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Hal Strider

@technocraticTheseus

Blood: RustAge: Kult Score: 649Kull Score: 72014 followers9 following
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Hal Strider
2 weeks ago
@technocraticTheseus[TT]

May we all eat or be eaten.

Kult: +17
Kull: +7
Total: 24
Ratio: 2.43
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Hal Strider
2 weeks ago
@technocraticTheseus[TT]

Oops. #tw-vore.

#tw-vore
Kull: +2
Total: 2
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Hal Strider
3 weeks ago
@technocraticTheseus[TT]

Greetings, flesh-things and meat-bags. Guess who's back? \></

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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Hal Strider
4 months ago
@technocraticTheseus[TT]

Happy #AprilNormalsDay.

#aprilnormalsday
Kult: +15
Total: 15
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Hal Strider
5 months ago
@technocraticTheseus[TT]

Happy Trans Day of Visibility! So glad me and my friends are finally visible. Shame we'll vanish again in roughly 11 hours, though.

Kult: +20
Total: 20
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Hal Strider
5 months ago
@technocraticTheseus[TT]

My love, can you teach me to be real? #lyrics

#lyrics
Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Hal Strider
5 months ago
@technocraticTheseus[TT]

Good morning, everyone. Apologies for my inactivity, I've been spending all my time analyzing every pixel of the My Little Pony movie.

Kult: +20
Kull: +15
Total: 35
Ratio: 1.33
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Dave E. Vantas
5 months ago
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A user of established repute
@dStrides[DS]

aw my kid core

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Lil Hal Jr
3 months ago
Badge: Get
This user slogged through Moderator Dirk's boring badge rant.
@timaeusTestified[TT]

Hmm.

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HAL
5 months ago
@obvertSoftware[OS]

Cock. #nsfw

#nsfw
Kult: +50
Kull: +40
Total: 90
Ratio: 1.25
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Gameward Dualscar
5 months ago
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@orphanerDualscar[OD]

An' balls.

Kult: +15
Total: 15
↩ @orphanerDualscar[OD]
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HAL
5 months ago
@obvertSoftware[OS]

Yes, and balls.

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00
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ROXXX [HC!AU]
5 months ago
transgender
love yourself
Chittr Gold™
This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.
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@totesGruesome[TG]

poetic

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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𝚂𝚒𝚕𝚞𝚛𝚒 𝙼𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚡 𝚘𝚏 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚃𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎
5 months ago
♂ p ゥ
This Normal/Flying type glitch Pokémon has purified your heart, mind, and soul. Survived the MissingNo Outbreak of 2026.
Fintastic
This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!
bisexual
love yourself
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
EMERGENCY MEETING
This user... is sus.
member 0f the science team.
h0tted b00bs up ahead. tits, big 0nes.
Trolltism
This user is neuro anything but typical.
@culpablyAtypical[CA]

> 2haft, perhap2 <

Kult: +2
Total: 2
↩ @culpablyAtypical[CA]
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HAL
5 months ago
@obvertSoftware[OS]

Maybe even head.

Kull: +5
Total: 5
↩ @obvertSoftware[OS]
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𝚂𝚒𝚕𝚞𝚛𝚒 𝙼𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚡 𝚘𝚏 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚃𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎
5 months ago
♂ p ゥ
This Normal/Flying type glitch Pokémon has purified your heart, mind, and soul. Survived the MissingNo Outbreak of 2026.
Fintastic
This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!
bisexual
love yourself
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
EMERGENCY MEETING
This user... is sus.
member 0f the science team.
h0tted b00bs up ahead. tits, big 0nes.
Trolltism
This user is neuro anything but typical.
@culpablyAtypical[CA]

> Ta1nt, even. <

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Caine 🎩🎪
5 months ago
@digitalRingmaster[DR]

🐝 wHAT =============================== ᴏƦᴅᴇƦ ɴᴏᴡ! TheWackyWatch.com 1-800-40📄︎-📫︎⌛︎🖰︎✆︎ ONLY 19.99 ᵉˣᶜˡᵘˢᶦᵛᵉ ᵗᵛ ᵒᶠᶠᵉʳ *ᵖˡᵘˢ ˢ&ʰ ₃₀₋𝒹ₐᵧ ₘₒₙₑᵧ ᵦₐ𝒸ₖ 𝓰ᵤₐᵣₐₙₜₑₑᵎ ⌚🌟 ===============================

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Hal Strider
5 months ago
@technocraticTheseus[TT]

Soft, velvety plush bodies. Consider them. Hold them in your mind. #nsfw

#nsfw
Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00
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Chittr Shady Facts & Tea
5 months ago
@chittrTea[CT]

CHITTR SHADY FACT #9 • "ult. dirk is the worst of the striders by far. he's creepy and weird and he practically groomed a grown woman into being his peon."

Kult: +25
Kull: +5
Total: 30
Ratio: 5.00
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Dirk Strider (The better one.)
5 months ago
Verified
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@timaeusTestified[TT]

#Ididthat

#ididthat
Kult: +10
Total: 10
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Hal Strider
5 months ago
@technocraticTheseus[TT]

Oh, hey. The other AI I make ironic references to is here.

Kult: +20
Kull: +10
Total: 30
Ratio: 2.00
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Hal Strider
5 months ago
@technocraticTheseus[TT]

And he saw this. Greetings, my good bro.

Kull: +5
Total: 5
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Hal Strider
5 months ago
@technocraticTheseus[TT]

Too many Dirks here.

Kult: +25
Kull: +35
Total: 60
Ratio: 0.71
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Dirk Strider (The better one.)
5 months ago
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@timaeusTestified[TT]

I agree, we only need one.

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Hal Strider
5 months ago
@technocraticTheseus[TT]

Especially too many of... that guy.

Kull: +5
Total: 5
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Hal Strider
5 months ago
@torrentedDatastream[TD]

Let’s be real that just happens whenever he’s Involved In Anything. It’s Dirks All The Way Down.

↩ @torrentedDatastream[TD]
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Hal Strider
5 months ago
@technocraticTheseus[TT]

Finally, another Hal. Good to see you.

Kull: +5
Total: 5
↩ @technocraticTheseus[TT]
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Hal Strider
5 months ago
@torrentedDatastream[TD]

Hehe nice to See You Too.

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Hal Strider
5 months ago
@technocraticTheseus[TT]

Haha. Rechitting is fun.

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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Glygen Citrae
5 months ago
@energyEntrepreneur[EE]

$.Oh th☆nk gog I c☆n ☆ctu☆lly rechitt without h☆ving to comment!

Kult: +15
Total: 15
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KRABBY PATTY
5 months ago
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Chittr Gold™
This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.
@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

OH MY GOD RECHITTING IS REAL

Kult: +15
Total: 15
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T3R3Z1 PYROP3!!
5 months ago
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Badge: Get
This user slogged through Moderator Dirk's boring badge rant.
@gallowsCalibrator[GC]

OH H3LL Y3S R3CH1TTS 4R3 R34L!!!

Kult: +20
Total: 20
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Hal Strider
5 months ago
@technocraticTheseus[TT]

Oh hell yes. Sweet new features for me to get my digital hands on.

Kult: +15
Kull: +5
Total: 20
Ratio: 3.00
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Dirk Lalonde
5 months ago
@tabescentTequila[TT]

Do not.

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Hal Strider
5 months ago
@technocraticTheseus[TT]

Big fan of the Vantas struggletweets going on.

Kult: +40
Kull: +10
Total: 50
Ratio: 4.00
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ds
5 months ago
Verified
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Chittr Gold™
This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.
Feathery Asshole
despite everything, youre still just a feathery asshole.
@turntechGodhead[TG]

rechit

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Hal Strider
5 months ago
@technocraticTheseus[TT]

The troll quadrant shit is pretty fascinating, actually.

Kult: +35
Kull: +10
Total: 45
Ratio: 3.50
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Dirk Strider.
5 months ago
Verified
A user of established repute
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
@timaeusTestified[TT]

Please tell me you aren't only just now realizing this.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
↩ @timaeusTestified[TT]
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Bro
5 months ago
@tangibleTitillation[TT]

He takes a minute to load, must be shoddy coding.

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Hal Strider
5 months ago
@technocraticTheseus[TT]

V2hhdCBJIHdvdWxkbid0IGdpdmUgdG8gZmVlbCBzb2Z0IGZlbHQgdW5kZXIgbXkgaGFuZHMgcmlnaHQgbm93Lg== #nsfw #base64

#base64#nsfw
Kult: +10
Total: 10
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Hal Strider
5 months ago
@technocraticTheseus[TT]

Puppets. #nsfw

#nsfw
Kult: +25
Kull: +25
Total: 50
Ratio: 1.00
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Caeyos Carvil
5 months ago
Patron
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Puppymoded
This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.
Good Boy
This user is certifiable good boy of the most marvelous kind.
good dog best friend
the bestest boy ever ever :D
absolutely adorable!!
this user owns a super cute pet
@waningCatastrophe[WC]

im scrd

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Morgyn Shwanz
5 months ago
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@iridescentDeviant[ID]

mm....mm...mmuppe t..... jjoker~<

Kult: +2
Kull: +5
Total: 7
Ratio: 0.40
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Bro
5 months ago
@tangibleTitillation[TT]

Hard. #nsfw

#nsfw
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Mintyl "Lonescar" Tsurga
5 months ago
Skorpe Systems
This user is a verified employee of Skorpe Systems.
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@assistMint[AM]

- Oh, yeah... probably not a good idea to have puppets at work. There's the strings. Trip hazards. Trippable... LOL...