♣ mediated by @smmuppetStein
yknow I'm pretty glad I won't end up hit by the memory beam. not cause I don't have anything to go in there but because I remember it all very clearly.
I realize that sounds like I got fisted. I did not. #nsfw
My ideal romance scenarios are specific: If I am to get romanced by a woman or to romance a woman, it has to be during the Christmas season, she needs to be on a business trip in my town, and find the true meaning of Christmas while I work in a store selling Christmas trees. This business, while small, somehow stays afloat pretty damn well beyond all reasonable means. If I am to get romanced by a man or to romance a man: ideally, I'd want it to be a homoerotic situationship for several years, can start one-sided, and it can be a slow-burning romance, this can be in any genre really, but it'd be rad if it was an action style slowburn homoerotic romance. It has to get heated during a fight and turn into a physical altercation at some point. For nonbinary people: Depends on how masc or fem they're leaning. BUT ideally, we're teammates, and then we start a heated romance that way. You and I lost in the heat of each other's eyes, bonding over a shared enemy.