Sawbuck (10 hat)
@sawBuck
What year is it? He//him
SIGH! I suppose somebody will have to clean up the 85 destroyed picture frames.... No no by all means let the guy who when he gets injured jumps randomly through space and time pick up broken glass that'll end well!
Vetoed. Which hallway are you in?
Oh good Crowbar! Hello boss it's the emerald green one. The west emerald green one... The west west east west emerald green one.
Right. Three lefts, two rights, up two levels. Be there shortly, after a detour for the dustpan. Do not touch anything.
Good to hear, stripe.
As promised! [Attached is a 4 hour long youtube video of Sawbuck slowly taking his hat off then sobbing loudly into it at one point Bisucits walks in is clearly surprised and uncomfortable and leaves]
Biscuits gets his own badge?! BISCUITS!?! Well... time to make good on my promise and film a video of me sobbing into my hat for 4 hours. That shouldn't be too hard.
Hello friends and alternate timeline versions of friends that I have likely met because of how often I am injured!
Good to see you, Ten.
Apparently Biscuits is getting a badge based on his asinine bit... Deep emotional guttural sobbing live stream to follow.
If Biscuits stupid bit gets a custom badge I'm live streaming me stress sobbing into my hat.
Here's a bit of a tricky riddle for all you Pot o' Gold fans out there! What three letters we use every day are 9 syllables long?
No letter can be 9 syllables long for all syllables consist of multiple letters! What a nonsensical riddle, where could you possibly go with this??
I think you're thinking of it all wrong! And it's not letter it's letterS. For example xyz are 3 syllables long! And these letters are ones we use every day you may even be using them right now!
I see, a simple misunderstanding... Very well, I apologize for my brash statement. Lots of stupid people going around this site, you see. Now, three commonplace letters that consist of 9 syllables altogether... Hmm... Well, "W" is clearly part of the correct option. "Double U" has three syllables on its own. Yet I cannot think of many more that are particularly lengthy in their syllable count... ...Got to say, you have me stumped! I am frankly impressed. And interested in finding out the answer..!
Might it be the three Ws øne finds in a web address?
Hm. I gave it much thought, and I simply cannot come up with another word that falls under this category. Very well, I would like the answer.
You were close! WWW was the answer! Every website youve ever been on likely started with these three letters!
... Right, they didn't have to be different letters, of course. Darn it, I definitely could have gotten that if I had just reread the instructions..! Screw my tunnel vision!! ...But, I cannot deny, that was a mighty amusing riddle, hahah. Even if I feel a little embarassed, I cannot help but appreciate the riddle and your delivery of it. Thank you for the good time.
Headache :(
--Sawbuck (10 hat) HAS BEEN TEMPORALLY RELOCATED--
Ah shit.
I'm sure he's fine.
WHAT!?! Biscuits gets verified before me? BISCUITS?!?
Yes!
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That man does NOT have my vote and I'm from the future so I can say with confidence that this man drops this by tomorrow.
I will refrain from making such lists about which of my friends and cooworkers I would #smashorpass but lets just say I do not hide my feelings on any of them. #nsfw ish
If you've never been stuck in a timeloop doing something mundane like laundry so every 15 seconds youre just back pouring detergent in the washer for probably close to a week I envy you. In other words I need a drink. #substance
No I don't.
I swear I need a flowchart of who I said what to when and weather or not I know a person... All very confusing. This flowchart would have to be on my person at all times... And would need to be editable so that rules out tattoo...
Well, I always have a pocket notebook on me! Maybe something like that would work for you?
That wouldn't be a bad idea until of course I put it down to take a sip of soup thats just a liiiittle too hot
SAWBUCK MY BOY, YOU ARE FAR SHARPER THAN YOU GIVE YOURSELF CREDIT. YOU DON'T NEED SOME PALTRY MOTHERHONKING FLOW CHART. YOU HAVE THE MEANS TO KEEP TRACK OF WHATEVER YOU NEED, STORED RIGHT WHERE IT BELONGS IN YOUR SATISFYINGLY SQUARE HEAD.
Well I suppose you're right boss. I may not be the sharpest tool in your tool belt but I am by no means BISUCITS!
SAWBUCK. MY MOST SQUARE HEADED STALLION. MY ROTUND RAMPAGER. MY BOY IN BLUE. YOU NEED NOT UPLIFT YOURSELF AT THE EXPENSE OF YOUR FELLOW LEPRECHAUN. A TOOL NEED NOT ALWAYS BE SHARP TO GET THE JOB DONE, AND SHARPNESS IS NOT THE ONLY MEASURE OF USEFULNESS. EVEN A DULL SPACETIME CARVING HUNTING KNIFE CAN STILL SHRED THROUGH QUANTUM FIELDS.
I'll... I'll take your word on it boss.
YES. YOU WILL. JOIN ME IN THE BILLIARDS PARLOR THREE WEEKS FROM THE TOMORROW AFTER YESTERDAY. YOU'VE BEEN WORKING HARD. WE'LL SHARE CUBANS.
I trust that this has already happened for you and you're telling me my future past present future and not expecting me to go uninjured for three weeks from the tomorrow after yesterday. You must know I have no control over when I am at any given moment!
YOU WILL BE IN THE BILLIARDS PARLOR FOR CUBANS WHEN I HAVE INDICATED THAT YOU WILL BE IN THE BILLIARDS PARLOR FOR CUBANS. WORRY NOT, SAWBUCK. LORD ENGLISH DOES NOT MINCE WORDS.
Eh? Yes of course #casey and what not!
yaaaay!!
*AHEM* a lot of you should probably er... well... Let's just say you're libel to rile up some green folks with the riddles eh?
Sometimes I wish he never learned how to post. #specificposting
The manors quiet tonight. Unless I'm not in the noisy part in which case do NOT bring the noise to me!
Nah, it's quiet. I've been laying in bed staring at the ceiling all night.
Oh yes of that I'm sure! I'm simply putting a kettle on for some tea. I wouldn't mind the fast talking company of a yellow hatted rogue ;)
I could use something warm, I guess. I feel really cold right now. Want me to come hang out?
It's not just the Midnight Crew that hate time travel...
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I'm positive the way you do it is much better than any way I do it my dear!
next time it happens I can always so if i can come find you even if i cant bring you back to where you were before i could at least keep you company until you do!
My dear girl mind you I would however the times I'm sent to don't always have internet or cell service... Or sometimes the Seahorse uprising is in full swing... You understand it's not always possible to contact you!
well it doesnt need to be every time! just enough times that i can do something to make my coworkers cycle a little easier! or weekcycle or cyclegroup maybe not a sweep though at that point i think we are better off on gambling and seeing if percussive maintenance can send you to a better point in time
Well I will say the when I just came from was a decade ago you were not a member quite yet so I'm sure a text message from me would render you quite confused.
oh youd be surprised but you do make a good point i can only really trust messages from the future or the past from myself and here i was hoping to come up a proper solution to help you and prove how useful i can be...
No no dear its quite alright I'm very used to it! No need to get your hair in a twist over me! I'll manage! I wasn't doing anything important anyways just laundry!