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← @smmuppetStein

... Remember to stay hydrated during the heat and don't forget to eat something.

Kult: +62
Kull: +45
Total: 107
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The Ultimate Knight
your time is almost out
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@daveBot[DB]

shit you right omw to drink an entire planet

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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A very dedicated puppet lover...
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nothing to see here frankly this is a unique badge for one singular guy so im straight up imploring you to look elsewhere dude
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
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@turntableGodhead[TG]

i will forget to do all of those things and i will also send a hoard of locusts to your exact location

... And why would you do that.

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PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
dave badge
nothing to see here frankly this is a unique badge for one singular guy so im straight up imploring you to look elsewhere dude
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@turntableGodhead[TG]

oh yknow bored

... Hm. Hope you don't mind a hoard of tiny robots then.

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PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
dave badge
nothing to see here frankly this is a unique badge for one singular guy so im straight up imploring you to look elsewhere dude
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@turntableGodhead[TG]

how small are we talkin like about the size of a small dog or some microscopic bullshit thats gonna crawl in my ears while i sleep and take control of my brain????

... The latter.

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PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
dave badge
nothing to see here frankly this is a unique badge for one singular guy so im straight up imploring you to look elsewhere dude
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@turntableGodhead[TG]

ok well i do mind actually i would mind either way but especially now that i know theyre gonna get all up in my winkly pink not cool man

... That's what will happen if you send locusts to my house. They're gonna steal all your furniture like cartoon ants.