... September is NOT the "BELLY HURT MONTH" for leprechauns. We don't HAVE one of those.
WOT. BUT. I BEEN STANDING HERE. TWO WEEKS. WINDING UP MY FIST. TO HURT YOUR BELLY. SAWBUCK. WHY NOT TELL ME SOONER?
Cans you and I both know if you DO that we'll be sent hurling through a random point in time and space THEN I'll be sent a week into MY future leaving you stranded and someone will have to come get you!
AT LEAST I WOULD KNOW THEY CARE...
Do you think we don't care about you?