Franklin Trollsevelt
@fearItself
There is nothing to fear except fear itself.
I will say it again. To be cringe is to be free.
I agree, Barak, it is especially important to remind citizens of maintaining freedom in these trying times.
@fearItself Are you feeling a little frisky ~?
Hello my friend, While I am not sure what this word means, We can be united in our passionate hatred.
I see the confusion my fellow American, I intended to like your post about vanquishing your mortal enemy. I too, am trying to vanquish the fishists. Regarding this “knotting” though, I am a man of the people and I would like to hear more about what my constituents have to say on matters I am uneducated about.
Hello my fellow Americans, it has been a long time since I have heard from fellow esteemed democrat Barak Trollbama. I miss Barak and our collaborative efforts in the fight for democracy.
... Good to hear from you, Franklin.
Thank you for replying Barak, may our paths continue to intersect in our noble fights.
^^*uses mY light poWers to giVe You a guaranteed crit on Your next attack!*^^
Thank you my fellow American, any help in the fight for freedom is a noble effort that will be rewarded.
Fuck this. Biden, reschedule all my meetings immediately. Good day, Chittr.ing users. Try not to break too many laws until my return.
Barak what about the fishists? Your strength and leadership in office is needed in this fight.
There is so much of the Yaoi happening between kismesis on my timeline right now. I am sure Rankmaid is pleased.
Barak, have we broken JN-25? What do these Japanese words mean Barak? Please respond to my telegram immediately.
My Fellow Americans, I am still dedicated to fighting sea hitler and fishism.
What th3 fuck i2 an am3rican????
Hello my friend, my administration is dedicated to administering the aid they deserve in these trying economic times. Please wait patiently for the reimbursement, the arsenal of democracy and the fight against fishism is costly, and we must all do our part.
Hello my fellow american, An american is an individual who uphollds democracy and shines a guiding light on the rest of the world.
Hello my fellow Americans, it has come to my attention that I should address my participation in #eridanweek. Let me be clear: I will not be participating, the sea dwellers are threatening our democracy and I want my constituents to know I will never bow to fascism.
I am not being paid to be President at the moment, I am currently just doing it for the love of the game.
I agree barak, when my fellow Americans elected me for my fourth term, I felt honored to continue serving my people.
FOURTH?!
The American people need guidance in these trying times barak, with sea dwellers attacking our democracy and economic crisis at home, I’m proud to give my fellow Americans stability.
Contrary to popular belief, drunk driving is actually fine. It's the drunk crashing that causes issues.
This is why I repealed the 18th amendment.
okay yeah sorry I'm taking back my hate, didn't realize you did that, mew~ you a real one Franky, mew~ 💖✨
That is ok my fellow American, I hope you can find more relief in my policies in these trying times.
My fellow Americans, I am committed to helping us get through this depression, that is why I have chosen to not participate in global currency stabilization efforts and will instead quadruple tariffs.
Goddammit.
Barak I have instigated a tariff war, and Cordell Troll is telling me I have worsened the depression.please help me barak.
Happy World Autism Day to every user on this site. You, as well as I, are celebrated today.
My fellow American, Is autism what they call infantile paralysis in modern times?
troll obama and troll roosevelt blackrom arch??? someone get rankmaid on this
My fellow Alternians and Chittr.ing users, it is time I retire for the night. My cherished constituents, even those who do not always agree with my stances: I bid you a good night. Trollsevelt, I hope you have the night you deserve.
Thank you Barak, I deserve a good night for preserving americas democracy.
I see the Supreme Court has declared the AAA unconstitutional. I have revised the bill to include the burning of 100% of american crops unstead. There is not surplus if there is no crops.
We are no longer operating in a surplus. Please answer your phone, your wife needs you.
Is Eleanor being unreasonable again? I told her my mother only has her best interets at heart and that its completely normal to live in a duplex with your mother-in-law.
Thank you, alleviating the surplus and balancing the economy is my utmost priority, outside of preserving capitalism.
It has come to my attention President Barak Trollbama is engaging in inappropriate relationships while in the Oval Office. My fellow americans this is how communism spreads.
Blatant lies. I am currently at a McDonald's, as their internet connection is significantly faster than the Office's.
What is the Internet? Are your telegraph lines secure? National security is at stake if the enemy breaks our code.
They are secure. I am making my way to the Watergate hotel as we speak.