♦ pitied by @smmuppetStein
oh sorry, no saw 2 needle pit for me, thanks.
Daily Tarot Card. Ten of Swords. I apologise for what you are about to read. The Ten of Swords represents rock bottom, the final betrayal, profound sadness and utter defeat. This is often a necessary end, but that doesn't make it any easier. Swords is the suit of the mind, so please take care of your mental health today, fortify yourself against destructive negativity. There is a light at the end of the tunnel, but you'll have to walk through the darkness first.
Instead of physically fighting in our house, we settle things with Uno. However, it usually results in something getting thrown at my face EVEN if I'm not participating. I have great reflexes, so they miss 100% of the time.
.... my back.... hurts... so much... my head... ow...
i miss my wife. #mywife
Period cramps are gods attempts at taking me out for good and I'm not letting him. I'll rip these bad boys out before I let them cripple me for a day. wait that's a great idea.
nothing some ibuprofen and a smoke and five beers and a head injury and jerking off and killing myself cant fix. #nsfw #substances #cw-self-harm
honse badge fixes all problems.
TOOK PHOTO EALRIER. https://file.garden/adx3jxdfCBC6Cm8E/dad/image-135.png #NSFW
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I am so calm. perfect image of calm. The soothing words of your sons rapping and the other one beatboxing help tons.
yknow I'm pretty glad I won't end up hit by the memory beam. not cause I don't have anything to go in there but because I remember it all very clearly.
Oh there are too many Striders on the timeline. This isn't good for me.
some guy has a bunch of peoples traumatic memories and is posting them for the hell of it
FuLL DISCLOSuRE. I ACTuALLY ROuTINELY HIRE DAVES TO GO HATE ON OTHER VERSIONS OF THEMSELVES TO START SHIT. IT DOESN'T EVEN TAKE REAL MONEY. THESE STRIDER BOYS ARE HOMEGROWN HATER INITIATIVE SEEKERS. EVERY TIME THERE IS SOME OVERBLOWN BuLLSHIT CONFLICT. BETWEEN THOSE LITERAL ACTuAL BIRD'S NEST-HEADED WEIRDOS. IT WAS ME. I DID IT. I WAS BEHIND IT ALL ALONG. AND YOu FELL FOR IT. AND WILL CONTINuE TO FALL FOR IT. LET THE DJ SCRATCH THAT RECORD FOR ME. ONE MORE TIME. HEE HEE. HOO HOO. HAA.
I need to stop talking about fisting on chittr.ing. #nsfw
I'm calm.
Going to sit in a dark room like this until I calm down. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6794a73d0903.jpg
I've thought about my possible future romantic life.
oh my goddd dee wont shut up, im fucking tired.
I lied to my friend knowing full well that if I played Sburb with him the world would end and his family would most likely die. ... Too heavy?
Talking to an alternate version of myself and seeking fatherly approval from him. I'm such a chud. Fuck me. I'm really that sad? Jesus Christ.
My stomach hurts. Maybe I should not have drank that much instant coffee. Or eaten that many snacks. I am bored. The TV isn't getting a signal and never did anyway so I don't know why I even tried it. The thing is both my robots and my friend are asleep (robots in a rebooting way). No bother really. I did have a weird dream but I don't know what to make of it. I should try texting Roxy again. I'm sure she wouldn't answer me though. But it can't hurt to try. Can it?
thinkin about my kid before shit went south sigh.
my timing is always wrong aint it. oh well, have fun horny posters. #nsfw
fuckin 2am. im gonna feel this shit tomorrow mornin.
yep my voice is shot from last night.
anyways, im goin to bed. im gonna have a hell of a headache tomorrow morning.
uh you suck i hate you and you suck im done you are chill now
i miss you
i love the slow slightly sad feed right now