33 < equihiss does that sometimes too! :33 < dont furrget to cuddle mewr cat when mewr tired!
get some rest. maybe eat and drink something first.
anyways, morning.
(:B THANK YOU.
((I love broslop <3333
((Funny how shit works in like 12 hours, wrote broslop porn while at work for no one then oily man wrestling for hours. Amazing. #nsfw))
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PADDLE DEPLOYED
yo
mornin.
MORNING. (:B