My ideal romance scenarios are specific: If I am to get romanced by a woman or to romance a woman, it has to be during the Christmas season, she needs to be on a business trip in my town, and find the true meaning of Christmas while I work in a store selling Christmas trees. This business, while small, somehow stays afloat pretty damn well beyond all reasonable means. If I am to get romanced by a man or to romance a man: ideally, I'd want it to be a homoerotic situationship for several years, can start one-sided, and it can be a slow-burning romance, this can be in any genre really, but it'd be rad if it was an action style slowburn homoerotic romance. It has to get heated during a fight and turn into a physical altercation at some point. For nonbinary people: Depends on how masc or fem they're leaning. BUT ideally, we're teammates, and then we start a heated romance that way. You and I lost in the heat of each other's eyes, bonding over a shared enemy.
... I don't know how to feel about this but it's interesting. I guess.
I've thought about my possible future romantic life.
fuuuuck i KNEW there was a reason i was always drawn 2 hallmark original holiday flix #WIN!!!!! #JINGLEMYBELLS!!!!
Hallmark movies, while unrealistic, are ideal romance scenarios, I think.
Never too old to have fun.