Hal Strider
@technocraticTheseus
thinking about wireplay tonight thinking about being an adorable little robot who malfunctions and bluescreens so my owner has to put me up on a metal table while i just stare up at them with my robot eyes and feel like pry open my frontal hatch to look inside my robot guts "does it look okay?" i would ask meekly but theyre so focused they just pull my closer across the table and start digging around and every wire they skim or pull is electrifying and in a mellow and calm voice they say "you still with me?" and i just buzz and smoke a bit before they unplug and replace something that makes me stutter out pained noise bits before having to put gloves on to really get deeper and really pull at soft flexible stretchy wires while my screen changes to blue and my robotic body goes stiff and short circuits and how hard is it to become a robot anyways (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, wireplay, robophilia, robofucker, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Good post, lady Rankmaid. Reaaaall good post.
I am learning to make friends. This is going in my journal. And by my journal I mean Hal's code.
Come here. I need to put this in your code. So you can also know how to make friends.
not a lot to do when ur trapped in the house all day :( give me anime recs !! and don’t say one piece i’ve already been tricked into watching that by a certain orange individual
Might I suggest K Project? It's not on any major streaming sites, but it's worth the effort to find.
im not invisible rn but just 2 be clear ive had some revelations since troll bruno mars died & came back.......
im using any of the pronouns now FYI #HeSheThey
there are some rumors going around that if you cross a picket line ill "blow your shit clean off" this is only kind of true you will not die :)
I see everyone making OOC chitts, so I thought I'd follow suit! Hi, my name is Iggy/Swiss/Julian, and I'll reply with the different accounts I write!
"= i have a marked dislike for watery fluids. water is for swimming and not much else. if you are a different liquid, why be the consistency of water? become viscous, make all liquids viscous. ="
Counterpoint: viscous urine. Doesn't sound like such a good idea now, does it?
H3llo. 1 4m hungry. Do you w4nt to know wh4t for?
Just1c3.
finding One human hOt is an eXceptiOn but what dO i dO when i find a few hOt? is this nOrmal, chittr XO
Humans are overrated. AIs on the other hand.
looks like tha tl is slow. cmon dance for me
Shout out to my girlfriend :)
cutting a worm will not make two worms.
its the same damn worm, its not two different worms.