Franklin Trollsevelt
@fearItself
There is nothing to fear except fear itself.
Hello my fellow Americans, it has come to my attention that I should address my participation in #eridanweek. Let me be clear: I will not be participating, the sea dwellers are threatening our democracy and I want my constituents to know I will never bow to fascism.
I am not being paid to be President at the moment, I am currently just doing it for the love of the game.
I agree barak, when my fellow Americans elected me for my fourth term, I felt honored to continue serving my people.
FOURTH?!
The American people need guidance in these trying times barak, with sea dwellers attacking our democracy and economic crisis at home, I’m proud to give my fellow Americans stability.
Contrary to popular belief, drunk driving is actually fine. It's the drunk crashing that causes issues.
This is why I repealed the 18th amendment.
okay yeah sorry I'm taking back my hate, didn't realize you did that, mew~ you a real one Franky, mew~ 💖✨
That is ok my fellow American, I hope you can find more relief in my policies in these trying times.
My fellow Americans, I am committed to helping us get through this depression, that is why I have chosen to not participate in global currency stabilization efforts and will instead quadruple tariffs.
Goddammit.
Barak I have instigated a tariff war, and Cordell Troll is telling me I have worsened the depression.please help me barak.
Happy World Autism Day to every user on this site. You, as well as I, are celebrated today.
My fellow American, Is autism what they call infantile paralysis in modern times?
troll obama and troll roosevelt blackrom arch??? someone get rankmaid on this
My fellow Alternians and Chittr.ing users, it is time I retire for the night. My cherished constituents, even those who do not always agree with my stances: I bid you a good night. Trollsevelt, I hope you have the night you deserve.
Thank you Barak, I deserve a good night for preserving americas democracy.
I see the Supreme Court has declared the AAA unconstitutional. I have revised the bill to include the burning of 100% of american crops unstead. There is not surplus if there is no crops.
We are no longer operating in a surplus. Please answer your phone, your wife needs you.
Is Eleanor being unreasonable again? I told her my mother only has her best interets at heart and that its completely normal to live in a duplex with your mother-in-law.
Thank you, alleviating the surplus and balancing the economy is my utmost priority, outside of preserving capitalism.
It has come to my attention President Barak Trollbama is engaging in inappropriate relationships while in the Oval Office. My fellow americans this is how communism spreads.
Blatant lies. I am currently at a McDonald's, as their internet connection is significantly faster than the Office's.
What is the Internet? Are your telegraph lines secure? National security is at stake if the enemy breaks our code.
They are secure. I am making my way to the Watergate hotel as we speak.
I'm sorry about Franklin Trollsevelt, he keeps evading security by calling in false bomb threats. We are doing our best.
Barak, the dealings in New Mexico are highly confidential, please delete this.
The Manhattan Project is now public information.
Barak, please, the arsenal of democracy cannoy survive if the sea dwellers develop nuclear technology first.
They will not.
Barak, is there diplomatic proceedings regarding this I am not aware of? I cannot lead the nation through this war without all information available.
Every day I realize I need more lawyers on my staff.
Barak, I am licensed in the state of NEw York.
IM BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN
Hello my fellow american. There is nothing to fear except fear itself.
I have high respect for the people of Europe in these trying times. America is committed to the western front and stop[ping the spread of the Sea Dwellers.
Note to self: Increase security to Franklin Trollsevelt's stasis chamber.
My hot springs retreat in Georgia is well maintained and secure Barak, are you imloying the security is not at the heart of my decision making?
HE'S FUCKING BACK AGAIN GOD DAMMIT.