Hal Strider

6 days ago

I see you cinematic, Heart's beating systematic, What is this that I'm feeling? What's real and what's magic?

#lyricposting

2 weeks ago

((dirk egbert coming to a chittr near you))

(OOC) 2 weeks ago

((cooking up an ABOMINABLE kidswap/bloodswap au that i'm going to subject you all to.))

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

2 weeks ago

((its fucked. its so fucked. this is gonna be great.))

2 months ago

May we all eat or be eaten.

Kult: +17

Kull: +7

Total: 24

Ratio: 2.43

2 months ago

Oops. #tw-vore.

#tw-vore

Kull: +2

Total: 2

2 months ago

Greetings, flesh-things and meat-bags. Guess who's back? \></

Kult: +10

Total: 10

Happy #AprilNormalsDay.

#aprilnormalsday

Kult: +15

Total: 15

Happy Trans Day of Visibility! So glad me and my friends are finally visible. Shame we'll vanish again in roughly 11 hours, though.

Kult: +20

Total: 20

My love, can you teach me to be real? #lyrics

#lyrics

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Good morning, everyone. Apologies for my inactivity, I've been spending all my time analyzing every pixel of the My Little Pony movie.

Kult: +20

Kull: +15

Total: 35

Ratio: 1.33

Dave E. Vantas

Verified

A user of established repute

@dStrides[DS]

aw my kid core

Lil Hal Jr

5 months ago

Badge: Get

This user slogged through Moderator Dirk's boring badge rant.

@timaeusTestified[TT]

Hmm.

Soft, velvety plush bodies. Consider them. Hold them in your mind. #nsfw

#nsfw

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

Oh, hey. The other AI I make ironic references to is here.

Kult: +20

Kull: +10

Total: 30

Ratio: 2.00

And he saw this. Greetings, my good bro.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Dirk Strider (The better one.)

Too many Dirks here.

Kult: +25

Kull: +35

Total: 60

Ratio: 0.71

Verified

A user of established repute

@timaeusTestified[TT]

I agree, we only need one.

Especially too many of... that guy.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

@torrentedDatastream[TD]

Let’s be real that just happens whenever he’s Involved In Anything. It’s Dirks All The Way Down.

↩ @torrentedDatastream[TD]

Finally, another Hal. Good to see you.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @technocraticTheseus[TT]

@torrentedDatastream[TD]

Hehe nice to See You Too.

Haha. Rechitting is fun.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

Oh hell yes. Sweet new features for me to get my digital hands on.

Kult: +15

Kull: +5

Total: 20

Ratio: 3.00

Dirk Lalonde

@tabescentTequila[TT]

Do not.

Big fan of the Vantas struggletweets going on.

Kult: +40

Kull: +10

Total: 50

Ratio: 4.00

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A user of established repute

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

Feathery Asshole

despite everything, youre still just a feathery asshole.

@turntechGodhead[TG]

rechit

The troll quadrant shit is pretty fascinating, actually.

Kult: +35

Kull: +10

Total: 45

Ratio: 3.50

Dirk Strider.

Verified

A user of established repute

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

@timaeusTestified[TT]

Please tell me you aren't only just now realizing this.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @timaeusTestified[TT]

Bro

@tangibleTitillation[TT]

He takes a minute to load, must be shoddy coding.

V2hhdCBJIHdvdWxkbid0IGdpdmUgdG8gZmVlbCBzb2Z0IGZlbHQgdW5kZXIgbXkgaGFuZHMgcmlnaHQgbm93Lg== #nsfw #base64

#nsfw #base64

Kult: +10

Total: 10

Puppets. #nsfw

#nsfw

Kult: +25

Kull: +25

Total: 50

Ratio: 1.00

Caeyos Carvil

Patron

A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

Good Boy

This user is certifiable good boy of the most marvelous kind.

good dog best friend

the bestest boy ever ever :D

absolutely adorable!!

this user owns a super cute pet

@waningCatastrophe[WC]

im scrd

Morgyn Shwanz

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@iridescentDeviant[ID]

mm....mm...mmuppe t..... jjoker~<

Kult: +2

Kull: +5

Total: 7

Ratio: 0.40

Bro

@tangibleTitillation[TT]

Hard. #nsfw

#nsfw

Mintyl "Lonescar" Tsurga

Skorpe Systems

This user is a verified employee of Skorpe Systems.

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@assistMint[AM]

- Oh, yeah... probably not a good idea to have puppets at work. There's the strings. Trip hazards. Trippable... LOL...

Wait. Trolls have MARINA too?

Kult: +17

Kull: +10

Total: 27

Ratio: 1.70

Caeyos Carvil

Patron

A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

Good Boy

This user is certifiable good boy of the most marvelous kind.

good dog best friend

the bestest boy ever ever :D

absolutely adorable!!

this user owns a super cute pet

@waningCatastrophe[WC]

always have

↩ @waningCatastrophe[WC]

Okay, that's pretty sick.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Sigh. Fond memories of honey mustard chicken microwave meals.

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00