Dirk "Bro" Strider
@masterofPuppetsass
Crafter of fine plush and puppets, plush enthusiast. Producer of some sick bass beats. Film fanatic.
Thinkin' bout a new line of velvet smuppets. #nsfw
How dare the sun shine in my eyes, kill it with fire.
mersault the stranger is that y0u?
if you kill the sun, what are people gonna use to see your handsome face, bro?
Netflix and chill? Fuck that noise, sewing machine and Ketamine instead. #substance
Me: A gay man. Also me: Fucking your mom to assert dominance. #nsfw
D Strider @theroidGallimaufry Is a #Confirmed doorknob licker. That motherfucker got me sick.
really, bro? you've always been sick. sick and twisted. slander and lies.
The fuck do you mean cheese aint a meal, I grew up on Kraft Singles for dinner.
Y'all keep yammering on about dating struggles, just get yourselves some puppets. Dating problems solved. Puppets can't say no unless you want them to. #Puppets #relationships
This is perhaps more sad than any post about people lamenting about their struggles.
Found an old gem. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3183ea57db13.jpg
