♦ pitied by @tangibleTitillation
hashtag blocked for not knowing having an age on profile was necessary what a weird thing to call weird goddamn

im just the dad who stepped up #stepfatherpride
Stop pitying my shits
#reacttoeverything #peakreactiontime #keepyourskillssharp

dirks giving me anime homework & he thinks im gonna do it FAT FUCKIN CHANCE #LeWont

The boys think they ate. I'm crying. #lalondesupremacy

#imnothing #everythingforthelalondes #lalondesupremacy
There are old men messaging me.

n0te t0 self: write a script aut0-bl0cking every strider fr0m my feed except the h0t 0nes. th0se are 0n thin ice.

#thisistheway

i practice modesty unlike these other tramps

i am a culinary genius and nothing will stop me now! unless something stops me, please dont stop me i just got good at cooking.

I'm tired of pretending I'm chill. I am insane.









