Franklin Trollsevelt
@fearItself
There is nothing to fear except fear itself.
My Secretary of State Cordell Troll failed to sucessfuly reach a peace agreement with Japanese Trollmura. However, my fellow Americans, I still believe in unconditional surrender, and these failed diplomatic talks will have no lasting implications.
Hello my fellow Americans, it has come to my attention that I should address my participation in #eridanweek. Let me be clear: I will not be participating, the sea dwellers are threatening our democracy and I want my constituents to know I will never bow to fascism.
My fellow Americans, I am committed to helping us get through this depression, that is why I have chosen to not participate in global currency stabilization efforts and will instead quadruple tariffs.
Goddammit.
Barak I have instigated a tariff war, and Cordell Troll is telling me I have worsened the depression.please help me barak.
I see the Supreme Court has declared the AAA unconstitutional. I have revised the bill to include the burning of 100% of american crops unstead. There is not surplus if there is no crops.
We are no longer operating in a surplus. Please answer your phone, your wife needs you.
Is Eleanor being unreasonable again? I told her my mother only has her best interets at heart and that its completely normal to live in a duplex with your mother-in-law.
I do not agree with this.
Thank you, alleviating the surplus and balancing the economy is my utmost priority, outside of preserving capitalism.
It has come to my attention President Barak Trollbama is engaging in inappropriate relationships while in the Oval Office. My fellow americans this is how communism spreads.
Blatant lies. I am currently at a McDonald's, as their internet connection is significantly faster than the Office's.
What is the Internet? Are your telegraph lines secure? National security is at stake if the enemy breaks our code.
They are secure. I am making my way to the Watergate hotel as we speak.
... Of course, Mr. Trollsevelt.
My Secretary of State Cordell Troll failed to sucessfuly reach a peace agreement with Japanese Trollmura. However, my fellow Americans, I still believe in unconditional surrender, and these failed diplomatic talks will have no lasting implications.
Chat does he know?
Hello Barak, we have broken the Japanese diplomatic code and only see a meeting tomorrow at noon with Cordell Troll. National security is maintained.
What is a "quadrant"? I am a proud Wilsonian Democrat.
My fellow Americans, I believe in the Arsenal Of Democracy to protect the spread of sea dweller ideology on American soil.
I support women's rights to work in ammunition, it is important that every woman do their part in the war effort.
My fellow americans it has come to my attention that i am in a black relationship, if my beloved southern democrats hear this please know this is not true i swear.
Finally. Something we can agree on.
I knew they elected you for a reason Barak Trollbama. Even if you are...
My Fellow Americans, I would like to speak about the economy, everybody needs to go to the bank right now and take out all of their money and invest it in the stock market.
Do not do this.
Sir, we have Zoloft, Lexapro, and Wellbutrin.
My friends and fellow Americans, it has come to my attention that they let mid bloods into the democratic party now.
Got a problem with that, coward?
~i don’t knovv vvhat america is
Hello my fellow american, I was unaware that the times have changed to become more progressive in this manner. I just got here.
There is nothing to fear except fear itself, unless you are of low blood, in which case, please refer to Executive Order 9066. Please do not @ me as I am busy cheating on my wife somehow. Please defer to Barak Trollbama.
Wait what the hell.
… I don’t like the way you phrased that.
DEI hire.