Sawbuck (10 hat)
@sawBuck
What year is it? He//him
WHAT!?! Biscuits gets verified before me? BISCUITS?!?
That man does NOT have my vote and I'm from the future so I can say with confidence that this man drops this by tomorrow.
I will refrain from making such lists about which of my friends and cooworkers I would #smashorpass but lets just say I do not hide my feelings on any of them. #nsfw ish
If you've never been stuck in a timeloop doing something mundane like laundry so every 15 seconds youre just back pouring detergent in the washer for probably close to a week I envy you. In other words I need a drink. #substance
No I don't.
I swear I need a flowchart of who I said what to when and weather or not I know a person... All very confusing. This flowchart would have to be on my person at all times... And would need to be editable so that rules out tattoo...
Well, I always have a pocket notebook on me! Maybe something like that would work for you?
That wouldn't be a bad idea until of course I put it down to take a sip of soup thats just a liiiittle too hot
SAWBUCK MY BOY, YOU ARE FAR SHARPER THAN YOU GIVE YOURSELF CREDIT. YOU DON'T NEED SOME PALTRY MOTHERHONKING FLOW CHART. YOU HAVE THE MEANS TO KEEP TRACK OF WHATEVER YOU NEED, STORED RIGHT WHERE IT BELONGS IN YOUR SATISFYINGLY SQUARE HEAD.
Well I suppose you're right boss. I may not be the sharpest tool in your tool belt but I am by no means BISUCITS!
SAWBUCK. MY MOST SQUARE HEADED STALLION. MY ROTUND RAMPAGER. MY BOY IN BLUE. YOU NEED NOT UPLIFT YOURSELF AT THE EXPENSE OF YOUR FELLOW LEPRECHAUN. A TOOL NEED NOT ALWAYS BE SHARP TO GET THE JOB DONE, AND SHARPNESS IS NOT THE ONLY MEASURE OF USEFULNESS. EVEN A DULL SPACETIME CARVING HUNTING KNIFE CAN STILL SHRED THROUGH QUANTUM FIELDS.
I'll... I'll take your word on it boss.
YES. YOU WILL. JOIN ME IN THE BILLIARDS PARLOR THREE WEEKS FROM THE TOMORROW AFTER YESTERDAY. YOU'VE BEEN WORKING HARD. WE'LL SHARE CUBANS.
I trust that this has already happened for you and you're telling me my future past present future and not expecting me to go uninjured for three weeks from the tomorrow after yesterday. You must know I have no control over when I am at any given moment!
YOU WILL BE IN THE BILLIARDS PARLOR FOR CUBANS WHEN I HAVE INDICATED THAT YOU WILL BE IN THE BILLIARDS PARLOR FOR CUBANS. WORRY NOT, SAWBUCK. LORD ENGLISH DOES NOT MINCE WORDS.
Eh? Yes of course #casey and what not!
*AHEM* a lot of you should probably er... well... Let's just say you're libel to rile up some green folks with the riddles eh?
Sometimes I wish he never learned how to post. #specificposting
The manors quiet tonight. Unless I'm not in the noisy part in which case do NOT bring the noise to me!
Nah, it's quiet. I've been laying in bed staring at the ceiling all night.
Oh yes of that I'm sure! I'm simply putting a kettle on for some tea. I wouldn't mind the fast talking company of a yellow hatted rogue ;)
I could use something warm, I guess. I feel really cold right now. Want me to come hang out?
It's not just the Midnight Crew that hate time travel...
OnO
I'm positive the way you do it is much better than any way I do it my dear!
next time it happens I can always so if i can come find you even if i cant bring you back to where you were before i could at least keep you company until you do!
My dear girl mind you I would however the times I'm sent to don't always have internet or cell service... Or sometimes the Seahorse uprising is in full swing... You understand it's not always possible to contact you!
well it doesnt need to be every time! just enough times that i can do something to make my coworkers cycle a little easier! or weekcycle or cyclegroup maybe not a sweep though at that point i think we are better off on gambling and seeing if percussive maintenance can send you to a better point in time
Well I will say the when I just came from was a decade ago you were not a member quite yet so I'm sure a text message from me would render you quite confused.
oh youd be surprised but you do make a good point i can only really trust messages from the future or the past from myself and here i was hoping to come up a proper solution to help you and prove how useful i can be...
No no dear its quite alright I'm very used to it! No need to get your hair in a twist over me! I'll manage! I wasn't doing anything important anyways just laundry!
Bread Milk Eggs Eggs Eggs Eggs... WHO LET BISCUITS MAKE THE LIST???
Honestly this is better than the Grocery Loop I was just in for a few weeks.
Did I miss anything important?
The what
Well you must know I have VERY little control over when and where I'm sent when I'm injured so sometimes for whatever reason I am sent to the same point in time for a prolonged period of time. This instance I was stuck in a grocery store on loop for a few weeks.
a whole year! thats real fascinating! im only just an intern right now so i better now mess up and keep the timeline stable! one little mistake can cost me that chance meeting in the future and id hate to only see one side of our introductions!
Yes quite the tricky business maintaining time. Not that I have literally any hand in that mind you my power set is random and wild and completely out of my hands.
That sounds like the worst thing ever I'm actually sorry wtf ... Actually question about you... leprechauns right?
dont worry mr sawbuck its what people like me are for consider me the maid of time! ill be around to clean up any messes that happen just in case if all goes according to plan!
Fantastic glad to hear it! Happy to have you on board still and again!
Do you all have time powers or is like? Player related thing? Like say a different set of you.
We all have time things... I wouldn't call some of them powers necessarily. Some of us have Jujus that allow us to manipulate time... or in the case of one of us think we can manipulate time.
B tier is respectable I'll take it!
Hmm... Just got back from a vacation to Aruba courtesy of dear Clover... did I miss anything important?
Our tailor? That is dreadful news Snowman... Someone who doesn't get sent randomly through time and space every time he is injured and someone who isn't the universe should deal with that!
Good then sounds like a big pile of not our problem eh? Remind me next time were in the same room I'll celebrate with you over drinks! I've been working on my mixology!
That would explain the smell of burning coming from the light green kitchen...
Tidy tidy tidy.
It's quiet in the manor... too quiet...
... Why is Eggs hat just laying in the emerald green game rooms pool table?
maybe he hid something underneath it!
That's never a good sign with that moron... The breakfast duo I swear you can't take your eyes off them for 2 seconds before they've ruined things six ways from Sunday!