Sawbuck (10 hat)
@sawBuck
What year is it? He//him
WHAT!?! Biscuits gets verified before me? BISCUITS?!?
accidentally knocked over a bucket of soapy water in front of crowbars room he probably wont notice all the water seeping in through under the door right?
Need a towel?
im going to need like three maybe it was a pretty full bucket also its really funny that you guys just use buckets for holding water by the way i know at least three trolls that would be panicking at just holding these things
Naturally... I'll be on my way though my advice would be to time travel until after he cools off... whenever that is.
theres still time! certainly if we get most of it he wont notice! never give up sawbuck!
Oi vey! Alright fine which Crowbars room again? There's a few at any given time...
uh in this case its third floor 7th from the left or wait is it 7th from the right technically it you take a left and its the 7th door on the right
Uh... Yeah... You know what I'm just gonna go to the third floor and you yell if you see me okay?
great plan! i love yelling loudly near peoples rooms! maybe someone else will come out and help too! like crowbar-oh wait....
sorry everyone for missing out on most of #megidomay so far! it just wouldnt feel right to celebrate with @archiveAddict practically dying in bed! among other things ive been busy with ive been trying to spoil her whenever i get the chance so hopefully shes through the worst of it but just in case be sure to raise your hands in the air and give her your energy! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dbc4991a8cf9.png
Here's hoping for a speedy recovery for her!
...This timeline sucks. Fuck. I guess without his super speed we couldn't pull off some kind of critical heist??? Okay FINE I'll pull the pin back out. BEGRUDGINGLY. #vagueposting
His speed is handy for heists even you must admit that!
The #smash-or-pass that NOBODY asked for. If you humiliate or make fun of me I WILL move to a timeline where you are dead. ① PASS. I have gone to timelines where he is dead more often than I can count. My hatred burns bright. ② PASS? I just feel like it would not work out. He is too slow to employ the japery I find appealing. ③ Smash. ④ Refusing to answer because I know that promiscuous little dancer would smash anything that moves. ♥℧☘︎ maybe. ⑤ Smash. ⑥ Pass, but not because I wouldn't. I just think there are better things to do with an alternate version of myself. ⑦ Smash but only if it wouldn't make things weird. ⑧ Scandalous, but smash. It would never happen, however. And I would be terrified the entire time. ⑨ ...Smash. ⑩ Smash. ⑪ Pass. ⑫ ...Smash. The time travel angle is intriguing. ⑬ Pass. ⑭ Smash. ⑮ Smash. ⚪ ...Smash. But it would never happen. And I'd be terrified the entire time.
Oh my!
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I know.
I swear I need a flowchart of who I said what to when and weather or not I know a person... All very confusing. This flowchart would have to be on my person at all times... And would need to be editable so that rules out tattoo...
Well, I always have a pocket notebook on me! Maybe something like that would work for you?
That wouldn't be a bad idea until of course I put it down to take a sip of soup thats just a liiiittle too hot
SAWBUCK MY BOY, YOU ARE FAR SHARPER THAN YOU GIVE YOURSELF CREDIT. YOU DON'T NEED SOME PALTRY MOTHERHONKING FLOW CHART. YOU HAVE THE MEANS TO KEEP TRACK OF WHATEVER YOU NEED, STORED RIGHT WHERE IT BELONGS IN YOUR SATISFYINGLY SQUARE HEAD.
Well I suppose you're right boss. I may not be the sharpest tool in your tool belt but I am by no means BISUCITS!
SAWBUCK. MY MOST SQUARE HEADED STALLION. MY ROTUND RAMPAGER. MY BOY IN BLUE. YOU NEED NOT UPLIFT YOURSELF AT THE EXPENSE OF YOUR FELLOW LEPRECHAUN. A TOOL NEED NOT ALWAYS BE SHARP TO GET THE JOB DONE, AND SHARPNESS IS NOT THE ONLY MEASURE OF USEFULNESS. EVEN A DULL SPACETIME CARVING HUNTING KNIFE CAN STILL SHRED THROUGH QUANTUM FIELDS.
I'll... I'll take your word on it boss.
YES. YOU WILL. JOIN ME IN THE BILLIARDS PARLOR THREE WEEKS FROM THE TOMORROW AFTER YESTERDAY. YOU'VE BEEN WORKING HARD. WE'LL SHARE CUBANS.
I trust that this has already happened for you and you're telling me my future past present future and not expecting me to go uninjured for three weeks from the tomorrow after yesterday. You must know I have no control over when I am at any given moment!
YOU WILL BE IN THE BILLIARDS PARLOR FOR CUBANS WHEN I HAVE INDICATED THAT YOU WILL BE IN THE BILLIARDS PARLOR FOR CUBANS. WORRY NOT, SAWBUCK. LORD ENGLISH DOES NOT MINCE WORDS.
oh god all the blood rushed to my dick and im on the floor in agony help #nsfw
My, my Itchy again?
No I'm not on here much and when I am I'm not stalking you and your conversations my sweet.
JusT FounD OuT ThE MooN IS NoT ReaL MucH TO ThinK AbouT 🟩
Don't BELIEVE him!
Last riddle for a while, lest I encourage a leprechaun. So here’s an easier one. I pass before the sun, but cast no shadow. What am I? #riddles
The wind
*AHEM* a lot of you should probably er... well... Let's just say you're libel to rile up some green folks with the riddles eh?
