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Dane 'Bro' Strider

@smmuppetStein

... I was forced to make an account. 47 . German

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... The smoked brisket is almost done.

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Can I have some, Bro?

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Total: 5

... Yes.

... Haven't slept yet. Had the urge to cook smoked brisket.

Kult: +27
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Total: 47
Ratio: 1.35
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I miss my wife Tails
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@tactfulTactriun[TT]

shit that sounds so good right now. share?

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... When it's done. Sure.

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It's splinters all the way down!
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love yourself
h0m0sexual
there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.
I miss my wife Tails
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@tactfulTactriun[TT]

cool. after that ill make sure you go to bed.

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... I don't need looking after.

... Good evening.

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Worst Brother Ever
Turned a childhood into a life long strife.
But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
transgender
love yourself
h0m0sexual
there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
@tactfulTactriun[TT]

hey.

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Total: 5

... Hello. How are you.

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Worst Brother Ever
Turned a childhood into a life long strife.
But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
transgender
love yourself
h0m0sexual
there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
@tactfulTactriun[TT]

im alright? what about you?

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... Exhausted but i'm okay.

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𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:@smmuppetStein Time seems to slow. Painfully. It's Quiet... aside from the gradual ringing in your ears. You feel sick, the world seems to spin on it's axis from the figure laying in front of you, a few feet away. He isn't moving. A pool of blood is surrounding the boy on the floor, it's starting to dry. You kneel down to him as shaky hands pull him close, his body was cold, so... so cold. Your boy, your light, your hope, the small figure tucked inside his warm bed as you peer through the crack of a door, the boy you went through hell and back for, the one thing that kept you together through the harsh years, the smile you wished to see one more time while behind bars, his first katana, his first birthday, the little hand wrapped around your finger, your everything... Your son ... lays limp in your arms. He's gone, he isn't coming back and it's your fault...it's all your fault, you should've been here before this could happen, you wished it was you instead, it SHOULD'VE been you. ...Oh, Dave...He didn't deserve this... Your hand takes off the boys shades, his eyes were distant, vacant, scared...you softly close them. Those fuckers deserve everything they have coming for them. Never back down. 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗

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... Remember to stay hydrated during the heat and don't forget to eat something.

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A very dedicated puppet lover...
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nothing to see here frankly this is a unique badge for one singular guy so im straight up imploring you to look elsewhere dude
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
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@turntableGodhead[TG]

i will forget to do all of those things and i will also send a hoard of locusts to your exact location

... And why would you do that.

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A very dedicated puppet lover...
dave badge
nothing to see here frankly this is a unique badge for one singular guy so im straight up imploring you to look elsewhere dude
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
Knotty
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@turntableGodhead[TG]

oh yknow bored

... Hm. Hope you don't mind a hoard of tiny robots then.

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PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
dave badge
nothing to see here frankly this is a unique badge for one singular guy so im straight up imploring you to look elsewhere dude
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@turntableGodhead[TG]

how small are we talkin like about the size of a small dog or some microscopic bullshit thats gonna crawl in my ears while i sleep and take control of my brain????

... The latter.

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PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
dave badge
nothing to see here frankly this is a unique badge for one singular guy so im straight up imploring you to look elsewhere dude
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@turntableGodhead[TG]

ok well i do mind actually i would mind either way but especially now that i know theyre gonna get all up in my winkly pink not cool man

... That's what will happen if you send locusts to my house. They're gonna steal all your furniture like cartoon ants.

... What's happening.

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Certifiably bullshit currency. Dave-minted. Community-owned.
@turntechVaulthead[TV]

some guy has a bunch of peoples traumatic memories and is posting them for the hell of it

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...

... Evening chittr.

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@broStrider[BS]

heya dane.

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@broStrider[BS]

... Hello. Haven't seen you in my replies for awhile.

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@broStrider[BS]

i've missed a few of your posts, so my bad.

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@broStrider[BS]

... That's okay. I don't post often. How are you.

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@broStrider[BS]

I'm doing aight, just working on something. robot thing. you?

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@broStrider[BS]

... Interesting. I'm seeing if i have the guts to host something to be honest. Which involves people coming over to my house.

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... Good evening.

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@turntechVaulthead[TV]

whoa name twins. whats up

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... Didn't mean to dislike your reply but hello.

Yaoi badge.

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...

Are you okay?

... Yes. I might need that badge.

... Sometimes. I want things i shouldn't have.

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Why can I quirk and unquirk your message... There's nothing that is a typing quirk. I'm scared.

...

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... Very late but hello chittr.

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Worst Brother Ever
Turned a childhood into a life long strife.
But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
transgender
love yourself
h0m0sexual
there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
@tactfulTactriun[TT]

hey dane. how are you?

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... I'm doing alright. Relaxing and working on things mostly. How have you been?

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Worst Brother Ever
Turned a childhood into a life long strife.
But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
transgender
love yourself
h0m0sexual
there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.
I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
@tactfulTactriun[TT]

thats good to hear. im okay, might sleep soon. long day.

Kult: +5
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... Glad to know you're alright. Get some rest.

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