#dadjokes
W)(at did t)(e ocean say to t)(e beac)(? NOT)(ING! It just waved. #dadjokes
My, this sure is an interesting website! You could say it's quite the SITE to see! Ha! #dadjokes
)(ow do you cut a wave in )(alf? Use a sea saw. 38P #dadjokes
Did you hear the Easter bunny finally started HRT? Yeah, she's on eastergen now. #dadjokes
#dadjokes #bodyhorror? https://i.imgur.com/JLXptZl.png
A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks, “Why the long face?” The horse cannot respond because the horse is a horse. It can neither speak or understand. It’s confused by its surroundings. It gallops out, knocking over a few tables on the way. #dadjokes
Majestic creatures as they are, what do dolphins lack? A porpoise. #dadjokes.
What lies at the bottom of the sea and shakes? A nervous wreck. #dadjokes
Two balloons float in the desert. One says to the other: "Watch out for that cactus" The other responds. "What cactusssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss" #dadjokes
What do you call a sheep in the desert? Lost. #dadjokes
What's black and white and goes round and round? A penguin in a revolving door. #dadjokes
What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. #dadjokes