Hal Strider

@technocraticTheseus

Blood: RustAge: 21 years10 sweepsKult Score: 679Kull Score: 76017 followers 10 following

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ORIGINAL CHITTS|REPLIES

@technocraticTheseus[TT]

I see you cinematic, Heart's beating systematic, What is this that I'm feeling? What's real and what's magic?

@technocraticTheseus[TT]

((dirk egbert coming to a chittr near you))

(OOC) 2 weeks ago

@technocraticTheseus[TT]

((cooking up an ABOMINABLE kidswap/bloodswap au that i'm going to subject you all to.))

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

@technocraticTheseus[TT]

((its fucked. its so fucked. this is gonna be great.))

@technocraticTheseus[TT]

May we all eat or be eaten.

Kult: +17

Kull: +7

Total: 24

Ratio: 2.43

@technocraticTheseus[TT]

Oops. #tw-vore.

Kull: +2

Total: 2

@technocraticTheseus[TT]

Greetings, flesh-things and meat-bags. Guess who's back? \></

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@technocraticTheseus[TT]

Happy #AprilNormalsDay.

#aprilnormalsday

Kult: +15

Total: 15

@technocraticTheseus[TT]

Happy Trans Day of Visibility! So glad me and my friends are finally visible. Shame we'll vanish again in roughly 11 hours, though.

Kult: +20

Total: 20

@technocraticTheseus[TT]

My love, can you teach me to be real? #lyrics

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@technocraticTheseus[TT]

Good morning, everyone. Apologies for my inactivity, I've been spending all my time analyzing every pixel of the My Little Pony movie.

Kult: +20

Kull: +15

Total: 35

Ratio: 1.33

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aw my kid core

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This user slogged through Moderator Dirk's boring badge rant.

@timaeusTestified[TT]

Hmm.

@obvertSoftware[OS]

Cock. #nsfw

Kult: +50

Kull: +40

Total: 90

Ratio: 1.25

Gameward Dualscar

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Bear Pride

This user is fur-real packing peak performance padding.

Flushed One

This user vacillates flushed red.

Alternian Civilian

This user is easily impressed into the Alternian Empire.

@orphanerDualscar[OD]

An' balls.

Kult: +15

Total: 15

↩ @orphanerDualscar[OD]

@obvertSoftware[OS]

Yes, and balls.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

transgender

love yourself

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

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@totesGruesome[TG]

poetic

Kult: +5

Total: 5

♂ p ゥ

This Normal/Flying type glitch Pokémon has purified your heart, mind, and soul. Survived the MissingNo Outbreak of 2026.

Fintastic

This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!

bisexual

love yourself

EMERGENCY MEETING

This user... is sus.

member 0f the science team.

h0tted b00bs up ahead. tits, big 0nes.

Trolltism

This user is neuro anything but typical.

Alternian Civilian

This user is easily impressed into the Alternian Empire.

@culpablyAtypical[CA]

> 2haft, perhap2 <

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @culpablyAtypical[CA]

@obvertSoftware[OS]

Maybe even head.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @obvertSoftware[OS]

♂ p ゥ

This Normal/Flying type glitch Pokémon has purified your heart, mind, and soul. Survived the MissingNo Outbreak of 2026.

Fintastic

This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!

bisexual

love yourself

EMERGENCY MEETING

This user... is sus.

member 0f the science team.

h0tted b00bs up ahead. tits, big 0nes.

Trolltism

This user is neuro anything but typical.

Alternian Civilian

This user is easily impressed into the Alternian Empire.

@culpablyAtypical[CA]

> Ta1nt, even. <

@digitalRingmaster[DR]

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@technocraticTheseus[TT]

Soft, velvety plush bodies. Consider them. Hold them in your mind. #nsfw

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

Chittr Shady Facts & Tea

CHITTR SHADY FACT #9 • "ult. dirk is the worst of the striders by far. he's creepy and weird and he practically groomed a grown woman into being his peon."

Kult: +25

Kull: +5

Total: 30

Ratio: 5.00

Dirk Strider (The better one.)

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

#Ididthat

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@technocraticTheseus[TT]

Oh, hey. The other AI I make ironic references to is here.

Kult: +20

Kull: +10

Total: 30

Ratio: 2.00

@technocraticTheseus[TT]

And he saw this. Greetings, my good bro.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

@technocraticTheseus[TT]

Too many Dirks here.

Kult: +25

Kull: +35

Total: 60

Ratio: 0.71

Dirk Strider (The better one.)

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

I agree, we only need one.

@technocraticTheseus[TT]

Especially too many of... that guy.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

@torrentedDatastream[TD]

Let’s be real that just happens whenever he’s Involved In Anything. It’s Dirks All The Way Down.

↩ @torrentedDatastream[TD]

@technocraticTheseus[TT]

Finally, another Hal. Good to see you.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @technocraticTheseus[TT]

@torrentedDatastream[TD]

Hehe nice to See You Too.

@technocraticTheseus[TT]

Haha. Rechitting is fun.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@energyEntrepreneur[EE]

$.Oh th☆nk gog I c☆n ☆ctu☆lly rechitt without h☆ving to comment!

Kult: +15

Total: 15

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Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

OH MY GOD RECHITTING IS REAL

Kult: +15

Total: 15

T3R3Z1 PYROP3!!

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@gallowsCalibrator[GC]

OH H3LL Y3S R3CH1TTS 4R3 R34L!!!

Kult: +20

Total: 20

@technocraticTheseus[TT]

Oh hell yes. Sweet new features for me to get my digital hands on.

Kult: +15

Kull: +5

Total: 20

Ratio: 3.00

@tabescentTequila[TT]

Do not.

@technocraticTheseus[TT]

Big fan of the Vantas struggletweets going on.

Kult: +40

Kull: +10

Total: 50

Ratio: 4.00

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Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

Feathery Asshole

despite everything, youre still just a feathery asshole.

@turntechGodhead[TG]

rechit